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[–]ChaosBeast 2158 points2159 points ago

You got off light. Wear gloves next time, genius.

[–]AnshinRevolt 1570 points1571 points ago

Gloves? You mean pussy mittens?

...No but seriously, this nigga needs to wear some concrete gloves.

[–]GayUniversity 606 points607 points ago

He's correct. Only gloves made of concrete can prevent these types of injuries.

[–]MagmaGuy 346 points347 points ago

Cover your hands with concrete

???

You are now protected from concrete damage.

[–]breakingbroken 56 points57 points ago

???

Profit

[–]newbzman 18 points19 points ago

18th rule of acquisition.

[–]lolsv 21 points22 points ago

A Ferengi without profit is no Feregni at all?

[–]newbzman 3 points4 points ago

You have the lobes for business!

[–]tankyoucomeagain 697 points698 points ago

*bitch mittens

[–]Accountability84 277 points278 points ago

*kitten mittons?

[–]nexisfan 158 points159 points ago

Kitten Mittons.

[–]franco821 128 points129 points ago

Hello! Charlie Kelly here! Local business owner, and Cat enthusiast!

[–]JimbobTheBuilder 95 points96 points ago

is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?

[–]fuck_your_dad 133 points134 points ago

[–]Agaggleofmeese 4 points5 points ago

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

[–]TheyCallMeSlender 46 points47 points ago

*pussy hands

[–]fuck_your_dad 164 points165 points ago

[–]Thepeoplesman 30 points31 points ago

Bit of a risky click

[–]aidan878 16 points17 points ago

Safe none the less.

[–]imtwelveandwhatsthis 4 points5 points ago

*God damn mafia

[–]Radico87 13 points14 points ago

Real men grip acid with their scrotum.

[–]bastard_thought 1 point2 points ago

You sound like a rower.

[–]Shanix 211 points212 points ago

GLOVES MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU WEAR THEM!?

[–]illshutupnow 255 points256 points ago

Spielberg_is_dead: [to Shanix] Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Apostolate, right? But-But I-I never got your...

Shanix: My name is Reddit, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.

Spielberg_is_dead: [rising] No, no, no. I just want you to know how – [Shanix motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Gloves. I-I-It...we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never...

[Shanix shoots Illshutupnow, Spielberg_is_dead recoils in horror]

Shanix: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. Do you wear Gloves?

Spielberg_is_dead: Gloves?

Shanix: [overturns the small table in the room] What company are you from?

Spielberg_is_dead: Gloves?

Shanix: "Gloves" ain't no company I ever heard of. They speak English at "Gloves"?

Spielberg_is_dead: Gloves?

Shanix: Gloves, motherfucker! Do you wear them?

Spielberg_is_dead: Yes.

Shanix: Then you know what I'm saying.

Spielberg_is_dead: Yes.

Shanix: Describe what Gloves look like.

Spielberg_is_dead: Gloves...?

Shanix: [points gun directly in Spielberg_is_dead's face] Say "gloves" again. Say "gloves" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "gloves" one more goddamn time.

Spielberg_is_dead: They-they're tan.

Shanix: Go on.

Spielberg_is_dead: They're made of leather.

Shanix: Do they make you look like a bitch?

Spielberg_is_dead: Gloves?

Shanix: [shoots Spielberg_is_dead in the shoulder; Spielberg_is_dead screams] DO...THEY...MAKE...YOU...LOOK...LIKE...A BITCH?!

Spielberg_is_dead: [in pain] No!

Shanix: Then why'd you try to lay concrete like a bitch, Spielberg_is_dead?

Spielberg_is_dead: [faintly] I didn't.

Shanix: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Spielberg_is_dead. You tried to lay concrete. And Gloves don't like to be left out of laying concrete except Sidewalks. You read the Bible, Spielberg_is_dead?

Spielberg_is_dead: [gasping for breath] Yes.

Shanix: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Luke 6:47? "Whosoever comes to me, and hears my sayings, and does them, I will show you to whom he is like: He is like a man who built a house, and dug deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock. [begins pacing about the room] But he that hears, and does not, is like a man that without a foundation built a house upon the earth; against which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it fell;... [pulls out his gun and aims it at Spielberg_is_dead] ...and the ruin of that house was great.

[Spielberg_is_dead shrieks in horror as Shanix and Apostolate shoot him repeatedly]

[–]Spielberg_is_dead[S] 22 points23 points ago

Literally in tears laughing. Thank you for this.

[–]illshutupnow 5 points6 points ago

My pleasure. I figured if I killed you, I'd have to die too.

[–]Shanix 22 points23 points ago

Quite possibly the best thing I read all day. Laughed my ass off by the end of it. Bravo sir, Bravo!

[–]illshutupnow 14 points15 points ago

Thx. It took a little research, but I couldn't resist. I just fixed the bible quote at the end

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 2 points3 points ago

Well it doesn't look like it.

[–]Praise_Jewish_Allah 21 points22 points ago

Wait... I worked with concrete in my backyard this summer and this type of problem never arose... Are industrial and commercial concrete different?

[–]cptkronikman 34 points35 points ago

CEO of Blethen Construction here. It just depends on the job, there are definitely different types of concrete (usually by adding a few extra/different ingredients) but the sole factor is not between commercial/industrial.

[–]Praise_Jewish_Allah 13 points14 points ago

That's interesting, what ingredient caused the OP's hand to end up like that?

[–]mikel81 76 points77 points ago

Lime.

[–]sydnius 64 points65 points ago

OH- is a harsh mistress.

[–]PharmerRob 61 points62 points ago

H3O+, here, don't talk about my girlfriend like that.

[–]cwalton505 30 points31 points ago

Well you guys always interact violently

[–]PharmerRob 43 points44 points ago

I know. It's just.... We have chemistry.

[–]cwalton505 26 points27 points ago

More like an unstable bond at best

[–]immijimmi 4 points5 points ago

I'll bet she's always stealing your loose proton though, right?

You two having a lot of fights? Maybe leaving you with less energy than you previously had?

Trying to change your behavior?

Always flirting with people who repulse you?

[–]Fatumsch 37 points38 points ago

Lye.

[–]marshmallowperson 11 points12 points ago

You've just been waiting all your life to say that, ain't you, Fatumsch. I bet you was born hoping that one day someone'd say "That's lime" so you could say "lye" on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.

[–]Fatumsch 24 points25 points ago

I would like to thank all the people that help make this happen.

[–]dweebcentric 5 points6 points ago

god bless you, my son.

[–]cpnHindsight 402 points403 points ago

That's some concrete advice right there.

[–]olaf_from_norweden 116 points117 points ago

I can definitely see what cement.

[–]davebawx 111 points112 points ago

But really OP is the one asphalt here.

[–]JoelQ 86 points87 points ago

No he's not, there's no foundation for that.

[–]Vault-tecPR 76 points77 points ago

He sure paved the way for those injuries by not wearing gloves, though.

[–]BeTheMonocle 52 points53 points ago

I can't believe you just road that.

[–]diegodlv 19 points20 points ago

I hate you all.

[–]skyskimmer12 19 points20 points ago

Hahaha, some people may take this pun thread for granite.

[–]happytime1711 8 points9 points ago

Everybody wants a little piece of the limelight.

[–]FourOneThree 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't care less if I herd Mortar less of these puns really.

[–]theOptimusPrimeRib 11 points12 points ago

This is a solid pun thread.

[–]YarrrMatey 13 points14 points ago

Tar you serious?

[–]Mike_Aurand 5 points6 points ago

There's no need to be a brick about it, JoelQ.

[–]dubstepdinosaur 115 points116 points ago

This also isn't just from one day, many of those wounds are healing. That doesn't happen in a few hours.

[–]Moglizorz 49 points50 points ago

He didn't say he done it today, it coulda been a week ago.

[–]n8yn78n780g80g0u7h90 30 points31 points ago

i usually do concrete with no gloves.... Your hands get used to the caustic action very quick...... Usually you don't stick your hands in concrete, but occasionally you do in tight spaces to pack it in...... OP probably got those hands from mixing concrete with a shovel and then strangely using his hands to spread it out..... No wacking off for a few weeks for him.

[–]Spielberg_is_dead[S] 13 points14 points ago

Nope, I have an electric mixer to mix 80lbs at a time. I only did about 20 each time and I rinsed my hands off between making it. I really think I tore the skin right off from the abrasion but everyone else is saying concrete burn. I dunno...all I know is that I'm gonna be sleeping with socks on my hands for the next week so I don't get neosporin all over my wife and the bed.

[–]MeEvilBob 4 points5 points ago

It's the lime in the concrete that causes the burns. Once the lime gets wet it generates heat as part of the chemical reaction that causes the mixture to harden. That heat can be hot enough for severe burns. Also, when handling dry concrete before mixing (like when dumping it from the bag), if you get the lime on your skin it can react with the sweat and start causing burns. My best guess from the picture is that you probably softened up the skin with the heat burns and tore the skin with abrasion, both things still could easily have been avoided with even the cheapest work gloves.

[–]jeddandbreakfast 13 points14 points ago

Where the fuck are that dudes bitch mittens?

[–]braveally 343 points344 points ago

Wasn't aware concrete could eat through flesh. Or did this happen after removing dried concrete from your hands? Did you not use gloves?

[–]Spielberg_is_dead[S] 402 points403 points ago

I wasn't aware that they made gloves specifically for spreading concrete until after the fact. Apparently they're rubber on the outside and soft on the inside. This was from parging a chimney with my bare hands. I assume concrete burns mixed with abrasion from the chimney. It was pretty cold when I was working so I couldn't feel my hands much.

[–]gman96734 722 points723 points ago

with my bare hands

Well there's your problem.

[–]halmut 197 points198 points ago

Heh.

Bear hands.

Roar.

[–]cpnHindsight 236 points237 points ago

You think this is funny?

[–]bagada 124 points125 points ago

[–]pgfpo 31 points32 points ago

Fur sure.

[–]DennisTheSkull 13 points14 points ago

Lookin' straight grizzly

[–]bryanisbored 0 points1 point ago

hey whatsup

[–]silentkill144 4 points5 points ago

[–]whiskeybob11 80 points81 points ago

Parging with bare hands; you are crazy. It might have helped to soak your hands in orange juice or lemon juice to neutralize the alkaline solution. You can get PVC gloves at the dollar store that will protect you hands just fine.

Edit: changed the word "lime".

[–]Kriegenstein 18 points19 points ago

Lye (or potash), not lime causes the problem, no?

[–]compstomper 36 points37 points ago

doesn't matter. lye (sodium hydroxide) and lime (calcium oxide which can become calcium hydroxide) are strong bases

[–]TheDudeFromOther 6 points7 points ago

Can't answer your question, but I believe that lime is caustic as well.

[–]fuckyoubarry 0 points1 point ago

Nope, concrete will fuck your shit right up. It's a base and it sucks all the moisture out of whatever it's on. Also it's abrasive and I never go used to the sound/texture of metal scraping concrete off wood. Yucky stuff.

[–]prunk 27 points28 points ago

Concrete powder is basic and won't fully neutralize until it's completely set. So while still liquid or fluid the concrete can give you a base burn. Base as in opposite to acid. To fix this afterwards don't use soap but a diluted vinegar and water wash to clean things out. But seriously, gloves.

[–]but_luckerrr 24 points25 points ago

Listen to me. You can run water over your hand to make it worse, or, look at me. Or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn.

[–]varukasalt 14 points15 points ago

I've literally had my bare hands in concrete all day, many times and never gotten anything like OP's damage. The alkalinity doesn't burn your skin, it will dry the heck out of it though. OP's damage is from abrasion. He wet sanded his skin off.

[–]British_Monkey 62 points63 points ago

Always do a bit of research next time. There are a lot of things in construction that can seriously hurt your health. People go do DIY and expose themselves to silly risks IE asbestos, silica, glues, paints, cleaning chemical, hard wood dust. All of these are capable of doing you serious harm.

I work in occupational health, its absolutely tragic how many people kill, hurt, maim themselves through ignorance.

[–]the_miners 25 points26 points ago

I do civil defense work -- a lot of construction defense, too. In 90% of the cases I work on, my first reaction is, "He did what??"

[–]ricodued 6 points7 points ago

Oh, like a lawyer? Not the traditional Cold War-era sense of the phrase "Civil Defense"?

[–]kusanagiseed 31 points32 points ago

Wet concrete is highly alkaline and must be handled with proper protective equipment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete

[–]mahuzair 6 points7 points ago

Due to the lime mixed with other ingredients, concrete not just burns chemically like acid, but has an exothermic reaction, giving off heat as it dries, so it burns you with heat also.

[–]gcurtis79 19 points20 points ago

It's an alkaline reaction. He has a sensitivity to it. See this Wiki article

I know several concrete contractors that have reactions to it. One of them has employees that think it's funny to dump a handful of wet concrete down his boots. This usually results in the employee getting to face-plant in the mud...

also dubstepdinosaur; this is several days after, yes, but could very reasonably be from just one days work.

[–]ApocalypseThen 56 points57 points ago

Most people have a sensitivity to highly caustic chemicals

EDIT: spelling

[–]CVENmsGEOL 2 points3 points ago

This. Who in Earth would go "naked" onto pH 13 ?

[–]ZeMilkman 9 points10 points ago

I don't know. If I had employees like that I'd fire them and "accidentally" address their notice, including the reason to their spouses.

I mean I am all for fun but attempting to give me a caustic burn and destroying a pair of boots in the process is past the acceptable

[–]ReasonReader 2 points3 points ago

employees that think it's funny to dump a handful of wet concrete down his boots

Anyone pulling that shit on a job site should be fired immediately.

[–]another-generic-user 2 points3 points ago

There is lime in concrete, especially in the mixes used for parging chimneys like he was doing.

[–]mirthless_smirk 54 points55 points ago

It looks like your hands have gone moldy.. but seriously buy gloves and use them. I hate gloves too but I like my fingers more

[–]pgan91 13 points14 points ago

Unless of course, you're working with saws. In which case, gloves are the enemy. If your finger touches a saw, your reflex will kick in before you feel the pain, and you're left with a small cut. Your glove touches the saw, by the time you feel the pain, half your hand is gone.

[–]dickwolfe 517 points518 points ago

Gloves motherfucker, do you have them!?

[–]nhupress 105 points106 points ago

Hands after spreading concrete on his FIRST day.

[–]deltarob 155 points156 points ago

of ever doing any manual labour ever.

[–]MookieB307 7 points8 points ago

"You got soft hands, city hands. You've been counting money all your life." - Quint, Jaws

[–]DungbeetleBailey 10 points11 points ago

I was thinking his hands looked a little too soft.

[–]zumbza 5 points6 points ago

He should still get gloves, no matter what day it is.

[–]PrimeIntellect 2 points3 points ago

seriously, i wear gloves for fucking gardening, I can't imagine how dumb someone can be to decide to spread fucking concrete with their bare hands, what the hell.

[–]Taggertt 47 points48 points ago

Dude be careful, stuff like that can really mess you up

This girl lost her fingers to plaster of paris - link (BBC news link)

[–]Aleatoricism 29 points30 points ago

Note to self: Plaster of Paris is now scary.

[–]dweebcentric 17 points18 points ago

That's Plaster of Freedom to you!

[–]Tildryn 21 points22 points ago

The article's all sympathetic, but holy shit that girl is an idiot. Teacher tells me to imprint my hands in some clay to make a mold, then pour the plaster into the mold? Better dip my hands straight into this bucket of plaster.

[–]montagv3 15 points16 points ago

It is understood the mixture began to solidify within about 10 minutes and she soon realised she could not remove her hands.

"The student's hands were literally being burnt as the plaster was setting around them," Miss Anderson said.

Ten minutes? She sat there for ten minutes until it hardened and the burning didn't tip her off?

"There was no way the student could or should have known of the catastrophic consequences."

What the fuck is a teacher for? "Ok class, Today we are going to be playing with dangerous chemicals, try not to confuse the clay with the plaster or you'll loose your hands."

There's so much stupid I can't even.

[–]Matt3k 3 points4 points ago

Apparently the process of setting is a exothermic chemical reaction, so by the time is started getting hot it was already too hard to remove her hands. I did not know that!

Still seems like they could have done something with water or ice cubes or smashing the entire cast on the floor. Crazy.

[–]HP_Sauce 2 points3 points ago

And leave them there for 10 minutes.

[–]bsrg 2 points3 points ago

Wow, and that's after surgeries?

[–]BobeHarvard 83 points84 points ago

I did masonry for a couple years. After a long week of work my fingers would look like this. It sucks.

[–]Spielberg_is_dead[S] 38 points39 points ago

Unfortunately, I didn't find my inner handyman till recently so I am still building up my calluses. I expect that once my hands transition from geek hands to man hands, this won't be as much of an issue.

[–]serealport 225 points226 points ago

dosent matter if your hands are calloused, chemicals will still mess you up

[–]Spielberg_is_dead[S] 99 points100 points ago

Quite true. Gloves it is.

[–]open_ur_mind 34 points35 points ago

Make sure you wear proper boots if you plan to pour concrete as well. If it gets down into your boot your feet will get messed up pretty bad.

Edit: Just rubber boots that go over your regular boots should work just fine. Didn't mean to imply that you had to get a specific specialty boot. Just use slip-on rubbers.

[–]cly0n5 10 points11 points ago

and wear proper trousers. if you kneel and it soaks through you better enjoy peeling denim cemented into you knee caps

[–]steviesteveo12 9 points10 points ago

You are not the first person to recommend I use slip-on rubbers.

[–]FNGPete 21 points22 points ago

Inner callouses are more important. That's why I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning. I don't even use milk.

[–]Jakooboo 18 points19 points ago

Mr. Ratburn?

[–]fixmenow 49 points50 points ago

I knew a guy who had concrete get in his boots when they were pouring it and it just ate his feet up. It was worse than 3rd degree burns or some such. Keep ointment on your hands.

edit: derp.

[–]Chabunaby 40 points41 points ago

I worked with a guy one winter, pouring slabs. One day his feet got cold, so being a bright guy, he figured cement produces warmth as it sets, so I'll take of my boots and socks and dip them in cement. His feet were so "burnt" and blistered he had to take time off work. Some people....

[–]fixmenow 33 points34 points ago

He's lucky he didn't lose his feet. Jeeze. What a brilliant idea.

[–]russianout 15 points16 points ago

My old neighbor (a boat motor mechanic from Wisconsin) must have been in his 60's when he helped pour a foundation in the countryside. He shucked his shoes, rolled up his pants and waded right in. He was on crutches for quite a spell afterward. I didn't think someone could be that old and not know.

[–]molonlabe88 15 points16 points ago

Spreading concrete with your bare hands? The lime in concerte will mess you up. They also make tools you can use, trowels, shovels, etc...

[–]chunk337 26 points27 points ago

they're alkali burns. never let concrete/cement sit on your skin. i pour concrete every day for 10 yrs and i dont wear gloves. i never get burns. just keep your damn hands or any skin out of it! if it gets on you, wash it off within a minute or so.

[–]xICatopunIx 12 points13 points ago

Jesus Christ... If only they had some protective layer of clothing to cover your hands to help guard against this type of damage.

[–]IanS16 12 points13 points ago

I'm trying to find a video that I saw during a health and safety induction where a bloke was laying concrete without waterproof boots (wading round in it) and he got poisoned and had to have his legs amputated. I know nothing like a few burns on your hand but concrete is nasty stuff. I'll carry on looking for the video, it's pretty shocking.

edit: Heres the story from the HSE (UK): A UK worker lost a leg after he suffered horrific cement burns from laying a floor. Having spent a whole morning kneeling in the cement, his jeans became soaked with a mixture of cement and water. When he finished the job and removed his jeans, he found that his legs had been burned by the chemicals in the cement. In places he could see to the bone. Despite receiving specialist treatment at a burns unit, his right leg had to be amputated.

[–]bashturn 36 points37 points ago

Reminds me of the time I discovered internet porn

[–]NotAnAmbulanceDriver 6 points7 points ago

I was waiting for someone to mention masterbation

[–]zuka_zanamee 7 points8 points ago

Get yourself some Kevlar gloves my good man! they don't prohibit your hands movement and keep them safe.

[–]4JawChuck 7 points8 points ago

Always keep a gallon of vinegar on hand, it will neutralize the lime and prevent the chemical burn.

[–]Chloride 4 points5 points ago

Not a clever man are you?

[–]ErusNox 34 points35 points ago

As a concrete worker for the last 14 years, I can honestly say that you're one of the unlucky ones. I've never worn gloves for the exact reasons the OP ighlighted, yet have never had this issue. Certain people react more violently to wet concrete than do others. We once had an entire mix spill out. I got soaked from the bellybutton down, and another guy got a bit on his leg. I had zero reaction, and he needed 2 weeks to recover from a chemical burn down his leg.

[–]300C 12 points13 points ago

I still work doing foundations/basements/driveways/footings, and I come into contact with cconcrete on an almost daily basis. It gets in my hair, on my face, my hands, my legs and nothing like this has ever happened to me. I might be somewhat lucky

[–]midgetparty 2 points3 points ago

Ditto. And all of the other concrete side-job doing friends I have also. But it would dry out my face something fierce if it ever stayed on like... over twenty minutes-ish.

[–]jackruby1123 17 points18 points ago

Im gonna say that concrete worker should maybe reconsider his life choices.

[–]Room16 5 points6 points ago

[–]whiskeydreamkathleen 5 points6 points ago

I heard about a guy who lived out in the middle of nowhere and was kind of a crazy old man so he didn't trust doctors so when he broke his leg, he made himself a concrete cast. When he finally went to the hospital and took it off, his entire leg was burned and eaten at like this. Sick.

[–]Manny_Banany 2 points3 points ago

Why is this in WTF? Is it WTF? Because you've never done anything that involves labor so you have softer hands than a baby or because you've never heard of gloves.

[–]dtech911 7 points8 points ago

That's why I got into IT.

[–]nomoreftknox 22 points23 points ago

You are a fucking idiot...

[–]TheButcherr 3 points4 points ago

As a carpenter/handyman I seen this happen often, but only on people new to the business. Calluses and worn hands provide a natural barrier for those who work labor, combined with the knowledge to use mostly tools and wash your hands whenever directly handling concrete. Good Luck champ, it will be better before long - lotion, lotion, lotion. I'm sure you have plenty by that box of tissues

[–]hobes88 1 point2 points ago

I can tell by looking at your hands that you are not used to manual labour, you have no callouses, and your hands look fairly soft, while having tougher hands wouldn't stop you getting chemical burns, if you had more experience you'd know to wear gloves and that the when cement mixes with water the chemical reaction creates a lot of heat.

Be careful if you're ever working with lime too, I work with two guys who were pouring a concrete floor with a lot of lime in the mix, they both got it in their boots and didn't notice the burns. When they took off their socks the skin from their feet came off with them, they both needed serious skin grafts and were out of work for months.

[–]acr2001 3 points4 points ago

Better late than never: Cement, the principal ingredient in concrete is CAUSTIC TO YOUR SKIN! That combined with the friction of spreading it with your bare hands leads to those very nice (Stage 2, maybe even a stage 3?) ulcers to your hands.

[–]SwarlsBarkley 2 points3 points ago

Only pressure ulcers are staged. Common mistake.

[–]jlamb26 3 points4 points ago

You got city hands. Soft from counting money.

[–]NueDumaz 3 points4 points ago

Dude. Can you say "gloves"?
Let me spell it :
G
L
O
V
E

Glove. You put it on your hand for protection, like a sock only it's for your hands. They are a good thing.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 14 points15 points ago

one word: Gloves!

[–]Kollarism 26 points27 points ago

That's 3 words. You could have just said gloves

[–]elinicholes 5 points6 points ago

You didn't do it right...

[–]ApplesBananasRhinoc 4 points5 points ago

This is what happens when you don't pay attention in chemistry class.

[–]Betrivent 4 points5 points ago

Protip: Concrete is caustic

[–]EscherTheLizard 5 points6 points ago

[–]l_one 5 points6 points ago

Concrete has Sodium Hydroxide (Lye)(see edit below) as one of the chemical components.

Lye is very alkalotic and will produce chemical burns - these burns will often be more serious than an acid burn (of equal difference from a pH of 7).

While acid burns produce coagulation which limits the depth of the burn, alkali burns produce liquefaction necrosis which allows the alkali to continue to penetrate deeper into tissue and continue the chemical burning process.

You might want to go to the hospital. Even if you are no longer in pain (not uncommon for alkali burns) the tissues of your hand could still be getting damaged.

-Paramedic.

Edit: Was incorrect about Lye being the alkaline ingredient in concrete (thank you SXEatPSU) - rather it contains Lime (Calcium Oxide). Relevant wiki article sections on Concrete and Cement. Please be advised the alkali chemical burn issue still applies.

[–]SXEatPSU 4 points5 points ago

Concrete has lime in it, not lye. Lime is calcium oxide. In water, it hydrates into calcium hydroxide, releasing heat. So, while the rest of your post is right, lye is used in the manufacture of soap. Lime is in concrete.

-Kid who took a high school chemistry course.

[–]l_one 4 points5 points ago

Fact-checked, confirmed I was incorrect, and edited for accuracy.

Thank you, and have an upvote.

[–]MannyUnstoppable 2 points3 points ago

Concrete burns.

[–]_man_bear_pig 1 point2 points ago

Strangely similar to my hand after a day of fapping

[–]Briareous 0 points1 point ago

Put some lotion on that ish brah

[–]deathlooksbad 0 points1 point ago

The burn by your thumb reminds me of a fish.

[–]thebigtwig 2 points3 points ago

That looks like the time when everyone in my house was gone for the weekend except me.

[–]campingninja 2 points3 points ago

You are doing it wrong.

[–]Gogo_McSprinkles 2 points3 points ago

I think it's easier to spread BEFORE it dries.

[–]uRabbit 0 points1 point ago

Ugh... I think there's this thing called the Department of Labor (maybe the CDC) that requires employers to provide workers with appropriate safety gear...

[–]crushcrushcrush 1 point2 points ago

damn boy that your first time workin outside of a cushy office?

[–]shitsfuckedupalot 2 points3 points ago

oh god dude wear some fucking gloves

[–]13thmurder 2 points3 points ago

at any point during your day spreading concrete were you bitten by a rotting incoherent person, or perhaps petting a raccoon who had leprocy?

[–]VictusNex 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck were you doing?! I lay concrete every goddamned week doing my goddamned job and that NEVER happens! Wear safety equipment and don't be proud of spreading concrete like a moron!

[–]Mojo_Nixon 0 points1 point ago

Wear gloves next time, you dumb fuck. It only warns you like 4 times on every bag of concrete that this will happen if you don't wear gloves.

[–]admils 2 points3 points ago

You did it wrong

[–]shoeninja 2 points3 points ago

I know this is late and you might not see it but take care of that. Had something similar happen and it turned into a nasty staph infection.

[–]__Red_Foreman 3 points4 points ago

The word "gloves" has, at this point, been used over 70 times in this thread. I think he gets it, fellas.

[–]Zilmo 5 points6 points ago

Gloves, you moron.

[–]sanjosexysax 3 points4 points ago

Ever heard of work gloves? ...newbie

[–]irapedmspacman 0 points1 point ago

And thats why your supposed to wear gloves

[–]sloppyjoes7 4 points5 points ago

My supposed to wear gloves what?

[–]civilian11214 2 points3 points ago

Wear gloves, ya jackass.

[–]FiL-dUbz 2 points3 points ago

I worked concrete for one day. The team was filled with the best central american workers in D.C., these guys condensed 8-10 hour days into 5. They worked hard as all hell and didn't stop once for a break, water, or a anything that would not be involved with throwing concrete. We poured, moved and graded a huge floor 3 feet thick that would later dry out to become a parking garage level.

The worst part was having to balance yourself on the rebar underneath while inside of the fresh concrete. Dude with the huge vibrator to take out any air pockets would come by and throw concrete chunks everywhere when he would bring the tool up out of the concrete. Also, the crane would drop in the concrete, and when it would lift off, chunks of concrete would fall everywhere. We had hard hats on, but still, at 90 ft up an falling chunks of concrete coming down, that shit would hurt.

Hazards are everywhere when it comes to pouring concrete on a mass scale. I lost my glove and almost my arm when I fell in the first out 20 times.

[–]bob_saget_dagnammit 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you should smooth the concrete BEFORE it hardens. Just a thought.

[–]Spielberg_is_dead[S] 0 points1 point ago

I know it could be gore, but the reaction from everyone who has seen it has been wtf

[–]Mosz 12 points13 points ago

chemical burns? from the concrete or something else?

[–]MantheDam 29 points30 points ago

Contact dermatitis and burns from the chemicals. If you're doing this sort of work, wear the proper personal protective equipment!

[–]skwaa 10 points11 points ago

Concrete burns are no joke, just google it. Also you should probably get that checked out.

[–]Shadowheim 9 points10 points ago

...just google it.

Don't.

[–]Facehammer 5 points6 points ago

ARGH JESUS FUCK

[–]n3onfx 5 points6 points ago

Blink a couple times to flush it out, tis but a fucking hole in your eye.

[–]pepperspickled 1 point2 points ago

You have some lava in there.

[–]ResoL101 0 points1 point ago

I always hated those GD foundation forms.

[–]UnperfectMe -1 points0 points ago

Noooooooo!

[–]slackerx2288 -1 points0 points ago

Wow. I know that feel dude...

[–]dredawg -1 points0 points ago

After your first day yea, but give it time, your hands will be as tough as concrete.

[–]tarellel -1 points0 points ago

It adds character

[–]ItamiOzanare 1 point2 points ago

Use a trowel next time and not your palms.

[–]Lampshade_Seven 1 point2 points ago

Should've worn PPE.

[–]i_cant_draw_for_shit 1 point2 points ago

Concrete is very alkaline, thats why you wear gloves. you got off easy.

[–]navan12 1 point2 points ago

Yea concrete can burn your skin

[–]pistasje -1 points0 points ago

Yes..."spreading concrete"

[–]spartan4333 -1 points0 points ago

Day 1: I have become intimate with the concrete, the concrete suspects nothing.

[–]DemoFly 1 point2 points ago

Whatever you do, don't cry workers comp for that. It might get you fired because you chose to not wear gloves.

[–]sme00 -1 points0 points ago

Spreading concrete for science i'm sure...

[–]Zow -1 points0 points ago

just keep a 3 gallon bucket of water around and wash your hands everyone once and awhile so you don't get those concrete burns

[–]Sgt_45Bravo -1 points0 points ago

Samuel L. Jackson voice: "Work gloves motherfucker. Have you heard of them?"