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[–]bad_wolff 73 points74 points ago

Why hasn't anyone asked where you work yet?

[–]laughsmorethanshould 16 points17 points ago

OP, where do you work?

[–]classic__schmosby 24 points25 points ago

Dude, you can't just ask where someone works.

[–]imneonian[S] 10 points11 points ago

Frieze Masters. It's an Art Fair thing they do each year. I have a couple other jobs and work at a few other places but none of them are especially eventful.

[–]panamaspace 331 points332 points ago

Admittedly, Tara Reid no longer looks like Tara Reid.

[–]citizen_coping 105 points106 points ago

She kidnapped herself dude.

[–]opisthrobbingcock 37 points38 points ago

shut the fuck up donny!

[–]eazye123 17 points18 points ago

[–]RExOINFERNO 0 points1 point ago

I love you people

[–]moronthannot 1 point2 points ago

You haven't been on reddit for very long.. In time you'll learn to hate them with a burning passion, and downvote every one of their posts because they utterly deserve it.

[–]Drunken_Black_Belt 17 points18 points ago

I can get you a toe, dude.

[–]North-West-Guy 12 points13 points ago

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

[–]joecee 7 points8 points ago

When she gets tired of her little game she'll wander on back.

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 48 points49 points ago

This is the first picture of her that I've seen in years that wasn't the paparazzi catching her and the end of a long night of drinking and who knows what else, looking her worst. She actually cleans up pretty good.

[–]mthomaseddy 64 points65 points ago

She looks like an older Kelly Ripa.

[–]Rosetti 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, but Kelly Ripa's all sorts of fine.

[–]yuruku 14 points15 points ago

Agreed, except for whatever her ribs are doing between her tits.

[–]Lord_Dingus 2 points3 points ago

Funny because Kelly's actually 4 years older than Tara...

[–]wtfOP 35 points36 points ago

Not in a bad way, though. For some reason, I'm glad.

[–]eyecite 9 points10 points ago

Yeah I imagine OP saying "Oh wow, you look like Tara Reid! Err, I mean that in a good way, though!"

[–]dannygno2 145 points146 points ago

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

[–]enragethehive[!] 87 points88 points ago

Brandt can't watch, though, or else he has to pay a hundred.

[–]KeystrokeCowboy 28 points29 points ago

Thats marvelous

[–]crypticthree 14 points15 points ago

Yes, yes.

[–]P-Rickles 13 points14 points ago

Who the fuck are the Knutsens!?

[–]Fappymeal 11 points12 points ago

And stay away from my fucking lady friend.

[–]SmokeyDBear 2 points3 points ago

I'm just trying to help her conceive, man!

[–]acharmedmatrix 7 points8 points ago

She's very free spirited.

[–]snatchmode 339 points340 points ago

I like her and I don't care what the internet thinks, that's cool you got to meet her.

[–]doubledeus 145 points146 points ago

I've always thought she was hot. And I've always empathized with her, because she seems emblematic of the crazy unreal standards placed on actresses in Hollywood to look a certain way. I'm still hoping she'll have some kind of later career rebirth on a good show like Clair Danes or Christina Hendricks.

[–]RedPhalcon 43 points44 points ago

She had a bit of a rough patch, but she looks like she's bounced back pretty well.

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[–]laustcozz 99 points100 points ago

She looks fine to me.

[–]_thenational 180 points181 points ago

holy shit is that a woman at a night club

is she wearing a kind of revealing dress holy fuck

I bet she's probably drunk too what a goddamn trainwreck of a human being

[–]empyreanhaze[!] 103 points104 points ago

Even worse. They look like they might be having fun.

[–]sweetafton 42 points43 points ago

To the beard-mobile!

[–]Rosetti 27 points28 points ago

FUN?!

What sluts.

[–]frickindeal 11 points12 points ago

Sluts.

[–]fresnik 21 points22 points ago

[–]kuiper3 4 points5 points ago

Oh no it was deleted D: What did I miss?

[–]blewpah 12 points13 points ago

The fact that you called that a not so great pic i think exemplifies the 'unreal standards placed on hollywood actresses' mentioned above.

She doesnt look her absolute best, she looks pretty drunk. But I wont judge cause ive been way worse on both accounts.

[–]BaconKnight 31 points32 points ago

I mean, that's still aight. It's not like she now looks like some hideous beast. But I know the male models that consist of Reddit have very high standards.

[–]PrayForMojo_ 17 points18 points ago

She still looks MUCH better than she did in her druggie days. Also much better than those other two botox freaks.

[–]Ffsdu 6 points7 points ago

She looks great! Also two cheers for smiling in the photo instead of the duck pout.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

That one on the left looks like an even skinnier Olsen twin.

[–]hnoon 16 points17 points ago

Don't be a fuddy duddy

[–]ivanmarsh 2 points3 points ago

Later Buttlicks.

[–]Siul1313 72 points73 points ago

The internet hates her? I've always liked her.... like American Pie 1 Tara Reid over American Pie 2 Tara Reid but still.

[–]MrFlagg 185 points186 points ago

VanWilder Tara Reid is a guaranteed load blower

[–]Philip_Marlowe 16 points17 points ago

I'm an equally large fan of Big Lebowski Tara Reid.

I'm sorry. I meant Fawn Knutsen.

[–]TenaciousBe 8 points9 points ago

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

[–]CakeBreath 8 points9 points ago

You're not blowwinggg...

[–]TamerzIsMe 4 points5 points ago

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

[–]Philip_Marlowe 2 points3 points ago

I don't know man, why don't you ask a fellow Brother Seamus.

[–]starthirteen 29 points30 points ago

Especially if you're a dog near some pastries.

[–]MrFlagg 11 points12 points ago

trudat but as a Canadian the hockey scene brought my balls to a boil

[–]gerken 3 points4 points ago

There was hockey in that movie?

[–]Viviparous 7 points8 points ago

I preferred Sophia Bush's cameo

[–]SweetUserNameBro 4 points5 points ago

Big Lebowski Tara Reid...10-4 Deal

[–]Sobek 39 points40 points ago

she's always on drugs and gets tons of sex so the internet is jealous

[–]LouSpudol 33 points34 points ago

I remember seeing pics of her botched boob job...and then I remember seeing the playboy which that botched job was redone very very well..

[–]ah_hell 25 points26 points ago

Playboy pictures are ridiculously over-Photoshopped.

[–]Joon01 10 points11 points ago

You ever see Playboy pics throughout the years side by side? I've seen a collection of every Playmate of the month from the first issue up til about 2004. When you hit the late 90s, the airbrushing and whatever other retouching get scary. I mean just awful.

[–]Chromerex 4 points5 points ago

As a teen, I went inside a huge warehouse with an uncle and way in the back they had YEARS of Playboy and Penthouse centerfolds carefully pinned to the wall side by side, stretching for yards. It was awesome to walk along and see things progress, until I was yelled at by some office person. Those centerfolds were supposed to be printed with the highest printing standards. :)

[–]razorsoup 15 points16 points ago

[–]B4ronSamedi 3 points4 points ago

COMODO Firewall registers your link as a known attack site.

[–]timmurphysblackwife 3 points4 points ago

You ever tried to put two playboy pics side by side? I close the magazines and they just stick together!

[–]LouSpudol 15 points16 points ago

who-cares. Boobs.

[–]jessimarler 22 points23 points ago

I'm surprised that no one seems to be interested in where it is that you work.

[–]trapjaw 515 points516 points ago

[–]gmah1991 118 points119 points ago

Dammit, if that's wrong... I don't want to be right.

[–]borkborkbork99 6 points7 points ago

You all know him as Joe the policeman from the what's going down episode of "That's my Momma". Please put your hands together and welcome Jackson Heights own...MR RANDY WATSON!!

[–]highso 12 points13 points ago

thank you, made my trip worth it.

[–]VinRayd 40 points41 points ago

That man in the background likes what he sees.

[–]unpaperedexpert 16 points17 points ago

Looks like he recognizes her from behind!

I'll show myself out.

[–]fishboner 3 points4 points ago

That man in the background looks like he's having an epiphany of his wasted life.

[–]Gnork 57 points58 points ago

I'm glad she seems to be doing better.

[–]FireReadyAim 42 points43 points ago

She has de-aged like 10-15 years over the last half decade or so. Nice job, Ms. Reid.

[–]wiggen_tree 21 points22 points ago

Seriously. She should probably give Lindsey Lohan a call and share some of her secrets before Lohan ends up like the dude at the end of Last Crusade.

[–]SmokeyDBear 5 points6 points ago

Lohan might have already chosen too poorly.

[–]valhallan42nd 8 points9 points ago

Good, clean livin' goes a long way, I suppose.

[–]cdoublejj 19 points20 points ago

did i miss something?

[–]Gnork 56 points57 points ago

She had some really rough years. Some of the low points involved plastic surgery gone horribly wrong and a lot of substance abuse.

[–]cdoublejj 32 points33 points ago

So basically she was the majority of the characters she played.

[–]Kite_sunday 3 points4 points ago

didn't she also fuck up a new years eve countdown?

[–]MrFlagg 3 points4 points ago

also that fifth Crow movie

[–]DemonicGoblin 4 points5 points ago

What.

[–]anonymaus42 3 points4 points ago

Please tell me you jest when you say there's been five crow movies now. I've been up all night so I don't know if that's sarcasm with which you speak or not.. and I am terrified to go look it up on imdb or something in fear that you're being sincere.

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 3 points4 points ago

4 is the best... with Dennis Hopper doing a satanic ritual to call Satan and referring to Satan as "The original O.G."

[–]CMRD 59 points60 points ago

There needs to be a new term when people try to over compensate and not hover hand and do something like op just did.

[–]CoyoteStark 5 points6 points ago

No hover hand, but look at his body placement, the weird angle he poses so as not to touch Ms. Reid with his body.

[–]pedro1191 10 points11 points ago

The overhand?

The boob reach?

Just a couple suggestions.

[–]itssheramie 68 points69 points ago

The grappling hook

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 2 points3 points ago

I like the way he sticks his hips out.

[–]JNGeezy 16 points17 points ago

My friends use to go edit wiki pages. They said that Tara Reid had had a relationship with her "family friend" and our real friend - Eric Weber. It not only stayed up for a while, it had been sited by a bunch of blogs and celebrity gossip sites. Here's one I found.

[–]JNGeezy 16 points17 points ago

And here is a picture of Eric.

[–]Pycckuu 18 points19 points ago

what is that like 13 dollars? straight up ballin'

[–]shiningnight111 3 points4 points ago

Where do you work?

[–]rms2219 5 points6 points ago

Nobody is more happy that Lindsay Lohan came on the scene than Tara Reid.

[–]sebthauvette 5 points6 points ago

I like that you specified who it was on the picture instead of using the title "Guess who I met at work" like everybody does. You even said her name TWICE ! 👍

[–]Motherlicka 8 points9 points ago

Never understood why she got implants. They looked great in body shots.

[–]Foley1 17 points18 points ago

Suddenly I crave Pepperoni

[–]Atsir 3 points4 points ago

zing

[–]catfoodmilkshake 7 points8 points ago

She'll always be awesome to me. She was Bunny Lebowski! Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

[–]krokodil2000 3 points4 points ago

Touching costs extra!

[–]Kimster4Life 1 point2 points ago

Damn, she ages well.

[–]suspicious_luggage 15 points16 points ago

[–]freerangetrousers 7 points8 points ago

I think it looks more like "Soon?"

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 7 points8 points ago

He makes it look as though they're in a wax museum.

[–]Wazowski 5 points6 points ago

I just need to, uh... find a cash machine.

[–]theGreatGoodbye 9 points10 points ago

And the 'Most Awkward Hug' award goes to!!!!

[–]CONTROVERSIAL_TACO 14 points15 points ago

Oh c'mon, this one's not that bad at all. It just looks like he was trying to be quick. There are much, much worse.

[–]Lekkers 36 points37 points ago

No hoverhand? Have an upvote: http://i.imgur.com/MSeZn.gif

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 79 points80 points ago

no hover hand, but one hell of an awkward lean

[–]Napoleon_Borntoparty 8 points9 points ago

She's so short that he only had a choice between awkward lean or awkward squat.

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 4 points5 points ago

no...You just stand next to her straight up. If anyone leans it is the shorter person leaning on the taller. When you hug shorter people do you squat or lean? If so, you shouldn't. This is just like a one armed casual hug, only with a freeze in the middle. There is no need for any awkwardness, but this is reddit so maybe its required. And by the way she is not that much shorter than him

[–]imneonian[S] 7 points8 points ago

I had to make it a quick photo since I was still working, so I just kind of ran in, took it and ran back. I do look like a real dork but then it would be pretty awkward to ask for a redo. Beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

That, and It's me so by default I have to take a terrible photo every time ): I'm just surprised my first ever Reddit post made it to the front page.

[–]Joefastlegs 26 points27 points ago

Hover hip

[–]DLDude 3 points4 points ago

I think of the time it took to make that animation, all for an internet rating system. It makes me sad a little bit.

[–]Blackened_007 2 points3 points ago

Which plastic surgery office do you work for?

[–]sharpey95 2 points3 points ago

Your eyes are pretty.

[–]caernavon 2 points3 points ago

Sorry celebrity gossip sites; I think she's beautiful.

[–]EvelynJames 3 points4 points ago

You look kind of like a budget Jonas brother.

[–]IceCubesMeanMug 2 points3 points ago

Rory McIlroy Cabbage Patch doll

[–]pinball_wizard85 2 points3 points ago

Back to her gorgeous self. Glad to see she is off the drugs.

[–]CornFedHonky 1 point2 points ago

You're doing the extreme creepy opposite of hover hand. TOO MUCH.

[–]Mrs_Howell 2 points3 points ago

She looks awesome! I'm so glad to see she has bounced back from some her sensationalized alcohol fuelled times in the press. I love a good underdog!

[–]Link_GR 2 points3 points ago

She actually looks really good. She looks healthy too. Good for her.

[–]squirrelballs 0 points1 point ago

I once told someone he looked exactly like Danny Devito.

She became angry, things were awkward.

[–]BritishBatman 3 points4 points ago

It looks like you've tried too hard not to hover hand

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

...she's 36. wut

[–]reyortsedtnuc 2 points3 points ago

Schnozzberries taste like Schnozzberries?

[–]Douschnozzel 1 point2 points ago

I thought she was dead.

[–]napes22 2 points3 points ago

She looks pretty good for being drunk at 9 in the morning.

[–]LordSpilasquez 1 point2 points ago

specifically trying not to hoverhand

[–]DollSkin 1 point2 points ago

Never seen her sober, at least looks it.

[–]the_pissed_off_guy 1 point2 points ago

Is this like the improved version of hover hand?

[–]miketheboss 1 point2 points ago

You've some some serious snap on that shoulder grab wrist.

[–]dlan4327 0 points1 point ago

She's looking great. Amazingly she seems to have made a complete recovery from that period where the party lifestyle was really showing. In fact she looks as good as she was back in 99. Crazy.

[–]_peasey_ 0 points1 point ago

Whatever the name is of the opposite of the hoverhand, this guys is doing it.

[–]pcpower 0 points1 point ago

patiently awaiting YouGotCaged's response

[–]Fudgefactor7 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for no hoverhand.

[–]icycitrusblast 0 points1 point ago

no hoverhand here

[–]Doctor-Jones -1 points0 points ago

Hmmm.. no hovering hand.... she doesn't look disgusted... Good work. How was the sex?

[–]chickensangwich 0 points1 point ago

Bonus points for no hoverhand!

[–]fromtheriver -1 points0 points ago

NOW KISS!

[–]lovelesangel 1 point2 points ago

That guy's face in the back was all I could look at. lol.

[–]WompWomp420 1 point2 points ago

I think she looks great still especially in this pic, she also looked good in American Reunion!

[–]mrskeetskeeter -1 points0 points ago

She let you put your arm around her and touch her like that because she thought you were M. Night Shyamalan and you were going to offer you the roll of her lifetime in exchange for a bj.

[–]ninjames 1 point2 points ago

Glad she's looking good. I hope this signifies she's finally over drugs and alcohol. No one should ever get overpowered by addiction.

[–]blot101 0 points1 point ago

My brother told a girl she reminded him of one of his old friends from highschool, and it turned out to be her.... it's kind of a funny situation to have been in.

[–]Luan12 0 points1 point ago

Reddit, you know what needs to be done with the old guy in the background

[–]critercat -1 points0 points ago

This is the first picture I've ever seen of her where her nipple isn't showing.

[–]kurin 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I was expecting Amber Benson. I'm bad with names.

[–]NotSureWhatYearITIS 1 point2 points ago

I like how you ensured no one will ever accuse you of a hoverhand.

[–]stumark 0 points1 point ago

[–]kingkong92 -1 points0 points ago

She still exists?

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 1 point2 points ago

Still smokin'

[–]mckatface 1 point2 points ago

Did you smash on that? I'd smash on that.

[–]thm2130 0 points1 point ago

no hover hand here!

[–]SimonWest 0 points1 point ago

maybe she though Donald Faison had grown hair'?

[–]IgnoreAmos 1 point2 points ago

TIL Tara Reid is still alive.

[–]Veothrosh 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted you simply for the fact that you put the name of the person you met in the title.

[–]normalityisahoax 0 points1 point ago

The expression on the guys face behind them is hilarious!

[–]WhatIsTheQOfLife 0 points1 point ago

At least you didn't tell her that she looked like a younger version of Tara Reid.

[–]Purple_Drank 0 points1 point ago

That old dude behind you is impressed with your non-hoverhand technique.

[–]kenn4000 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of mad tv spoofs of inside the actor studio. she was one of the greatest guests for fake lipton

[–]NormaStits 0 points1 point ago

That's the lady who tanned her kids.

[–]ctseeds 0 points1 point ago

her voice... <3

[–]frankts1 0 points1 point ago

Were you able to find a cash machine?

[–]caparza 0 points1 point ago

your right hand is really awkaward

[–]schmitzel88 1 point2 points ago

Dat awkward hand...

[–]DarteauxAugustus 0 points1 point ago

Gross

[–]lunchboxg4 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad she's cycled back around to good looking again.

[–]Breze 0 points1 point ago

A face swap is needed here.

[–]DNGR_S_PAPERCUT 1 point2 points ago

I think her "Reality Show" killed her career. Also, she butchered her titties with her botched boob job.

[–]weakyleaky 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with his right hand?

[–]bluegrassfan 0 points1 point ago

did her boob slip out?

[–]Eightball007 0 points1 point ago

Dude, if you dressed up in some 40's mafia clothes you'd look like a slim Al Capone

[–]OGIVE 0 points1 point ago

It is hard to recognize her when she is sober

[–]Plethora-of-Penis 0 points1 point ago

Nice top-boob-touch, well done.

[–]Zaduj 0 points1 point ago

Was her 70 year old boyfriend there?

[–]SicknessIsFree -1 points0 points ago

Did you ask her where her relevant has gone?

[–]pballin77 0 points1 point ago

What's going through the dudes head in the background?

[–]Dom2222 1 point2 points ago

Wanna put your arm round her a bit more bro?

[–]Phillile 0 points1 point ago

As far as compliments go, that was acceptable.

[–]Madnocker 1 point2 points ago

Dat hover wrist!

[–]mk72206 1 point2 points ago

TIL Tara Reid is still alive.

[–]Ghstfce 0 points1 point ago

I could see how you made the mistake, she doesn't look worn out like she usually does in this picture.

[–]armandordx 0 points1 point ago

I don´t care for Tara Reid, that Old Timer in the back is liking your ass, I suppose.

[–]guywhoishere 0 points1 point ago

I once got the number of a girl named Tara Reed, she was sort of embarrassed about her name, she spelled out her last name for me instead of saying it.

[–]sirclesam 0 points1 point ago

Friend had this happen:

"He man you look like Paul Walker!"

"BRO, IAM Paul Walker!!"

[–]bugalaman 0 points1 point ago

did you ask to see her weird and stretchy nipples?

[–]Adamskinater 1 point2 points ago

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

[–]oh_my_jesus 0 points1 point ago

OP didn't use hover hand. I'm impressed with Tara Reid for letting him do that.

[–]Khaemwaset 1 point2 points ago

Awkward wrist.

[–]Imashaaark 0 points1 point ago

There'd be banana hammocks everywhere!

[–]hypeful 1 point2 points ago

Should've asked when "Taradise" is finally going to be released on Blu-ray.