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[–]Papie 692 points693 points ago

Picture of a screenshot of a fake twitter account, heavily raped by instagram vintage effects.

Gosh.

[–]Grindstone50k 110 points111 points ago

And he left out "le gem".

[–]bitcheslovedroids 45 points46 points ago

"Just le gem I found abandoned in a dumpster"

[–]KyroDCK 16 points17 points ago

Lé cum dumpster

[–]JustHereForThePizza 13 points14 points ago

nah, that's 4chan territory

[–]KyroDCK 13 points14 points ago

We at least have the box.

[–]miniflip 0 points1 point ago

Oh, please no...

EDIT: I just found that the guy frequents /r/spacedicks and posts to /r/PicsOfDeadKids

[–]cassiexchaos 1 point2 points ago

wh....why is there a subreddit for pictures of dead kids? I...I'm afraid.

[–]jpthehp 0 points1 point ago

>8 months as a redditor

>doesnt know picsofdeadkids

you have a lot to learn about reddit, and little time to do it.

[–]Chazzelstien 0 points1 point ago

who does? Kryo or Lyn?

[–]miniflip 0 points1 point ago

Lyn

[–]Kyle_Crafty 0 points1 point ago

[–]thesomedude777 -2 points-1 points ago

I shouldn't know this reference......but I do.

[–]squirrelballs 2 points3 points ago

...sing to the tunes of Rock Lobster.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

Usher?

[–]lite951 0 points1 point ago

There better be a movie with this title.

[–]Kainint -1 points0 points ago

I have you tagged as "ReltihFlodaRerhuf says you're awesome but can't remember why".

I'm not exactly sure why.

[–]SidewaysToaster 0 points1 point ago

Did he do something Hitler would?

[–]Grindstone50k -2 points-1 points ago

I'm forgetfully awesome?

[–]mishkamishka47 -4 points-3 points ago

Le gem from (F)[el]ix

[–]RetardedSquirrel 5 points6 points ago

That guy has barely started using Instagram. Here's how it's done.

[–]jordanminjie 1 point2 points ago

I can still kind of make out the text in yours. Here's one with a bit more.

[–]mainstreaminghipster 2 points3 points ago

apparently it's what gets upvotes on this subreddit though!

[–]bread_buddy 0 points1 point ago

Now to email this to myself, open the email on an iPad, take a photo of the iPad with an iPhone5, Instagram it, and post it on Facebook. The circle is now complete.

[–]DownvotingRoman_ 0 points1 point ago

You have my vote.

[–]cheebsmagoo 1 point2 points ago

Swag.

[–]rberg89 0 points1 point ago

ooh thank you.

for a minute i was afraid that Felix actually said that. I would have been so disappointed in him.

[–]RapeTentacles -1 points0 points ago

If this was any faker Barbies everywhere would gain sentience.

[–]RocketBitch2000 225 points226 points ago

The fact that this is a filtered screen shot make my head feel like it's going to explode.

[–]EHoffman922 96 points97 points ago

From a fake twitter account...of a stupid tweet...on my front page.

[–]TROLOLERT 8 points9 points ago

Isn't reddit great, you guys? I sure do love wasting all my time on this website.

[–]TrollKy 37 points38 points ago

I make sure I instagram all my photos so everything looks the same as when I wear my sunglasses indoors.

[–]TheInsaneDane 3 points4 points ago

Yuck. Just yuck.

[–]RocketBitch2000 1 point2 points ago

Gosh that's hot. I didn't know men had mastered the duck face too

[–]belleayreski2 1 point2 points ago

god it looks like a filtered picture of a screen shot

[–]Smallmammalsbigeyes 145 points146 points ago

..Who actually upvoted this?

[–]Icomefromb 40 points41 points ago

The same people who leave comments on YouTube talking about Justin beiber and how oh-so-gay he is to be a part of the bandwagon.

[–]noneabove1182 5 points6 points ago

And the same people who go to YouTube videos from front page and spam "reddit brought me here!" Or "le reddit army is coming!" Like, cmon people, its things like that that made me switch over from 9gag (amongst other things ofc) sigh...

[–]qeuwtip 6 points7 points ago

I'm convinced that "le reddit brought me here" comments are actually 9GAGers/SA trying to make reddit look bad.

Or at least that's what I choose to believe so I can sleep at night.

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

Anyone who, for no reason brings up Justin Bieber in a Led Zeppelin video for comparison should die of aids.

[–]erode 0 points1 point ago

bots, morons, lost youtubers..

[–]JerFlip 53 points54 points ago

It's a sad state of affairs when people actually find this funny

[–]onceaday 285 points286 points ago

This post gave my cancer cancer.

[–]willscy 23 points24 points ago

it gave me aids.. you may want to get tested.

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

It gave me wings. Angel Wing.

[–]happiest_tree_friend 0 points1 point ago

and in end effect, youre somehow cured

[–]miniflip 1 point2 points ago

THIS POST CURES CANCER

[–]WhatevahBrah 0 points1 point ago

That's...good, right?

[–]BrotherDamascus 0 points1 point ago

No, that's double cancer.

[–]kmach 45 points46 points ago

Guys chill out maybe his phone just has cataracts.

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[–]skillphiliac 162 points163 points ago

Where do I sign this petition?

[–]aaronaqua1 42 points43 points ago

Link doesn't work. Anyone have a mirror?

[–]CakeSmasher 83 points84 points ago

[–]Sennheiser_Earmuffs 11 points12 points ago

Not what I wanted...

Real link anyone?

[–]Schroedingers_gif 65 points66 points ago

[–]munsta0 20 points21 points ago

Yes.

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[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

No one is asking for the right things.

Naked picture of Rosie O'Donnell.

You can all thank me later when they show up. I know it's what we all wanted.

[–]skillphiliac 18 points19 points ago

Now you got me all excited.

http://imgur.com/RmPvc

[–]Seekzor 2 points3 points ago

I clicked it, hoping for it

[–]moosemanca 30 points31 points ago

seriously. and he thinks Bieber should die...

[–]tekdemon 4 points5 points ago

Omg, my "developer" friend did this and posted it to facebook then got all pissy when I called him out on it. Why the fuck does your iPhone screenshot have to have burnt borders?!

Sean you dumbass, cut that shit out.

[–]PoniesRBitchin 4 points5 points ago

All in favor of changing Justin Bieber to OP?

[–]blyan 2 points3 points ago

AYE.

[–]uncleb0b 16 points17 points ago

Instagram makes pictures square. This is not square.

[–]KnifeFed 13 points14 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted, because you're right: this isn't from Instagram.

[–]Spyhop 17 points18 points ago

"Instagram" is the blanket term for pictures that are excessively and unnecessarily post-processed to look like a vintage picture.....despite the actual app that was used to do it. Think of the way most people say "Kleenex" even though it may not be a Kleenex brand they're referring to.

[–]KnifeFed 9 points10 points ago

When did this happen? I used to be "with it". Then they changed what "it" was.

[–]Naternaut 1 point2 points ago

Now what I'm "with" isn't "it" and what's "it" is weird and scary to me.

[–]roaddogg2k2 0 points1 point ago

Something something onion on a belt

[–]Womec 10 points11 points ago

[–]felixfelix 1 point2 points ago

Or at least put it on facebook before you screenshot it.

[–]B1ade_Catcher 1 point2 points ago

it's not even a screen shot.. it's a shot of a screen. Unforgivable.

for future endeavors, remember to hit screen lock and home button simultaneously

[–]liveryowl 28 points29 points ago

I was just thinking to my self:

Self, i really wish people should start making fun of Justin Bieber. That would be really clever because nobody ever does that. It will be hard, it's not like he's an easy target or anything.

[–]RouseHouse1013 59 points60 points ago

GEM LEVEL: LE

[–]bastardman 12 points13 points ago

you spelt level backwards

[–]RouseHouse1013 4 points5 points ago

God dammit, I do that all the time!

[–]assblastor 141 points142 points ago

hey u guise justin beaver sux xD or shud i say JUSTINE LOL "SHE" shud DIE c wat i did ther? xD

[–]Knov 31 points32 points ago

10 people thought it said "dis i like"!

[–]ShelbyGT 0 points1 point ago

LOL Terh dislik bar sise of juStins Penis!LOL1!1

[–]fluggelhorn 17 points18 points ago

Lik dis if u cry everytim!

[–]pedrogpimenta 122 points123 points ago

You used Instagram to take a picture of a tweet on an iPhone?

GO AWAY!

 

 

 

NOW

[–]Stevenator1 5 points6 points ago

Not to mention he then uploaded it to imgur... So he used instagram to take a picture of a tweet on an iPhone to upload it to imgur... Just why...

[–]101112 2 points3 points ago

How did you get multiple blank lines?

[–]Akitcougar 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing there's a few spaces on each line.

Testing testing... Nope, that's not how he did it.

[–]yanzie 0 points1 point ago

 
                                                                                                                                                                                                           I just used alt codes >_>

[–]pedrogpimenta 0 points1 point ago

Wizards.

(not really, just non breaking spaces. look it up ;)

[–]101112 0 points1 point ago

I had looked at the source & saw them, but don't know how to generate them.

 

 

 

 

Never mind. Thank you.

[–]Naternaut 0 points1 point ago

 

  skips lines

[–]101112 0 points1 point ago

Thanks you.

[–]GraemeCaldwell -2 points-1 points ago

 

 

 

 

He did this.

[–]3506 0 points1 point ago

How he got 2500 karma on only reposts is also a mystery by itself.

[–]GreenStrong 20 points21 points ago

I agree that the instagram effect is unnecessary. But really, this is aafake screenshot making fun of a guy for singing children's music. We all love Sesame Street, but we're supposed to hate this guy for making music for teenage children.

[–]JerFlip 5 points6 points ago

dae hate barney the dinosaur? i wish he'd commit suicide, lel

[–]Rocketbirdie 36 points37 points ago

NO. STOP IT.

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador -1 points0 points ago

OP.

Water u doin

OP.

Stahp.

[–]ScotteeMC 58 points59 points ago

This post literally gave me cancer.

[–]Icomefromb 8 points9 points ago

He is literally Mittler Santorum on LE 9GAG.

[–]Coconut_Shitstain 26 points27 points ago

DAE HATE JUSTIN BIEBER?? I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE.

[–]Vee_Vee 26 points27 points ago

Reddit officially sucks shit.

[–]ro0ot 20 points21 points ago

@...gartnr - seems legit

[–]AzazelXXII 17 points18 points ago

[–]BimbelMarley 16 points17 points ago

In the meantime, OP broke 5 world records of faggotry in only one post.

[–]Stickygod 9 points10 points ago

Damnit, OP. Stop it. Just stop it.

[–]Peasley 7 points8 points ago

Every second I hate this fake twitter more and more

[–]r0bp27 7 points8 points ago

why did you Instagram this picture...

[–]toocou 7 points8 points ago

An instagrammed screenshot of a fake twitter account... why does this even have an upvote?

[–]Cuntfag 8 points9 points ago

Who the actual fuck upvoted this shit? This post makes me feel physically sick, I want to vomit everywhere. And the title as well, 'oh Snap'..... Really? Fuck, the world makes me fucking angry sometimes. R/funny, sort your fucking shit out. For fucks sake, I'm off to go vomit all around my house now. Fuck off

[–]moccajoghurt 0 points1 point ago

Good comment.

[–]teddytroll 6 points7 points ago

Isn't there a subreddit for these jokes? /r/im14andifindthisfunny or something?

[–]talleyrandbanana 11 points12 points ago

[–]Lord_Vinton 37 points38 points ago

Dat Instagram...

[–]Gothika_47 22 points23 points ago

It makes humor for 12 year olds so much funnier!

[–]Ethazor 5 points6 points ago

OP I think you meant to post this here: /r/im14andifindthisfunny

[–]Muntberg -3 points-2 points ago

Stop fucking posting this. It's indistinguishable from /r/funny.

[–]moccajoghurt 6 points7 points ago

Teens are the silent cancer of reddit. They don't comment a lot but they are upvoting bullshit, stabbing reddit in the back with each upvote. There's nothing you can do about it, except leaving the default subreddits.

[–]SquidAttack 4 points5 points ago

Holy Hipstergram!

[–]TheSoundAurora 4 points5 points ago

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FILTERED?

[–]PleaseGoKillYourself 6 points7 points ago

Hey OP, follow the directions in my Username.

[–]brootwarst 3 points4 points ago

LE SO BRAVE INSTAGRAM GEM

[–]AmiraMalicious 3 points4 points ago

is this picture taken with a potato?

[–]jonneyboy45[!] 3 points4 points ago

need more blur filter

[–]happiest_tree_friend 3 points4 points ago

fuck this shit so hard. I couldnt even read the text before coming here to rage

[–]Castronaut91 3 points4 points ago

Nothing says hipster like a fake twitter page smothered to death with instagram filters.

[–]LethalPoopstain 3 points4 points ago

LOLOLOLO XD JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS BECAUSE HE IS A GIRL AND SHOULD DIE AMIRITE?!1?! #YOLOSWAG

[–]Stratocaster89 2 points3 points ago

The only fucking place i hear about Justin fucking Bieber is on reddit. So fucky fucking annoying.

[–]Winterbreeze 2 points3 points ago

I hope Jesus kills you

[–]aWickedGangAreWe 2 points3 points ago

[–]yunododat 2 points3 points ago

Why do people insist on sharing twitter posts from fake celebrity accounts?

[–]KnifeFed -1 points0 points ago

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that this is from Instagram. It's not. Instagram crops all photos to a square aspect ratio. That said, this is still a horrible screenshot of an incredibly lame joke from a fake Twitter account. OP, your faggotry is confirmed.

[–]rickolascornelius 2 points3 points ago

Instagram? Seriously?

[–]DarthChocolate 3 points4 points ago

Who the fuck upvotes this horse shit?

[–]Kalculator 0 points1 point ago

OP is autistic

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 2 points3 points ago

An instagram... of a screenshot... of a twitter post... on an iPhone. Fuck you.

[–]big_dirt 2 points3 points ago

This is amazing... Fucking second page of Reddit, yet every single comment on here is unanimous in OP's fagness. This system is broken.

[–]DoctorNose 2 points3 points ago

Reddit voting brought to you by middle school.

[–]Nobby_Nobbs 2 points3 points ago

I just lost a few IQ points.

Go die in a fire.

[–]LakeStClair 2 points3 points ago

ITT: OP is a faggot .gifs and I ain't even mad.

[–]farawaycircus 2 points3 points ago

Almost as bad as the youtube comment "This is the Reddit army! We do not forgive, we do not forget!" I get cramps every time I read that.

[–]ismelldeath 2 points3 points ago

needs more instagram

[–]sqazm 3 points4 points ago

He makes music I don't like, he should probably kill himself.

Right, hivemind? If I get 50 upvotes, he has to do it!

[–]titan413 1 point2 points ago

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $300, Alex.

[–]MediocreMuffins 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD WHY INSTRAGRAM A SCREENSHOT ARGH NO

[–]thesilverwitch 1 point2 points ago

This is as funny as watching paint dry. Good job son, I really hope you clap yourself in the back for this brilliant, witty, incredibly well-thought comment so that you feel like the true champ you really are.

[–]agentup 1 point2 points ago

Someone is making fun of Justin Bieber? now I've heard everything!

[–]bthoman2 1 point2 points ago

Beiber is marketed to pre teen girls. If you don't like him don't listen to him or stations who target the pre teen girl demographic.

His music isn't for everyone, myself included as I think it's terrible. That doesn't mean I want him to die for it.

[–]elad661 1 point2 points ago

This screenshot is fake. The twitter account does not even exist.

[–]loveandbaseketball 0 points1 point ago

This guy just keeps getting cooler!

[–]zawri 0 points1 point ago

People just love being angry around here...

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

already i am sick of this guy. and i aint talking about j.b.

[–]iFeel 1 point2 points ago

Where the fuck upvotes come from?\

[–]AetherThought 1 point2 points ago

This post was so fucking bad I got AIDS.

[–]BPHGaming 1 point2 points ago

His account is closed now

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

Where can I get a cellphone with a 20 year old CRT?

[–]Rarehero 1 point2 points ago

This is not his Twitter account.

[–]msm_deli 0 points1 point ago

i never post comments but FUCK, i hate the overuse of filters. go diaf

[–]bastardman 1 point2 points ago

vin-diesel-oh-shit-op-is-a-faggot.gif

[–]zerg_rush_lol 1 point2 points ago

fake and gay

[–]Aleitheo 1 point2 points ago

Is that an instagram photo of the screen?

You can take screenshots with the iphone you know, no need to buy a second iphone or install instagram to do it.

[–]MyNameIsBro 1 point2 points ago

I know he probably buys up votes but guys downvote!

[–]tallhairyman 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck, so much instafaggotry, can't breathe.

[–]ElGoddamnDorado -1 points0 points ago

Officially sick of Felix posts. That didn't take long.

[–]Lying_Cake 0 points1 point ago

This isint instagram. Stop being a fuckwit.

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow another justin beiber joke...........

[–]g-dragon 0 points1 point ago

I sometimes wonder how the biebs feels when people tell him to kill himself all the time.

[–]Asylumgirl15 0 points1 point ago

the parachute "malfunctions"

[–]xelested 0 points1 point ago

lol le gayber is gay im only 13 but i listn to gud music lik led zeplin im mature fr i age le upvotes to the left.

[–]xmashamm 1 point2 points ago

Are "Justin Beiber is lame lololol" jokes really still funny?

[–]ijustwanttotaco -1 points0 points ago

OMFG can we shut up about Justin Bieber. Wishes for harm to him, constant accusations of him being a girl/tranvestite/faggot etc, and constant bitching about his music, which is designed and marketed to 12-year girls: you guys are just as fucking obsessed with him as Bieber fans.

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[–]StewieBanana 7 points8 points ago

Infection?

[–]Vanilla_Onion 0 points1 point ago

but... without a parachute he would surely die!

[–]ForsakenCarnage -2 points-1 points ago

This guy, i like him.

[–]magusg -2 points-1 points ago

He wouldn't die though, he would just land in a giant gathering of tweens willing to sacrifice themselves to save him.

[–]randomusernamed -3 points-2 points ago

ladies and gentlemen, we have a new hero!

[–]marshull 0 points1 point ago

What an asshole.

[–]Mishkafilm -2 points-1 points ago

uhm buddy , you didnt beat no record !

[–]snipsnip 0 points1 point ago

The epitome of bravery, jumping from some high height and ragging on Justin Bieber.

[–]blyan 0 points1 point ago

The whole weird random obsession with hating Bieber was old like two fucking years ago. It kind of worries me how obsessed people seem to be with disliking the kid for no reason.

I mean, of all the pop singers out there, he's clearly one of the more talented. Why not make fun of how useless and untalented Ke$ha is? Oh, because you think she's hot? And why do you hate Bieber? Oh, because girls think he's hot?

MAKES SENSE.

Assclowns.

[–]FeliciaHardy -2 points-1 points ago

She could probably break the longest freefall for him.

[–]futterman -2 points-1 points ago

'You might be a douchebag' - Article 43: If you are still posting hateful stuff about Bieber online in Oct 2012, you just might be a douchebag.

[–]brelgno1 -3 points-2 points ago

lol. bet that cost him a few young (female)followers!

[–]Graeme-G -3 points-2 points ago

My respect for Felix?

Aaaaaaaaand IT'S GONE.