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[–]this_is_my_b00mst1ck 69 points70 points ago

Insecure much?

[–]Stonecolddiller 4 points5 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]Falcon1101 2 points3 points ago

I am Peter the sexual harassment panda.

[–]KaizerSmokeHaze 0 points1 point ago

When one little panda tugs on another little panda's underwear, that makes you a saaad pandaaaa.

[–]domo-loves-yoshi 27 points28 points ago

Overly attached girlfriend comes to mind.

[–]rspeed 11 points12 points ago

Are you saying your girlfriend is unlikeable?

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[–]rspeed 4 points5 points ago

What a terrible problem. You have my sympathies.

[–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

All of my feels bro

[–]IAMARedPanda 1 point2 points ago

Sobravesobravesobrave

[–]girlheartsfett -3 points-2 points ago

guys liking my girlfriends photos on facebook

Well, why is she adding other guys to her Facebook page then? If they are YOUR friends on YOUR facebook liking her pic, they aren't very good friends so I'm going to assume the 'douchebags' you are calling out aren't your friends. If they're guys she's adding on her own, well...

Also, give us her facebook so we can check the pics out ourselves. For science.

[–]Veothrosh 12 points13 points ago

Never say no to a panda

[–]Drakothin 16 points17 points ago

You're a redditor, you don't have a girlfriend.

[–]FayeGrimm 4 points5 points ago

[–]futurevsm 3 points4 points ago

Overly attached boyfriend

[–]CokeCanNinja 8 points9 points ago

Grow some fucking testicles.

[–]The_Uniballer -1 points0 points ago

Hey! I resent that!

[–]CokeCanNinja 0 points1 point ago

You got one, it can handle the extra load. OP is just an insecure pussy, and need to realize that when guys compliment/hit on his girlfriend, they are saying he has good taste.

[–]iSoQuailman 4 points5 points ago

Seems appropriate.

[–]EgyptianNational 2 points3 points ago

That feeling when Egyptian media makes it into mainstream reddit.

[–]Always_smooth 2 points3 points ago

you feel like a panda.... in an office.... clearing a desk... and breaking a keyboard?

[–]AdjutantStormy 6 points7 points ago

You are jealous and possessive.

Good for you!

[–]heywood 5 points6 points ago

"Possessive" is just womanspeak for "gets mad when I fuck other people".

The more you know...

[–]Miniature_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why everyone is judging you. There's nothing wrong with feeling that way as long as you don't act on it...

[–]HoneyBadgers_Forever 2 points3 points ago

How I feel when I see this gif 3 times in a day

[–]Adagi 2 points3 points ago

How the panda feels when he see this gif 3 times in a day

FTFY

[–]heywood -1 points0 points ago

One or more of those douchebags are probably banging her.

Just saying.

[–]LordoN00bz -1 points0 points ago

Am i the only one who wants a source?

[–]Blackfire_Zealot -1 points0 points ago

Never say no to panda.

It's a cheese commercial, very funny. Google it

[–]LordoN00bz 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]superbuddr458 -1 points0 points ago

THAT FEEL!

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

Dude, that Macintosh is a collector's item.

[–]Iwontdie 0 points1 point ago

Panda cheese commercial... YouTube it sand prePare for hilarity.

[–]Stinkfingers 0 points1 point ago

Be happy she's hot apparently.

[–]Nenbran -1 points0 points ago

OAB

[–]atheist_libertarian 1 point2 points ago

as the sexual harassment panda says, "when one panda makes possibly flirtatious advances on another panda who happens to be my girlfriend, that makes me a saaaaad panda."

[–]Amaras_Linwelin 1 point2 points ago

So your saying you want them to buy more cheese in order to jack off to your girlfriend's photos.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

OP is 16, leave him alone. He'll learn how much it shits girls off when guys are insecure.

[–]Halo_of_Flies 0 points1 point ago

Or to find an unattractive girlfriend.

[–]moosepoints 0 points1 point ago

Overly attached cake

[–]iamprasad88 0 points1 point ago

The computer on the desk looks very old

[–]chobi83 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was a giant panda who could walk on two feet. And had a job in an office.

[–]S741nz_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]sinbadscareer 1 point2 points ago

What happons when guys comment on her gonewild photos?

[–]CommanderWharph 1 point2 points ago

I like what I like, get over it

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

How could you tell they are douchebags unless they have their shirt off in their profile pics or if they are wearing sunglasses inside?

[–]Dogeaterjk 1 point2 points ago

Ain't no one fuck with kizzzy. Ain't no oe.

[–]Smokiemcpot18 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't agree more

[–]debberz09 0 points1 point ago

So your an angry panda?

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[–]Paranoidexboyfriend 1 point2 points ago

that doesn't make it any better. Insecurity and possessiveness are a turn off regardless of sexual orientation.

[–]Dl33t 0 points1 point ago

You assume their douchebags just because they 'Liked' her pictures? But to be fair anyone who goes onto Facebook to scroll through pictures liking them is a fucking douche loser

[–]ruff0214 0 points1 point ago

when pandas attack

[–]Carevid 0 points1 point ago

ye... i know right..

[–]noface -2 points-1 points ago

Jesus. So you don't like your girlfriend having friends?

I can see this working out wonderfully. I also assume you are relatively young and immature too. One day you will realise that a girl having healthy friendships is better than the alternative. Dick.

[–]allcows 6 points7 points ago

Harsh... Not necessary. It's reddit and its under funny... It's just a joke and let's face it the panda is hilarious. So you need to chill the fuck out. You clearly cannot take a joke.

I mean, guys. THE PANDA THO.

[–]noface 0 points1 point ago

I simply don't think it is funny.

I don't regard it as a huge deal as most people are like this at some stage. It is quite an unhealthy sentiment though.

[–]allcows 1 point2 points ago

the panda tho..

[–]40ozofoe 1 point2 points ago

you're that guy

[–]tingtongnoodleboy 0 points1 point ago

that's a panda

[–]gyow 6 points7 points ago

Wow it is ! Good catch!

[–]apocalypse_panda 0 points1 point ago

I'm a fan of this gif.

[–]FUCKEAGAMES -2 points-1 points ago

I'm the same way

[–]HerpinWhenDerpin -2 points-1 points ago

Just you know why...