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[–]FistingFiremen9 101 points102 points ago

KCMO?

[–]drunksaver 56 points57 points ago

Yep, found this in westport while staged on a call today.

[–]bears4vodka 5 points6 points ago

KCMO represent!

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

Fairway, Kansas represent!

[–]Garretttyyy 13 points14 points ago

Came here to ask this.

[–]TimajinMongoloid 17 points18 points ago

Go Chiefs

[–]drunksaver 44 points45 points ago

More like Griefs.

[–]onesoybean 17 points18 points ago

I used to live right by there. Good for me.

[–]LGFL5000 1 point2 points ago

That's how I feel right now. I live at 39th and Charlotte, about 3 blocks away.

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

First house was 4111 Holmes, not far from Bob Berdella! (And neither were you!)

[–]MrGoodbytes 15 points16 points ago

They're "rebuilding."

Just like they have been for 10 years.

[–]drunksaver 8 points9 points ago

Yes yes, a Transitional phase. Since 2002.

[–]pordante 7 points8 points ago

or ever since montana retired

[–]drunksaver 6 points7 points ago

Yea pretty much.

[–]ToMakeYouMad 7 points8 points ago

What's wrong with Westport? I used to go to the bars down there all the time a couple years ago. Westport has really changed into a great social scene.

[–]MrGoodbytes 4 points5 points ago

I think you replied to the wrong thread? I'm talking about the Chiefs?

Also, I got my leg tat done at Freaks. I miss KC. :o(

[–]ToMakeYouMad 5 points6 points ago

My bad. Yeah I miss going to Westport. McCoys had awesome food and drinks.

[–]madelinepigeon 1 point2 points ago

I got my bellybutton done at Freaks! Smoked hookah at Sinbads after.

[–]LGFL5000 1 point2 points ago

I love Sinbads! Sami's a good friend of mine. I'll take my guitar and jam with him and his keyboard any time I go.

[–]alfrednugent 5 points6 points ago

Did someone say something was wrong with westport?

[–]ToMakeYouMad 4 points5 points ago

I replied to the wrong comment.

[–]moosemorse 0 points1 point ago

Haha it's awesome, I'm a South Kansas City resident, go to Westport at least 2x a week

[–]Pilotted 0 points1 point ago

Why are we talking about Cleveland again?

[–]leaveitthere 1 point2 points ago

Made me lol all though I do love my chiefs.

[–]vita_benevolo 2 points3 points ago

KCFD?

[–]drunksaver -2 points-1 points ago

...

[–]vita_benevolo 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if that's a yes/no/you're confused. I was in KC for med school, used to be a medic before that.

[–]drunksaver -1 points0 points ago

Yea, I do.

[–]vita_benevolo 1 point2 points ago

Sweet, how do you like it man? I had wanted to stop one of you guys in the ER to see if you'd take a ride along but never got around to it. I bet you are a lot busier with trauma than I ever was (in Vancouver BC).

[–]drunksaver 0 points1 point ago

Ima pm you about it ;)

[–]cosbysweatergiver 0 points1 point ago

Connecticut?

[–]inb4deleteacc 1 point2 points ago

...What? This is real?

[–]tds8t7 12 points13 points ago

Yeah yeah! Look at the Google Fiber ad in the background! I'm so excited for it!

[–]nicholsml 0 points1 point ago

Argg I lived about 70 miles away in a small town. Google setup their fiber so close yet so far away!!!

[–]bacon_taste 3 points4 points ago

Definitely, recognize that grafitti anywhere.

[–]YeltsinYerMouth 0 points1 point ago

Came to state my hometown pride

[–]jumalaw 38 points39 points ago

I work as a 911 dispatcher, and a coworker related to me a story about a man who called saying, "my dog's been shot!". My coworker kept telling him that he would have to take the animal to a vet ER, but the caller just kept fighting it... "No, he needs help, my dog, oh no...!". After enough time we send an officer out to explain with facial gestures and hand movements (since words weren't working) that we couldn't help his dog.

Of course, the officer rolls up and finds our guy crouched over his friend who's taken a few bullets to the stomach, and only then does somebody explain to us that this dog has "aw" in it. In his excited state of mind the caller apparently never put together that us talking about an animal ER was being spurred on because he was referring to his best friend as... well, man's best friend.

On the opposite end, a woman recently called because her "baby" was having a seizure. After we gave instructions on how to care for the seizing human and told her to put away her domesticated animals, EMS and rescue personnel arrived to find her dog convulsing on the ground. Again, it never struck our caller that referring to her retriever as a "baby" might be confusing to a response network built with people in mind.

[–]Skroobles2 4 points5 points ago

My hatred for people knows no bounds.

[–]Litagano 4 points5 points ago

Why the hate?

[–]greyfoxv1 5 points6 points ago

Because they're stupid.

[–]Litagano -3 points-2 points ago

How?

[–]PeterPorky 78 points79 points ago

...That's Trayvon Martin.

[–]HiroshimaThereashima 41 points42 points ago

It was Trayvon Martin.

[–]brandontoms 27 points28 points ago

::looks again:: Nope, that's still a picture of Trayvon Martin. Hasn't changed.

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[–]cjb630 4 points5 points ago

13 y/o tops.

[–]HtotheGRIFF 5 points6 points ago

SNAP.

[–]ShitOnYourMom 3 points4 points ago

Is that what you qualify as a zinger these days?

[–]StrawberryBebop 5 points6 points ago

Yes, yes it is. I came here to see if anyone else noticed. Turns out this is not so funny... :/

[–]imanygirl -1 points0 points ago

Me too. Not amused.

[–]StrawberryBebop -1 points0 points ago

Exactly. It's depressing to me how many upvotes this picture has gotten.

[–]MacDagger187 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it would have been just as funny with a random picture. Why Trayvon? :-(

[–]the_flynn 39 points40 points ago

Stay classy, Kansas City.

[–]bacon_taste 23 points24 points ago

For KC, that is classy.

[–]dragonnovsvd 4 points5 points ago

You've got google fiber dammit, that is classiness level over 9000.

[–]the_flynn 1 point2 points ago

I know. I live about 6 blocks from this sign.

[–]bacon_taste 0 points1 point ago

Nice, I grew up/went to school in Westport. Frequented many-a-bar before I moved out to California. I still remember an art class field trip where our burned-out hippie art teacher took us around showing us all the grafitti on Zowie and the other buildings.

[–]ClassicChiller 31 points32 points ago

Classic Troost.

[–]MajorStainz 1 point2 points ago

I've heard about this street twice today. Must be a swell place.

[–]rncatt 68 points69 points ago

Trayvon

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 15 points16 points ago

It's a nice shot of him.

[–]scrovak 31 points32 points ago

Zimmerman had a nicer shot.

[–]Stunningham2 4 points5 points ago

Damnit..

[–]45-23 4 points5 points ago

Real classy.

[–]Cephalopodic 12 points13 points ago

KCMO... It fits.

[–]cotiswife 10 points11 points ago

kc kc kc westport

[–]mcstranglehands 9 points10 points ago

I have a similar picture

[–]MrDeckard 16 points17 points ago

Troost and 39th?

Fuck that, he can stay lost. I like my blood where it is. In my fat, white, suburban body.

[–]vita_benevolo 3 points4 points ago

They could still make you bleed internally. :(

[–]BadSister1984 1 point2 points ago

If y'all people want me to laugh at your jokes, ya gonna have to use reg'lar English, people!

[–]lordtaco 3 points4 points ago

[–]drunksaver 1 point2 points ago

Ok, since people seem to be getting offended by the Picture of Trayvon, I'm gonna take this down. I just want to reiterate that I did not realize it was Trayvon until someone mentioned it here. Anyways, thanks you for the few hours of entertainment, it was nice to submit something that actually got upvoted.

[–]cvkxhz 5 points6 points ago

hehe, "Troost."

[–]peterohsx 6 points7 points ago

I don't get why people have to start out every story with "So".

[–]maebo121 1 point2 points ago

Swaggy Bear

That poor animal.

[–]govtbovin3 2 points3 points ago

Swaggy Bear

[–]awesomeck 1 point2 points ago

Dats Racist!!

[–]alfrednugent 2 points3 points ago

Do people just put these up hoping someone will take a picture and post it on reddit then they wait patiently for it to happen?

[–]damontoo 8 points9 points ago

If I did I'd use some kind of fancy stenography so I could reap double comment karma. You say that it's your sign and get upvotes, then someone calls bullshit, then you show your username is encoded in it and get even more upvotes.

Then someone screenshots everything and posts to bestof and you make some lame comment there. More upvotes.

[–]alfrednugent 1 point2 points ago

I want you to do it.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 2 points3 points ago

♫ "man I miss my dawgs" ♫

[–]leaveitthere 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha

[–]rageagainstrage 2 points3 points ago

"Yo dawg, I heard you lost yo dawg, dawg..."

[–]I_steal_your_socks 2 points3 points ago

[–]Raballo 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like nothing of any value was lost.

[–]Mandelish 4 points5 points ago

Would be pretty funny if they had used ANY OTHER DUDE besides a dead kid.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 1 point2 points ago

this should go to wtf

[–]baadboy11 1 point2 points ago

If he's on troost and 39th...I'm sorry to say someone shot your dog

[–]loolson08 1 point2 points ago

Also from KCMO is anyone gives a shit

[–]ChaoticGood_Guy_Greg -1 points0 points ago

Yea what ever happened with this story? It just kind of went away and I have no idea what became of the situation.

[–]mattsthetruth 14 points15 points ago

the media stopped covering it because the "trayvon/hoodie" movement lasted only a few days. after the facts came to light, there was reasonable doubt to object both sides of the incident. it became harder to pick a side without blatantly siding with race alone. the supporters of trayvon were seen as black sympathizers, and supporters of zimmerman were seen as right wing ideologists. there is little to no substantive evidence for the public to go upon, and the entire issue was too uncomfortable to remain as a leading story.

[–]tasuret 0 points1 point ago

Can't say I've ever seen the term "black sympathizer". All I can think of is, I've never heard something that would be more likely to hear at a Klan rally.

[–]Tankercow 18 points19 points ago

The media stopped caring when Zimmerman appeared to be innocent. No more huge ratings.

[–]greggersraymer 7 points8 points ago

In the meantime, Zimmerman's life is still destroyed while the media moves on to its next victim.

[–]drunksaver 1 point2 points ago

That's a good question. Was wondering that when someone mentioned the pic was of Trayvon...

[–]TeRRoR503 0 points1 point ago

Smokey: "Thats mah Dawg"!

[–]eifersucht12a 1 point2 points ago

Why he gotta be black doe

[–]azboo13 1 point2 points ago

Bezzy Brah? Swaggy Bear? Nah i'ma just stick with Yo.

[–]7UPvote -1 points0 points ago

Travon?!

[–]danielluck7 1 point2 points ago

Priceless!

[–]RickRussellTX -1 points0 points ago

Guys, listen up, this is fucking serious! Who let the dogs out?

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

Who? Who? WHO?!? WHO??!!!??

[–]lgnm 0 points1 point ago

treyvon martan

[–]budguy68 -1 points0 points ago

No limit nigga!

[–]one1iron -1 points0 points ago

I lol'd

[–]CampingPirates 0 points1 point ago

[–]DetectiveRobust -1 points0 points ago

Who has the heart to tell that poor man his dawg is dead? Such a tragedy.

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[–]trannyfun 10 points11 points ago

Fun fact: He's dead.

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[–]drunksaver 3 points4 points ago

Yea, sorry about that. You could have gotten your point across without the obnoxious bold print and caps, thanks.