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[–]pacmanz 601 points602 points ago

[–]ellifaine 376 points377 points ago

I must be tired.. just thought to myself 'wtf is an edvia'

[–]WordsWithNerds 206 points207 points ago

Read as "post diva"

[–]strobexp 36 points37 points ago

You're all retarded

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Sagely_Platypus 184 points185 points ago

That is indeed a picture of a butthole.

[–]admiral_giggles 104 points105 points ago

i don't know why i clicked on the link

[–]MattioHimself16 17 points18 points ago

I honestly didn't know what I was expecting.

[–]Jessedaye 14 points15 points ago

A dead dove perhaps?

[–]kirbz1692 6 points7 points ago

don't eat.

[–]jackpoph 4 points5 points ago

It was simply because he told you not to. Reverse phycology.

[–]_SquirtsMacIntosh 8 points9 points ago

psychology

Sorry...it was bothering me. :p

[–]Aerocity 4 points5 points ago

You guys both warned me. I still wasn't sure.

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 3 points4 points ago

I tried to right click and 'incognito' it, but hover zoom had other ideas.

[–]Jabbatheslann 5 points6 points ago

We martyr ourselves for the greater hive.

[–]Victimidation 0 points1 point ago

Me either broseph me either...

[–]Nerd_Swag 7 points8 points ago

Saw your comment and fucking clicked anyway. I'm retarded.

[–]NightHawk929 2 points3 points ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]Effthebitch 2 points3 points ago

What's really fucked up is that I read your comment before I clicked the link, raised an eyebrow, and clicked anyway.

idontknowwhatiexpected.jpg

[–]dontjudgemeyet 7 points8 points ago

I wish I could up vote you twice. Idk why and idk how but I just squirted pepsi out of my nose from laughing when I read this. It burns.

[–]Inugal96 7 points8 points ago

At least you didn't squirt Pepsi from your but-hole. I have a feeling that would burn even more.

[–]dontjudgemeyet 6 points7 points ago

If I could do that id be talented. Hell, I'd sell tickets to that show. Im not ashamed to admit I'd whore out my ass for money. Wait....that's not right.

[–]codemercenary 2 points3 points ago

I think that would indicate a rather serious digestive issue. If you should take a picture, post it in a comment to save it for later.

[–]mellooo 0 points1 point ago

Found Out the hard way

[–]-jellybeans- 0 points1 point ago

Eyebleach.com

[–]Norma5tacy 0 points1 point ago

Better than that album of Asian guys with white girls.

[–]B1ade_Catcher 0 points1 point ago

it's good to know that if I ever wanted link karma I could just post this image in a week

[–]Herdsoot 9 points10 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting

[–]trythemain 8 points9 points ago

I pity whoever posts these.

[–]LandoKardasian 0 points1 point ago

Pity me, for I use petty tricks to entertain mere mortals

[–]GOLTRON 5 points6 points ago

Redditor for 5days. -462 karma.

[–]adamonline45 13 points14 points ago

[–]Mozzarella_FoxFire 2 points3 points ago

Oh god I really need to stop blindly clicking links.

[–]ElJonno 1 point2 points ago

Just...no...

[–]Timisaghost 1 point2 points ago

Why do I read everything you post in claptrap's voice

[–]Trolled1 0 points1 point ago

Yep well that escalated quickly. From small talk to showing me your butthole.

[–]dubweezie 0 points1 point ago

(;゜0゜)I did it... I dont know why I did but I did and it was the outcome I expected

[–]Metamorphis 0 points1 point ago

Must be a self-portrait because all I got out of that post was an asshole trying to advertise for the re-post factory.

[–]Softcorps_dn 20 points21 points ago

Who is this Ed Via fella?

[–]whatumeanbyliterally 22 points23 points ago

Bob vila?

[–]Joeliosis 10 points11 points ago

Welcome, to This Old House.

[–]Osiris32 9 points10 points ago

Today we're with Norm Abram and Tommy Silva, and we're going to tear this old colonial home down to it's foundations, fix all the dry rot, install a new central air system, overhaul the plumbing, put on a new roof, paint it, and do it all in an hour.

[–]Fugitivebush 0 points1 point ago

That... was a good show.

[–]TheOneTonWanton 2 points3 points ago

And now all we get is shit about flipping houses and shows like Trading Spaces.

[–]Fugitivebush 0 points1 point ago

Yeah! Why are they jerking us off?

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

So was The New Yankee Workshop and Roy Underhill's Woodwright's Shop.

It's shame they are no longer on the air.

[–]bob_genghis_kahn 0 points1 point ago

And to what are you welcoming This Old House, might I ask?

[–]Miropoi 0 points1 point ago

wtf is an adze?

[–]Stompedyourhousewith -2 points-1 points ago

i'm still wondering whats a ternative?

[–]ILiveInNYC 11 points12 points ago

ANNNNDDDD the website is down

[–]effilctar 28 points29 points ago

I'm going to have too much fun posting everything via raven from King's Landing.

[–]NightHawk929 3 points4 points ago

Dark wings, dark words.

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

"...and all that come back was [Lord Commander Mormont's] ravens, with hardly a message between them. 'Dark wings, dark words,' me mother used to say, but when the birds fly silent, seems to me that's even darker."

[–]Ronry 13 points14 points ago

To sum up what everyone who ever wondered is thinking: Thank you.

[–]baked_brotato 5 points6 points ago

I was about to get really excited until I found out you had to choose from a bunch of shitty cliché options.

[–]munchauzen 9 points10 points ago

no TARDIS?! what gives

[–]nomofica 16 points17 points ago

Contrary to popular belief, not everyone likes Doctor Who.

[–]onetypicaltim 1 point2 points ago

I've stopped using it since the TARDIS isn't an option anymore.

[–]whoisthere 1 point2 points ago

Damn, Still returns an error if you uncomment it.

[–]RedditUser88[!] 2 points3 points ago

How does this work? What do I need to do in order to use it??

[–]silentflight 0 points1 point ago

Automated response.

[–]An_Emo_Dinosaur 1 point2 points ago

How does this work?

edit: nevermind, noscript/ghostery/desocializer blocked it from working.

[–]Wonderjea 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, can you please explain why it didn't work for you? I wasn't working for me either. Maybe because I block all apps.... Idk, I'm not tech savvy :/

[–]An_Emo_Dinosaur 0 points1 point ago

For me, at least, it wasn't working because I have firefox addons which block a bunch of things, including twitter, facebook, livejournal whatever buttons [ghostery, I presume] so it blocked the website from accessing my facebook.

If you want to get around it, try using another browser which doesn't have any addons [safari, IE, whatever non default browser you have] or just disable your addons.

[–]nomenMei 1 point2 points ago

What, no Skynet?

[–]Sleekery 0 points1 point ago

"Just went for a nice walk." Via Mordor.

[–]ReflexEight 0 points1 point ago

Too bad you can only post to your wall and not the homepage.

[–]Kingjuan52 0 points1 point ago

Awesome thanks

[–]TrojanX 0 points1 point ago

Neat.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

There's an app for that!

[–]nirbenvana 0 points1 point ago

why isnt ipod shuffle an option?

[–]frostysnowcat -1 points0 points ago

Updated via Hell. Me gusta.

[–]geneticswag -1 points0 points ago

why isn't the tardis an option D:

[–]vanilla_twilight 9 points10 points ago

I once had a friend post something via a Solar Powered Dildo. He still has no idea how that happened.

[–]R031E5 1 point2 points ago

Right... a friend.

[–]JurassicCotyledon 6 points7 points ago

How come every FB post I see like this, the OP has the same douchey line of "I don't care, but how the fuck..."?

[–]joeshrimp11 77 points78 points ago

[–]UnreasonableReasoner 25 points26 points ago

The little twinkle at the end on the unicorn makes this gif

[–]herhighness 0 points1 point ago

I kept looking for the twinkie. I am disappoint.

[–]Beastly_Bobrick 1 point2 points ago

Just enough twinkle to make it magical, but not so over the top that you call it shopped... I like it.

[–]Fliff42 28 points29 points ago

Is that Senor Lebouef?

[–]joeshrimp11 12 points13 points ago

On SNL, yes.

[–]mearvk -4 points-3 points ago

Señor Carne dela Vaca.

[–]mearvk 8 points9 points ago

That's a nice look for him.

[–]tankintheair315 1 point2 points ago

Hes such a fabulous cannibal.

[–]tylernerd -1 points0 points ago

Actual Cannibal, Shia La Bouef

[–]crankierfoot 231 points232 points ago

[–]Dorimukyasuto 26 points27 points ago

Penis Pump Posse

[–]Annarr 7 points8 points ago

Yes?

[–]VladMcRad 7 points8 points ago

I love that we're not even pretending "OP is a fag" isn't homophobic anymore.

[–]leaptheman 25 points26 points ago

Reddit: "The definition of "faggot" is evolving, it has nothing to do with homosexuality."

Someone posts a shitty picture clearly using "faggot" as a homophobic slur.

Reddit: "LOL UPVOTES!!! LOL SUCKING COCK! LOL GAYS!"

Someone calls it out as homophobic.

Reddit: "DOWNVOTE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT TRYING TO TAKE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU CAN'T HAVE IT FUCK YOU EVOLUTION OF WORDS LOUIS CK AND SOUTHPARK!!"

All because some stupid fucking kids still think the "OP is a faggot" joke is funny. Fucking stupid.

[–]kevlo -3 points-2 points ago

Don't go getting your jimmies rustled, now.

[–]__d-_-b__ 6 points7 points ago

Not sure why I had to read all of them...not that I expected a surprise at the end or anything.

[–]EndTimer 10 points11 points ago

I read them all hoping at least one would be funny. Total let-down.

[–]Dougleton 3 points4 points ago

Dicksuckula gave me a chuckle

[–]davy_crockett 1 point2 points ago

So we're OK with homophobic jokes now?

[–]daroons 7 points8 points ago

Well... if you haven't noticed, reddit is slowly being engulfed by 4chan. 'Cept over here, there ain't no /b/ to contain them.

[–]ElectroNamazuros 1 point2 points ago

These aren't homophobic jokes.

I mean, do you see a punchline anywhere? Me neither.

[–]davy_crockett 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, they are offensive slurs that sound like they were made by middle schoolers.

[–]povies 2 points3 points ago

[–]nethermost 35 points36 points ago

[–]awumpa 2 points3 points ago

[–]the5souls 12 points13 points ago

I really want to stop, but at the same time I want to find out what happens.

EDIT: Well, took me about 20 minutes, but I got to the end. Save your time. Don't read it.

[–]Crazyants 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had read your EDIT before it was too late, unfortunately 20 minutes goes fast, gotta go fast, gotta go fast

[–]caramelcarmen 56 points57 points ago

you know what, reddit!? I am perfectly 100% okay with this being a repost because I was having a terrible day and then I saw this and laughed out loud until my stomach hurt. SO WHATEVER.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 37 points38 points ago

the thing about reposts is that for every person that has already seen it, there are probably two more who haven't.

[–]Phlecks 10 points11 points ago

At least. I really dont understand anyone who gets legitimately angry at reposts. Same with "karma whoring," another concept i dont understand at all

[–]isellthings 5 points6 points ago

agreed. complaining about it is 100x more annoying and douchey

[–]summerof2010 7 points8 points ago

Mostly true, but downvoting is still appropriate. Usually (with obvious exceptions like with carmelcarmen here) reposts aren't enjoyable for the person who has already seen it. The point of the voting system is to organize content according to what proportion of redditors find it interesting/relevant/entertaining. As for the "mostly" part, reposting should still be looked down upon, especially when it's done in an obvious an intentional way, because for every post that half of reddit hasn't seen, there's another equally good post that 3 quarters of reddit hasn't seen. The latter post would serve the community better.

[–]ReflexEight 2 points3 points ago

Just a few days ago there were two of the EXACT same pictures on the front page. I think you can get mad at that.

[–]ReflexEight 0 points1 point ago

At least you HAVE stomach!

[–]caramelcarmen 0 points1 point ago

...well played.

[–]lunchboxg4 36 points37 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How the fuck did you upload this from an air freshener? [FB] 2coms -1pt 1mo funny
How the fuck? [fb] 5coms 3pts 1mo funny
Summer 1com -4pts 2mos funny
Another summer well wasted. 9coms 0pts 2mos funny
I guess he wants his statuses to smell nice. 124coms 796pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Bittergreens 11 points12 points ago

loos like you need to wait about a couple months for a repost to be successful.

[–]karanj 1 point2 points ago

Do it in 12, that way it'll look like it's after next summer.

[–]Infernuzz666 0 points1 point ago

Third repost I found today.. Thanks for posting this.

[–]reason_found_decoy 22 points23 points ago

I love you for this. I just posted "I'm in!!" via your mom

[–]TheAngriestBunny 12 points13 points ago

I just posted "I wanna take you to it!" via Gay Bar. :D

[–]flashy_man 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for Electric Six.

[–]BrahCJ 1 point2 points ago

Until your brother, sister, dad, mum, grandmother, grandfather, Aunty, uncle, cousin or queen Elizabeth "likes" that comment...

[–]Danielagoot 8 points9 points ago

Invent air freshener/cell phone this summer. Tell no one.

[–]cleverdiction 22 points23 points ago

That's fucking awesome :) Please share how I can use random household items to post shit fb.

[–]nk885 36 points37 points ago

Here

Just search for Air freshener or whatever

[–]Veothrosh 19 points20 points ago

this is fucking awesome, i'm way happier than i should be about this -Posted via IPhone 5s

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 11 points12 points ago

Crap. -Posted via Dalek

[–]Iammyselfnow 2 points3 points ago

POST.... POST..... POST!!!

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 0 points1 point ago

I did so before I posted here.

[–]jcampbell11291 -1 points0 points ago

You are amazing. Thanks so much!

[–]naphini 16 points17 points ago

Who's upvoting these? I've only been here for 3 months and I've already seen this exact same joke about 50 times.

[–]Dustward 29 points30 points ago

I've been here for almost a year and this is the first time I've seen this joke. Let it be my friend.

[–]naphini 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough.

[–]PSNDonutDude 15 points16 points ago

You haven't been here long enough to know you need to now cite all 50?

[–]naphini 0 points1 point ago

I guess I'll start saving them...

[–]PSNDonutDude 0 points1 point ago

Haha good!

[–]danrennt98 4 points5 points ago

LE REPOST GEM

[–]Phlecks 3 points4 points ago

WHO CARES

[–]Peartato59 -5 points-4 points ago

Nooooo, this is being reposted again? Dear lord... I've seen so many variations of this exact post. "Random post via random object, first and only comment saying 'I don't care about that, but how did you post it via _____?!'" It's seriously overplayed.

[–]czar_the_bizarre 11 points12 points ago

Just to recap here, you are saying "This is a repost. I have seen so many variations of this. Therefore, it is overplayed."

You are not the be all and end all of reddit. Using your logic, I have never seen any variation of this until today, therefore, it is seriously underplayed. I come to the comments on things I find interesting or funny or gross or arousing to see what humorous, disturbing, witty, insightful things the reddit community has to add (you never know when you're accidentally going to stumble on the next Jolly Rancher story, or the next cumbox, or the next Colby). Repost? Who the fuck cares? Every thread has someone like you saying that whatever has been submitted is a repost, and we fucking get it-some people see things either elsewhere on the internet or on reddit itself. But let it go. This is not insightful, it is not deep, and even if it is a repost, no one gives half a flying shit. It's like whispering into the wind-no one can hear you, and you look like a goober.

[–]Trollfailbot 2 points3 points ago

You are not the be all and end all of reddit. Using your logic, I have never seen any variation of this until today, therefore, it is seriously underplayed.

Not necessarily, but a fair point: just because one person has seen something a lot doesnt mean other people have, and therefore the amount of previous uses should not be injected into the conversation.

Every thread has someone like you saying that whatever has been submitted is a repost, and we fucking get it-some people see things either elsewhere on the internet or on reddit itself.

Oh, nevermind, then.

[–]zob_mtk 0 points1 point ago

Please elaborate on these Jolly Rancher and cumbox scenarios.

[–]czar_the_bizarre 0 points1 point ago

You poor bitch. You've been here a month (to the best of my knowledge), and here are two of reddits' grossest and weirdest. I'm going to include the link to both those stories, but I will also warn you not to click them, knowing full well even as I do that simply telling you not to will make you want to click even more. No one said the human psyche was sensible.

Not the original, but a pretty faithful retelling of the Jolly Rancher story.

Cumbox. You poor bastard.

[–]kortbran 1 point2 points ago

Need. To. Click.

[–]zob_mtk 1 point2 points ago

Upon reading those I realize I have seen both already. I imagine my brain decided to bury those memories deep down inside. Thank you for scarring me a 3rd and 4th time.

[–]onedrummer2401 0 points1 point ago

And the one who notices is always Nathan.

[–]Diabetesh 0 points1 point ago

Summer well spent

[–]aforu 0 points1 point ago

Would someone be so kind as to post the necessary http code to do this, so I don't have to give some random site my facebook password?

[–]gmangw 1 point2 points ago

It's not a matter of putting special stuff into your status, facebook won't accept random html (which I assume is what you mean by http). When you see 'posted from blah' it means the status came from an app identifying itself as blah. If you want other people to be able to see it, you will have to trust someone's facebook app designed specifically for funny statuses, or put time into writing your own. These sites just ask you to install an app using facebook's own api, they aren't able to see your password (if they are actually sending you to facebook to login) and have only the permissions shown when you accept. Worst they can do is spam your friends, and in my experience the sites provided in the comments here won't do that.

If you don't care whether other people see it and just want to make yet another of these silly screenshots, right click using Chrome and choose inspect element to view the page source and make anything say anything.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

and for the love of gods, DONT take screen caps and come back here and post them on reddit! - i'll be watching you..

[–]Panzerchek 0 points1 point ago

Linux

[–]Downvotes_Facebook 0 points1 point ago

Leave it on Facebook

[–]beve21 0 points1 point ago

You are a very determined Redditer. Why so much hate for Facebook?

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

Nathan here, I'm still wondering how he did it.

[–]HannahElaineW -1 points0 points ago

Uh, you're not my brother? Trolollollol.

[–]Paginator -1 points0 points ago

I have a serious question, why would you repost.

[–]yomomma56 0 points1 point ago

its the new iglade

[–]ShakeweightPro -1 points0 points ago

Serious repost

[–]metalmike187 0 points1 point ago

Not funny. Just more fake bullshit.

[–]ddam 0 points1 point ago

Wait what? So this just replaces the text on your own browser?

[–]TheJokester667 0 points1 point ago

I smell lies

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I read though this entire post and totally forgot what the original topic was about.

[–]ArienMC 0 points1 point ago

That was hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

[–]Tidiwinks 0 points1 point ago

I love the amount of zoom. It lets us actually see if he has balls of steel!

[–]zoidalicious 0 points1 point ago

There are missing some of the best...

for example via "your mom's anus"..

Find them all in this post

[–]the_poodleo 0 points1 point ago

that's.... that's real funny.

[–]christopherleo 0 points1 point ago

[–]CaptainOblivious41 -1 points0 points ago

I used to be in the dark like that guy, but then I took a google to the knee.

That's right. I'm sticking with that joke.

[–]REEDnSTUFF 1 point2 points ago

You can tell just by the quality of the image the number of times this has been reposted on so many different websites...

[–]NiceSuit 0 points1 point ago

Dear God, I have never noticed that before. That is so fucking true.

[–]thecodejunkie -5 points-4 points ago

I'm really getting sick of these kinds of posts. It's always the same.

Some generic post about who fucking cares what, and then some other person stating that they don't give a shit, how did first_guy_here post this from strange_object_here? It's old.

[–]thinxinnuendo 3 points4 points ago

WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[–]Emergencyegret -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, I agree. Not funny.

[–]CowRabies -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]Sparkvoltage -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck this post and fuck you OP.

[–]ISayFuckYouToPeople 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, fuck you.

[–]Edgemere -2 points-1 points ago

Dat username.

[–]Sameri278 -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, my name is Nathan.

Yaaay.

[–]EthanMC -2 points-1 points ago

repost man, repost

[–]digbus -1 points0 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]Woolybear96 -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]RecursiveBisection -5 points-4 points ago

Serious Repost

[–]the_television -1 points0 points ago

this stopped being funny before it started