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[–]dpierce970 42 points43 points ago

[–]TOASTJOC 10 points11 points ago

Enhance

[–]atmosphericswim 18 points19 points ago

was waiting for picture of my mom. Upvote anyway.

[–]jerseydevil2oo3 2 points3 points ago

http://htwins.net/scale2/

A little better.

[–]TaslemGuy 0 points1 point ago

It gets a few things wrong, though, which is sad.

It says the observable universe has a radius of 14 billion light years. However, the diameter of the observable universe is estimated at about 28 billion parsecs (93 billion light-years), putting the edge of the observable universe at about 46–47 billion light-years away.

[–]RabbaJabba 1 point2 points ago

Also, the part about "we're probably not in the center of the universe" implies there's a center. I'm also not sure where the 900 Ym comes from - is that a lower bound estimate from somewhere?

[–]TaslemGuy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I didn't get that either. The universe is probably infinite or has some peculiar geometry like a torus.

[–]lawofgrace 0 points1 point ago

the universe expands, so everywhere is the centre.

[–]RabbaJabba 0 points1 point ago

You can argue either way for everywhere or nowhere being the center of the universe while still having the same conception of what's going on, but in either case, it's not a consequence of the universe expanding - plenty of things expand while having a single center point.

[–]artbn 1 point2 points ago

Interesting stuff, I learned that the USA and Pluto are around the same size.

[–]Kelderm2 7 points8 points ago

Didn't even wait a week...

[–]ireece2k12 132 points133 points ago

Repost, so I kinda saw this coming sadly.

[–]BurningChildren 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, my existential crisis was followed by merely a smirk

[–]Captainpatch 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann version.

[–]semi-noble 1 point2 points ago

I was disappointed it wasn't that version. Does anyone have it?

[–]Captainpatch 0 points1 point ago

Found one! It's inaccurate anyway, the size it shows for Gurren Lagann's final form is far too small.

[–]mkasdan 16 points17 points ago

Some of us go outside every once in a while and aren't familiar with everything on the internet ever. This was the first time I've seen this and I laughed harder than I did at anything else I've seen on Reddit recently.

[–]ireece2k12 9 points10 points ago

What is this 'outside' you speak of?...

[–]TreeMiner 22 points23 points ago

I think it's a subreddit.

[–]Nameguy 9 points10 points ago

[–]Jabbatheslann 3 points4 points ago

I just had to check to make sure I wasn't in spaceporn. As soon as I saw it was funny I knew how it would end.

[–]FrankiePhoenix 1 point2 points ago

Well the title itself kinda implied that this person didn't make it. So OP wasn't that much of a faggot today.

[–]I_Feed_Off_Downvotes 27 points28 points ago

This was reposted, like, 1 day ago. What the actual fuck?

[–]Reinheardt 5 points6 points ago

seriously I usually dont whine about reposts but I JUST saw this

[–]iamacannibal 5 points6 points ago

how stuff works is someone find this image after it not being posted for a few months. Maybe on 4chan, maybe somewhere else...cant be sure. maybe even the original post of it on reddit. They find it and post it. it gets upvoted to the front page because it is pretty funny. because this is reddit and has millions of users it gets posted to many other sites within hours of being on reddits front page. Now maybe OP here missed it on reddit or seen it and didnt give a shit and reposted. if he didnt see it on here he probably found it on one of the other many sites posting it then came to reddit and posted it. It's a never ending cycle of reposts.

TL;DR OP is a faggot

[–]garyfloyd9690 34 points35 points ago

Can OP at least wait 2 weeks before reposting

[–]fimbultul 15 points16 points ago

I was intrested and amazed by our universe and then i decided to repost...

[–]renzmann 40 points41 points ago

How many times in one month can this be posted to the same subreddit? My god.

[–]BearSheriff 16 points17 points ago

It was the first time I saw it.

[–]yepyep27 15 points16 points ago

Clearly you're not on Reddit enough. You have too many friends.

[–]trev2010 1 point2 points ago

I only have a computer at my parent's house so this is the first time I saw it as well. Wouldn't be funny if I saw it again though.

[–]Soeove 4 points5 points ago

Is the size comparison true?

[–]westendbestend 37 points38 points ago

REPOST. YOU DIRTY THIEF.

[–]R2Lowber 8 points9 points ago

I can't wait for the boobs!

[–]QuickJZip 3 points4 points ago

I'll just wait here for repost boobs.

[–]Bkasp 2 points3 points ago

This has to be the 10th time this link is posted.

[–]CoachingPikachu 3 points4 points ago

you know there's something wrong when OP has mostly Link karma...

[–]ehassan54 5 points6 points ago

hahahaha, i saw that coming

[–]lukesmith44 4 points5 points ago

That's because it was a repost

[–]hungry_hun 4 points5 points ago

it's funny until you find out its a repost

[–]sk8king 2 points3 points ago

Horrible format for this idea. Don't blink...and don't think you can go rewind or anything.

[–]Amakall724 2 points3 points ago

Hilarious. Not sure why but I found that hilarious. So 6th grade, so good. Re-post knowledge makes it lose some of its appeal, but it was my first time seeing it.

[–]furtiveraccoon 2 points3 points ago

We already know, and it wasn't here long ago at all.

[–]Veothrosh 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was going to be the one with tengen toppa gurren lagen

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[–]MexicanKarma 5 points6 points ago

maybe cuz this was posted before AT LEAST 5 FUCKING TIMES?

[–]devilwarier9 3 points4 points ago

Here, have some more down votes

[–]Brammelam 0 points1 point ago

Sucks to be you

[–]FrailRain 0 points1 point ago

DANG IT Xbox live was right.

[–]Ze_Invisible_Man 1 point2 points ago

It is ends in "your mom", doesn't it. I'm not even going to watch the end of it.

[–]Jake_25 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost man.

[–]ElUno 0 points1 point ago

anyway somebody can make this without the "your mom" part? Anyway this request wont result in being trolled?

[–]Cpt_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh........

[–]Conanator 1 point2 points ago

I saw this last year

[–]nmpraveen 1 point2 points ago

STAPH!!

[–]totally_not_generic 1 point2 points ago

It's switched too fast, which I found very frustrating.

[–]Squealio 0 points1 point ago

HEYYYY!

[–]PowderedToasty 0 points1 point ago

Wow I had no idea your anus was so big.

[–]hozjo 1 point2 points ago

I was waiting for goatse during uranus

[–]CheezIts_YAY 1 point2 points ago

This is posted literally more than once a week.

[–]MinjaSaurus 1 point2 points ago

Come on man, this was just posted a few days ago...

[–]weasel-like 0 points1 point ago

Ow, my perception hurts now.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

This must be the hardest GIF to follow

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 0 points1 point ago

...You got more amazed by how fat your mom is?

[–]adyendrus 0 points1 point ago

I stopped watching after Earth disappeared. Hope I didn't miss her.

[–]Dogma250 0 points1 point ago

This can't be Sirius.

[–]Asterisk007 0 points1 point ago

Is there a way i can see this as like a list or something?

[–]gythorg 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god, we've seen this 100s of fucking times

[–]Cossil 0 points1 point ago

Not even funny. I was expecting "Felix's testicles".

[–]mkelley 0 points1 point ago

op delivers

[–]don_jon 0 points1 point ago

Yo mama!

[–]silleebare 0 points1 point ago

I love your mom

[–]TheGreatGumball 1 point2 points ago

I am so glad I stuck around to the end. So glad.

[–]bounty1663 -1 points0 points ago

Thats a very nice repost you have there

[–]LoLnl 0 points1 point ago

What I thought: WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PLACES!?!?!?!?!??!?!..... Oh fuck you man.....

[–]the1nonlyevilelmo 0 points1 point ago

No VY Canis Majoris?

[–]csouth3 -1 points0 points ago

Repost, bro.

[–]Mavee 1 point2 points ago

Can't be bothered to watch the whole thing -- is it Gurren Lagann?

edit: okay so i could be bothered, not funny, I liked the Gurenn Lagann one more. :<

[–]DatDoodKwan 0 points1 point ago

Best. Gif. Evaaaaar !

Edit : Glad it was reposted, I hadn't seen it before

[–]GerkRombas 0 points1 point ago

And then... Tengen toppa gurren lagann http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJzYSswcj0

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

This is the "your mom" version, isn't it?

Fuck off.

[–]timekillah 0 points1 point ago

[–]Wheel_And_Deal 0 points1 point ago

An actual good video is " we are nothing" on YouTube.

[–]foreverajew 0 points1 point ago

Did not see that coming

[–]roni_size_ 0 points1 point ago

omfg I actually did rotfl

[–]Bacon_Wizard 0 points1 point ago

This gets less and less funny every time

[–]EpicMoose 0 points1 point ago

CALLED IT

[–]HungLikeHamster 1 point2 points ago

I'm new to reddit..can someone kindly explain to me why people up vote something they already saw?

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE

[–]PlusOn3 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck. Stop posting this stupid gif. It wasn't funny the first time. It's still not funny. And I'm getting tired of seeing this damn thing. Take this shit to 4chan damnit.

[–]sciencebeforegod 0 points1 point ago

How many times will I have to see this same GIF this week?

[–]Roaven 0 points1 point ago

Ooh Cephe-aww

[–]Pika_Gundam 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

When did my mom turn white?

[–]LemonsForLimeaid 0 points1 point ago

I will repost this next week and I too will receive 1000 karma

[–]Larry_G 0 points1 point ago

[–]tjbourbs 0 points1 point ago

def a repost...boo

[–]yogriffman 0 points1 point ago

What a twist!

[–]Ski360spin 0 points1 point ago

So subtle.

[–]Jr79 0 points1 point ago

Have seen before, fell for again.

[–]thebloodygrinch 0 points1 point ago

Look how big Uranus is!

...sorry

[–]Kanel0728 0 points1 point ago

Okay, wow. This isn't even funny, it's cool and all though. It should be in /r/gifs

In addition to that, it's a repost.

[–]herpderpington712 0 points1 point ago

Literally the third time I have seen this in a week

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

yeah I call dibs on next repost

[–]TheMieberlake 0 points1 point ago

...Betelgeuse?

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

Open the door, get the on floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

it's been 3 days already? - damn it, dibs on the next repost of it. ...hell I still have it open from the last posting :/

[–]BabyNewblet 0 points1 point ago

Lol!

[–]greekguy69 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting that, I just didn't know when

[–]CrazyBastard 1 point2 points ago

this is the fifth time I've seen this this month

tagged OP as reposting cunt

[–]seinorpoulo 0 points1 point ago

Ahem....REPOST!!!!!

[–]katypage1992 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha Thankyou. I'm glad I hanged in there.

[–]bcb77 0 points1 point ago

That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]ball-python 0 points1 point ago

I got to Jupiter and I knew the last one was your mom

[–]Pelliper_Swag 0 points1 point ago

This damn thing has been reported so many times...

[–]ManFishSam 0 points1 point ago

Love it.

[–]pewpewcats 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say repost but then....your mom.

[–]debelakurva 1 point2 points ago

Wow, you couldn't even wait a week to repost this.

[–]thehunter699 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was learning something for a second.

[–]Chinnpoo 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]VanquishZaVader -1 points0 points ago

lllooooooool

[–]Tamaska 2 points3 points ago

[–]SUPERrob90 -4 points-3 points ago

universe. war r u doin? universe. stahp.

[–]cutthroattrick 0 points1 point ago

First time seeing this.. So I didn't expect that.

Hats off to your repost.

[–]stevenwalters 0 points1 point ago

Most re-posted thing on Reddit. I have seen this GIF, or the video, or a similar video on the frontpage roughly 40 times in the last year.

[–]TableInaBearsuit -1 points0 points ago

Wow, Uranus is huge!

[–]FlightXXII 0 points1 point ago

What's the biggest star there? I want to read about it but I just can't memorize quick enough =[

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 0 points1 point ago

NML Cygni is the biggest star, but that isn't listed on that. The largest listed was the Binary Star VV Cephei, which is part of the star system VV Cephei.

[–]FlightXXII 0 points1 point ago

Oh thanks! I will enjoy looking up both lol

[–]charm803 -4 points-3 points ago

Your mom.

EDIT: Apparently, this was a bad joke, I was just going by the gif....

[–]FlightXXII 1 point2 points ago

It's ok I knew someone was going to say that Haha

[–]DirtPile -1 points0 points ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]usedmemories 0 points1 point ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]Lippuringo 0 points1 point ago

I'm fucking tired see this gif 2 times per day.

[–]Raulwalrus -1 points0 points ago

Please downvote me because this is the first time I see this .gif

[–]Youscurvydawg 0 points1 point ago

This is reposted about once a week. Good job.

[–]Maxorq 0 points1 point ago

Over 52 weeks and I never seen it...

[–]tkdodo99 -1 points0 points ago

Maybe I'm apathetic but how is this funny?