Went to a wedding yesterday. The officiator held up this sign during the "First Kiss".

fr1sbee · 2012-10-15T12:49:51+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/5IhxU.gif

tashbarg · 2012-10-15T11:57:50+00:00

Why not make it "get married" and have an achievement for both?

Baroliche · 2012-10-15T12:20:17+00:00

Gotta wrap this wedding shit up, I gotta guild raid to lead at 3.

JablesMcgoo · 2012-10-15T13:07:50+00:00

Hopefully their marriage doesn't RROD, ammirite guys?! anyone? anyone?

rasputine · 2012-10-15T07:41:59+00:00

...obtain?

scratchingnose · 2012-10-15T12:57:12+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/01v2u.jpg

BigTuna820 · 2012-10-15T12:10:13+00:00

Well at least they won't regret this 5 years down the line.

scumbag-reddit · 2012-10-15T13:08:58+00:00

Playing on easy mode...pussy.

Trying unlocking the "steal a wife" achievement.

Magrippinho · 2012-10-15T13:40:07+00:00

Alright, so "Obtain A Wife" is the worst achievement name possible.

What would be better?

My submissions:

"Oh, no you didn't!"

"Put a ring on it"

"It's dangerous to go alone"

"Against all odds"

"It takes two"

Give me your own thoughts, reddit!

numchuckk · 2012-10-15T13:24:04+00:00

so when the eventual divorce comes, who gets the gamerpoints on the weekends?

HairlessSasquatch · 2012-10-15T13:01:24+00:00

not pictured: people in the crowds calling them faggot niggers and offering clan invites

snowtires · 2012-10-15T12:42:34+00:00

That's a great way to show that their marriage is all about him.

imluckytometyou · 2012-10-15T12:58:38+00:00

I don't know these people and I'm just sitting on my computer looking at pictures, but somehow I'm still so embarrassed by this.

DefinitelyRelephant · 2012-10-15T12:28:19+00:00

This is about the dumbest idea anyone's ever had.

DidymusEi · 2012-10-15T13:21:54+00:00

Should it not be some sort of play on the idea of marriage, not just "Obtain a wife"? Something like "Something Old, Something New..." or "Till Death Do Us Part..."?

I mean, The "Manipulator" achievement in Dishonored isn't called "Make the enemy kill five allies".

imstillnotfunny · 2012-10-15T12:52:51+00:00

I really expected him to be holding THIS sign up.

chrissyg123 · 2012-10-15T12:36:43+00:00

and when he's 100%'d it he can trade it in

pixelrage · 2012-10-15T13:07:32+00:00

Nobody in their 50s and up in the audience got the joke.

theredeemer42 · 2012-10-15T17:19:47+00:00

In this thread, people who will never get married insulting people who have.

ogenbite · 2012-10-15T15:17:17+00:00

There's a lot of nerd-on-nerd bashing going on in these comments.

kiduntilidie · 2012-10-15T12:59:00+00:00

Opened the picture, braced self for size comments, realized reddit is filled with bitchy high school girls

Brittybotts · 2012-10-15T13:00:39+00:00

I actually think that's hilarious. If my fiancé loved xbox, I would allow him to have that in the wedding.

But my boyfriend prefers PS3, anyway. "You have earned a trophy" doesn't make as much sense as a achievement.

gwrober · 2012-10-15T12:48:19+00:00

You guys are dicks!

webhead311 · 2012-10-15T13:00:15+00:00

Damn, some of you guys here are assholes.

that_physics_guy · 2012-10-15T13:03:57+00:00

For supposedly being so progressive and accepting of other people, you guys sure are assholes to overweight people and someone who wants to do their wedding their own way.

RainbowBrittle · 2012-10-15T13:15:56+00:00

Did anybody else simply think it was cute? Weddings are usually the bride's show. Besides picking his groomsmen, this was probably the only other thing he wanted.

seanmharcailin · 2012-10-15T12:46:41+00:00

I love when people do fun things at weddings to make it more than just same old same old.

bannedlol · 2012-10-15T07:35:10+00:00

Now I can get fat.

Oh wait.

ArkTangent · 2012-10-15T13:24:49+00:00

Dear Dan Savage, I'm getting married for the second time on the same account. My wife knows I have been married, but I'm worried that the lack of an achievement will cause her embarrassment at the ceremony. Are there any other romantic achievements I could try for during the ceremony? No religious issues but we will have some fairly conservative relatives in attendance.
Game Gamer Groom

roomagic · 2012-10-15T18:57:31+00:00

All right. I have to say something. This is a picture of my brand new husband and myself. Many of you are saying that this picture is proof that the wedding was all about him. The sign was MY idea.

esushi · 2012-10-15T12:56:18+00:00

Really? Fat jokes? The OP knows this couple and might have wanted them to see the thread... But now hopefully they don't. You all are sad and miserable.

skysignor · 2012-10-15T13:21:33+00:00

ITT: Reddit's dark day of having far more negativity than enthusiasm... about someone's wedding

Earth_bound_misfit · 2012-10-15T13:14:38+00:00

Wow, any anti bullying campaigning I've ever seen has been on Reddit... And after all of that you have shown me, still this thread is a disgusting example of hiding behind a computer screen and talking shit about someone purely to entertain yourself. Why do you feel the need to make fun of someone's looks? GOD FUCKING FORBID SOMEONE GETS HAPPILY MARRIED. Your comments only negatively affect their lives. Why would you want to make anyone feel like that? I don't get it. you fucking dicks.

jakemyers7 · 2012-10-15T13:25:57+00:00

I'm happy they found love, I'll admit I'm jealous.

deleigh · 2012-10-15T13:10:26+00:00

Gotta love reddit hypocrisy. You can donate 600,000 to a victim of bullying, constantly lambast le skyfundies for putting down gays and atheists, but you self-righteous fucks always seem to not care when it comes to fat people. Seriously, what the fuck?

jarvolt · 2012-10-15T12:49:16+00:00

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cbfw86 · 2012-10-15T13:01:49+00:00

That is so tacky.

FlashF0x · 2012-10-15T13:17:09+00:00

Holy shit I didn't expect so many people to be assholes in this thread.

antpile11 · 2012-10-15T12:50:58+00:00

It doesn't have the part where it shows how much gamerscore the achievement is worth.

MiaVee · 2012-10-15T13:15:21+00:00

I actually think this is sweet. Not the most original idea ever, but what does it matter? It's something personal to them on their wedding day and probably gave a giggle to a bunch of attending guests.

Though the "obtain a wife" phrasing is a bit uncomfortable, but if she was OK with it then where's the harm? Personally I'd be more inclined to opt for the "Get Married" achievement from Skyrim, mind. More...equal.

Right from seeing the thumbnail I was cringing in expectation of fat jokes aplenty. Reddit delivered. Goddamn. I think she looks beautiful, the dress is gorgeous too. Good for them :D

PhantomPumpkin · 2012-10-15T13:32:08+00:00

Gotta love this thread and the fat jokes. Statistically, the vast majority are most likely either fat themselves, or scrawny beanpoles. Stay classy Reddit!

alexxxor · 2012-10-15T12:50:54+00:00

awkward +10

everydayimlurkin · 2012-10-15T13:27:07+00:00

White knights out in full force this morning.

Milkshaker74 · 2012-10-15T13:01:47+00:00

Looks like he just won at the Game of Life...haha!....sigh....i'm so lonely

d-nj · 2012-10-15T13:01:48+00:00

....fat jokes from neckbeards? Stay classy, reddit.

CN5 · 2012-10-15T14:36:16+00:00

Hmm...Was expecting 'NOW KISS!', but this is pretty good too.

f0rcedinducti0n · 2012-10-15T19:53:42+00:00

that's like 1.5x the achievement...

Artypi · 2012-10-15T13:07:54+00:00

It's their wedding, they liked it, they had a good time. Fuck you guys, seriously.

win2j · 2012-10-15T13:46:13+00:00

Fuck the comments here man. Congrats you guys.

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testdex · 2012-10-15T12:19:27+00:00

"a wife"

puppyciao · 2012-10-15T13:16:47+00:00

I'm cringing so fucking hard.

Dooey123 · 2012-10-15T13:59:00+00:00

First read it as "ORBIT A WIFE", thought that was pretty cruel.

Ffrenzy · 2012-10-15T12:57:02+00:00

Later that night

FrankGrimesJr · 2012-10-15T12:59:21+00:00

Somehow "officiator" does not sound correct (unless it's Arnold Schwarzenegger in an hilarious new comedy). Although Merriam-Webster seems fine with the word, I'm sticking with officiant.

bru_tech · 2012-10-15T12:39:39+00:00

I find this hilarious and awesome. The old people making up the majority of guests and family would think I'm an idiot

jl45 · 2012-10-15T13:15:55+00:00

shit like is so fucking embarrassing, I don't know why people do it.

Kalanth · 2012-10-15T12:50:14+00:00

Next achievment, Getting her to do some P90X.

M33Pmeep · 2012-10-15T13:44:40+00:00

..It's just a light hearted joke at a wedding.

theFUNtes · 2012-10-15T13:49:36+00:00

So most redditors don't know the ins and outs of relationships, I wish I could say I'm surprised. It's their day and they can celebrate however they'd like. No need to throw insults their way because some of you are basement dwelling forever alones.

faployst · 2012-10-15T15:26:12+00:00

Fuck the haters. If you're hating this you're lying to yourself. Everyone here would die laughing and start cheering if they saw this at a wedding.

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