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[–]that-guy-you-like 40 points41 points ago

Calculating functions... Resolving vectors... Determining landing pad... Done, and... POW

[–]lnenad 2 points3 points ago

Mr. La Forge,

[–]Kubaker1 -1 points0 points ago

Missster Potter.

[–]thorofasgard 18 points19 points ago

The cat in the background gives zero fucks.

[–]SmoresPies 4 points5 points ago

catatonic shock. he knows he's next.

[–]thorofasgard 3 points4 points ago

Tonight...you.

[–]FleetingThought 31 points32 points ago

Commas are our friends.

[–]dunchen22 9 points10 points ago

It's his couch, and that cat is his couch bitch.

[–]whatismyproblem 5 points6 points ago

Commies are our fiends

[–]jadanzzy 0 points1 point ago

I thought OP was describing his/her cat.

[–]Hazy_V 0 points1 point ago

And grammar nazis are not.

[–]doomgiver98 0 points1 point ago

You understood it perfectly without the commas. Don't be a bitch just because you can.

EDIT: This is Reddit; I don't know why I expected anything other than downvotes.

[–]splendourized -2 points-1 points ago

OK ll'l jsut tpye hwoeevr I wnat sncie poelpe wlil slitl udnresntad me.

[–]Bear_Hurts -2 points-1 points ago

Actually as long as the first and last letter of a word is in place it can usually be understood regardless of the arrangement of the rest of the letters when read.

[–]splendourized 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. You could understand my terrible spelling.

[–]penguinsderp 2 points3 points ago

Long live the king!

[–]ilikedroids 9 points10 points ago

x/post of r/gifs

Proof

[–]EddieFrits 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't the karma whores give us at least a week in between reposts?

[–]aroorda 5 points6 points ago

Was anyone else expecting Jesse Pinkman at a garage sale or in an episode of cribs?

[–]coleosis1414 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Mr. White!! SAVINGS!!

[–]flyvehest 2 points3 points ago

Thats what I call a sucker-pounce

[–]clowns_will_eat_me 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yo couch!

[–]fregu149 5 points6 points ago

.jpeg What kind of sorcery is this!?

[–]Bakaveli 3 points4 points ago

TIL Imgur only goes by the characters between the / and the .extension to retrieve files.

You can change it to .png and it'll be the same thing.

[–]SiickNastikillr 3 points4 points ago

I will be sure to change a scary gif into a .jpg that way.

[–]immoralminority 0 points1 point ago

This does not work

[–]Bakaveli 2 points3 points ago

It's called imgur, not txtur.

[–]Scapegoat_the_third 2 points3 points ago

Works with the hoverzoom extension though

[–]Requi3m 0 points1 point ago

This has nothing to do with imgur. If you rename a gif to a jpeg it's still a gif. Try renaming a gif file on your computer and opening it.

[–]Clockstop_ 3 points4 points ago

Seems repost.

[–]jas0nb 2 points3 points ago

That's got to be one of the fastest reposts I've ever seen.

[–]kippot 0 points1 point ago

stay out of my territory !

[–]Kalifx 1 point2 points ago

Couch bitch!

That cat overstayed his welcome

[–]TheVetrinarian 0 points1 point ago

that's one nice couch bitch

[–]pyres 1 point2 points ago

Enough cats to identify potential borderline crazy cat lady personality disorder.

[–]dyalikedags 0 points1 point ago

Is this the same couch where the cat tries jumping into a cardboard box with the two dogs just looking at it?

[–]The_Commander 0 points1 point ago

This is SPARTA!!!

[–]Madpony -1 points0 points ago

[–]mgearliosus 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sorry it just peed on the couch. It was raining outside and thunder happened.

[–]TheAex 0 points1 point ago

Cats are fucking manaical

[–]MaK_Ultra 1 point2 points ago

Cats are assholes.

[–]Ghenges 0 points1 point ago

"Does little kitty..have to.. POUNCE a bitch!?!?!?"

[–]BoorishAmoeba11 -1 points0 points ago

What a pussy

[–]What_Good_Are_Cats 0 points1 point ago

So cats are assholes to each other too? It's a wonder they can live in a house together.

[–]Narfhole 0 points1 point ago

Ohagi fan, are you? Or, do you even know the cat's name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et9WuQdW4Rw

[–]hellokitty 0 points1 point ago

FALCON PUNCH!

[–]astra118 0 points1 point ago

Rick James Bitch.

[–]rferg3 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yo couch

[–]MeatMonger 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure, that was a "Gumba Stomp".

[–]WhatTheFedex 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "This is my cousin"... I was thoroughly confused until I re-read the title.

[–]jensenw 0 points1 point ago

Alpha as fuck

[–]mihkeltt 0 points1 point ago

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KewOE0Je5J8

The one being struck only has one eye.

[–]winbydefault 0 points1 point ago

This cat is a ninja

[–]cooooper 0 points1 point ago

"The whole world is a couch, bitch I'm Rick James tonight." -R. Kelly

[–]darkkite23 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure my brother has done something like this to me when I fell asleep on the couch, except he didn't jump on me. He farted in my face.

[–]anal_blazers 0 points1 point ago

I always wonder who the hell is just sitting around videotaping their cats....

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

The cat stood majestically as fuck in the end.

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

cats are assholes

[–]SargeMacLethal 0 points1 point ago

B- b-b-but it's a j-jpeg! 0_o What the hell is going on?!

[–]kurt8081 -4 points-3 points ago

"Look at him, staring at my girl... GTFO!!!!"

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance -4 points-3 points ago

Since when did things like this become funny?