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[–]babeigotastewgoing 255 points256 points ago

Rick Ross ft. 2Chainz

[–]okthorpe 38 points39 points ago

Ricks on ricks on ricks

[–]cesarjulius 236 points237 points ago

ITT: inception and xzibit jokes.

[–]Daniel_Hall 37 points38 points ago

jokes?

[–]cesarjulius 17 points18 points ago

Good point.

[–]sdizzle[S] 50 points51 points ago

before i even posted it i knew it

[–]al0newestand 32 points33 points ago

Makes sense as you made the inception joke.

[–]sdizzle[S] 8 points9 points ago

you don't say

[–]Purp 13 points14 points ago

Also, people mad they cant afford a chain of them wearing a chain

[–]cesarjulius 36 points37 points ago

Anyone can. It might be made of other stuff, though. Like cardboard and Nerds.

[–]sirius_star 2 points3 points ago

Mad? I wouldn't want that even if I could afford it. Not everyone wants to be like your favorite rapper.

[–]omar_torritos 3 points4 points ago

Rick Ross is your favorite rapper?

[–]gelhardt 5 points6 points ago

He's my favorite rapper's favorite rapper.

[–]clippabluntz 1 point2 points ago

nah, that's Devin the Dude

[–]Trumbot 81 points82 points ago

This is some R. Kelly Level Idiot Savant shit.

[–]i_rape_moms 22 points23 points ago

"That's what an echo is, it's an echo and the same voice comes back. Say if you're in the moutain and people go "HelloHelloHelloHello"

Idiot genius.

[–]NadaMeansNada 52 points53 points ago

This is the most logical progression with regards to chains I've ever seen.

[–]jquad666 21 points22 points ago

This is deeper than any of his lyrics.

[–]murdahmamurdah 83 points84 points ago

FUCK.

Im being ross for halloween. Now I gotta bedazzle me up this jawn instead of just the face.

also "bedazzle me up this jawn" may be the strangest thing Ive ever said.

[–]shun-16 49 points50 points ago

You're gonna have to deep fry a lot of butter.

[–]hawkinator 3 points4 points ago

Or just watch an episode of Paula Deen's show

[–]High_Im_Caleb 1 point2 points ago

Never thought I would see a Paul Deen reference on HipHopHeads lol

[–]hawkinator 2 points3 points ago

I'm just a girl that likes hip hop and watches the Food Network when no one's around.

[–]shutupjoey 8 points9 points ago

Call Marc Jacobs personally to make a pair.

[–]KofiD -1 points0 points ago

Don't worry, I get it

[–]Bonerachieved 76 points77 points ago

I recently heard a podcast with the real Rick Ross (cocaine dealer from California) talking about this guy. Apparently his beard is completely fake. He never played football, and his persona is based off of the real Rick Ross.

[–]Weedtastic 29 points30 points ago

joe rogan`?

[–]jeadie5 21 points22 points ago

He also used to work as a prison guard. Sort of goes against his persona.

[–]Bonerachieved 6 points7 points ago

Yep

[–]Bonerachieved 1 point2 points ago

yup

[–]k3nnyd 51 points52 points ago

He raps all about the drug dealing he's never actually done ever. Funny shit.

[–]TonyCB4 91 points92 points ago

This just in, Immortal Technique never actually raped Billy Jacobs' mom!

[–]ShitOnYourMom 38 points39 points ago

Eminem didn't actually kill everyone in his life! FAAAKE

[–]zimmaster4 8 points9 points ago

Ayo dawg, it looks like four 12 year olds downvoted you, don't trip. I gotchu.

[–]Boyblunder 10 points11 points ago

So he's most rappers.

[–]fuckYouKarmaWhores 7 points8 points ago

As well as delicious food like Diced Pineapples

[–]25mgfluor 15 points16 points ago

It's a thin line between acting and being a famous gangster rapper.

[–]Infin1ty 16 points17 points ago

An interview with the real Rick Ross.

Here's his wiki. Really interesting guy.

[–]Dirante 14 points15 points ago

I thought that was all common knowledge. I don't know about the beard being fake though.

[–]kaleaf 1 point2 points ago

I think he meant they just touch it up cause it has spots missing, might be common for people on magazine covers and such. Ya though the real rick ross is a cool dude I listened to him on rogan.

[–]CannaSwiss 14 points15 points ago

The real Rick Ross is 'Freeway' Rick Ross, and is persona is pretty much stolen off Freeway.

[–]JJBro1 4 points5 points ago

Which podcast was it?

[–]Bonerachieved 7 points8 points ago

Joe Rogan experience.

[–]Yazy117 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't he also a parole officer?

[–]BlakeHobbes 0 points1 point ago

What podcast?

[–]kaleaf 1 point2 points ago

To the top for freeway!

[–]Dragas 0 points1 point ago

What? I heard he got a scholarship for football.

[–]Bonerachieved 0 points1 point ago

Nope not true. According to the real Rick Ross the only thing that is true is that he was a corrections officer.

[–]TheLongHalloween 0 points1 point ago

The fucked up thing is - the rapper Rick Ross is actually CLAIMING to be the cocaine dealer Rick Ross, he tells people that is him.

[–]Bonerachieved 0 points1 point ago

Yup. That's why he's getting sued by Rick Ross.

[–]machineintel 36 points37 points ago

This is how recursion needs to be taught in intro to comp sci classes.

[–]mathent 23 points24 points ago

protected void rickRoss(Bling chain){
   if( Earth.hasGold && Earth.hasPlat && Earth.hasDiamonds )
      rickRoss( new Bling(Bling.MAKE_RICK_ROSS, Earth.getGold, Earth.getPlat, Earth.getDiamonds) );
}

[–]noodlejabb 27 points28 points ago

Only on reddit would you see a snippet of code used to make fun of Rick Ross.

[–]calling_you_dude 20 points21 points ago

Rick Ross wearing a 'Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross chain' chain.

[–]LosingMyEdge17 31 points32 points ago

My new single, "My New Single is Dropping", is dropping

[–]Ernhest 49 points50 points ago

ROZAY.

[–]jive_turkey 29 points30 points ago

THAT'S MY NICKNAME

[–]amh2011 24 points25 points ago

COCAINE RUNNIN IN MY BIG VEIN

[–]RealBigMeech103 9 points10 points ago

SELF MADE, YOU JUST AFFILIATED

[–]rob1n 10 points11 points ago

BUILT IT GROUND UP, YOU BOUGHT IT RENOVATED

[–]Whodabagel 30 points31 points ago

HWUOGH.

[–]amh2011 4 points5 points ago

TALKING PLENTY CAPERS NOTHING'S BEEN AUTHENTICATED

[–]RoCon52 1 point2 points ago

FUNNY YOU CLAIMING THE SAME BITCH THAT I'M PENETRATING.

[–]notyavgkat 8 points9 points ago

congrats to Rick Ross....the biggest fraud hip hop's ever seen .... everday he's hustlin

[–]EnterTheWu_ 7 points8 points ago

Wow I hate that guy.

[–]scumbaggrandparent 7 points8 points ago

this is decadence in it's pures form

[–]isredditracist 1 point2 points ago

he lives his songs

[–]mooncougar13 5 points6 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you liked- slap. slapslapslap.

[–]SeriousDude[!] 8 points9 points ago

wow , I remember Rick Ross more skinnier and taller :S

Edit , sorry , this is the wrong guy doh.

[–]stray_cat 30 points31 points ago

The more the whole Rick Ross is fake shit gets shoved down my throat the more I'm starting to respect the man for the ridiculous shit he do.

Now he's wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. I love it.

[–]Danielfair 4 points5 points ago

You just gotta go with it #HUH

[–]stray_cat 1 point2 points ago

I got a chain of me wearing my chain of me, fuck you goan say #BRUH

[–]Danielfair 3 points4 points ago

I got haters in the millions, but they don't have my millions #HUH

[–]HeyZeus90 1 point2 points ago

While I'm not a fan of Ricky's, I love this picture, It's just so absurd.

[–]E-710 19 points20 points ago

officer ricky looking straight retarded

[–]ObieOne 6 points7 points ago

As funny as this is Cam'ron's chain of 2 diamond encrusted hands holding the world (that is spinnable) is still the illest chain ever. To see it in action youtube the "Get 'Em Daddy (Remix)" music video and brace yourself for the jiggiest chain in existence.

[–]Ray229harris 0 points1 point ago

YEP! He also had the streetsign chain that ran on AA batteries.

[–]Lightn1ng 57 points58 points ago

Anyone for denouncing excess and materialism? Anyone?

[–]thane_of_cawdor 42 points43 points ago

Yep. Modern rap music disagrees though

[–]Purp 37 points38 points ago

[–]Lightn1ng 23 points24 points ago

"exposin' what they holdin' like they soul don't matter" -blu

[–]thane_of_cawdor 45 points46 points ago

"I'm sick of bitches shakin' asses

I'm sick of talkin' about blunts,

Sick of Versace glasses,

Sick of slang,

Sick of half-ass awards shows,

Sick of name brand clothes."

  • De La Soul, "Stakes is High"

[–]sperdoj 29 points30 points ago

Not sick of Nike though! Kerplunk!

[–]HeyZeus90 4 points5 points ago

"Man life can get all up in your ass baby you better work it out"

They just promoting some healthy living with Nike+

[–]cesarjulius 4 points5 points ago

My roommate had those dunks. He has a fucking crazy dunks collection.

[–]sperdoj 5 points6 points ago

I wish I had shoes :(

[–]cesarjulius 3 points4 points ago

I wish my feet were cooler.

[–]PassthatVersayzee 14 points15 points ago

Always said when I rapped I'd say somethin signifigant,

But now I'm rappin bout money,hoes and rims again.

-Kanye

[–]SSaint -1 points0 points ago

"It's no big thing, what I'd seen made my stomach churn heart turn ribs tingling. I noticed that the Nike swoop was nothing but a whip in mid-swing."

Sage Francis, Narcissist

[–]The_MadStork 8 points9 points ago

"These motherfuckers mad cause I'm icy!" -Rick Ross

[–]JIGGER_MY_DIGGER 11 points12 points ago

IM SORRY YOURE NOT TALKING ABOUT GETTING MONEY OVER 808 KICKS SO I COULDNT HEAR YOU

- MODERN RAP LISTENERS

[–]daylight 23 points24 points ago

ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE ROLAND TR-808 RHYTHM COMPOSER?

[–]shutupjoey 3 points4 points ago

None of them were born rich. I'll hate on old money any day, though.

[–]dhaft88 12 points13 points ago

Everytime I see your comments they're about some bullshit.

[–]RoCon52 -1 points0 points ago

"If you livin' for them whips and chains then you a slave" - Lecrae

I'm pretty sure Kanye has a line somewhere where he compares whips and chains to "Whips"(cars) and "Chains"(Necklaces)

[–]rcwhite 12 points13 points ago

BOSS. Boss. boss.

[–]f_picabia 16 points17 points ago

BossBossBoss

[–]rcwhite 1 point2 points ago

Hah! that's way better than mine, well done good sir

[–]RoboticParadox 3 points4 points ago

I just listened to Hustlin' again after a binge on Rozay's new shit, and honestly, I never thought I'd be describing a song that opens with the line "Who the fuck you think you're fuckin' with, I'm the fuckin' boss" as humble in comparison.

[–]nidex 0 points1 point ago

3 times the fucks for a one fuck price.

[–]Naly_D 4 points5 points ago

TWO CHAINZ

[–]PhraxosResident 10 points11 points ago

So meta

[–]DMC_Hotness 0 points1 point ago

so sharp

[–]Captain_Vegetable 3 points4 points ago

Inside that boasting buffoon is Dave Chappelle in a fat suit dong a perfect parody of a 2010s club rapper.

[–]sdizzle[S] 23 points24 points ago

Rickception

[–]earnestjake 75 points76 points ago

incepchain

[–]ZachGates 77 points78 points ago

This wins. I'd actually love to hear the first time "incepchain" gets dropped in a track.

"So much money in the club it don't rain, it's a hurricane

I'm round my neck, round my neck, call that bitch incepchain"

[–]earnestjake 58 points59 points ago

ricks on ricks on ricks on ricks

[–]truestoryrealtalk 3 points4 points ago

maybicks on bicks on bicks on bicks?

[–]jansenvt 9 points10 points ago

You should email that verse to the man himself.

[–]ZachGates 8 points9 points ago

Start of my career as the white guy who helps rappers with their verses, I like it LOL.

[–]Sykotik 20 points21 points ago

I wonder what it's like to know that the only reason you're famous is because you literally stole someone else's identity.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

I wonder what its like to not give a fuck and laugh straight to the bank

[–]cesarjulius 26 points27 points ago

Somebody should ask Pauly Shore or Carrot Top.

[–]JIGGER_MY_DIGGER 15 points16 points ago

OH SHIT

RICK ROSS IS LIKE THE PAULY SHORE OF RAP

[–]cesarjulius 14 points15 points ago

I'm a b...oss, b....uuuuuddy!

[–]Danielfair 0 points1 point ago

'Fuck all these broke niggas, cause all I do is BALL'

[–]goldtumor 1 point2 points ago

whos identity has he stolen?

[–]Sykotik 35 points36 points ago

The real "Freeway" Rick Ross, arguably the most notorious drug dealer California has ever seen. Joe Rogan has had the real Rick Ross on his podcast twice now talking about how this Rick Ross basically pretended to be him to become a famous rapper. This Rick Ross assumed that Freeway would never get out of jail and he'd never be found out. Since Freeway was released there have been years of legal battles over it.

[–]ooomahmah 14 points15 points ago

I don't know why he's being downvoted. Rick Ross(the rapper) stole the name, well, Rick Ross. The real Rick Ross was a big time drug dealer in Los Angeles in the 80's. He's been almost at war with the rapper trying to get his name back. He's an interesting character. Made millions of dollars selling crack cocaine all while he couldn't even read. He learned to read in prison and actually found a loop hole from studying law(remember he couldn't even read before going to prison) to get out earlier.

[–]j_rock_baby 0 points1 point ago

love it.

[–]silverkiller 2 points3 points ago

Is he trolling us now?

[–]BigJuicyBone 2 points3 points ago

This is the coolest display of narcissism I have seen in a long time.

[–]cookiewalla 2 points3 points ago

fuck this wack shit

[–]gliscameria -1 points0 points ago

What a douche. I recommend watching the Joe Rogan podcast with the real Ricky Ross. It's pretty interesting and they really make this guy seem like a clown.

[–]greenconspiracy 3 points4 points ago

That's fake Rick Ross wearing a chain of fake Rick Ross wearing a chain of real Rick Ross.

[–]R2LUKE2 3 points4 points ago

This is for a soda commercial or something, he never actually owned this.

[–]rogue4 2 points3 points ago

Nike, I think

[–]R2LUKE2 0 points1 point ago

Never heard of it

[–]rogue4 2 points3 points ago

From like 2 years ago http://youtu.be/8M7n5ajtITY

[–]GhostFaceTrillah 0 points1 point ago

This is what I aspire towards as a rapper

[–]santaklausnomi 1 point2 points ago

This guy is like a metaphor.

[–]paulderev 1 point2 points ago

Dat Marcel DuChamp swag

[–]Tedsville 0 points1 point ago

Now say it again, really fast

[–]rnally 1 point2 points ago

I dislike Rick Ross immensely, but I gotta say, even for him this is spectacularly awful.

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[–]sperdoj[M] 7 points8 points ago

Find a better way to express how much you dislike his chain or fuck off.

[–]alimusa 2 points3 points ago

I'm curious, what did he say?

[–]sperdoj 9 points10 points ago

Just being racist.

[–]Tortastrophe 1 point2 points ago

The chain is kinda funny. But what a dumbass thing to spend money on.

[–]smokemiser -1 points0 points ago

fakin' jax kid.

[–]BlackButey 0 points1 point ago

Is he trying to do the Neil DeGrasse Tyson 'watch out, we got a badass over here' maneuver with his hands?

[–]SalvyboiX92 0 points1 point ago

Look at how many time he posted one picture. So Needy

[–]excutter 1 point2 points ago

yo dawg

[–]TheVeeginator 0 points1 point ago

Ross-ception at its finest

[–]johnnycourage 0 points1 point ago

He should be wearing Rock Ross wearing the actual Rick Ross...

[–]Hjohnson005 0 points1 point ago

At least he's putting his money to good use.

[–]forthelulz91 0 points1 point ago

there goes rozay again, breaking the space-time-goldchain continuum.

[–]braveally 0 points1 point ago

All that chain needs is a Wing Stop behind him

[–]Jaymaster1 0 points1 point ago

He's fat

[–]Scatman_Crothers -1 points0 points ago

We need to go deeper

[–]RissyQuicks -1 points0 points ago

it's rossception

[–]justkilc -1 points0 points ago

Hustleception.

[–]310jewel -1 points0 points ago

I don't like this guy.

[–]jetnor -1 points0 points ago

Rossception

[–]anarkisms 0 points1 point ago

we have come full circle

[–]klossamera 0 points1 point ago

Rick ross is such a fucking fake, fuck that fat bitch.

[–]spedmunki 0 points1 point ago

Rick Ross owns the meta chain game

[–]JensLekmanVEVO 0 points1 point ago

he should wear a chainmail shirt to match his chain's shirt

[–]tiggs 0 points1 point ago

I love all the "he's fake and his life is made up" bullshit. Do people not realize that's the same for 95% of rappers? Who honestly gives a fuck that he was a corrections officer.

I hate to break it to you, but Biggie didn't "know how if feel to wake up fucked up" and he never fucked a Knick player's gf and robbed him at gun point. Eminen never killed anyone nor did he bury his ex wife, 50 Cent didn't get shot 9 times, and Jay-z certainly never had a "if Jeezy's payin Lebron, I'm payin Dwayne Wade" connection. Hip hop is an art and a great one at that. That doesn't mean that all of it is true though.

[–]Super_Human_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

He should've added a little voice box, that says "huh." Like Woody .

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Swag

[–]usav3t -2 points-1 points ago

William Roberts wearing a William Roberts chain wearing William Roberts chain

TL;DR this is not the real Rick Ross, its a former corrections officer who stole Freeway Ricky Ross's name and life story while he was in jail for said story. Source The Joe Rogan Experience guest starring Freeway Rick Ross

[–]BangedEarthaKitt 14 points15 points ago

I thought this was very well known...

[–]KenMaster828 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter. It's a stage name. Almost every musician uses a stage name.

[–]DeliciouslyUnaware 2 points3 points ago

Yeah this is normal logic except when you apply it to people who use "stagenames" of people who already exist.

For example if I called myself Owsley Stanley and started rapping about how I used to synthesize lsd for the majority of the west coast USA, I'd be laughed at.

Owsley Stanley is already a famous person who does just that. I am just a normal guy lying about my actions and profiting off of someone elses identity. This is fraud.

Rick Ross is a coke dealer. Willam Roberts is a former prison gaurd turned rapper who profits off of Rick Ross.

[–]ShitOnYourMom 0 points1 point ago

He is NOT CLAIMING TO BE the real Rick Ross, though, any more than, say, the band Louis XIV are claiming to be the actual former King of England. I really doubt a single person alive actually remembers the actual Rick Ross from the 80s and follows Rick Ross the rapper because he thinks he's the actual Rick Ross. Cheesy? Yes. Fraud? No. No one is that dumb. Rick Ross himself acknowledges it's a stage name, for Christ's sake. There's nothing to see here.

Besides, how can people in this thread hate gangster coke rap but defend the real coke dealer in this? Do people not understand how hilarious and backwards that is?

[–]rogue4 2 points3 points ago

Louis XIV aka Louis the Great aka The Sun King was French.

[–]ShitOnYourMom -1 points0 points ago

This is why I got a C- in European History in high school.

[–]DeliciouslyUnaware 2 points3 points ago

He claims in many of his songs that he's been heavily involved in the business of selling drugs. He was not. Rick Ross was a drug kingpin who transported literally tons of cocaine all across the United States.

William Roberts claims to have gang affiliates. No Corrections Officer would be hired if he had any significant ties to gangs.

Rick Ross, However was actually heavily involved in supplying both the Bloods and the Crips with cocaine. They were his main distributors of cocaine.

I don't know if you were around LA in 1996, but it was kind of a huge thing at the time. It's not so far-fetched to think that someone who lived in LA around 1996 might believe that Freeway Rick Ross is now a fat rapper who wears chains that look like himself wearing chains that looks like himself.

Seriously though, even if he's just gonna use the guys name as a gimmick, at least make sure he's getting paid for it. Roberts is simply flat-out denying knowledge of a connection between his "stage name" and the actual drug lord.

The real Rick Ross has since gone on to fund a literacy project and learned to read while in jail (yes, you can run a drug empire without knowing how to read).

[–]roffle24 -3 points-2 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Rick Ross chains..

[–]BigTuna_103 3 points4 points ago

you're not creative or funny.

[–]roffle24 0 points1 point ago

I was trying so hard to impress you.

[–]ando7792 -1 points0 points ago

Here's a picture of my man Lil iFFy from our crew [Magic Hustle Entertainment](www.wandcore.bandcamp.com) wearing his. http://i.imgur.com/MyJdV.jpg

[–]no_pizza -1 points0 points ago

Don't you mean Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross chain chain?

[–]Randompaul -1 points0 points ago

Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross chain chain.

[–]hopeless_bromantic 0 points1 point ago

I think it's actually Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross wearing a Rick Ross chain chain.