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[–]couhai 27 points28 points ago

Risky click of the day. Not what I was expecting when I opened "god, I'm so deep".

[–]New_World_Era 9 points10 points ago

It's safe guys

[–]Schobbo 2 points3 points ago

Oh yea, that's the stuff.

[–]Pretty_Insignificant 22 points23 points ago

''Random bullshit i just came up with''

                     -Marilyn monroe

[–]Dracomantis 6 points7 points ago

OMGH SUCH AN INSPERATION!!!

-Moronic 14 year olds

[–]tylerd3 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but the anti-motivational ones are fun!!

[–]Dracomantis 14 points15 points ago

I have the sand dunes, scorpion one as my desktop at the moment.

EDIT: This

[–]Lleamen 9 points10 points ago

I prefer these ones

Those are seperate links, btw.

[–]tylerd3 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, made my day with that one...

[–]madlordofestnoth 6 points7 points ago

God: "Here I go creating a beautiful landscape and sky and you have to ruin it with your pretensions... asshole"

[–]obligatory_ 1 point2 points ago

In Helvetica.

[–]geej 5 points6 points ago

That's IMPACT

[–]SuddenEnd 5 points6 points ago

N

[–]catalinte 0 points1 point ago

I found the nigger, but where is my bike?

[–]livehard444 5 points6 points ago

Insert religious comment

[–]veegz93 2 points3 points ago

Change the background to space and you have half of the postes on /r/atheism

[–]804R 0 points1 point ago

These are called fuckscapes. I've made a bunch myself and there's plenty here (somewhere, just look around a bit) and here.

[–]fotomr 1 point2 points ago

did you also post it on tumblr with 50 tags?

[–]TheCoffeeGuy77 1 point2 points ago

... .tumblr.com

[–]thealessandroshow 1 point2 points ago

Damn I wish I could read

[–]youhavecondoms 1 point2 points ago

"God, I'm so deep." - He said

[–]mkrixann 0 points1 point ago

Saw the title of this and thought I was in for something MUCH different...

[–]Salinkus 0 points1 point ago

So deep

[–]woofers02 0 points1 point ago

You blew the font choice.

[–]glemmstengal 0 points1 point ago

I saw some car with a huge decal across the back which had some dumbass Marilyn Monroe quote on it

that's all, just wanted to say that

[–]the_most_cleavers 0 points1 point ago

YOU USED IMPACT. IMPACT CAN NEVER BE DEEP

OH GOD MY BRAIN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!

[–]MattBarnthouse 0 points1 point ago

"Cliché" - Drake

[–]Tybodsm 1 point2 points ago

Comment on how you misquoted it and a brief history of the origins of the quote

[–]DeaconSage 0 points1 point ago

God damn it, I posted this 2 months ago.

[–]linenloren 0 points1 point ago

This pleases me.

[–]CrabPonies 0 points1 point ago

Inspiring yet heart breaking story with a kick ass ending relating to OP's post

[–]kyledouglas521 0 points1 point ago

I am practically choking from all the smug in this comments section.

[–]spambot_3000 0 points1 point ago

now my background

[–]Punkrocker333 0 points1 point ago

Pretty damn good picture, though.

[–]snakeoilHero 0 points1 point ago

I came thinking the title would be NSFW pic. Thoroughly disappointed...

[–]MrSelfdizstruct75 1 point2 points ago

High Res version???

[–]phuge 0 points1 point ago

Which famous smart person are you?

[–]johncorcoran 0 points1 point ago

This is probably my favorite quote of all time. I didnt think many people had heard this one before!

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

Someone posted one a few months ago that was supposed to be this incredibly hot girl's ass, and the "inspirational" quote on it was "She poops from there." The thought of it frequently makes me giggle.

[–]Davejake2795 0 points1 point ago

I feel inspired.

[–]Dizzy_Hooves 0 points1 point ago

Reddit, you're failing me. Saw this on facebook two days a go.

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Science

-Neil Degrasse Sagan

[–]TeexasMade 0 points1 point ago

I will have this quote tattooed on my body

[–]IdleTyrant 0 points1 point ago

I'm not going to lie, I'm rather digging the pic in the background. Reminds me of home.

[–]IMeltStuff 0 points1 point ago

It'd be funny to see these quotes get popular but over significantly less epic pictures.

[–]15r3Drzud123 1 point2 points ago

OK, as long as [FAMOUS SMART PERSON] said it.

[–]Draugr_Overlord -1 points0 points ago

/r/QuotesPorn in a nutshell

[–]apb1979a 1 point2 points ago

The front page of r/atheism