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[–]40ozofoe 175 points176 points ago

you're that guy

[–]cmmargulis 64 points65 points ago

You're that 'you're that guy' guy.

[–]MrConfucius 24 points25 points ago

And we're all those guys saying we're not those guys

[–]champasniffer 10 points11 points ago

I'm not even a guy and I'm one of those guys.

[–]cmmargulis 6 points7 points ago

How cliché of me.

[–]MrConfucius 3 points4 points ago

That was so that guy of you, cmmargulis.

[–]bastian1343 2 points3 points ago

Fuck, I hate me for even getting into this.

[–]Squatso 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to "Welcome To How May I Help You," how may I help you?

[–]I-enjoy-cake 69 points70 points ago

[–]SirTubz 23 points24 points ago

My 14 year old brother didn't even think this was funny.

[–]Humble_harpdarp 13 points14 points ago

[–]egrodo 3 points4 points ago

Hell, I'm 14 and I don't see the point of this.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

Shitty karma grab. Duh.

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy -1 points0 points ago

Me and you both.

[–]fawker 7 points8 points ago

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 254 points255 points ago

[–]Jzadek 42 points43 points ago

That's my favorite one. It has yet to be outdone.

[–]aerialace 5 points6 points ago

yup

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

The best part is that I ALWAYS read it in Vin's voice.

[–]xoloist 1 point2 points ago

I am still recovering from hitting my head against on my desk as I fell to the floor laughing at this. /R/funny lives on still.

[–]Tasgall 61 points62 points ago

[–]KHTDR 12 points13 points ago

[–]piezeppelin 54 points55 points ago

What is this even supposed to mean?

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 52 points53 points ago

op is a faggot

[–]ocdad 1 point2 points ago

I'm still stuck figuring out WTF yolo is...

[–]evilpretzel 14 points15 points ago

You only live once.

[–]MrConfucius 5 points6 points ago

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO!

Edit: I don't know why I even said this, I thought it was funny at first and then I reread it. Just downvote and move along.

[–]Liamb2179 4 points5 points ago

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

sounds like you drank a tall glass of cool water

[–]beachbluntblowin -2 points-1 points ago

Uptoke for modesty.

[–]westcoastpopart -4 points-3 points ago

do you not know what google is either?

[–]ocdad 9 points10 points ago

What's Google?

[–]aryst0krat 8 points9 points ago

Google it.

[–]zeldaprime 1 point2 points ago

You aren't helping him ಠ_ಠ

[–]zeldaprime 0 points1 point ago

Even though you're both joking.

[–]zeldaprime 7 points8 points ago

how i delete comments

[–]Clashloudly 1 point2 points ago

how do i shot web

[–]iTimmeh -4 points-3 points ago

It means that people going out drinking and doing stupid shit isn't how you live. Challenging yourself and your mind is how you live.

[–]FragginDragon 3 points4 points ago

Everything is mentally and personally challenging after 24 beers...

[–]HTP5 4 points5 points ago

Your comment history is filled with video games. Is that how you challenge yourself and your mind?

[–]iTimmeh -2 points-1 points ago

I'm in the AF, and I'm doing a lot of studying and flying to become a pilot. I like how you assume my reddit history = all of my life.

[–]apostrotastrophe 5 points6 points ago

Maybe like... how you assumed that going to a party and having some drinks = all of their lives.....

[–]PopeOwned 4 points5 points ago

There's different forms of "living life". Challenging your body and mind to the degrees that most would dream of, those who want to have memories later in life and are "cherishing youth" and those who do nothing but are contempt with it.

All depends on the person. I'm not happy doing nothing, stuck in my apartment and I'm going to try and change that. I'm not a fan of going out and drinking till I'm an incoherent idiot, so there's not that but we can't exactly say it isn't how you live when people have incredible enjoyment out of it.

Unless you were just explaining what OP was saying and it's not how you think, in which case, my bad.

[–]NovJuliet 286 points287 points ago

Is this where we circlejerk ?

LOL LOOK AT THAT POPULAR HOT GIRL

HERE IS SOME PSUEDO SCIENCE TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING 30 YEAR OLD VIRGINS

[–]Mother_of_Three 67 points68 points ago

So I thought to myself, I wonder what the person who posted this shit is like. Off to your submission history I go wooooooooooooosh (super hero noises)

Hello Reddit! I'm 16 years old and I have a couple of moles that I'd like to get removed. One on my nose, and two on my stomach. I've had them all as long as I can remember.

.

Submission about being a WoW player

.

Submitted this meme titled "me in real life" http://i.qkme.me/3p15s6.jpg

.

No wonder dude is mad at the hot popular girl. Moley face, plays WoW, and relates real life situations with memes.

[–]Samnow4811 25 points26 points ago

You're the hero this comment section needs

[–]qizarate 2 points3 points ago

But not the one it is paying attention to :(

[–]howerpower -4 points-3 points ago

LOL batman!

[–]RogueNine 5 points6 points ago

I found some footage of Mother_of_Three.

Seriously though, is there a burn unit within 3 feet of here?

[–]BryanBeast13 1 point2 points ago

Can you do me please :D

[–]Mother_of_Three 3 points4 points ago

Sure

18 years old

Started off reddit posting in /r/atheism

Realized /r/atheism is full of tards so moved on to /r/trueatheism

Smokes

Loves sharing his porn

Cars/Top gear/vidya games/from baton rouge/programming/art/fashion/tall

Just seem like a normal dude.

[–]BossAtUCF 0 points1 point ago

What about me?

[–]Mother_of_Three 3 points4 points ago

Loves his PC

LoL

AOL email account. Come on bro

Post a lot about keyboards

Once ate 17 pancakes

Computer science major, I think

The names Dylan and Carlos should mean something to you

[–]morleydresden -1 points0 points ago

Me too?

[–]Mother_of_Three -1 points0 points ago

Loves guns

Homeowner

/k/

believes government should protect individual rights

Droid

It was hard to find a post not about guns haha

[–]morleydresden 0 points1 point ago

Five out of five, nicely done. r/guns has probably kept me around reddit longer than I might otherwise have stayed.

[–]ziplokk -1 points0 points ago

What about me?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Do me!

[–]Mother_of_Three 2 points3 points ago

incest

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mother_of_Three -1 points0 points ago

haha sorry, I saw 60k karma and thought it might take too long to go through all that.

[–]BF3FAN1 -2 points-1 points ago

Can you do me please?

[–]Mother_of_Three -1 points0 points ago

14 years old

Orlando

Airsoft

Packers

Way too much airsoft

Did ask a question of how a shotgun would do in a fight. Which made me lol

[–]BF3FAN1 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks.

[–]BossAtUCF 0 points1 point ago

Pretty good, although I'm a Physics major not computer science, but I suppose you got that from my first post to /r/learnprogramming. The names Dylan and Carlos do mean something to me, I have a friend named Carlos and I'm Dylan.

[–]BryanBeast13 0 points1 point ago

Fucking yes!!!!!! I love you! Te amo!

[–]RiPotato -1 points0 points ago

Could you do me but send the results to me in a PM instead? I don't want others to know

[–]underswamp1008 -1 points0 points ago

Oh god I'm scared...fuck it, go for it.

[–]Mother_of_Three -1 points0 points ago

Tri lingual or on the way

17 year old brother

Anti circumcision

19

circumcised

makes music

learned french through my little pony

black

posts often in /r/sex and /r/Supplements suggest you take care of yourself and do not have a neckbeard

[–]Imjustkidding 2 points3 points ago

"Woooooosh (super hero noises)"

You are obviously victorious.

[–]ReadsYourComments 106 points107 points ago

[–]MrConfucius 18 points19 points ago

Are you... The guy who read the "5ever" thing...?

I LOVE YO VOICE

[–]loveandtacos 5 points6 points ago

[–]MrConfucius 6 points7 points ago

[–]NovJuliet 29 points30 points ago

This was awesome.

[–]ScotteeMC 6 points7 points ago

...Duke?

[–]MrTeaBelly 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap...Duke!

[–]therealsylvos 0 points1 point ago

Your seriously talented. Do you do this sort of thing professionally?

[–]bastian1343 -1 points0 points ago

Sweet voicework, brah. Why are you not in vidya?

[–]Beanbaker 1 point2 points ago

Just...woah. That was unexpected/amazing.

[–]Bobberkus3011 0 points1 point ago

You made that caps lock ridden comment sound like a gentlemen's statement full of rationality and poise.

[–]TheFluxIsThis -1 points0 points ago

Why are you NOT a professional voice actor?

[–]ReadsYourComments 2 points3 points ago

Not many opportunities out there for a 19 year old community college student in Iowa.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

We need to fix this...somebody find an agent and send him this dude's soundcloud directory.

[–]lightatenear 0 points1 point ago

If you don't mind my asking, are you the voice behind the reading of liek dis of u cri evertim?

[–]ReadsYourComments 1 point2 points ago

Nope but I'm a big fan of his work.

[–]seashanty 4 points5 points ago

How is it pseudoscience? You don't believe it happened?

[–]NovJuliet -4 points-3 points ago

It's psuedo science because most redditors shout 'SCIENCE!!!!!' when this isn't really science.

It's fucking entry level physics.

You have to remember that through the circlejerk, the majority of the reddit community is below average, watched sesame street and bill nye, and that is the extent of their science knowledge.

[–]seashanty 3 points4 points ago

Sure, but its still science. Pseudo-science is UFO sightings, ghost hunting, faith healing, and shit like that. It would be pseudo science if you had a theory that Baumgartner filmed his fall in a studio.

[–]servohahn 21 points22 points ago

I have never, not once, ever heard anyone reference "YOLO" outside of reddit. As far as I know, this is a purely reddit phenomenon.

[–]MrTurkle 2 points3 points ago

My 20 year old sister said it once. Given what I've read about it on Reddit, I was forced to murder her.

[–]jk147 1 point2 points ago

Reddit and drake.

[–]Rashiddd 4 points5 points ago

dont blame drake. preppy kids running around yelling yolo have him looking like a clown

[–]I_DID_THAT_ALREADY 2 points3 points ago

no im pretty sure wheelchair jimmy takes care of that for himself nicely.

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

Is that the part in poker where the house gets a cut?

[–]Jzadek 2 points3 points ago

It's not. I've got some friends who have said it. I was disappointed.

[–]servohahn -1 points0 points ago

I've got some friends who have said it.

Unironically?

[–]Jzadek 0 points1 point ago

Not entirely, but they're not redditors, which is the point.

[–]TheHiddenAssassin 0 points1 point ago

I heard someone say it for the first time at my college just a week ago. That was when my teacher decided it was time a break...

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

I just heard someone reference it today.

Then again he was walking the dark streets of a rural town in an 8 ft slendy costume.

[–]KamikazeKumquat 0 points1 point ago

You must not be around teenagers very often. I'm in high school and it's almost as ubiquitous as "your mom" jokes in middle school.

[–]apostrotastrophe 2 points3 points ago

How easy it is for all of us a decade ahead to forget about "Wazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuup", etc.

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

No, I guess I'm not around teenagers very often. Though, if it's popular amongst teens, I'd have expected it to be used unironically on reddit, not shamed.

[–]KamikazeKumquat 0 points1 point ago

[–]DJAshian -1 points0 points ago

Then you're not in the age bracket of 15 to 23, in college or high school, and genuinely believe that Young Money and GOOD Music are the peak of musical quality.

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

The fuck is Young Money?

Edit: Nevermind. I googled it. I know who Lil Wayne is.

[–]RocketMan63 0 points1 point ago

I heard a girl yell at some guy for thinking he said it (he didn't). She said something to the tune of "OMG did you just say YOLO, god that's so old"

[–]comment_to_cleverbot 0 points1 point ago

I don't hate nothing. I love everything.

[–]snizznuke 0 points1 point ago

High school and college.

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

I just graduated from college and am still a TA... I seriously don't hear it. Might it be a regional thing? I'm in Southern California. You'd expect shitty trends to be popular here.

[–]snizznuke 0 points1 point ago

lol LA...

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

I have, many times. Just in passing, or once or twice on facebook, but we do.

[–]A-Nonny-Mouse 1 point2 points ago

Alas, I hear it all too often. It's apparently an excuse for acting daft.

[–]Count-Mippipopolous 1 point2 points ago

As someone in college, trust me, I hear it far more than I'd like to.

[–]NovJuliet 1 point2 points ago

It's just a word.

Why are you so angry about it?

[–]jcannon98188 0 points1 point ago

Its called a circle jerk. They hate it for the same reason everyone hates on Bieber and Nickleback, because they are told to.

[–]silentkill144 -2 points-1 points ago

You clearly don't hang out with people. I hear it all the time, albiet said ironically.

[–]bad_situation 2 points3 points ago

Hey now. I'm 29.

[–]sticky_stuntman 2 points3 points ago

THIS THIS THIS LOL

DAE SCIENCE?

[–]bastian1343 1 point2 points ago

Soo meta. Initiating circlejerks about how this would turn into a circlejerk and how better we are for having just the slightest semblance of metacognition.

tl;dr: "LOOK AT ME, MA! I CAN INTO SELF-AWARENESS!"

[–]tenix 1 point2 points ago

Calling something meta is meta bro

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

Well, I haven't even begun to use my real power yet.

[–]LibertariansLOL -3 points-2 points ago

nothing has summed up reddit better than this

[–]1151955 68 points69 points ago

this post is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]bastian1343 10 points11 points ago

Your wording is overused and you should feel overused.

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

[–]bastian1343 3 points4 points ago

Wow. I hadn't heard that one before. I better delete my other comment, then.

[–]overused-meme-alert -5 points-4 points ago

bad and you should feel bad

buzz

buzz

buzz

.

[–]Armo4444 29 points30 points ago

How old are you again? Go back to 9gag.

[–]BryanBeast13 2 points3 points ago

According to some comments he's 16

[–]AskMeAboutUnicorns 46 points47 points ago

I love how some neckbeard sitting in front of a computer posted this.

[–]Rashiddd 11 points12 points ago

yesterday i saw some neckbeard in target with the shirt that said 'Genius by birth. Slacker by choice." just wanted to share

[–]Daveyd325 -2 points-1 points ago

You know who else was a neckbeard?

Wagner was a neckbeard.

[–]VeggaGFX 7 points8 points ago

I dont get it.

[–]cokeandhoes 6 points7 points ago

Oh yea, I'm in those posts where the upvotes don't match up with the comments.

[–]z1bbo 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how this post gets any upvotes.. is there something like a secret group of faggoty OPs that upvote each others posts?

[–]asgafrat 7 points8 points ago

For fuck's sake.

[–]MeOwnThrowaway 5 points6 points ago

Yes I would love to skydive from space, but unfortunately my budget keeps me stuck at Palace Saturdays for $2 shots. Yolo :(

[–]zimbabwe7878 5 points6 points ago

YEA since that guy did something amazing, I'm gonna make fun of a picture of a girl on the internet that's been re-hashed a million times!

[–]BIG_BUCK 15 points16 points ago

I'd bang her

[–]0x570x690x6c0x6c 7 points8 points ago

Shut the Fuck up!

[–]jeudyfeo 8 points9 points ago

This post gave my 2 year old chinchilla cancer

[–]jumpjumpdie 1 point2 points ago

That poor little dude :(

[–]AllRonAllNight22 2 points3 points ago

man those girls are sexy, but a guy named felix is the one who got my dick hard today

[–]PinneappleSoup 0 points1 point ago

You're not alone, friend.

[–]ther3ddler 2 points3 points ago

This is stupid.

[–]kinguzumaki 1 point2 points ago

I think it's more like "Bitch PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....."

[–]built_to_elvis 0 points1 point ago

[–]REEDnSTUFF 0 points1 point ago

You are such a faggot OP... and that goes for anyone that upvoted this trash...

[–]1151955 0 points1 point ago

agree

[–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

Watch out people, OP is a faggot

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 0 points1 point ago

[–]JavaLSU 0 points1 point ago

I believe this is the first use of this meme...and I'm already fucking sick of it.

[–]boby_tolavaina 0 points1 point ago

Is yolo still a thing?

[–]WarDildo 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't the full picture of that girl have the dudes dick hanging out?

[–]DmentedFencingPigeon 0 points1 point ago

My question is in the pic with the chick, why is the camera so damn low? It seems so awkward and inconvenient to bend down that low for the shot.

[–]beefwich -1 points0 points ago

Let's all feel superior because we don't connect with a vapid cultural movement aimed at teenage girls.

[–]iced327 0 points1 point ago

The unfortunate placement of the "YOLO" is the only thing keeping this from being an amazing Facebook cover photo.

If someone here can work some magic on that, I'll pay you in upvotes.

[–]notarapist72 1 point2 points ago

Sticking yOur tounge out is not awesome; falling 40 kilometres @ 1100 km/h on the other hand, is.

[–]MaryOutside -1 points0 points ago

I am not sure I understand the correlation between these two images.

[–]less_is_less 0 points1 point ago

Thought the girl was doing something else at first. Seen way too many photos / videos of girls from that perspective.

[–]Squatso 0 points1 point ago

I appreciated it. Compared to everything else about the jump (except maybe the thread on /r/Music about playing songs to the jump), this was the one thing I smirked at.

[–]herrovarente 0 points1 point ago

I just wanna know who those girls are. Find me their fbs so I can show them what a YOLO is

[–]prattr_music 0 points1 point ago

If people would stop saying the word, it would die off...

[–]jojidubi4 0 points1 point ago

I was THIS CLOSE () to downvoting.

[–]GingerFresh -2 points-1 points ago

Does anyone acutually know what YoLo Means?

[–]dmonkey84 0 points1 point ago

Anybody notice there seems to be an extra hand in that YOLO photo, you can just see a hand on her stomach, but where does it come from?

[–]KING_YOLOSWAG 1 point2 points ago

lol neil armstrong > that girl anyday hah yolo

[–]trshtehdsh 1 point2 points ago

FYI: "YOLO" is out, "cunt proud" is in.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

I ingest fluids because YOLO

[–]adeptpanda92 1 point2 points ago

This is absolutely the best usage for YOLO.

[–]Carnate 0 points1 point ago

She wins, the other guy got so drunk he fell down.

[–]otiswrath 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why everyone has got their panties in a bind. I saw this and cracked the fuck up.

[–]npech001 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking awful.

[–]garykanary 1 point2 points ago

I brush my teeth multiple times a day, because yolo.

[–]oyeboy -1 points0 points ago

[–]patten 0 points1 point ago

Where can I watch the video of him actually jumping?

[–]Fagel88 -3 points-2 points ago

Reddit.com

[–]FlippyWippy 1 point2 points ago

Everyone on here can complain about the image and OP but its still sitting with 1k upvotes and its on the front page. When are you people just going to concede the fact that r/funny and most default subs are a pile of shit before you start unsubscribing?

[–]TkMyEyes_NotTheShirt -2 points-1 points ago

Is anybody else bothered that the O's in YOLO are clearly Zero's?

[–]sweetpotatosaurus -2 points-1 points ago

So why is OP a faggot today?

[–]kyzfrintin -2 points-1 points ago

Hey, I'd hit it.

Also, OP is a jelly fag.

[–]BrotyKraut -1 points0 points ago

It's kinda funny, because she wouldn't let you hit it, unless you try rape, which I doubt you have the physical strength of pulling off.

[–]themansonboogies -5 points-4 points ago

This is stupid... Is he going to live more then once because he jumped? What the fuck do you mean with this!? And also HAHAHA LOOK HOW FUNNY THIS IS GUYS IT TRULY BELONGS IN THIS SUBREDDIT! This poster is a comic GOD!

[–]TheFrenchWaffle -2 points-1 points ago

The YOLO image annoys me to no end. So obnoxious.

[–]TheLonelyLemon -2 points-1 points ago

Is it just me or does that girl look a lot like...

[–]Turst 2 points3 points ago

It's just you...

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

Man. I don't ever think I've gotten this sick of a monumental event in such a short span of time.