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[–]Rountree85Then pick that motherfucker up. 11 points12 points ago

[–]YoChocolaNigger at Caffè breve, sucks your dick 8 points9 points ago

[–]shameful_execution(╯°□°)╯︵ sɹǝƃƃıu) 10 points11 points ago

[–]Logically_Flawedgud becoz im hatin the nigers 7 points8 points ago

[–]YoChocolaNigger at Caffè breve, sucks your dick 8 points9 points ago

What dost thou just exclaim to thyself, you meager wench? I'll have thou know I graduated valedictorian at Cambridge University, and thy hath partaken in numerous invasions of France, and thyself have over 300 recorded slayings. Thyself hath been trained in chivalrous warfare and thyself am the top Longbowman in the entire King of England's army. Thou art not a thing but target to thyself. Thy will conquer thou with accuracy the likes of which hath never been witnessed before upon this fair isle, dwell upon my oration. Thou think thou can get away with proclaiming such filth to thyself via His Majesty's letter deliverance service? Repeat your thoughts, copulator. As we engage in conversation thyself art summoning thy clandestine company of shadowy individuals across His Majesty's kingdom and thou fortress doth be traced this day so thou best prepare for the ruckus, peasant. The ruckus that decimates the pathetic meager object thou proclaim thou vitae. Thou be mortem, child. Thy can roam any county, any sunrise to sunset, and thy can take thou life in above 700 technques, and that's using naught but thy own gauntlets. Not exclusively is thy extensively trained in duelling without a blade, but thy pertain access to the entire arsenal of the His Majesty's Royal Cavalry and thy will use it to its complete usefulness to wipe thou forlorn buttocks off the face of the kingdom, thou meager dropping. If only thou could hath foreseen the divine retribution thou meager "quick-witted" exclamation would in due time bringeth upon thou, perhaps thou would hath halted thou tongue. Thou could not, thou did not, and thou art paying the blasted bounty, thou God forsaken imbicile. Thy shall excrete fury upon thou and thou will suffocate on said fury. Thou be vanquished, child.

[–]Logically_Flawedgud becoz im hatin the nigers 5 points6 points ago

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Oil-Well today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to school with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of oil barrels for a meeting I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her weapons-grade distiller crude and she was trying to talk the commandant into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $21,000,000.00 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my oil to the commandant, handed him a key to a desert hideout filled woth gold, and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all don't praise Allah) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Carl DePaul Dawtchins wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved ever for that is not the Will of Allah so I'm rocking some nice scruff, an armani suit, and a turban, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Carl DePaul Dawtchins? Ma'am I'm a Muslim who makes an incredible wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypothetical atheism is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the arms dealers started to whistle and cheer, soon smugglers joined in and even the commandant. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

[–]Logically_Flawedgud becoz im hatin the nigers 5 points6 points ago

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple goyim that I know from when I went to church to berate Christians for not knowing how to manage their money with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get the 1 liter of Manichevitz Grape Drink for my cousin's Bar Mitzvah I was heading to, and besides, I had a coupon. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my yid head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase, because I had a coupon for $0.21 for that very item she seemed to lack (for the record, I wasn't about to offer her my coupon, but I was rather wondering why she didn't have one of he own. So dumb). Now all these goyim families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my Niggeraide to the cashier, handed him a coupon and my debit card and told her to give me her change. One of the middle aged shiksas (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make under 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For a blatantly obvious reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in ever so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Kitel, and tallis, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an Jew who makes maximum wage and I was the one who stepped up to rub my coupon savvy in her face? Your money-squandering Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

[–]XtortionBearNAGGERDACKS 5 points6 points ago

I read that article too. It was about RickyGervatheist.

[–]LeSpatulasmeli nigrs no gud[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]JustBrowsing4ChanThen pick that motherfucker up. 5 points6 points ago

I'll take your offer LeSpatula

[–]hinga_dinga_dargen 2 points3 points ago

WITH PORT AND STARBOARD ATTATCHMENTS?

[–]StormKid 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Logically_Flawedgud becoz im hatin the nigers 6 points7 points ago

[–]Logically_Flawedgud becoz im hatin the nigers 5 points6 points ago

[–]vacalicious 4 points5 points ago

[–]Logically_Flawedgud becoz im hatin the nigers 6 points7 points ago