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[–]scratchingnose 467 points468 points ago

[–]MartelFirst 132 points133 points ago

Dammit, I want a crow or raven pet.

[–]nerdychic 124 points125 points ago

I had one when I was a kid. It fell out of the nest, and we raised it. Its name was Joe (corny, I know), and it was the best pet I ever had. It followed me everywhere, and it had a special sound that it made when it saw me.

[–]defenestrator828 167 points168 points ago

"Joe the Crow! Corny, I know..."

[–]IchthyoidPhalanges 72 points73 points ago

And he followed me everywhere, everywhere I'd go.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 17 points18 points ago

And then when he saw me, he'd be like, "yo!"

[–]SublimeSloth 48 points49 points ago

Joe is better than Jim Crow...

[–]TheyCallMeStone 9 points10 points ago

Joe Crow = Jose Cuervo

[–]lolsrsly00 5 points6 points ago

If you know Joe the Crow, he'll gladly greet you with a unique hello!

[–]CyanideSeashell 42 points43 points ago

My dad had one when he was a kid, too. He said it was an awesome pet. Hung out in the backyard once he became an adult (the crow), came when he called, and was ridiculously smart.

They seem like really interesting birds.

[–]nerdychic 23 points24 points ago

Yes, they are REALLY smart. I tried to teach him to speak, and he never did it in front of me. But once in a while I could have sworn I heard him outside saying a few things when I was inside with the windows open.

[–]TheSecretMe 85 points86 points ago

A friend of mine had a crow who could actually talk. Not mimic words but talk. He could put his name + wants + a limited list of things he like together. When we'd sit in the kitchen having coffee it would fly over and continually tap on the window until someone looked at him and he'd go "Hans wants a cookie".

Even if there were no cookies on the table, he knew we'd never have coffee without a biscuit or something. It could ask for cookies, scratches, a hat (his favorite perch was my friends head but only if he was wearing this red hat) and cows.

Yes, Hans asked for cows. What he meant was open the barn door so I can go pester the cows for my amusement by landing on their heads and pecking at them until they flick their ears.

[–]Asdayasman 35 points36 points ago

Wtf, this sounds like bullshit.

[–]TheSecretMe 63 points64 points ago

Crows are right up there with dolphins and primates. Asking for a cookie is hardly remarkable.

[–]Asdayasman 5 points6 points ago

I didn't know they had the physical capacity to form speech. They don't have lips.

[–]spartansheep 30 points31 points ago

true.. but parrots talk/mimic...?

[–]Sthr33 9 points10 points ago

[–]TheSecretMe 7 points8 points ago

A voicebox and a tongue helps a lot. Parrots don't have lips either.

It's not like they have perfect pronunciation, it tends to be very scratchy and some sounds don't come out very well. Some corvids require a vet to cut the little slip of skin under their tongue before they're able to speak. (which is very rarely done and probably illegal, but there it is)

[–]canadianredditor17 5 points6 points ago

This appears to be true, at least according to wikipedia. "Like other corvids, Ravens can mimic sounds from their environment, including human speech. They have a wide range of vocalizations, which remain an object of interest to ornithologists"

[–]cmnights 3 points4 points ago

crows are indeed very intelligent. studies find that crows can solve very complicated and abstract puzzles that require high intelligence that most animals don't show. maybe u have even seen the video where crows learned to crack open nuts at the perfect height and speed when they drop it (and not ruin the food), and they do it when its a red light so no danger of cars.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 67 points68 points ago

They aren't all that great. Always annoying you asking for corn and foreshadowing things. Not like those good old direwolves.

[–]Senor_Manos 16 points17 points ago

Yeah and it kinda freaks me out how they have three eyes.

[–]Unidan 11 points12 points ago

Crow biologist here.

You...really don't want a crow as a pet. Very demanding and very social birds.

Taking them out of their groups would be a bit traumatic for them, I would think. Additionally, it is illegal to own them in the US due to the Migratory Bird Act.

They're both protected under the Migratory Bird Act, actually!

EDIT FOR CLARIFICATION: When I say illegal, I mean illegal to take a wild crow or raven. It is legal in many cases to own an imported exotic crow or raven or to obtain one from a breeder.

[–]jherazob 30 points31 points ago

There is a saying from back home: "Cría cuervos y te sacarán los ojos" (more or less, "Raise crows and they'll take out your eyes"). It's supposed to be about ungrateful people, but it's raw meaning is sound too.

After being attacked by crows on a street once for committing the cardinal sin of walking through their territory, which has been reaffirmed by tales of many many others over the years, i'd say that having a pet crow would likely be a mistake.

[–]LascielCoin 40 points41 points ago

I've been attacked by crows before too but they actually make pretty awesome pets :) My neighbor raised one that fell (or was thrown) out of a nest and they set him free when he grew up. He then kept coming back every day until the day someone hit him with a car. He would randomly jump on your shoulder and stuff, it was pretty cool :)

[–]pegothejerk 46 points47 points ago

until the day someone hit him with a car.

wha. aww, man.

[–]LascielCoin 19 points20 points ago

We were all very sad but at least he lived a happy life until that happened :/

[–]pegothejerk 2 points3 points ago

I think it's awesome to raise a bird, so props for giving one a rich life! Many birds die while zipping along, I imagine the pain is very brief, if noticed at all.

[–]Kaeltro 3 points4 points ago

A crow once stole a cake from my 5 year old hand. I'ma murder that motherfucker if i find him

-BoonTobias

Well I think we found the culprit

[–]BadSister1984 10 points11 points ago

I have been attacked by crows. Or, as I was corrected: Grackles. They attacked me because of a most absurd incident. I was at the little kidney bean pool at the Austin Motel soaking up the sun before my check-out time. No one was around. The grackles were flying around doing their thing. Two decided to do a fly-over the pool. One pulled up, the other didn't. Wingman broke his neck on the side of the pool and fell in. No one saw this. Still sunny and beautiful outside, still peaceful. WTF I say, I guess I gotta get up and go see what's up with this bird, maybe it's alive (nope) maybe I'm going to have to call the office and get them to remove it....So I walk over, it is clearly a broken neck. And THEN WTF!! The fucking crazy grackles think I killed their dumbass friend and start doing flyby's on me!! Touching me with their claws and shit.

I am literally screaming the fuck bloody murder!!!!!

Story continues: I go to office on this bright beautiful Texas day and try to explain to the lazy happy people in the office that I just got attacked by killer birds. Uh-huh...riiiight. So the maintenance guy goes to the pool and I tell him to be careful. Uh-huh....riiiight. I go with him--and wouldn'tcha know? They attack me again! [Edit--Not the maintenance guy digging their friend out with a net!!] I have to hide by the rock wall (the pool is built into a hill) so they can't do flyby's.

Their advice? Which is the only advice anyone could give really......just stay in your room until they forget about you.

Day ruined. But all for a good story!

[–]sheldlord 3 points4 points ago

I laughed.

[–]sambowilkins 6 points7 points ago

Did this unprovoked attack happen in, say, the mid to late spring? If so, those are parents protecting their fledgling young who around that time basically just hang out on the ground until they can fly.

[–]BoonTobias 30 points31 points ago

A crow once stole a cake from my 5 year old hand. I'ma murder that motherfucker if i find him

[–]Untoward_Lettuce 50 points51 points ago

How you gonna murder him with such a small hand?

[–]beefinbed 5 points6 points ago

[–]Craysh 4 points5 points ago

Wait... You're going to get him other crows to play with after he stole your cake?

[–]Richeh 29 points30 points ago

Is that dog just lifting its skirts and sprinting for it on two legs?

[–]cloned_again 13 points14 points ago

I'm at work drinking coffee.. which pretty much just came out of my nose. Thanks.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 720 points721 points ago

"Dafuq you lookin at?"

"Do you even lift?"

[–]MrConfucius 293 points294 points ago

"Fight me IRL bro."

[–]kimcheekumquat 331 points332 points ago

"What the fuck did you say?"

http://i.imgur.com/kh3ig.jpg

Edit: OP's Version

Edit2: I know you're not OP

[–]eat_fish 267 points268 points ago

[–]nytrolic 23 points24 points ago

best thing i ever did see

[–]AmandAnimal 44 points45 points ago

that made my morning, and now everyone near me is looking at me like im a retard for bursting into hysterics.

[–]Ananzy 6 points7 points ago

same thing just happened to me

[–]Mcdoofus 18 points19 points ago

Must... Not... Laugh... In public... Library...

Fuck that, now the homeless guy is staring at me in judgement.

[–]Yoyo8 4 points5 points ago

Get that homeless man a sausage mcmuffin, pronto!

[–]Super_Model_Citizen 2 points3 points ago

He was judging you before that.

[–]CyaSteve 80 points81 points ago

Here you go

Edit: I appreciate the link but I'm not OP :)

Edit2: Does this mean we're best friends?

Edit2.1: Oh god what have I done, recursive linking.

[–]kimcheekumquat 2 points3 points ago

Thanks.

[–]CyaSteve 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome I guess? HAPPY CAKEDAY NEW BEST FRIEND!

[–]AllTehThingz 12 points13 points ago

Officially my favorite picture ever.

[–]IdRatherBeAnimating 12 points13 points ago

make it with the crow and the cow, Crow vs. Cow!

[–]CyaSteve 4 points5 points ago

working on it.

Cept I don't have the original cow ones... welp here goes.

Really simple but I kinda like it

[–]gail_the_snail 33 points34 points ago

This made my day.

[–]SoGnar92 3 points4 points ago

[–]Aaronmcom 69 points70 points ago

"Nevermore!!!"

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 10 points11 points ago

Once upon a midnight dreary...

[–]ghosthendrikson 14 points15 points ago

I'm just going to leave this here: http://i.imgur.com/69a0z.jpg

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[–]Jake_san 2 points3 points ago

Im so tired after WORK that I dozed off for a second after the first paragraph. And I'm interested dammit.

EDIT: forgot the 'work' from the sentence. lol

[–]PunctureRepair 9 points10 points ago

[–]xevoc 6 points7 points ago

1v1 I'm fucking jacked bro

[–]thebastion 257 points258 points ago

BRO!

edit: x-posted to r/birdswitharms

[–]Naggers123 49 points50 points ago

Brow

[–]icebergamot 92 points93 points ago

SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!

[–]starcrap2 16 points17 points ago

[–]bestdarkslider 14 points15 points ago

/r/birdswitharms is that way --->

[–]Frafn 27 points28 points ago

Your arrow is pointing away from the link..

[–]ramenoodles103 66 points67 points ago

You're a sick cunt, gold star for you

[–]Human-Genocide 60 points61 points ago

AND I SAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAYAYAAAAAAA~~

       I..... sorry.... it started playing in my head all of a sudden.

[–]AtlasAnimated 25 points26 points ago

Scumbag Brain: Now play this on repeat for the rest of the day

[–]doctorqui 9 points10 points ago

I SAY HAY, WHAT'S GOIN ON?

[–]incisorcist 2 points3 points ago

hahaha, the "haaaaayy..." part was articulated perfectly in text to match the song.

[–]eatbuckshot 32 points33 points ago

"Da flock you lookin at?"

[–]AlopexLagopus 28 points29 points ago

The collective for a group of crows is a Murder...

[–]patchsonic 27 points28 points ago

Thanks for murdering his pun, you asshole.

[–]Saoghal 5 points6 points ago

Right ... why am I not even surprised at this ...

[–]leftlooserighttight 6 points7 points ago

quoth the raven

[–]Smar_tass 274 points275 points ago

[–]HungryThought 37 points38 points ago

I like this very much.

[–]Ryerye92 13 points14 points ago

[–]ra_grand 14 points15 points ago

Fak u Dolan!

[–]pitline810 4 points5 points ago

Came to the comments for this, was not disappointed

[–]ziplokk 9 points10 points ago

[–]zugunruh3 58 points59 points ago

Is this an Australian crow? I thought it was a juvenile at first because of the blue eyes but it looks like an adult.

[–]Glibhat[S] 65 points66 points ago

Yeah it is. I'm from Melbourne.

[–]FortBriggs 94 points95 points ago

Fuck, even the crows are scary in Australia.

[–]legumee 18 points19 points ago

australian crows spit poison

[–]Untoward_Lettuce 10 points11 points ago

Accurate to 3 miles.

[–]skoo 9 points10 points ago

Hence the saying: Stone the crows!

[–]Zafara1 8 points9 points ago

That would be an Australian Raven, still a member of the Corvus (crow) family however.

[–]RageGodReed 15 points16 points ago

BLAAGH! BLAAAGH! BLAAAAAAAAOUUUUGGGH!

[–]DOLLAR_POST 57 points58 points ago

Am I the only one annoyed at the fact the pictures should have switched?

[–]westyfield 11 points12 points ago

No, it really bothered me as well. It's like putting the punchline before the set-up.

[–]DaftProdigy 143 points144 points ago

That's so raven.

[–]eyereport 41 points42 points ago

Eh...it's pretty raven, I guess.

[–]Nsinr8 12 points13 points ago

And sometimes I'll do something and think, that was not very raven

[–]oddworld19 79 points80 points ago

[–]elcapitanloco 28 points29 points ago

[–]carbonbased7 8 points9 points ago

I took this photo.

[–]Derporelli 15 points16 points ago

[–]bramannoodles 2 points3 points ago

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[–]SollyBoy 37 points38 points ago

[–]banana21 99 points100 points ago

[–]BoonTobias 77 points78 points ago

[–]SmokeyDBear 3 points4 points ago

Boom!

[–]TylerRBack 4 points5 points ago

Ding! Ding! DINGDINGDINGDING!

[–]Jabba_the_Mutt 92 points93 points ago

[–]rixoff 2 points3 points ago

So Zef! Die Antwoord is going to be here in concert on Wednesday, I think I'll bring my crow.

[–]yourmomisagoat 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit this is so perfect.

[–]forrman17 132 points133 points ago

Why is everyone raven about this photo?

[–]AmpleWarning 75 points76 points ago

Because it looks like aviary aggressive crow. Apparently angry birds are popular.

[–]imanygirl 29 points30 points ago

Bird brains.

[–]heracleides 38 points39 points ago

He didn't even finch.

[–]ducttapedude 48 points49 points ago

A few more of these crow puns and we'll have a murder to deal with.

[–]giventhese7 31 points32 points ago

We'll make sure they're good puns from heron out

[–]skoo 28 points29 points ago

Some of these are hard to swallow.

[–]thewalrusispaul 24 points25 points ago

People here need to stop being tits.

[–]DeBryceIsRight 23 points24 points ago

Stop robin me of all the puns.

[–]atl2rva 28 points29 points ago

The cardinal rule of reddit is that I must participate in this pun thread

[–]Mr_Bimbles 12 points13 points ago

These puns need to be brought to a swift conclusion.

[–]Pragmaticus 22 points23 points ago

DING DING DING DING DING

[–]cadencehz 9 points10 points ago

[–]ejkook 6 points7 points ago

Last chance to look at me, Hector.

[–]Hyperboloidof2sheets 5 points6 points ago

Breathes furiously!

[–]p00pdog 3 points4 points ago

DING DING DING

[–]PackmanKnight 66 points67 points ago

gooby pls

[–]luksy 32 points33 points ago

Crowlan

[–]STUN_Runner -2 points-1 points ago

STAHP

[–]dailybunny 7 points8 points ago

k

[–]wallix 11 points12 points ago

Ah! It's chromatic aberration crow!!!

[–]Curiosimo 3 points4 points ago

Came here to say that... you beat me by six minutes.

[–]wallix 4 points5 points ago

"The early chromatic aberration crow gets the worm" my gramps used to say.

[–]yourmadbroski 27 points28 points ago

Reminds me of dolan

[–]c64glen 9 points10 points ago

Phew. I was beginning to think I was the only one.

[–]Vexercist 14 points15 points ago

Damn, when random animals start looking at you like that, it's time to just wear a paper bag outside.

[–]Rietalienko 17 points18 points ago

I seriously stared at this pic for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the joke was. Then I looked at the title again and realized it said "Crow" and not "Cow"

[–]calamormine 31 points32 points ago

I'd like to imagine after five minutes of intense staring, you slowly backed away from your monitor, then with a look of sudden clarity sweeping across your face, you exclaimed "wait a minute, that's not a cow, it's a crow!"

[–]Mikealden 8 points9 points ago

I honestly just want this to become a meme called "Come at me crow!"

[–]BeauxHoe_the_Hobo 11 points12 points ago

Incredulous Crow.

[–]FunkyDuncs 9 points10 points ago

New reddit meme in 5....

[–]TheEmcee 7 points8 points ago

4...

[–]Banana_For_Brains 32 points33 points ago

1

[–]wezdog1 15 points16 points ago

Living up to your name I see.

[–]cmyerty 3 points4 points ago

Eleventy.

[–]Handsom_Lad 10 points11 points ago

[–]millenseed 8 points9 points ago

accualy is dolan

[–]BlackLeatherRain 0 points1 point ago

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]Dr_Roger 0 points1 point ago

That's so raven.

[–]wotutalkinabaaat 0 points1 point ago

look at them wings Brah. Do they even give you up-lift?????

[–]CenturySix 0 points1 point ago

Was not expecting that. Hahahaha.

[–]lieabeautifullife 0 points1 point ago

My sides... Cracked me up without fail.

Someone needs to put 'Wat' on the bottom of it.

[–]the_shlod 1 point2 points ago

[–]PSIStarstormOmega 0 points1 point ago

I SAID NEVERMORE MUTHAFUCKA.

[–]Zsundance 2 points3 points ago

overly dramatic crow.

[–]vviikkrraanntt 2 points3 points ago

The crow:- The chosen one has arrived.

[–]Unidan 3 points4 points ago

Crow biologist here!

I'm an American, and this is probably not an American crow or American bird at all. Australia?

Additionally, while this is not the case in the photo, if you do see a crow with blue eyes like this, it's usually a juvenile. They have big baby blue eyes that will eventually darken as they mature. The inside of their mouths will darken as well, turning black with time.

Here's a picture of a baby American crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos) I tagged for reference!

[–]MuffinBoss 2 points3 points ago

He looks ravenous.

[–]ObsidianNoxid 6 points7 points ago

 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered,tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; - This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, Sir,' said I,or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; - Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, Lenore!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word,Lenore!' Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. Surely,' said I,surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door - Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door - Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said,art sure no craven. Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door - Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only, That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered - Till I scarcely more than muttered Other friends have flown before - On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.' Then the bird said,Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, Doubtless,' said I,what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore - Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore - What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. Wretch,' I cried,thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Prophet!' said I,thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! - Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Prophet!' said I,thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore - Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!' Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - nevermore!

[–]PyroKaos 4 points5 points ago

The ravens of the citadel: "I seen some shit!"

[–]Rynyl 3 points4 points ago

"Dun Dun DUUUUUUUN!"

(Dramatic Raven)

[–]cheezeebred 3 points4 points ago

Dark wings, dark words.

[–]acidrocker 2 points3 points ago

So

[–]josephanthony 3 points4 points ago

This is what worms see in their nightmares.

[–]jpljr77 3 points4 points ago

  1. Post in /r/ASOIAF
  2. ????
  3. Profit.

Trust me.

[–]BrutalJones 8 points9 points ago

CORN

[–]Pointedcoast78 3 points4 points ago

That bird is fucking intense!

[–]reesetug 3 points4 points ago

not a crow.......grackle

[–]CaptureClay 1 point2 points ago

Time for a story. My grandpa is a vet and a man once brought in his crow because apparently crows are supposed to "talk," and his wasn't talking.

He took the crow, put it on his back, opened its wings and immediately the bird screamed, "Help, look out, Blackie!"

[–]atlguy36 0 points1 point ago

Mother of God... He has bread crumbs... 0_0

[–]gaviidae 2 points3 points ago

That's a Brewers Blackbird not a crow.

[–]JohnEReb -1 points0 points ago

5 second rule, brah.

[–]rockemsockemrobot -1 points0 points ago

I was listening to Alaskan Flounder Basket when I clicked this link, and it timed up perfectly. Hoooooly fuck.

[–]pastelcoloredpig -1 points0 points ago

That scared the shit out of me...

[–]scl17freak -1 points0 points ago

shoulda put them in the reverse order

[–]narcispy -1 points0 points ago

Soon....

[–]GFandango -1 points0 points ago

"dafuq is this wizardry?"

[–]r2dk -1 points0 points ago

gooby pls

[–]I_SPEAK_TRUTH -1 points0 points ago

Where is that vertical of the cats: "_____ have you seen my blu-" cat is wearing blue shoes this crow's face

[–]OneEyedMasa -1 points0 points ago

He looks down on you so much that he's looking up!

[–]aakaakaak -1 points0 points ago

It's Jake Blankenship's crow.

[–]LustInSpace -1 points0 points ago

I imagine the crow saying "Wuzzzzzzzuuuuuuuppppppp"

[–]Terrible_Matador -1 points0 points ago

I have been waiting for this so long

[–]megamoose4 -1 points0 points ago

"COME AT ME BRO!"

[–]freemin 0 points1 point ago

dafuq

[–]sometimesimweird -1 points0 points ago

Cue the memes!

[–]Pandumonium1 -2 points-1 points ago

This need to be a meme.

[–]Havenward -1 points0 points ago

Really it's a starling not a crow.

[–]palubalis -1 points0 points ago

"More WIIINE?!?"

[–]Pyr0manc3r -1 points0 points ago

The crow is thinking Put your pants back on!

[–]Destro168 -1 points0 points ago

I would run.

[–]kasparovnutter -1 points0 points ago

Nevermore.jpg

[–]the_crooner -1 points0 points ago

corw pls

[–]Frase -1 points0 points ago

"Oh fuck... I left the fuckin stove on."

[–]redleif -1 points0 points ago

(10) Crow

[–]Lemurrific -1 points0 points ago

Soon.