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[–]Loves2Poo 37 points38 points ago

This is one of many reasons why you probably don't want to touch the poles in the subway.

[–]stanfan114 44 points45 points ago

You don't need to touch to smell. Mmmm..

[–]doraroks 48 points49 points ago

[–]annoying_guy_w_guns 1 point2 points ago

only three posts away from ass grabbing poles to jumping from outer space. Well done.

[–]herpy-derp 13 points14 points ago

Yup, this exact reason. http://i.imgur.com/7Ts6v.jpg

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 13 points14 points ago

I wish somebody gave obscure things like this names to use as tags to make it easier to go search for similar images. "Buttcheeks between poles" doesn't quite cut it.

Porn-related stuff especially. If only there was a site dedicated to creating and popularising tags for specific porn scenarios. All the vague ones like "big tits" are useless. I want one for those videos where somebody is doing something in public (running a store/stall, pretending to be a statue, sticking there head out of a giant mirror box etc.) and they are secretly being fucked behind the counter or whatever while they interact with the public/customers. But no. It doesn't have a name. So it's almost impossible to find.

[–]TheTrue_DrJ 0 points1 point ago

You could try searching "chikan" which is the japanese word for pervert. I usually find some secret fucking vids like that.

[–]to_be_quite_frank 3 points4 points ago

Aren't subways underground?

[–]HIPSTigER 44 points45 points ago

Shout out to Charlotte transportation system. This was probably Wilkinson Blvd.

[–]vincescappatorusrex 16 points17 points ago

Dammit. I wanted to be the first to mention Charlotte. I also live in Charlotte and when I saw cats I got all excited.

[–]HIPSTigER 31 points32 points ago

"Saw cats and got all excited"

Sounds like every redditor

[–]Levitatingman 9 points10 points ago

I hate cats

[–]Obliza 6 points7 points ago

I'm allergic to them :|

[–]Apexi 2 points3 points ago

I am sorry for your loss.

[–]LP700-4 1 point2 points ago

You hate an entire species? I guess it's okay to hate a particular race then.

[–]SCOTTGIANT 2 points3 points ago

I figured I'd be the first to recognize the cats sign as well!

[–]alana4789 1 point2 points ago

That's why I came to post too! Charlottes my hometown.

[–]ChrisMcKee[S] 2 points3 points ago

I dont know the road, but it was in Charlotte! How did you know?

[–]Porkpillow 14 points15 points ago

The bus sign

[–]ChrisMcKee[S] 4 points5 points ago

I guess that would make sense.

[–]HIPSTigER 6 points7 points ago

I live south of the city and also CATS: Charlotte Area Transportation System.

[–]vincescappatorusrex 1 point2 points ago

UNCC

[–]bawchicawawa 46 points47 points ago

It's like the tree growing around the bicycle.

[–]GMonsoon 19 points20 points ago

She must get tired carrying that sign all over town that way.

[–]date_grape 35 points36 points ago

Her ass looks like two women wearing burqas having a conversation.

[–]ProfoundShit 14 points15 points ago

Once you go pole...

[–]WillyMyWonka 16 points17 points ago

Can't find better for your hole

[–]ChrisMcKee[S] 22 points23 points ago

I never understood how that can fit on a regular sized toilet..

[–]8Cowboy 7 points8 points ago

I'd guess it hangs over the sides and rests on the floor.

[–]FeculentUtopia 6 points7 points ago

[–]dressedAsDog 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't have to. Her asshole is the same size as any other.

Source: Porn.

[–]youdownwithopp 1 point2 points ago

I have never thought of that before. Million dollar business idea right there

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

I never understood how a regular sized toilet can fit inside of that..

FTFY

[–]lukeallen1 10 points11 points ago

I feel like that pole is going to come with her when she takes a step forward. Unless of course she does the ol' spread n' release.

[–]theGreatBlar 5 points6 points ago

This is the third picture of a black lady doing this.

[–]Xident2 5 points6 points ago

link to other pictures? For science?

[–]theGreatBlar 6 points7 points ago

[–]Lulzorr 4 points5 points ago

But... Fucking... Why?

[–]ChrisMcKee[S] 9 points10 points ago

Different picture though, I am the OP of this OC ;)

[–]geak78 15 points16 points ago

I feel like if she stays long enough she will encapsulate it

[–]Gravity_Nemesis 2 points3 points ago

This helped create quite an odd image in my brain.

[–]geak78 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]SuperWaljer 6 points7 points ago

You gotta itch what you gotta itch boii

[–]FrequentlyHomoerotic 9 points10 points ago

Come on, people. I mean, who doesn't enjoy a nice thick, long piece of steel between their cheeks every once in awhile?

[–]SPMex760 29 points30 points ago

[–]ChrisMcKee[S] 2 points3 points ago

Lol

[–]stb14808 12 points13 points ago

I thought your Lol was both comforting and encouraging.

[–]ChrisMcKee[S] 6 points7 points ago

Anytime

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

firstworldproblems.jpg

[–]SpyreFox 3 points4 points ago

Proud user of the Butt-Grip 9000! Clamps poles anywhere!

[–]WhatTheFedex 3 points4 points ago

I never expected to see LSP waiting at a bus stop...

[–]fnbusch 7 points8 points ago

I'd still hit it

[–]SinofOmission 5 points6 points ago

How would you even get to it?

[–]fnbusch 1 point2 points ago

Lots and lots of skill...and gloves, man. Gloves.

[–]L3athafase 0 points1 point ago

I'll have no problem with that.

[–]Bryon_Gysin 7 points8 points ago

People are gross.

[–]adowlen 26 points27 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]negative_discourse 58 points59 points ago

is revolting.

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[–]negative_discourse 11 points12 points ago

sweeeet! man it's been months since I have been submitted, I was starting to feel kinda unoffensive.

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[–]SimplePhantom 1 point2 points ago

FEED! ME! MORE!

[–]Timebomb3822 0 points1 point ago

Who knew that the Big Hungry was a redditor.

[–]Allurex 5 points6 points ago

DAMN GIRL YOU SHIT OUT THAT ASS?

[–]MrWoodson 7 points8 points ago

That's quite the asspect.

[–]tndooge 2 points3 points ago

That looks really comfortable. No wonder she's doing it.

[–]iamtheowlman 2 points3 points ago

Ooh, I've heard about this.

Eventually, the intruding object will be absorbed by the surrounding mass and become part of it.

First time I've seen it done with an ass, though. It's usually trees.

[–]justsaysblackpeople 9 points10 points ago

Black people

[–]Brickfrigid 0 points1 point ago

Perfect

[–]BokehBurgher 3 points4 points ago

you gotta wonder what that thing smelled like after she was finished.

[–]SicknessIsFree 3 points4 points ago

Gotta itch that fecal crust somehow.

[–]paracog 2 points3 points ago

Oh, stetopegia, you just like that pole so much, don't you?

[–]missyprez99 2 points3 points ago

Om nom

[–]tidux 1 point2 points ago

*butts

[–]LoriStrode 1 point2 points ago

Is she not aware this happening or is it just hot in there ?

[–]taterness 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows that if your rear was this big, you'd be doing the same.

[–]endlesoul 0 points1 point ago

Dam a radiant cooling device.

[–]gosso920 0 points1 point ago

Rule #1 - Keep your daughter off the pole!

[–]GoldenPeach 1 point2 points ago

Thumbnail looked like a goblin's pathetic attempt to hide behind a pole.

[–]adamfawkes13 1 point2 points ago

The sign behind her reads -yal -ail. I can only assume a pan to the left would reveal a sign saying Royal Fail to describe this situation

[–]DemonZypher 1 point2 points ago

Wow. LOTS of us Charlotteans here.

[–]Estrisk 0 points1 point ago

The pole is being absorbed by her bottomless butt.

[–]theQarter 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Red Guy/Devil from Cow and Chicken. Almost exact set up. Anyone possibly have an image?

[–]Reggieperrin 1 point2 points ago

Do you think she has an itchy bum crevice from not wiping properly?

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

She reminds me of The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.

[–]derpinita 0 points1 point ago

Dat bus stop.

[–]gravitybomb123 0 points1 point ago

Dat Mass...

[–]artoflife 1 point2 points ago

I suspect she could lift both of her legs in the air and not fall to the ground.

[–]LordPancake1776 0 points1 point ago

Anal floss.

[–]Shouldknowbetter 1 point2 points ago

Why would she do that?

[–]MaddieClaire344 -1 points0 points ago

Baby got back...

[–]Vetalurg -1 points0 points ago

Dat ass

[–]redditcontrol 0 points1 point ago

that post stinks

[–]Xerazal 0 points1 point ago

My eyes

[–]DerpingItUp 1 point2 points ago

There is junk in that trunk.

[–]HobKing 1 point2 points ago

It's for stability.

[–]doomian 0 points1 point ago

I will never again slap a pole while walking past it.

[–]librlman 0 points1 point ago

Butt-hungry hungry hippos.

[–]cloudeblak 0 points1 point ago

It's shit like this that makes me never want to touch anything once I've left my house.

[–]Jk3hybrid 1 point2 points ago

She actually carries that bus sign like Yoshimitsu carries his flag. http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-03/art/sc3-yoshimitsu-01.jpg

[–]That_Nigga 0 points1 point ago

Her ass looks like Barney.

[–]downesy 0 points1 point ago

First thing that came to mind when I saw those big purple butt cheeks was this

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

Id sniff the pole whilst masturbating furiously, probably at night though, for a bit of privacy.

[–]zombie_zebra 0 points1 point ago

So that is why some people have to stand up to wipe!

[–]deubski 0 points1 point ago

I can never un-see this. NEVER

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

whyboner

[–]Pookas 0 points1 point ago

What you don't know is that she actually carries that bus stop around in her ass all the time.

[–]BaboTron 0 points1 point ago

Listening to "Promenade" by George Gershwin when I saw that. Weird juxtaposition.

[–]aspergers-hermit 0 points1 point ago

The ass was fat.

[–]andshewas_45 1 point2 points ago

Ewww dis bus stop smell like booty!!

[–]thetones 0 points1 point ago

Good thing I only ride CATS bus 20.

[–]YourCrohnie 0 points1 point ago

Creating lateral stability.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 0 points1 point ago

It looks like those pictures where a tree grows around a bike.

[–]Peruvian_BOSS 0 points1 point ago

HOT MOMMA!!

[–]Shindayam -1 points0 points ago

FAP FAP FAP

[–]snakeysnake0 0 points1 point ago

Envious of that pole.

[–]InsaneTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she wanted your pole?

[–]Icomefromb 0 points1 point ago

And then she rips it out of the ground and steals it as it drags across the pavements, sparking and clanging.

[–]Locusthorde300 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass looks hungry.

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!!

[–]aaaaalvin 1 point2 points ago

Mm-HMMM

[–]Omofo -1 points0 points ago

She's probably stuck.

[–]DoomOfMandos 0 points1 point ago

29 will take you to UNCC as well as south park

[–]munki_unkel 0 points1 point ago

Now I understand the Brit term, Cheeky!

[–]every1else_has1 0 points1 point ago

If it fits I sits.

[–]Electric_unicorn 0 points1 point ago

It is almost time for her to part into 2 people, one half is trying to get lose!

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

aint nobody got time for dat!

[–]krazypoloc 0 points1 point ago

Dat pole

[–]kumminehyayha 0 points1 point ago

I don't think she's just standing there. I think she's doing the community a service by supporting that pole with her badonkadonk

[–]NCD75 0 points1 point ago

oh come on! i wear glasses, and i know thats photoshopped

[–]Squigg0th 0 points1 point ago

Since when do they make buses purple?

[–]bm777 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I can't stop think how she poop. I mean, when the poop comes out her butt, it's already thin as a paper!

[–]DrLasagna 0 points1 point ago

Black people in America just don't care.

[–]Polana01 -1 points0 points ago

"Nom nom nom" - pole

[–]RiddleMeThis94 -1 points0 points ago

dat ass?

[–]Ginodon -1 points0 points ago

NOM NOM NOM!

[–]Ayenuk -2 points-1 points ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie?

[–]ChuckYeah -3 points-2 points ago

Insert pun here.

[–]Hosfac -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like someone needs to remove that stick from their ass...

[–]diegopadron05 0 points1 point ago

That is one big-ass... well, ass

[–]Arloarlo -4 points-3 points ago

... It's called SWAG.

[–]MachoInPoncho -4 points-3 points ago

Relevant Insanity Prawn Boy Comment:

I'll show myself out...

[–]DrGuadalajara -4 points-3 points ago

I'll just leave this here. http://i.imgur.com/sUrWH.jpg