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"I'm not Linda" (i.imgur.com)

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[–]TheChosenOne013 115 points116 points ago

Why is this on a wall? Did someone take Facebook posts too literally?

[–]joebleaux 89 points90 points ago

This is actually a MyFace wall. It's an offline social network.

[–]alwaysumpteen 41 points42 points ago

Come on MyFace!

[–]voodootribe 13 points14 points ago

You're going to need to sign in before you can view my wall.

[–]G1az3d 3 points4 points ago

We all need to get some linked chains, so people know we're friends.

[–]Andy_Feltersnatch 10 points11 points ago

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/i-understood-that-reference-meme.jpg

[–]Deezul_AwT 17 points18 points ago

I remember when Rodney Dangerfield told that joke.

[–]Fabledx 11 points12 points ago

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said "Are you Louise?" She said, "Are you Rodney?" I said, "Yeah." She said, "I'm not Louise."

[–]Thydamine 3 points4 points ago

Man, I tell ya, no respect. No respect at all.

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 23 points24 points ago

This isn't very funny...

[–]fatfaggotfuck69 14 points15 points ago

Which is why it fits in so well here.

[–]not-linda 27 points28 points ago

Well, as the owner of this username for more than 3 years, I was mildly amused.

[–]fatfaggotfuck69 2 points3 points ago

r/mildlyamusing

[–]GroundWalkingGarbage 0 points1 point ago

/r/notinteresting

[–]not-linda 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit. I don't get around the subreddits enough. Thanks for introducing me to this and its sister subs, especially r/mildlyinfuriating.

[–]pbalstar -1 points0 points ago

its funny because obviously the girl was linda. Otherwise she wouldnt have known that he was richard...

brains are fun to use

[–]sarah-bare 0 points1 point ago

He's not Richard.

[–]forshow 2 points3 points ago

Yes. You were the only one here that understood the image.

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 3 points4 points ago

No shit sherlock, it's still not funny.

[–]beadsarenotcheap 43 points44 points ago

Goddamn quotation mark at the end. Does not compile.

[–]Fishermichaels 19 points20 points ago

Looks like somebody tried to fix it, but they only had a pencil.

[–]JonFawkes 43 points44 points ago

Please No:
Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

People are getting really creative about trying to get around this

[–]Fishermichaels 27 points28 points ago

Plus this title seems an awful lot like the punch line.

[–]h00pla 2 points3 points ago

While Fishermichaels is correct that the punch line is in the title, this is a picture of a bathroom stall wall that has text on it. It's a bit different and I think it adds to the humor to know this is in a bathroom stall somewhere.

[–]Forthwrong -1 points0 points ago

That's some really big bathroom stall, judging by the size of the switch.

[–]saxman481 17 points18 points ago

Not-Linda is a bitch

[–]not-linda 2 points3 points ago

Well, what would you have done if your blind date turned out to be a serial killer?

[–]DarkDexter 2 points3 points ago

No she's not. I've been married to her for over 13 years, and can confirm that she is in fact wonderful

[–]not-linda 10 points11 points ago

You're so sweet, honey. Thanks for being the best kind of serial killer.

[–]ricktencity 1 point2 points ago

You've been waiting for this moment for an awful long time.

[–]not-linda 2 points3 points ago

Fuck. and this is....it?

[–]Baka77 4 points5 points ago

:( oh, the depression

[–]tenor3 2 points3 points ago

Those are my parents' names.

[–]NinjaJediSaiyan 2 points3 points ago

Wow. I also came here to say this.

[–]tenor3 2 points3 points ago

Are we...related?

[–]NinjaJediSaiyan 0 points1 point ago

After going through your comment/post history I can confirm no we aren't. If we ever make love it'll be okay to look one another in the eyes.

[–]tenor3 1 point2 points ago

We haven't met, yet I still feel slightly violated.

[–]jessejamess 4 points5 points ago

Dat punchline in the title...

[–]ireallyhatehumans 4 points5 points ago

I hate the name Linda. Linda is the feeling you get when no one believes you. Linda is the feeling when you are wronged. Linda is the feeling when you are so shit out of luck that Linda is the only option. Linda is the lonely feeling you get when you're surrounded with your peers. Linda is the anxiety you feel because you know how people actually are now.

[–]Ajunk 0 points1 point ago

Is this a reference?

[–]not-linda 1 point2 points ago

This sums up the way I feel about the name, as well. My name is something that is not Linda but at least once or twice a week, someone addresses me as Linda. And I HATE that name. It's the weirdest thing...I assume it happens because of the person's brain mixing up letters between my real first and last name...but it really does happen all the time.

[–]schattenteufel 2 points3 points ago

That is the tidiest graffiti I've ever seen.

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 0 points1 point ago

It's also crooked and it's pissing me off.

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

When this happens, just say 'oh' and walk on.

[–]WolfgangSho 3 points4 points ago

This happens to you enough that you need a predetermined response for it?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

It's what happens when you go on a blind date and the blind date doesn't think you are attractive.

[–]WolfgangSho 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for that.

[–]lmnanopy 2 points3 points ago

No, you rip off your mask and say in the creepiest voice possible, "and I'm not human!" Note: this requires a mask.

[–]scumbag-reddit 2 points3 points ago

I'd go that extra step and say within ear shot of her, man "Linda" must be a huge cunt for standing me up.

[–]ForgettableUsername -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, she didn't stand you up; she just pretended to be someone else so she wouldn't have to interact with you. She was there, at least.

[–]scumbag-reddit 2 points3 points ago

Thats the point. You make sure she hears you say that.

[–]ForgettableUsername -1 points0 points ago

But how would that help?

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

Just so you could sling off an insult while you walk away to make yourself feel better.

[–]ForgettableUsername -1 points0 points ago

Right, but how would it help?

[–]scumbag-reddit 2 points3 points ago

Alright I think we're about done here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Move along, nothing to see.

[–]jrootabega 0 points1 point ago

Park Central?

[–]jalisama 1 point2 points ago

That's... really mean.

[–]_obscure_reference 0 points1 point ago

This is a Rodney Dangerfield quote

from a dr katz ep

[–]wee_mee 1 point2 points ago

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[–]ent_higherly_awesome 0 points1 point ago

fuck this.

[–]timecronus 0 points1 point ago

im trying to figure out why there is a quotation mark at the end

[–]DukeCrysin 0 points1 point ago

Right before I'm in the image it looks like the opening quotes are scuffed or something but they're there.

[–]Markj4552 0 points1 point ago

Is this in a hotel in New York?

[–]KEIS_ 0 points1 point ago

perhaps the saddest short story I've ever read

[–]genital_furbies 1 point2 points ago

Linda?

[–]Evref 0 points1 point ago

this would be a good quote for a brothel's wall. fellow john's could relate, so they would chuckle and wink as they pass each other by.

[–]jawz 0 points1 point ago

Desert rose?

[–]panders2reddit 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/dAT9z.jpg

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs 0 points1 point ago

Forever alone is Richard. Maybe if he wasn't such a Dick.

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she didn't want the Dick.

[–]dosaki 0 points1 point ago

Don't put the punchline in the title... You could have titled it as "Are you Linda?"

[–]Gneissisnice 0 points1 point ago

Would have been funnier if the punchline wasn't in the title.

[–]garands 0 points1 point ago

I feel really stupid. I just spent about five minutes wondering how she knew he was Richard.

[–]da_brownie 0 points1 point ago

BURN!!

[–]winesti 0 points1 point ago

There was almost a missing quotation mark but not quite.

[–]LHeeezy[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm linda

[–]SabreDeC 1 point2 points ago

Oh...you put the punch line in the title. Ok then.

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