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[–]6times9is42 35 points36 points ago

Well fuck.

[–]YodamanjaroDeadpool 5 points6 points ago

It's okay, I'll be sticking to land where he's utterly useless.

[–]YodamanjaroDeadpool 21 points22 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK?

Well, I'm staying away from that dude.

[–]chefmattmatt 2 points3 points ago

That is from when San Diego fell into the sea. So it was underwater.

[–]TheStJimiCaptain America 1 point2 points ago

I just love the fact the it says AMERICAN at the bottom

[–]CrimsonAcid93Ultimate Spider-Man 1 point2 points ago

how?!

[–]jordanlund 39 points40 points ago

His body structure can withstand the pressures of the deep ocean, this gives him incredible strength on land.

[–]CuriousAbra 25 points26 points ago

It'd make him explode like an overripe melon on land, but whatevs.

[–]neoblackdragon 17 points18 points ago

When magic and what not is involved, it's not that simple.

[–]DaTr0LL 2 points3 points ago

Yes, hand-waving explanations solve everything!

[–]hollowmosh 19 points20 points ago

Curse those comic books and their science that doesn't make sense!

[–]homochrist 2 points3 points ago

cosmic radiation hit a moon isotope and made my son gay. that's why i have the powers of a stoat and can fly or whatever.

[–]FranklinWearsPants 1 point2 points ago

I took a step back from my expectations from comic book science when I heard the phrase "Meta-science".

[–]JimmyHavok 7 points8 points ago

No, man, he's so strong he doesn't explode.

[–]OmNomNomBrainzMagneto 1 point2 points ago

The combined willpower of all sea life keeps him intact.

[–]rumetzenBloodshot 11 points12 points ago

By being ridiculously badass.

[–]PantsFerretHellboy 8 points9 points ago

I guess the city was below sea level.

[–]nerdlightsFlash 2 points3 points ago

Those are just his powers, aha.

[–]altherin 17 points18 points ago

Aquaman is actually pretty badass in the new 52 the writers are doing good with him

[–]CWagner 8 points9 points ago

He was pretty awesome in some former incarnations as well:) You always have to remember that he is easily able to survive at the bottom of the Mariana Trench :)

[–]DrellAssassinRorschach 5 points6 points ago

I'm still fairly new to comics, but I've been reading all of the new 52 Batman and have been loving it. Would you recommend Aquaman? The owner of my comic shop said it was good, I was interested to hear other opinions.

[–]NotoriousFIG 10 points11 points ago

I definitely vouch for the new 52 Aquaman, so good.

[–]altherin 2 points3 points ago

Yes it will be a good buy I recommend

[–]caseofthemattsbeast 0 points1 point ago

I loved the first arc, which was around 5 issues, I believe? I dropped it after that, it started to get a little eh to me. But people say it's still good, so I'm thinking of picking up the trade when it comes out.

[–]dpm21Green Lantern 7 points8 points ago

you obviously don't know Aquaman

[–]YodamanjaroDeadpool 1 point2 points ago

You are correct. I mainly read Marvel.

[–]neoblackdragon 2 points3 points ago

Fight him in the desert for a few hours and you have the edge. But they key is you need to be ridiculously strong or packing a lot of heat to even last several minutes. He's very powerful on land and uber powerful on water.

[–]YodamanjaroDeadpool 0 points1 point ago

Well if I've got Wade next to my side nothing will go wrong.

...Right?

[–]zeekarGreen Lantern 2 points3 points ago

Wade's brother Slade couldn't take down Aquaman, but he didn't have Wade's ability to break the fourth wall. Tough call....

[–]KookyGuyBatman 32 points33 points ago

[–]samx3iBatman 19 points20 points ago

Aquaman: too busy not giving a fuck to care what anybody thinks.

[–]Pauls2theWall 2 points3 points ago

Namor vs. Aquaman?!?!

[–]samx3iBatman 5 points6 points ago

[–]OmNomNomBrainzMagneto 0 points1 point ago

Jubilee(?) vs Robin must've been a fun fight.

[–]misplaced_my_pants 0 points1 point ago

Jubilee(?) vs Robin must've been a fun night.

How I initially read it.

[–]DrStrangeFate 0 points1 point ago

You are actually correct

[–]greend88Spider-Man 0 points1 point ago

If I remember right they end the fight by making out...so you're actually correct.

[–]samx3iBatman 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, they didn't exactly "fight." Here's their epic "battle." Here's the results of all the battles:

Spider-Man defeats Superboy

Superman defeats Hulk

Thor defeats Captain Marvel

Robin III defeats Jubilee

Wolverine defeats Lobo

Storm defeats Wonder Woman

Aquaman defeats Namor the Sub-Mariner

Flash defeats Quicksilver

Elektra defeats Catwoman

Silver Surfer defeats Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner)

Batman defeats Captain America

There were a lot of other fights limited to one panel or that happened "off-camera," but those were the official ones fans voted on.

[–]ShakerzamanSpider-Man 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck happened to thor...?

[–]samx3iBatman 1 point2 points ago

You mean the retarded costume? Ugh... it was the 90s.

90s Thor

Armored Daredevil

Clone Spider-Man

Mullet Superman

Biker shorts Wonder Woman

Superboy

Bone clawed feral animal Wolverine

Armored Captain America

Armored Booster Gold

(armor was big in the 90s)

"Warrior" Guy Gardener

Angel of Death Punisher

Slutty Invisible Woman

Azrael Batman

Batshit insane Dr. Fate

Rob Liefeld Captain America

Electric boogaloo Superman

Leather jacket Avengers

Crazy heavy metal Namor

S&M Zatana

Pretty much everything Rob Liefeld...

The 90s... it was a different time...

[–]Pauls2theWall 1 point2 points ago

I am a big marvel/dc cartoon fan, never one for the graphic novels, always growing up thinking they're two completely different universes. Now after having seen Batman & Spider-Man team up, and Namor go up against Aquaman, I may need to find these stories.

[–]samx3iBatman 6 points7 points ago

You're missing out by ruling out the graphic novels. I promise you, that's where all the best stories come from.

[–]TrashLurkerLobo Intergalactic Bounty Hunter 0 points1 point ago

I agree - they're pretty much all I read!

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 1 point2 points ago

They are two separate universes. They used to have special crossovers every now and then. I know Quesada was involved somehow, but I don't remember how exactly, but DC said that they wouldn't work with Marvel as long as something or another. But they used to happen.

[–]Ozlin 0 points1 point ago

I imagine this is likely more difficult now that they are both owned by massive parent companies. But that's really just my own assuming.

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 1 point2 points ago

Also a possibility. But if I can keep blaming Quesada for it, I'd like to, haha.

[–]samx3iBatman 0 points1 point ago

By the way, if you're serious about getting started in the graphic novels, just ask and I'll be happy to make recommendations, but the first thing I always suggest is to check your local library. Most libraries have graphic novel and manga sections and usually stock the better books.

[–]Pauls2theWall 1 point2 points ago

That's a great idea. Any type of e-reader for graphic novels?

[–]samx3iBatman 1 point2 points ago

I don't own an e-reader, but I do know that both Marvel and DC release all their titles as digital downloads, now. Some of the comics even come with a download voucher so you have the best of both worlds.

Someone else will have to speak to whether the digital versions are e-reader compatible. I'm behind the technological curve on that one.

[–]Pauls2theWall 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. Ill be checking that out soon!

[–]Numlocks 2 points3 points ago

I was glad when Namor started wearing pants. Cant take him seriously when he walks around in his speedos all day.

[–]samx3iBatman 0 points1 point ago

I can't take him seriously because he has wings on his feet. Why in the flying fuck would an Atlantean, someone who lives under water, need wings of any kind, let alone tiny ones one their feet, or the ability to fly? Maybe flippers would make more sense? Gills?

[–]TheMancersDilemaNova 40 points41 points ago

The man is the sovereign ruler of over 70% of the planet. Is essentially bullet proof and can toss cars around like they're baseballs.

On top of that he can mentally manipulate water in pretty much anyway he wants and has low grade telepathy to boot.

On land you're regular fucked. In or anywhere near water you're upgraded to ultra fucked.

[–]ztfreeman 16 points17 points ago

Also, doesn't he have a healing factor that surpasses Wolverine's?

[–]TheMancersDilemaNova 29 points30 points ago

Yup, if you took away the fish thing he would be a more interesting superman without flight or lazers. That's the thing everyone gets hung up on though. Like how Hank Pym will always be a wife beater no matter how many lives he saves.

[–]borkborkbork99 2 points3 points ago

But how does that explain the hook hand??

[–]neoblackdragon 5 points6 points ago

Being able to heal damage and regenerate a limb/organ are two different things. Wolverine can do both, though I think it's a tad bit iffy since they sorta imply at some point that if you cut off his arm then that's it for the arm. It either needs to be reattached or he's got his 3 claws just sticking out.

[–]borkborkbork99 4 points5 points ago

Gotcha - thanks. Yeah, Wolverine's healing factor varies depending upon who's writing the book. There was an X-Man annual where he was basically incinerated, but a single drop of his blood dropped onto some magic crystal and he was reborn instantaneously.

[–]MrJMaxted0291 4 points5 points ago

And I thought it was bad enough when Nitro blew him down to his metal skeleton and he just went and grew back a whole body in like 30 seconds.

[–]derock33Rick Grimes 5 points6 points ago

Wouldn't he have regenerated without his adamantium skeleton? That is a super-massive plot hole.

[–]misplaced_my_pants 7 points8 points ago

Well you also have to answer how he remembers anything when his brain was destroyed.

[–]JimmyHavok 2 points3 points ago

Ultimate Hulk tore Ultimate Wolverine in half, then Ultimate Nick Fury cut off his head then shot the head, and he seemed none the worse for the wear.

[–]Numlocks 2 points3 points ago

Ultimate Nick Fury is a jerk!

[–]theonetheyforgotabou 0 points1 point ago

I think it was explained that in the Ultimate universe, Wolverine isn't fully adamantized, his joints are the exception or something like that. Hence why Hulk was able to rip him apart.

[–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking more about how it didn't seem to bother him a whole lot, other than as an affront to his manhood.

[–]DrStrangeFate 0 points1 point ago

He died didn't he?

[–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point ago

You'd think so, but nope. Ultimate Wolverine and Ultimate Hulk end the arc as Ultimate bros, Casablanca-style.

According to Wikipedia, Ultimate Wolverine was killed by Ultimate Magneto at the end of Ultimatum.

[–]DrStrangeFate 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I knew he died just didn't know how.

[–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point ago

I love Wikipedia for keeping up with the status of characters I don't follow regularly.

[–]Phleck 0 points1 point ago

A dude fed his hand to a school of piranha (his telempathy can't beat survival insticts). So instead of being whinny about it he put a hook on that shit. He also stuck that dudes head in the same pool. Well tripped him into it.

[–]DuctileDonkey 9 points10 points ago

70% of the planet's surface is covered with water. It is a much smaller number if one were to consider the planet's entire volume.

That being said, Aquaman is a pretty cool guy. :)

[–]GreenK 0 points1 point ago

He was only hydrokinetic when he had the Waterbearer Hand. And you forgot that since all life originated in the seas, his telepathy applies to everything.

[–]Skallox 0 points1 point ago

Not quite.
To quote aquaman from Wednesday comics: Supergirl. "Here's the rule to remember..if its got legs..two, four, whatever, I most likely cant help you. Other than a seal, if it's got fur, you can bet the bank we wont be able to say one word."

[–]GreenK 0 points1 point ago

His telepathy works on Pale Martians, who originated from the ancient seas of Mars. The same would work on humans

[–]rawlingstonesDC Database Administrator 1 point2 points ago

I've never understood why Aquaman is more powerful underwater than on land. I mean, I get it that he's Atlantean so he's more powerful than others in the water. But you'd think he'd be more powerful on land where there aren't 10,000 atmospheres of pressure pushing down on him. If Aquaman has super-strength at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, you'd think he'd be like a million times faster and more powerful on land.

[–]QuickTakeMyHand 17 points18 points ago

Outrageous!

[–]Joshf1234Spider-Man 11 points12 points ago

Brave and the Bold did Aquaman a ton of favors. After watching some of his episodes, I freaking love him now.

[–]Ingenium21 11 points12 points ago

AQUAMANS ROUSING SONG OF HEROISM!!

[–]i_do_stuffTitans, Together! 7 points8 points ago

YOU DON'T LOOK ROUSED

[–]samx3iBatman 13 points14 points ago

Summoning Cthulhu: the one power Superman doesn't have.

[–]VonSockthroatSpider Jeruselem 8 points9 points ago

Yet.

[–]andrevalentinejill 13 points14 points ago

Just give Grant Morrison some more time and you'll see.

[–]LurkyMcReddit 5 points6 points ago

Th instructions were on the USB stick.

[–]CryoftheBansheeMild-Mannered Redditor 35 points36 points ago

Anyone who thinks Aquaman is useless knows nothing about him.

[–]reverend_bones 28 points29 points ago

I like when he reminds people that he is a King. Of a nation that surrounds everyone else.

[–]TastyBrainMeatsAquaman 6 points7 points ago

In terms of total area, Aquaman is the de facto ruler of the Earth.

[–]CuriousAbra 4 points5 points ago

Also: his army has lasers.

[–]Ozlin 0 points1 point ago

They put on one hell of a Laser Floyd show.

[–]MrJMaxted0291 2 points3 points ago

What about all the landlocked countries like Switzerland? They enjoy a natural buffer from all that Atlantean heat.

[–]585AMNova 1 point2 points ago

Read Flashpoint.

[–]DrStrangeFate 0 points1 point ago

In Flashpoint Aquaman let them have it

[–]tenshi5050 5 points6 points ago

Are Cthulhus even aquatic/marine creatures?

[–]AltairEagleEyeDeadpool 11 points12 points ago

Multiple Cthulhu? Inconceivable!

[–]terranq 3 points4 points ago

Cthulhii?

[–]TastyBrainMeatsAquaman 8 points9 points ago

Yes. Mostly because Lovecraft was disgusted by shellfish.

[–]SilverSpider781Ultimate Spider-Fan 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure Cthulhu isn't even made of earth-matter. Aquaman controlling him makes no sense.

[–]The_BlackeningEarth's Mightiest Hero 2 points3 points ago

But everything else regarding DC fan-fiction does?

[–]SilverSpider781Ultimate Spider-Fan 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm just disagreeing with this one instance of fanfic. Other people can tackle the rest.

[–]mwmani 1 point2 points ago

Right? No one seems to care about the rules anymore!

[–]Piker10Aquaman 0 points1 point ago

well he does dwell in the ocean depths in ryleh. just assume old cthulhu is shit scared of aquaman

[–]PantsFerretHellboy 1 point2 points ago

Aquaman is his landlord.

[–]zeekarGreen Lantern 0 points1 point ago

Using "Cthulhu" in the plural is like calling all Asgardians "Thors".

[–]biggumsthunder 3 points4 points ago

DAMN SON! THEY DONE CHANGED DA GAME!

[–]r2datu 3 points4 points ago

People always seem to overlook the fact that Aquaman is essentially Thor.

[–]duncan12457Rorschach 2 points3 points ago

I'M*

[–]Aleksandre88 2 points3 points ago

There is a realy cool story By JMS where Aquaman and the Demon fight a Lovecraftian Monsters. Brave and the Bold 32 I think it made Aquaman a Badass Protecter of humanity before new 52 check it out.

[–]shazoom 0 points1 point ago

Just got this from COMIXOLOGY and have to say its a fantastic read!

[–]mbin33 0 points1 point ago

Aw, if you don't like starfish you're gonna be mad about what I just did!

[–]rosticles 1 point2 points ago

This would get me reading Aquaman.

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 4 points5 points ago

In the current run, he beats the shit out of a bunch of creatures from the Mariana's Trench and then blows up their entire God damned hive. I recommend it.

[–]kinshukc 0 points1 point ago

This creature looks strangely similar to the monster outside the Mines of Moria (watcher in the water?).

[–]mship 6 points7 points ago

This creature is something from the mind of HP Love craft.

[–]sniktbubsnikt 0 points1 point ago

Eh, Namor doesn't need Cthulhu to be cool, and he has little fairy wings on his ankles.

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 0 points1 point ago

Neither does Aquaman.

[–]Masturbasser87 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to see Johns write an arch where Aquaman fights Chtulu.

[–]TastyBrainMeatsAquaman 9 points10 points ago

He does it. Aquaman literally fights an elder god roughly once a year to prevent it from rising and destroying the Earth.

[–]rumetzenBloodshot 0 points1 point ago

Where's this from?

[–]TastyBrainMeatsAquaman 0 points1 point ago

Cannot find a ref at the moment, will look later

[–]Eulenspiegel74 1 point2 points ago

Ctulhu isn't a "sea-creature" just because he is buried under the sea.

[–]NinjaPenguin1312 0 points1 point ago

We still say that!

[–]BLUYear 0 points1 point ago

Not even Aqua-man would be able to control a Lovecraftian deity, much less Cthulhu. Cool pic though?

[–]darkalex8991Martian Man Hunter 0 points1 point ago

Yay cthulhu

[–]darthelmo 0 points1 point ago

If no one's said it, cross-post to /r/Lovecraft. They might get a kick out of this.

[–]Aethos 0 points1 point ago

Wow thats crazy, should have known this wasnt an original idea. Here is my personal artistic rendition of aquaman and chulthu I did for a friend this summer. Hope yall like it

http://aethos007.deviantart.com/#/d4vqvyq

[–]XIIIGanon 0 points1 point ago

There is a reason he's part of the big 7. Just because he likes the sea doesn't mean he's a living god on land as well. As the Ookla the Mok Aquaman song says "Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground"

[–]Dr_Discordian 1 point2 points ago

Aquaman would make a much cooler villain than hero.

[–]bearssmokebongs 2 points3 points ago

Repost they say

[–]PantsFerretHellboy 15 points16 points ago

I'll allow it. Aquaman has been the butt of so many comic geek jokes over the years, I think we should all just let him have this.

[–]samx3iBatman 6 points7 points ago

Aw, leave Aquaman alone!

[–]DJToastyBunsColossus -1 points0 points ago

What volume/issue is this from?

[–]samx3iBatman 6 points7 points ago

lol it's not

[–]DJToastyBunsColossus 0 points1 point ago

Ah, I see. It almost looks like it could've been from the latest Wonder Woman, given the art/old mythology theme.

[–]samx3iBatman -1 points0 points ago

I fully get what you mean, but no modern comic book from DC or Marvel would be that badly colored and the lines are pretty bad, too. For a professional artist, I mean. As fan art, this is pretty decent.

[–]DJToastyBunsColossus 1 point2 points ago

If only Marvel stuck to professional art...

...This is from AvX

http://plus4chan.org/b/co/src/135001467882.png

[–]samx3iBatman 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Just... okay.

I've been proven wrong this day...

[–]shazoom 0 points1 point ago

Its John Romita Jr. He's been doing this forever. Though his work on any of the Summer events seems pretty rushed (this and World War Hulk come to mind).

If you want to see JRjr at his best, I recommend Daredevil: The Man Without Fear by Frank Miller,John Romita Jr.

Also, forgot he did KICK-ASS

[–]DJToastyBunsColossus 0 points1 point ago

I know JRJ is great sometimes (Kick Ass had great art for what it was, and The Man Without Fear is probably my favorite standalone marvel graphic novel, except for maybe God Loves, Man Kills), but his work on AvX was so bad that it made me stop giving a shit about Marvel until the inevitable relaunches this fall.

[–]BLUYear 0 points1 point ago

I see your point (maybe) but I still don't see this as being worse than the OP's pic. The definitions are precise, there's a good flow on the panels and the colors are muted but they suffice. Sure, Romita Jr. clearly didn't give a fuck while he was doing this but this is still decent professional artwork, better than the sketch above if what you're looking for is consistency in lines. I'd say that middle panel in the middle line has some great perspective and angle work with Scott's body alone.

This is Romita giving a fuck.

http://img185.echo.cx/img185/3854/general2wb.jpg

http://beyondthebunker.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/romita-jr1.jpg

Besides, this is a sketch, it's not meant to be on a comic page.

[–]MrJMaxted0291 0 points1 point ago

But... Magneto's lazy eye...

[–]BLUYear 0 points1 point ago

A...yes...that eye.

[–]DJToastyBunsColossus 0 points1 point ago

There's also a page in AvX 2 where all the heroes are rushing each other on the beach, and the art is laughably bad. I'm not saying JRJ is bad all the time, I'm just pointing out the humor in how much of how shitty AvX turned out to be (despite it being the culmination of 10 years of Marvel comics...I'll admit, after JRJ left the art got better, but still).

EDIT: Found it.

[–]BLUYear 0 points1 point ago

Almost everyone sucked in this one. Coipel got a pass just because it's hard to say he's bad even when he's doing minimal effort.

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 0 points1 point ago

Man, has there ever been a costume designer who's kind to Wonder Man?

[–]BLUYear 0 points1 point ago

Never.

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 0 points1 point ago

Poor Simon Williams.

[–]terranq 0 points1 point ago

That looks like it was draw by JR Jr's retarded step cousin

[–]moodeetah -3 points-2 points ago

I have issues with Antman and Squirrel Girl and Aquaman type characters. Like, just because you CAN commune with animals doesn't mean that they'll listen to you. I can communicate with humans but that doesn't mean I can direct them to stop a robbery en masse or anything.

EDIT I REGRET NOTHING

[–]TastyBrainMeatsAquaman 2 points3 points ago

Aquaman telepathically commands sea life. Squirrel Girl does just ask squirrels to do her bidding - but come on, you'd do what she asked, too. She's adorable!

[–]HappyDays7Pym-Wasp 1 point2 points ago

Ant-Man's helmet basically works the same as instructions from the "queen ant," so yeah, they will listen to him.

Aquaman's powers are based on telepathy where he reaches into their brain and basically programs in the need to do what he wants them to. It's "commanding" more than "instructing."

Find me a sane creature that will say no to Squirrel Girl.

[–]RashidShahAquaman 1 point2 points ago

It's not that Aquaman talks with them. He uses telepathy to in essence control them into following him. At least according to the New 52.

[–]NFAFitness -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty the whole "aquaman sucks" thing is due to family guy and robot chicken.

[–]TastyBrainMeatsAquaman 9 points10 points ago

Blame it on the Superfriends.

[–]zeekarGreen Lantern 2 points3 points ago

Actually, it pretty much goes back to "Superfriends". Aquaman had his own cartoon in the 60's in which he was no more lame than any other animated superhero in the 60's. (Hey, riding a giant seahorse is kinda cool, and he had Garth helping him out by way of contrast.)

Power-wise, pretty much everyone in "Superfriends" was reduced to the bare basics of what made them different (while generally speaking and acting the same as each other in all other ways). Batman and Robin were useless without their utility belts. Wonder Woman was a glorified cowgirl ("LASSOO ALL THE THINGS!"). I think I saw GL make a ring construct exactly once, and he had to announce it as if he were a magic user in Order of the Stick ("I'll use my Power Ring to create a helicopter!"). And of course, Hawkman flew.

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[–]pringle_kingRick Grimes 9 points10 points ago

I've got to be honest, people with your lack of sense of humour and nitpicking is part of the reason why people tease me for reading comics.

[–]Ingenium21 1 point2 points ago

Cthulu is a creature of the sea. Aquaman controls creatures of the sea. Therefore...

[–]BLUYear 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to catch up on his Lovecraft reading.