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[–]cream_of_justice 1566 points1567 points ago

His daughter looks like a troll doll.

[–]Bloodleaf 226 points227 points ago

It's hard to see that she is crouching so it looks like she has short legs and a really big head with a haircut that's not doing her any favors.

[–]wepa 55 points56 points ago

The hairdo was the dad's idea.

[–]mookama 23 points24 points ago

Oh god, thank you! I thought she had some kind of defect or something.

[–]Jinh0o 16 points17 points ago

LOL HOLY SHIT I thought she was just one of them munchkin peoples. Had to zoom in to see that

[–]LogicallyFallacious 648 points649 points ago

A troll doll that will rip through you with molten lead and then poop and giggle.

[–]LouisianaBob 409 points410 points ago

so a troll doll

[–]Tranzlater 68 points69 points ago

As a troll doll, I can confirm that I poop, giggle, and rip through people with molten lead.

[–]ilurveturtles 14 points15 points ago

Oh cool you should do an ama.

[–]workitselfoutfine 19 points20 points ago

Usually that costs extra.

[–]reckLesss 151 points152 points ago

Now she does..

[–]kba334 48 points49 points ago

Katy Perry?

[–]Vixolus 28 points29 points ago

White Nicki Minaj?

[–]The_Painted_Man 13 points14 points ago

Nicki Minaj is black?

[–]fairwayks 382 points383 points ago

Looks like Honey Boom Boom.

[–]WeSC 170 points171 points ago

Shh. Don't give TLC new ideas.

[–]LouisianaBob 81 points82 points ago

nah, the military channel's new reality series.

[–]Kritical02 56 points57 points ago

Narrated by R. Lee Ermey?

[–]CommanderCooper 96 points97 points ago

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, CUTIE PIE?"

[–]FNGPete 66 points67 points ago

YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF TYKE THAT WOULD PLAY WITH A MANS PLAY-DOH AND NOT HAVE GOD DAMN COMMON DECENCY TO PUT THE LID BACK ON WHEN YOUR THROUGH.

[–]galileofan 55 points56 points ago

[–]LettersFromTheSky 8 points9 points ago

Lt. Colon - too many MREs.

[–]fetchingTurtle 13 points14 points ago

"Ill holla for a Depleted Uranium Round"

[–]branierfan 0 points1 point ago

Sent from the future to destroy humanity's only hope..

[–]borkborkbork99 104 points105 points ago

Cindy Loo Hoo!

[–]PeoriaSucks 125 points126 points ago

This year, Cindy Loo vowed she would be ready when the Grinch came calling.

[–]chijourno 178 points179 points ago

All the Whos down in Whoville, the tall and the small Were cut down in seconds by a tiny troll doll.

[–]Mozzarella_FoxFire 17 points18 points ago

That is as hilarious as it is sad.

[–]xampl9 6 points7 points ago

{movie announcer voice} In a town that was being terrorized, one little girl vowed to make a difference. Little Cindy Loo is the Whoinator.

[–]galileofan 13 points14 points ago

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 42 points43 points ago

Cindy Lou Who*

[–]lexilouwho 5 points6 points ago

My namesake!! :)

[–]MesPetitesSweets 18 points19 points ago

Does looking like a Cabbage Patch kid count? If so, then yes, she absolutely looks like a troll.

[–]lethargicwalrus 35 points36 points ago

Violentacrez : the early years.

[–]oldsecondhand 5 points6 points ago

Don't feed her after midnight!

[–]Nine_Tails 6 points7 points ago

Reminded me of some kind of Dr. Seuss character.

[–]RealBean 8 points9 points ago

Haunting.

[–]Mr_A 1 point2 points ago

[–]iGiveWomenOrgasms_jk 263 points264 points ago

I'm hoping the father of this child never happens to cross this thread

[–]rach11 112 points113 points ago

I've never had it happen but I'm pretty sure I'd be pissed off at any of my friends if they took one of my private pictures (meant to only be shown to friends and family) and posted it on reddit for thousands of people to judge. If you ask permission that's fine and I probably shouldn't be putting up photos I'm ashamed of but still... "though it deserved better" gag

[–]Xtravity 186 points187 points ago

[–]Heimdall2061 93 points94 points ago

Today we're going on a field trip.

To Poland.

[–]thecoffee 30 points31 points ago

We were invited.

Punch was served.

[–]Logical_Conclusion_ 62 points63 points ago

eagle screech

[–]Konryou 30 points31 points ago

Fun fact, the screech typically associated with the bald eagle is actually that of the red-tailed hawk. The bald eagle sounds like this.

[–]smeegy 0 points1 point ago

Damn you! I was about to post this same thing.

[–]JakJakAttacks 37 points38 points ago

I'm horrified and amused at the same time.

[–]theman838 56 points57 points ago

The ammo in the background is Soviet surplus.

[–]kz_ 10 points11 points ago

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice.

[–]kuatsimoto 10 points11 points ago

[–]opoipo 5 points6 points ago

Needs this music

[–]morphius501 423 points424 points ago

Yah but no but ya but no but ya but no but http://i.imgur.com/6qi65.jpg

[–]WitchHunterNL 87 points88 points ago

It's Vicky from Little Britain in case anyone was wondering

[–]Pickledsoul 54 points55 points ago

Oh my God! I sooo can't believe you just said that!

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[–]HankHillWearingACape 2 points3 points ago

This is WELL sexual harassment.

[–]ONXwat 5 points6 points ago

Knew the show, forgot the name. thanks.

[–]MrBucket 14 points15 points ago

Spot on

[–]Vouk73 727 points728 points ago

That is a weird looking kid...

[–]notjasonlee 223 points224 points ago

hair style doesn't help, that's for sure.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 167 points168 points ago

That kid ain't right.

[–]Sovietfunion 69 points70 points ago

I tell ya whut

[–]Fivelon 48 points49 points ago

got dangit bobby

[–]super_INEK 65 points66 points ago

It has three legs and a long ass nose.

[–]SmokeyDBear 8 points9 points ago

Don't forget the shoulder thing that goes up.

[–]iTimmeh 25 points26 points ago

She's squatting

[–]Vouk73 18 points19 points ago

If only I were talking about her pose...

[–]NWVoS 3 points4 points ago

It's more her face than anything.

[–]Canarka 24 points25 points ago

And by weird you mean ugly right?

[–]Vouk73 20 points21 points ago

Shhh, the truth has no place when it's about kids.

[–]Mountainatious 93 points94 points ago

If the Grinch didn't give their gifts back.

[–]LTshrink 32 points33 points ago

I also thought she looked rather Cindy Lou who-ish

[–]Sand_Coffin 9 points10 points ago

I'm Cindy Lou Who, and imma cap anyone who messes with MY Christmas spirit.

[–]red321red321 11 points12 points ago

And what happened then...? Well...in Who-ville they say that Cindy Lou Who shot up the Grinch on that day! And then the true meaning of vengeance came through, and the Grinch was lit up with ten hollow points...plus two.

[–]Thisisacoolname 198 points199 points ago

ITT: People calling a little girl ugly.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 63 points64 points ago

Reddit doesn't discriminate; anyone and anything is fair game.

[–]GreatName 22 points23 points ago

Except fat girls. Then you should be ashamed of yourself.

[–]vanailwood 58 points59 points ago

Kid looks like the "I Love Bunnies" girl.

http://imgur.com/5bZru

[–]mulvahlok 7 points8 points ago

I read that as "I LOVE FUCKING BUNNIES"

Either way, the picture still works.

[–]MillsonWillson[!] 92 points93 points ago

[–]pizooozooo 54 points55 points ago

What kind of friend posts pictures of someone's child in a public forum?

[–]Llewdin 38 points39 points ago

A shitty one.

If I found out ANYONE posted pics of my kids in the same manner they would get their ass handed to them.

Anything for karma in some peoples eyes, I guess.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 299 points300 points ago

[–]Berserk1234 54 points55 points ago

Dat recoil

[–]JerryMau5 32 points33 points ago

Relevant (NSFW)

[–]MasterfulModest 27 points28 points ago

[–]lethargicwalrus 30 points31 points ago

Why did you add the helmet?

[–]ZombieFro 188 points189 points ago

Safety first.

[–]alpha69 7 points8 points ago

Hopefully that hair is just for karma and the poor girl doesn't have to go around like that.

[–]abhorson 20 points21 points ago

I thought she was pretty cute...

[–]thiscnidocyte 0 points1 point ago

Me toooo! So very cute. I giggled like a dumbass.

[–]soetual 7 points8 points ago

It's Tank Girl's apprentice

[–]mr_daemon 0 points1 point ago

Go to comments

c-f tank girl

Well done, sir.

[–]JuniorJedi 133 points134 points ago

Kony2012

[–]im_a_zombie 35 points36 points ago

Never forget

[–]Anwallace 61 points62 points ago

Too bad everyone did forget

[–]KnightBlue 16 points17 points ago

Until JuniorJedi brought it back up again.

[–]nursecakes 248 points249 points ago

Does she have some kind of genetic abnormality? Just curious, her face is a little off.

[–]sadf 91 points92 points ago

Yes, I believe she has the genetic abnormality of smiling and being a toddler

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 22 points23 points ago

Is there a cure?

That sounds horrible.

[–]Stoffmeister 102 points103 points ago

Not sure why you're being downvoted, I was thinking the same thing. There's something very off about this picture.

[–]miamistu 13 points14 points ago

Her knees are bent.

[–]nursecakes 38 points39 points ago

Yeah, it's not meant to be mean at all. I'm just honestly curious! I would never say anything disparaging about a little kid. It's a cute picture and all, I just wondered!

[–]TheFalseComing 58 points59 points ago

It's because she's kneeling I think, took me a while to work it out. Makes her head look massive in proportion to her body.

[–]NinjaNorris110 18 points19 points ago

Oh yeah! I thought she had really small legs until you pointed that out, thanks!

[–]heimdalsgate 39 points40 points ago

"I don't mean to be rude, but is you're kid retarded? She looks a little off."

[–]auzboo[S] 46 points47 points ago

No, just a funny picture. I have never met her, she looks really sweet thou.

[–]Bloodleaf 41 points42 points ago

It's hard to tell she is crouched in the image so it looks like she has really stumpy legs and a really big head.

[–]GaijinFoot 1 point2 points ago

It's because she's a bit fat.

[–]SoiledSatchel 47 points48 points ago

I'm not sure if that's a 3 year old or his daughter is an adult little person

[–]Bloodleaf 11 points12 points ago

She's crouching, also she has kinda a big head with a haircut that isn't doing her any favors.

[–]happygal34 4 points5 points ago

If look closely at the legs, you'll see they're really bent. Makes her look more normal.

[–]Avenger_ricky 26 points27 points ago

She looks like a cabbage patch kid

[–]CamelToaster 17 points18 points ago

If you didn't ask your friend for permission to post this.. Well that's just weird. Half of the comments are random people saying she looks funny. I know I wouldn't want someone that I thought was my friend to post a picture of my daughter to a site that just ends up criticizing her.

[–]Caesar8o1 18 points19 points ago

Must be this guy's daughter.

[–]Sitron 4 points5 points ago

'Murica

[–]ThBlkBlzr 8 points9 points ago

Let the photoshop begin...

[–]GaijinFoot 6 points7 points ago

No need.

[–]CopJonesStickitup 3 points4 points ago

"The babe with the power."

[–]IHateHumans 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of any multiplayer game ever.

[–]gcurtis79 5 points6 points ago

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 8 points9 points ago

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[–]bishagogo 7 points8 points ago

Your average Xbox Live COD player. If you look closely, you can make put her calling someone a newb.

[–]macnslaw 7 points8 points ago

This week on TLC: Toddlers and tri-pod machine guns,starring Honey boom-boom!

[–]Phyco_Boy 8 points9 points ago

First thing I thought was a caption saying "Honey Boo Boo, Im coming for you first."

[–]Pingping47 8 points9 points ago

Yeah I've played with a nerf gun that big before...she's not so special.

[–]crystalcastles 7 points8 points ago

I am excited for the subsequent photoshops.

[–]cheesefries 8 points9 points ago

I dunno man.. reading these comments makes me think I might have to move on from reddit. She's just a little girl with cheeks and a silly pony tail.

[–]virtyy 2 points3 points ago

Omg that fucking face is priceless.

[–]Nine_Tails 4 points5 points ago

It took me a LONG time to realize she was kneeling.

Edit: She's CROUCHING

[–]Fivelon 0 points1 point ago

"I got one! I got one!"

"That's great kid but don't get cocky!"

[–]youguysgonnamakeout 2 points3 points ago

"Yeah baby you're beating all the bad guys! Yaaa look atcha!- Wait baby? No no no don't touch tha- that's a trigger bab-SWEET FUCK BABY NO-"

[–]wisdom187 3 points4 points ago

Does your friend happen to live in Massachusetts?

[–]Narwhail0r 3 points4 points ago

It took me a while to realize she is actually crouching down.

[–]Hellakittehs 3 points4 points ago

Fenga pappit.

[–]Veos 3 points4 points ago

It's all fun and games until you fuck up the headspace and timing.

[–]rayrayravona 3 points4 points ago

I didn't realize her knees were bent at first, and I was really confused.

[–]bbbbbtony[!] 1 point2 points ago

I bet she didn't get the headspace and timing right at all.

[–]triforce_of_awesome 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks she looks like a normal little girl? Yes? Ok I'll shut up now...

[–]radii314 15 points16 points ago

how do we explain the South to foreigners ?

[–]samx3i 6 points7 points ago

Letting them secede would've been a nice start.

[–]Lucasnissa 94 points95 points ago

Can she count to potato?

[–]Immediate_Reaction 21 points22 points ago

this is one of the more fucked up comments near the top

[–]CodeOfKonami 4 points5 points ago

Ma Deuce.

[–]EmKayEll 5 points6 points ago

Her hair!!! I die!

[–]imclone 18 points19 points ago

I know I cant be the only one who thinks she looks like the clown in spawn

http://imgur.com/e0Jgj

[–]verch101 9 points10 points ago

Texas, 'fuck yea'

[–]honglath 32 points33 points ago

Daughter? That's a fucking gremlin!

[–]_plus_infinity_ 4 points5 points ago

I think she looks a lot like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

[–]seanblake 18 points19 points ago

'Murica.

[–]ShinyWisenheimer 2 points3 points ago

Pew pew pew

[–]rider_pride 5 points6 points ago

If you don't like it, you can geeeett out

[–]sperglord_manchild 13 points14 points ago

gonna guess your friend is over 300lbs and has a glorious neckbeard

[–]sanph 4 points5 points ago

The only guys I know that can afford to privately purchase pre-1986 .50 BMG machine guns are pretty fit from a life of hard work and making a lot of money at that hard work, and usually older (40-50's). Maybe there are young fatlord M2 owners with rich daddies but I've never met one.

[–]mumi1994 5 points6 points ago

'Merica

[–]JARocks94 7 points8 points ago

I don't believe I've ever been envious of a little girl before...

[–]poopfartpee 0 points1 point ago

My does your friends daughter have a big gun!

[–]ieatlotsofcakes 0 points1 point ago

She's a munchkin! I think her hair should be the new fashion!

[–]jamieflournoy 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing that gun is on a stand. Otherwise this might happen.

[–]SquirrelNutButz 0 points1 point ago

You were wrong in my eyes.

[–]just_want_to_upvote 2 points3 points ago

Now now daddy loves you.

[–]Pentagod -1 points0 points ago

Mal Deuce!

[–]BlackMoonDestiny 2 points3 points ago

:( Other kids have all the fun...

[–]Chrischn89 2 points3 points ago

We needed someone like her back in 'Nam!

[–]GertaRaus -1 points0 points ago

Loven the whale spout.

[–]Dollarama 2 points3 points ago

It looks like there is a tail on her head.

[–]SadGruffman 2 points3 points ago

Dat recoil.

[–]Shecallsmeceezy 2 points3 points ago

Tank Girl: The Beginning.

[–]RzK 2 points3 points ago

If people can submit pictures of their dog wearing a sign saying "I shit on the floor, give me karma" im sure this is Reddit worthy

[–]monkeybranch 0 points1 point ago

She could totally be Heavy's daughter from Team Fortress 2

[–]tylerbird 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure if you put any non-military person behind that gun, they would have the same expression.

[–]Hawkeye1226 2 points3 points ago

and most military personnel as well. big guns are always fun

[–]JustImpressive 2 points3 points ago

I love your friend's daughter and I haven't even met her.

[–]Xeibra 2 points3 points ago

i cant remember the last time i looked that excited

[–]MajorTroller 0 points1 point ago

HI OFFICER, IS THERE A PROBLEM?

[–]ryko25 0 points1 point ago

in /r/funny? really?

[–]PinkPuff 2 points3 points ago

Just going to take a wild stab and say that they are American.

[–]Hawkeye1226 2 points3 points ago

one of the only countries where you can still own a heavy machine gun! and yet, no crimes committed with heavy machine guns either. strange

[–]Anergyne 2 points3 points ago

General Cosgrove approves.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 2 points3 points ago

Anyone who doesn't give his daughter a .50Cal by the time she's 2 isn't fit to be a parent.

[–]Taurox 0 points1 point ago

Your friend has ugly children and bad genes.

[–]NoahsArcade84 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if Good Morning America will blast this picture all over the country, asking if this is bad parenting. Probably not, because kids and guns is totes okay. But the guy who's daughter pooped in the shower, that guy's a piece of shit, right America?

[–]somoist 0 points1 point ago

fugly kid/10

[–]pancakedestroyer 0 points1 point ago

Kill it before it lays eggs!

[–]Zypherzor 2 points3 points ago

How the Pedobear meme died

[–]negativeraptor 2 points3 points ago

You are whoring your friend's kid out for karma. I hope you got permission.

[–]fthisdot 0 points1 point ago

we all know the shit about posting pics online - they never go away. but if I were this "friend" who posted a pic on lets say facebook with certain privleges such as only my close friends get to see this etc. I wouldnt love the idea of someone re-posting this on reddit especially when my baby girl looks like a troll doll. ( not saying she looks weird in real life but CMON this pic is bad)

or is it just me?

[–]WhyYouNoUpvoteMe_ 2 points3 points ago

Tiny Tina, before she grew up.

[–]Tropicalfirestorm 0 points1 point ago

God he made her a thousand times uglier with her hair like that. and her smile makes the pic so creepy. She's probably adorable with her hair down. and without the big gun.

[–]blasphumorus 5 points6 points ago

Please tell your friend that he mustn't do that with his child's hair any longer. That's awful. Truly awful.

[–]8livesdown 3 points4 points ago

Hair is not worthy of upvote.... Machine gun is not worthy of upvote...

But put 'em together... you got it...

[–]Joosell 3 points4 points ago

Fuck, that is adorable. Cute kid too.

[–]CanadaEh97 4 points5 points ago

Ma Deuce

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

No better mama than Ma Deuce.

[–]harribel 4 points5 points ago

Dafuq is wrong with the comments in this thread? Grow up you little shits!