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One of the best jobs (i.imgur.com)

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[–]scratchingnose 199 points200 points ago

There's an even better job than that http://i.imgur.com/JgbF0.jpg

[–]wishediwasagiant 59 points60 points ago

J-Lo's nipple tweaker

[–]556x45mm 14 points15 points ago

What? She can't do that herself? What a strange world we live in...

[–]REALLYANNOYING 3 points4 points ago

sweet jesus

[–]dr_chinstrap 1 point2 points ago

The eye contact is intense.

[–]stebaaan 96 points97 points ago

Katy Perry's boob fluffer

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[–]Camedo 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, there's something about the way she's looking at him, and even from the side angle something about the way he's looking at her. They almost seem like a couple.

[–]DownvotingRoman_ 42 points43 points ago

I hope he gets paid shit and doesn't get healthcare >:(

[–]rangerthefuckup 33 points34 points ago

That's the spirit

[–]themanofawesomeness 5 points6 points ago

I can't wait for the day I find "boob fluffer" in the classifieds.

[–]Zushii 138 points139 points ago

yeah, but that dudes probably gay...soo yeah.

[–]woprdotmil 85 points86 points ago

I wouldnt want that job as a straight man. too much.

[–]ZannX 74 points75 points ago

I'd have to get special pants...

[–]3019605275 26 points27 points ago

i'd have to wear a rubber at all times

[–]Astrocricket 20 points21 points ago

yeah, it'd practically be a necessity

[–]RetardedSquirrel 16 points17 points ago

Seriously guys, can we?

[–]biurb 5 points6 points ago

wear a rubber at all times? I suppose I could start

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 5 points6 points ago

you could just tuck it in the waistband preemptively.

[–]MELSU 4 points5 points ago

but, it is still very noticeable, you have to end up walking hunched over. Not having a belt makes it even worse.

[–]Noct 1 point2 points ago

Your pants just arrived from 1-800-Pants

[–]userpain 12 points13 points ago

So close... yet so far.

[–]PlzBuryMeWithIt 3 points4 points ago

don't we all... don't we all

[–]zangor 26 points27 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/4nhUs.png

[–]HoldmysunnyD 5 points6 points ago

Hah

[–]roadbuzz 1 point2 points ago

I'd become gay to get that job.

[–]Ithrazel 16 points17 points ago

There's a video of a job like that

[–]BigDickDan 4 points5 points ago

"he doesnt like women"

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa riiiight

[–]kxq 4 points5 points ago

that would be the worst job in the world.

I heard adriana lima is really nice. so here's a super nice woman, one of the hottest women in the world.

and I will NEVER ever have a chance of getting with her. I will get to rub oil on her ass, sure ... but not once will she fuck me, and I have to endure an unreasonable amount of teasing.

and now imagine dating. "what do you do?" "I fondle super models' asses."

then when you get lucky enough to find a girl who's cool with your ridiculous job ... and you cop a feel of her ass, you will most prob. not feel an "adriana lima" level ass. it might be nice, but it won't be the "nicest"

fuck all that. I will instead dream of the day when she decides that she's bored being with whoever it is that she is with and instead wants to bone the dong off of a nice, friendly indian chap making his living in new york

[–]_scarface_ 1 point2 points ago

Desi laude idhar bhi aake rone lagg gaye :D

[–]crinos666 1 point2 points ago

I'd... still fondle her bottom. Just because.

[–]Steelsoul 1 point2 points ago

Would you rather die knowing that at least once in your life you had the chance to caress that sweet sculpted behind, and didn't ?

[–]staffell 1 point2 points ago

That would be terrible. Think of the frustration.

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    [–]SRS_are_cunts 556 points557 points ago

    It's like being a pizza delivery guy: you can smell it and touch it, but you can't eat it.

    [–]vyllex 305 points306 points ago

    If a pizza delivery guy touches my actual pizza, I will murder him in the face.

    If he touches my penis however, he can share the pizza.

    [–]SRS_are_cunts 96 points97 points ago

    C'mon, buddy, just the crust. You know you want me to..

    [–]anymooseposter 53 points54 points ago

    Oh yeah, stuff that crust

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    [–]mayowarlord 16 points17 points ago

    you just gave me 4.5 Brimleys of Diabetus.

    [–]gman94 2 points3 points ago

    Is that a thing now? Brimleys? I have been waiting for so long...

    [–]dr_chinstrap 0 points1 point ago

    Brimleys, it should be named after the guy from Man vs Food.

    [–]Chubbstock 9 points10 points ago

    wow... I don't want to believe that this is a thing.

    [–]SimplePhantom 36 points37 points ago

    Idk.......something about you says otherwise, "Chubbs."

    [–]Chubbstock 10 points11 points ago

    ...touché

    [–]novanleon 2 points3 points ago

    I don't know about that crust, but these things are heavenly.

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      [–]bbth 2 points3 points ago

      This was the photo in the ad next to that crust. Pretty much my reaction also.

      [–]TJ5897 1 point2 points ago

      Why does many news websites lock up my entire computer while attempting to load them, but I can have 45+ tabs of Reddit and a few more for Facebook and Youtube?

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        [–]Huska83 2 points3 points ago

        Everybody move to the back of bus.

        [–]pablo_el_magico 2 points3 points ago

        What's good on pizza but bad on pussy?

        CRUST!

        [–]PraetorianFury 1 point2 points ago

        False. People toss pizza crust just like on sandwich bread.

        [–]iamjamin 0 points1 point ago

        Just to see how it tastes

        [–]Armed_To_The_Teets 0 points1 point ago

        BYOP...bring your own pepperoni

        [–]DownvotingRoman_ 0 points1 point ago

        One large sausage for vyllex...

        [–]Narcoat 0 points1 point ago

        As an ex-pizza delivery guy, I often made the pizza I delivered, so we'd have a problem.

        [–]amnesiac854 15 points16 points ago

        That joke was worse than season 4 of prison break

        [–]SRS_are_cunts 6 points7 points ago

        shiiiiiiiiit

        [–]Ds0990 7 points8 points ago

        I dunno what pizza place you worked at, but at my store we had enough extra pizza that I ended up gaining nearly 80 pounds in less than a year.

        [–]algorithmae 15 points16 points ago

        Ah yes, the freshman eighty...

        [–]Ds0990 5 points6 points ago

        Thankfully I've lost most of it. Still fat, just less so.

        [–]endo 0 points1 point ago

        Best reply of the night.

        [–]KeanuReavers -1 points0 points ago

        You should do an AMA for /r/gainit.

        [–]MrGarm 12 points13 points ago

        I'd just like to say that I really, really like your name. That's all.

        [–]jaggazz 7 points8 points ago

        This is probably violentacrez. Timing would be right.

        [–]ziplokk 6 points7 points ago

        I always pronounced his name like Vee-oh-lent-uh-crez.

        I assumed is was some Hispanic name. My mind was boggled when I found out it was just Violent Acres.

        [–]norsurfit 1 point2 points ago

        What is "SRS" and why has it received OP's ire?

        [–]JDepak 32 points33 points ago

        It's "Shit Reddit Says," and it's a subreddit. A subreddit full of oversensitive cunts. Odds are I'm being banned as we speak...

        [–]Neebat 18 points19 points ago

        I got downvoted by the SRS brigade the other day for defending the seriousness of rape. The word "rape" is a weapon for them and they demand the right to wield it to stop all rational thought.

        Edit: Since some folks seem to be upvoting that old comment, here's another that seems to have offended the predisposed.

        [–]hogimusPrime 3 points4 points ago

        One of the more insightful descriptions of their special brand of madness I have yet seen.

        [–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

        :-/ It's hard to complain, but my -5 karma comment from 3 days ago is now positive. Makes my comment above seem silly.

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          [–]DAngelo_Barksdale 5 points6 points ago

          You are now banned from SRS.

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                [–]illchopyourfaceoff 1 point2 points ago

                Pizza guys can run their fingers over the grease and get a quick taste without anyone noticing...use that in the analogy however you like.

                [–]srs_house 0 points1 point ago

                If you can smell it from that far away, I don't know if I'd want to eat it.

                [–]roadbuzz 0 points1 point ago

                But only for tuna pizza.

                [–]bokbok -1 points0 points ago

                What do an OBGYN and a pizza man have ion common? They both smell it but they can't eat it.

                [–]dtuck15 0 points1 point ago

                Synonymous with a gynecologist..

                [–]FlockofSeagulls 106 points107 points ago

                We have a personal trainer in the building I work in and had seen him doing this for a chick working out with him. At first I thought now that is got to be a great job. Then later I had seen him doing the same thing to a obese guy and thought to myself, it has to suck once in a while too, hope that guys doesn't have crotch rot!!

                [–]toolusingmonkeys 87 points88 points ago

                It's kind of like being a gynocologist. Ya, you get paid to look at and touch vaginas all day, but for every hot chick who just wants a checkup, you get maybe 10 fat, old or nasties that came in because of some puss or sore or something. Maybe more than 10:1 not sure.

                [–]ShenKiStrike 62 points63 points ago

                The chance that you'll see unattractive female parts are much higher because the people who go to gynos are typically older and who might have visible issues with their vagina, which prompted the visit in the first place.

                [–]heartthrowaways 40 points41 points ago

                I imagine some people might go down that road with the intent of seeing vagina all day but get weeded out quite early in the process at vagina school.

                Lesson 1: Which Strain of Herpes? An Analysis of Weeping Sores

                [–]glaedr 36 points37 points ago

                vagina school

                [–]RobSpewack 10 points11 points ago

                Coming Summer 2014: Vagina School, starring Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler

                [–]thratty 10 points11 points ago

                This is just personal preference but if I were female I wouldn't feel comfortable having a male gynecologist

                [–]mypetridish 13 points14 points ago

                Funny, because as a male, I wouldnt mind having female gynecologist, and would prefer not to have male gynecologist. Let it be known that I know that personally, I do not need a gynecologist

                [–]Potchi79 8 points9 points ago

                Let it be known that I know that personally, I do not need a gynecologist

                So your vagina is doing good?

                [–]apekillape 34 points35 points ago

                Superman does good. My vagina is doing well.

                [–]mypetridish 1 point2 points ago

                Yeah, that's why I dont need a gynecologist... wait that was a trick question wasnt it?

                [–]DancingWithKafka 2 points3 points ago

                Can I ask why? Would you feel comfortable with a lesbian gynecologist or is it because he doesn't have a vagina?

                [–]turbie 5 points6 points ago

                Female here. I have a male GP but a female OBGYN. Honestly a woman is more in tune with female issues. I had a male OBGYN once and he just did not listen when I tried to talk to him about my issues. Then I switched insurances and got switched to a female. Turns out I have an easy to control hormone imbalance. Also while pregnant with my first when I tried to tell the male Dr. that the reason my belly was measuring small was because I was carrying her behind my ribs (I am small after all) he gave me a patronizing "I am sure it feels that way, but that is not possible" and sent me for an emergency ultra sound which found out SURPRISE! She was behind my ribs. The female tech actually said "How the hell can you breath!?!" it also explained why I threw up when ever I ate more than a few bites. My stomach was so squished, but this guy would not listen to me.

                [–]foundnewname 12 points13 points ago

                The female tech said " how the hell can you breath." Wouldn't that indicate that even a female obgyn would have the same doubts about carrying behind your ribs?

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                    [–]TheAmazingMart 0 points1 point ago

                    Happy Cake Day!

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                      [–]userpain 8 points9 points ago

                      So is there any way to specialize in young, attractive, 20-30 year olds?

                      Can you put that in your job description?

                      [–]ocher_stone 2 points3 points ago

                      Being an OB is like my first job at the movie theatre. Free popcorn whenever you want. It's awesome, and you tell all your friends. Every chance you get, you're getting a piece.

                      After two weeks, you can't stand the smell, and you get pissed off whenever the juice gets on you.

                      [–]fimmel 1 point2 points ago

                      Still better than engineering school

                      [–]adalonus -1 points0 points ago

                      This is why I was excited to have mostly attractive clients when I was a trainer.

                      [–]swagtothemaximum 0 points1 point ago

                      sorry bro it's more like 200:1 and the 1 hot chick is coming for a Valtrex/OCP refill.

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                        [–]capoeirista13 10 points11 points ago

                        when you say crotch rot, do you mean the same thing as dick cheese?

                        ETA: I googled crotch rot THEY ARE NOT THE SAME

                        [–]FlockofSeagulls 2 points3 points ago

                        lol, yes

                        [–]foundnewname 0 points1 point ago

                        Disturbing thing is that crotch rot is actually a fungal infection of the groin.

                        [–]steinman17 2 points3 points ago

                        It's for the greater good though

                        [–]GFandango 5 points6 points ago

                        it has to suck once in a while too

                        let's just hope

                        [–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 36 points37 points ago

                        Yea but you could also be doing the same thing to a 350lb lineman in the NFL. So it kinda swings both ways.

                        [–]daedaluscapn 32 points33 points ago

                        Well some guys swing both ways so this could be fine

                        [–]TheChosenOne013 170 points171 points ago

                        You kidding me? I'd hate doing this. It seems like one of those jobs where (as a male) you'd have be constantly careful of every little thing to avoid a sexual harassment suit.

                        [–]CT37 79 points80 points ago

                        It's not as tough as you'd think. Communication is key. When your intent is clearly therapeutic, most clients aren't going flip out and sue you if something weird happens by accident. And you just kinda learn to tune the sexuality of a situation out - when you're working you see pecs and glutes, not tits and ass. You do have to document the shit out of everything though - if that lawsuit ever does come, you'll need every shred of proof you can muster you're a professional, not a creep.

                        TL;DR, straight male massage therapist, communication + professionalism = far, far fewer lawsuits/unintended boners than you'd think.

                        [–]Endyo 95 points96 points ago

                        And don't kiss them on the bum.

                        [–]CT37 12 points13 points ago

                        Now, this comment is actually clever. Upvote for the IT Crowd.

                        [–]Moinseur_Garnier 3 points4 points ago

                        Just to the left of the cleft or horizon.

                        [–]diggoran 11 points12 points ago

                        Cleftal Horizon

                        FTFY

                        [–]scotchirish 0 points1 point ago

                        I make it clear that costs extra.

                        [–]braveheart18 4 points5 points ago

                        Got to watch a very young chiropractor work on my girlfriend, specifically problems with her hips and lower back. Now you're just going to have to believe me that she's a looker. He talked for about 15 minutes before the..procedure i guess..about what his plan was and what he thought would help. Did not stop talking the entire time he was working on her. Never seemed to misplace a hand and only touched her as much as he had too. It was a very not awkward experience.

                        This man speaks the truth.

                        [–]karnoculars 1 point2 points ago

                        Why is it that, when it's so easy for me to find pictures of attractive girls on the internet, I still really want to see a picture of your GF? Why?!

                        [–]crinos666 -1 points0 points ago

                        Shame chiropractic is a load of pseudo-scientific horse shit.

                        [–]Ryan_TR 4 points5 points ago

                        I'd still wear tight compression shorts to tame the tiger.

                        [–]rrocker1990 3 points4 points ago

                        Have you ever gave a happy ending?

                        [–]montu7777 4 points5 points ago

                        Have you ever given a happy ending?

                        FTFY

                        [–]cp5184 0 points1 point ago

                        Do male massage therapists ever get hardons on the job?

                        [–]pburn883 0 points1 point ago

                        maybe fewer lawsuits... but my boner has a mind of its own

                        [–]medioxcore 16 points17 points ago

                        male massage therapist here.

                        sexual harassment is the number one lawsuit in my profession. unfortunately, it happens both legitimately (creepy therapists), and illegitimately (clients attacking innocent therapists for one reason or another).

                        thankfully, it isn't terribly common. people typically know what to expect going into a massage, and if it is their first time, a good therapist will always explain thoroughly beforehand, so there are no surprises. in essence, you basically have to be doing creepy shit to be hit with a lawsuit. as long as you're professional, you're fine.

                        as long as you don't run into an insane client :/

                        [–]Oznog99 10 points11 points ago

                        Your own business card incriminates you!! It SAYS you're "the rapist"!!

                        [–]medioxcore 16 points17 points ago

                        no! it's my defense!

                        if i tell them flat out that i'm the rapist, and they agree to my services, they have no case against me!

                        [–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

                        Fucking kerning!

                        [–]TinBryn 0 points1 point ago

                        In psychology I combined the disiplines of analysis and therapy to become the world's first analrapist

                        [–]Munkeynz 2 points3 points ago

                        You my friend need to do an AMA

                        [–]ToRedditWithLove 0 points1 point ago

                        I have to ask. Do you ever get any woman that want to try something sexual with you while working? Has anything ever happened? I must know.

                        [–]medioxcore 9 points10 points ago

                        lol! nothing toooo crazy thus far, though...

                        in school, we did things called teaching clinics, in which, one night a week, the school was basically turned into a massage studio. the public would book appointments, come in, and receive work from the students.

                        one night (i attended the evening classes), i was working on this lady, doing a technique called "vibration" on her lower back. it's exactly what it sounds like. you basically place your hands on your client and vibrate them. so i finish and begin moving on, and she goes, "...that was your hands? you just did that with your hands?"

                        "mhmm."

                        "wow.. heh heh. wow."

                        i did more vibration later in the session and she mentioned it again, that she couldn't believe i could vibrate like that.

                        so we finish up and i walk her out front and chat with her a bit. we wrap up the conversation and as she's walking away, she says, "thank you, you were incredible! I kind of want to take you home..."

                        a statement she reiterated on my feedback form.

                        6 months later, my instructor gives me her number. apparently she came in asking about me, worried that i'd graduated and wanting to know how she could contact me for more work. i haven't scheduled her yet. i could definitely use another client, but.. this one might be risky.

                        [–]squireofrnew 4 points5 points ago

                        Was she attractive? (Sorry for being a pig, ladies.)

                        [–]medioxcore 3 points4 points ago

                        yes.

                        [–]profsnuggles 5 points6 points ago

                        Good sir, it has come to our attention that the legitimacy of your Man Card may be in question. To reconcile with males across the globe we recommend scheduling a certain client for your services.

                        Sincerely,

                        Men

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                            [–]cp5184 1 point2 points ago

                            Do male massage therapists ever get hardons on the job?

                            [–]medioxcore 10 points11 points ago

                            funny story..

                            during the first week of school, i made sure to fap every day before leaving for class. i was terrified that i would get a boner. either giving or receiving.

                            you learn quickly that it is all about intent. massage isn't nearly as sexual as the general public makes it out to be. yes, you are touching and being touched, but we touch and are touched all the time without getting a boner. if there is no sexual intent in the touch, there is no boner, especially considering that i am 100% focused on the task at hand. if my mind is in "help this person feel better" mode, i'm not in "i want to bang this person mode".

                            plus, if rubbing someones shoulders is enough to get you hard, you're probably 13 and not legally allowed to work in the US. lol

                            [–]endo -1 points0 points ago

                            Insane, or just a liar.

                            Doesn't take much in our soceity to destroy someone, especially a man accused by a woman.

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                              [–]doomgiver98 23 points24 points ago

                              If he gets a boner then he could probably be charged pretty easily.

                              [–]Asdayasman 146 points147 points ago

                              I'd charge with a boner, too.

                              [–]rouge321 16 points17 points ago

                              Shoom!

                              [–]_--_--_--_--_--_--_ 15 points16 points ago

                              I'm so ashamed I know exactly what comic that is from...

                              [–]Wise2304 11 points12 points ago

                              Spread the shame and tell us what comic it came from.

                              [–]Asdayasman 6 points7 points ago

                              I actually don't, but google images helped me just fine.

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                                  [–]tekdemon 6 points7 points ago

                                  I'm not really sure what you're supposed to do as a guy though, sometimes you get boners sitting in a boring as hell meeting even though you're trying to pay attention. I don't think people should just assume that you're being a pervert because you popped a boner, the average man pops a ton of partial boners throughout the day.

                                  [–]LordOfTheSkeptics 13 points14 points ago

                                  Negative. I can attest that having an erection while working cannot constitute any negative consequences, legal or otherwise. It's sexual discrimination for you to be held accountable for a natural bodily function that it's unique to males, especially since it is sometimes indiscriminate in its' nature (not always sexual). As long as you do not act on it, you are safe.

                                  You might lose a client or two, but your company, should they attempt any action against you, will be forced to pay an amount equal to all damages caused. It would be more than easy to prove they caused your loss of clients, and thus they would be responsible for an unwarranted negative influence on your work.

                                  [–]JohnFrum 2 points3 points ago

                                  Loose fitting shirt and baggy shorts are key.

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                                    [–]HandShoes 0 points1 point ago

                                    You also have to try not to get a boner in those shorts.

                                    [–]adalonus 1 point2 points ago

                                    It was easy. I was a trainer for a long time and I just told them on the first session that this job requires me to push and prod a lot of different parts of their body for adjustment, much like a masseuse or chiropractor, and if they ever feel uncomfortable to let me know and I'll find a different way to adjust them. You'd also be surprised how saying that disclaimer puts you in a different state of mind where you won't get an awkward boner or something.

                                    Edit: Oh and for really overweight clients, you can't do this. Just have them stretch with their own body weight on the stairs or something. Stretching like this is for people in good shape.

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                                      [–]BrokeRegistration 39 points40 points ago

                                      Nope. This one: http://i.imgur.com/zbOS9.jpg

                                      [–]overide 27 points28 points ago

                                      That is really pervy. I can't believe those women are ok with that old dude feeling up their vag.

                                      [–]Xodast 13 points14 points ago

                                      its photo shopped i cant find the pic now, will find it when i get home. they are actually bowling balls

                                      [–]overide 0 points1 point ago

                                      That makes a lot more sense.

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                                        [–]iamsmooth 4 points5 points ago

                                        Patthabi Jois is the man. Here's him when he was younger. Such a badass.

                                        [–]BrokeRegistration 1 point2 points ago

                                        You sure that's him? A Google search on him doesn't turn this pic up. Seems like it would if it were him.

                                        [–]B_Elanna_Torres 17 points18 points ago

                                        http://i.imgur.com/4dp5h.jpg

                                        [–]anonomonster 4 points5 points ago

                                        Isn't that photoshopped?

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                                          [–]creepy_is_what_I_do 89 points90 points ago

                                          So this guy gets paid to do this, but when I volunteer to be the stretching coach for the local junior high girls track team suddenly the police are knocking on my door and bringing me in for questioning? Double standard.

                                          [–]Iggapoo 27 points28 points ago

                                          Who cares that you don't work at the school. I mean, you were willing to do it for FREE.

                                          [–]mrcleatus 5 points6 points ago

                                          Look, I brought lotion!

                                          [–]rasputine 0 points1 point ago

                                          I even told them I'd wear condoms!

                                          [–]jhorphear 8 points9 points ago

                                          I know right?

                                          [–]m1w1 9 points10 points ago

                                          Apt username.

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                                            [–]NotAGoodRedditor 33 points34 points ago

                                            I think that would be one of the hardest jobs.

                                            [–]dank360 2 points3 points ago

                                            i see what you did there. karma happened

                                            [–]Korben__Dallas 10 points11 points ago

                                            I think it'd be incredibly stressful. First, you can't afford to have any kind of sexual harassment suit filed against you, second, you have to be very careful to avoid causing an injury by over stretching cold muscles. There's a good chance he barely notices the camel toes nowadays.

                                            [–]cockatoo_hell 6 points7 points ago

                                            Yeah, just another day. He's probably secretly looking at his watch: Eff, it's only 9:47.

                                            [–]SuperStalin 17 points18 points ago

                                            Speaking as someone who worked in the gym, I fucking hated that line of work. Most of the customers were terrible persons, and the more I worked with them, the more I got to despise every obnoxious bratty muscle in their ...hot ... little ...b...

                                            [–]Jonatar 11 points12 points ago

                                            Suddenly_Masturbating, is that you?

                                            [–]SuperStalin 8 points9 points ago

                                            No, but I am

                                            [–]CraigRoxwel 16 points17 points ago

                                            Ankle deep in vag, better get some fast acting tanactin

                                            [–]Bugbeard 0 points1 point ago

                                            Relevant.

                                            [–]Octosphere 10 points11 points ago

                                            Needs POV picture.

                                            [–]Rasheeke 4 points5 points ago

                                            This isn't the best job. You'd get used to it - desensitized.

                                            [–]CuntHunt 39 points40 points ago

                                            It seems like torture to not be able to have sex with her after that. It's for the same reason that I hate strip clubs.

                                            [–]jrizos 95 points96 points ago

                                            Resume the hunt, brave soldier of cunt.

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                                              [–]capitan_caverna 9 points10 points ago

                                              Man... after seeing this I realized I have made a huge mistake. It's to late for me kids, but not for you. Go find that place of employment and apply the shit out of a job application for that position.

                                              [–]Triumphum 28 points29 points ago

                                              Pardon my friend, he's a little slow.... The town is back THAT way.

                                              [–]mrdmnd 2 points3 points ago

                                              I will upvote every Dumb and Dumber reference, forever and always.

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                                                [–]jebik 0 points1 point ago

                                                A supervillain is born.

                                                [–]jungl3j1m 2 points3 points ago

                                                Where was my high school career counselor on that one?

                                                [–]WazaWazaWaza 2 points3 points ago

                                                Plot twist: He's gay

                                                [–]Bullshitacount87 3 points4 points ago

                                                This is why I hate Reddit.

                                                [–]Kracus 1 point2 points ago

                                                where's opisavirgin when you need him?

                                                [–]whimp 0 points1 point ago

                                                What do i have to study to have that job?

                                                [–]Iggapoo 0 points1 point ago

                                                You know, it's probably really hard on his lower back.

                                                [–]bloodybelly42 0 points1 point ago

                                                what job is this? Like an AT for Soccer? Field hockey?

                                                [–]Sammyscrap 0 points1 point ago

                                                He gets paid to not have a boner.

                                                [–]grimatongueworm 0 points1 point ago

                                                Is that Sharapova? If so, I truly, truly, hate that guy.

                                                [–]Heckraiser2 -1 points0 points ago

                                                Imagine the sheer willpower and concentration it must take to not get a boner.

                                                [–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

                                                Except, it's not at all.

                                                [–]Fullive 1 point2 points ago

                                                How do I achieve a dreamjob like this?

                                                [–]Mavromatis 0 points1 point ago

                                                I think they pay him for not getting a boner.

                                                [–]jalisama 0 points1 point ago

                                                There's a reason most of these guys are gay, you know.

                                                [–]m4tthew 0 points1 point ago

                                                My favorite is being in a life drawing class. I got graded for staring at hot naked girls in flexible positions for hours.

                                                [–]Naow1 0 points1 point ago

                                                That guy is gonna have some serious back problems...

                                                [–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

                                                Actually, that looks like it's pretty hard work.

                                                [–]sexmanTA 0 points1 point ago

                                                dunno if this is good or bad- such a tease to not do anything more?

                                                [–]liberator17 0 points1 point ago

                                                I still can't believe it's not butter.

                                                [–]ZedSpot 0 points1 point ago

                                                EmployeeZoned

                                                [–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

                                                He's paid to not get an erection, hardest job ever

                                                [–]Ptypablo 1 point2 points ago

                                                Probably the best job in the world is the guy that oils up Vida Guerra

                                                [–]soulja27 0 points1 point ago

                                                ...is that powerade full of piss?

                                                [–]CaioNintendo 0 points1 point ago

                                                Obligatory

                                                [–]BigZamboni 0 points1 point ago

                                                Whats is like having one of the shittiest jobs in the world?

                                                [–]spartanss300 0 points1 point ago

                                                I've seen enough porn to see where this is going...

                                                [–]loony636 -1 points0 points ago

                                                God forbid a man could can actually work around a woman without fucking sexualising the shit out of them.

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