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MURICA

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Rule 1: Love 'MURICA

Rule 2: No Aussies!

Rule 3: No Hosers!

Rule 4: There is NO... rule 4.

Rule 5: No Commies!

Rule 6: No Redcoats

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[–]Zallarion 36 points37 points ago

As a Dutchman, I never do this.

[–]Require_More_Mineral -1 points0 points ago

What you did there. I see it.

[–]Moment0 14 points15 points ago

I'm not from Europe or Canada but I can confirm this is really a huge problem.

[–]lolhenry 19 points20 points ago

Good. We're finally getting everyone else to think of themselves as foreigners.

[–]feedthecollapse 10 points11 points ago

on one hand, I agree with the post, on the other hand: butchered meme.

[–]cjcolt[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Yeahhh. I was looking for a way to say this, and this one sooorta made sense.

[–]hapahaole_ 11 points12 points ago

FUCK 'EM

[–]TrashLurker 3 points4 points ago

HOWWW

[–]zamattiac 6 points7 points ago

USE SOME OCTOTHORPES PATRIOT.

[–]tonypotenza 6 points7 points ago

As a Canadian, I'm sorry, We're sorry.

[–]disgruntled_pilot 10 points11 points ago

wow i've never heard this amazing fucking joke before

[–]TemplesOfSyrinx -1 points0 points ago

As a Canadian, this is the first time I've ever up-voted one of you bumbling, toothless, inbred rednecks.

[–]BR0THAKYLE 7 points8 points ago

Nice try, hippie. Murica!

[–]Mustard-Tiger -1 points0 points ago

As another Canadian, not all of us are sorry.

[–]unassuming_aussie 0 points1 point ago

Being from 'Straya, fuck you cunt!

Edit: Fuck all of you cunts!!

[–]captainpixystick 2 points3 points ago

THERE IS NO EDIT THERE! DO YOU HATE OUR TROOPS OR SOME SHIT?

[–]adrenaline_rush -1 points0 points ago

As an American, I can confirm this (South American)

[–]itssoup 18 points19 points ago

NORTH AMERICA IS BEST AMERICA

[–]KingWaldo 2 points3 points ago

As a Canadian, I agree.

[–]sayfuzzypickles 1 point2 points ago

bottlejam?

[–]poop_dawg -1 points0 points ago

Not from the United States

FTFY, because Canada is in America. /condescending

[–]GamerKT 8 points9 points ago

Get the fuck out of here.

[–]poop_dawg 3 points4 points ago

Okay :(

[–]ZeGoldMedal 3 points4 points ago

No. America is the USA. You just wish you could be part of us, ya hoser!

[–]Sidebard -5 points-4 points ago

Is canada not in america anymore? In case you guys belong to Europe now: we need some of your tasty canadian dollars. Seriously, just hand them over. We'll totally pay you back. Promised.

[–]TemplesOfSyrinx 1 point2 points ago

If by "america"you mean the USA, the answer is no, Canada is not in America.

If by "america" you mean "North America" or "The Americas" then yes. But understand that the term "America" means, for all intents and purposes, the USA. Generally speaking, no Canadian would ever refer to themselves as American and nor would any American call a Canadian an American. It'd be like calling an Austrian a German or calling a Scottsman an Englishman.

[–]rhapsodicink 3 points4 points ago

AMERICA MEANS FREEDOM. CANADA IS SOCIALIST. DON'T BRING YOUR GODLESS COMMUNISM TO MY SUBREDDIT