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[–]Efanito 16 points17 points ago

I think he would make a good Big Boss.

[–]RudyBagels 3 points4 points ago

Good call on this. I like you.

[–]ownage516 1 point2 points ago

Snake,Snake??, SNAKKKEEE

[–]MyOtherNameIsJesus 0 points1 point ago

This needs to happen

[–]Beegee7730 10 points11 points ago

He purified radioactive water in DC.

[–]bob777888 0 points1 point ago

Correction in fallout 3 your father (Liam neeson) dies before he could turn on the purifying machine (project purity) because he blows it up so the Enclave can't control it. At the end of the story line YOU turn it on so YOU as the player purify radioactive water not your father.

[–]wetalkinbigmoney 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. This was a pretty big accomplishment that people seem to forget.

[–]Derp_Derpsalot 1 point2 points ago

I get that reference

[–]DaR3alMcoy 44 points45 points ago

indeed, OP never learns

[–]karltee 8 points9 points ago

I guess I wasn't on Reddit when the post happened...

[–]Volper 1 point2 points ago

Beverly Hills Cop! Love the first two.

[–]Skilol -4 points-3 points ago

Good guy Op, trying to get us boobs.

[–]stepharee 5 points6 points ago

And he has full-blown AIDS.

[–]sarfreer 2 points3 points ago

He'll fight it off.

[–]olibird978 2 points3 points ago

Resist...urge....

[–]Hanzaru 2 points3 points ago

One more and i will throw up.

[–]Jumped_On_That 3 points4 points ago

I think people have actually started reposting material with the expectation of boobs.

[–]MinjaSaurus 1 point2 points ago

FFS, this was posted like 2 days ago....

[–]Dont_Forget_My_Name 1 point2 points ago

It is very strange seeing something posted by my friends mom on Facebook then seeing it on reddit later.

[–]theoldpretender 1 point2 points ago

I found this hilarious image on reddit! reddit would love this!

[–]RabbitSlayer212 0 points1 point ago

this was posted like a week ago. honestly? have some dignity, and wait atleast a month.

[–]panther55901 0 points1 point ago

As someone who absolutely loved the first installment. Taken 2 was obnoxiously bad.

[–]krzlmrps 0 points1 point ago

again?

[–]olibird978 2 points3 points ago

GOD DAMNIT ITS A REPOST!

[–]Erad17 3 points4 points ago

REEEEEPOOOOOSSSSTTTTTT.

[–]Jiromoke 0 points1 point ago

Get the fuck back to Facebook.

[–]megustcizer 2 points3 points ago

He also killed a bunch of aliens (Battleship), and made a pack of wolves his bitch (The Grey). If you mess with Liam Neeson, kill yourself now and save yourself the agony.

[–]Everyone_Does_Pills 3 points4 points ago

People keep forgetting that he fought an entire pack of wolves with his fists. I don't know how you can forget that a person did that.

[–]SirTojo 1 point2 points ago

Because you never got to see that. He taped a knife in one hand and broken bottles in the other before charging the wolf and then the movie ends.

[–]Not_Scechy 2 points3 points ago

But Then it shows him lying on top of the alpha wolf still Breathing at the very end

[–]SirTojo 3 points4 points ago

After the fucking credits?

[–]MrJoeBlow 2 points3 points ago

FUCKING SPOILERS MOTHERFUCKERS

[–]Everyone_Does_Pills 1 point2 points ago

Clearly he beat the shit out of those wolves if he lived on to have some guy kidnap his daughter again or whatever.

[–]SirTojo 1 point2 points ago

Isn't the more logical expliation be that there is at anytime in any dimension a Liam Neeson.

He is white jesus.

[–]Mmars21[S] -1 points0 points ago

you do make very valid point.

[–]akwardgunman 0 points1 point ago

Who did he play in Battleship?

[–]johnnytheracoon 0 points1 point ago

Wait, in what movie was he Zeus in?

[–]chinaman1472 0 points1 point ago

Clash of the Titans.

[–]johnnytheracoon 0 points1 point ago

thank you

[–]poonJavi39 0 points1 point ago

Hollywood never learns... that this story line has already been used many times......BORING!

[–]PaigeisGroovin -1 points0 points ago

this has seriously been on reddit at least 5 other times. it's no longer funny.

[–]Madman604 1 point2 points ago

In his spare time he saves Jews.

[–]Sophieboopbop 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention the King of Narnia!!

[–]daxattacks 0 points1 point ago

Also trained wolves how to die horribly.

[–]MenosDaBear -1 points0 points ago

It should really say:

I've had a good string of acting jobs

Why the hell did I think this sequel would be a good idea

[–]DrStrangeloves 1 point2 points ago

These never make me laugh. Mostly because he's been badass since Darkman.

[–]rNdomredditor 0 points1 point ago

And you still read this in my voice?

[–]ledd -1 points0 points ago

Congrats. This is the post that makes me unsub from /r/funny. It has become a combination of thing I didn't think were funny when I saw them on Facebook and shot from tumblr. It was nice knowing you /r/funny.

[–]kodt 1 point2 points ago

I think he was most badass in Rob Roy, that sword fight.

[–]BIC3PS 0 points1 point ago

Nope, never seen that one.

[–]adriennek 1 point2 points ago

The tiny snap next to the guys neck kills me haha

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]barristonsmellme 0 points1 point ago

Probably punishment for his daughter running like she's wearing a backpack filled with A FUCKING ELEPHANT.

[–]ManFishSam 0 points1 point ago

This is so true!

[–]carcrazy0214 1 point2 points ago

No mention of being freaking Aslan or leader of the A-Team?

[–]chasemanwew 1 point2 points ago

I think the little "SNAP!" by the guy's neck makes the picture.

[–]pokemaster_winter 1 point2 points ago

He's also the fuckin king of Narnia

[–]vaderkitty 0 points1 point ago

this movie sucked

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

Same text with a different picture.

[–]moddestmouse 1 point2 points ago

I was Jesus and a lion IN THE SAME MOVIE.

[–]lurveloaveluff 0 points1 point ago

I usually prefer to refer to Aslan as "Jesus Lion."

[–]freen69 0 points1 point ago

He wouldn't be believable as a green grocer though.

[–]kaddyb 0 points1 point ago

Also the Priest in Gangs of New York, fun fact

[–]XxMrPerfectPRxX 0 points1 point ago

i hate reposts

[–]chilidog17 1 point2 points ago

Im so fucking tired of seeing this reposted.

[–]less_talk_more_bacon -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, reposters never learn.

[–]Folan 0 points1 point ago

TIL Qui-Gon Jinn was played by Liam Neeson...

[–]lillexort 0 points1 point ago

He did let it happen twice...

[–]astro2039194 -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit, you know reddit's going downhill when content is taken from facebook.

[–]Badace528 0 points1 point ago

Now I realize why that guy looked so familiar! He's Qi-Gon Jin (or however you spell it)

[–]AxelCaprio 0 points1 point ago

You forgot he was the leader of the A-Team.