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[–]smmfdyb 276 points277 points ago

Maybe blue is trying to hook up with yellow to make some green.

[–]MorreQ 45 points46 points ago

For some reason, I keep thinking Breaking Bad when I read this.

[–]doneitnow 14 points15 points ago

I'm watching Breaking Bad as I read these comments. It makes me feel all tingly inside.

[–]Oppfinnar-Jocke 30 points31 points ago

Walter White do earn some serious green and has a tough time avoiding the blue.

[–]silent_p 101 points102 points ago

No, he's making the blue. To make lots of green. With pink. Man.

[–]MrMo21 29 points30 points ago

[–]Mulligank 11 points12 points ago

I was thinking pokemon.

[–]InterstellarPancake 4 points5 points ago

I was thinking Arby's.

[–]AeBeeEll 226 points227 points ago

You're my boy, Blue!

[–]skateboard34 44 points45 points ago

RIP Blue

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 59 points60 points ago

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue - no yellow." [flug into pit] "Ahhhhhhhhh!!"

[–]Hayman68 12 points13 points ago

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–]varietyguys 6 points7 points ago

Well that depends... is it an African swallow or a European swallow?

[–]hugothenerd 7 points8 points ago

THIS. PEN. IS. RRRRRRRRROYAL BLUUUUUEEEE

[–]TheIllestVillain[S] 321 points322 points ago

I hope this is in the right section. I'm new.

[–]vteckickedin 428 points429 points ago

No, you should be in the blue results page.

[–]StupidButSerious 134 points135 points ago

/r/blue for the lazies.

[–]BlueKiwi 436 points437 points ago

Kinda interesting:

[–]available_nickname 58 points59 points ago

Holy fucking shit. I did not know there was a subreddit for menstruation porn. I'll go wash myself now.

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 50 points51 points ago

did you cum all over yourself or something?

[–]Crazy_Pillow 4 points5 points ago

That's fucked up...

Don't they know bears can smell the menstruation?

[–]nOrthSC 134 points135 points ago

I can confirm: r/pink is porn.

[–]King_Charles_II 69 points70 points ago

I had to check too, good work.

[–]makattak88 46 points47 points ago

You guys deserve a pat on the back. Edit: Fap* on the back.

[–]H3000 44 points45 points ago

Just so you know, that sounds kinda gay bro.

[–]kindofawardance 30 points31 points ago

King_Charles_II may very well be a lady

[–]BornInReddit 28 points29 points ago

There's a sentence you don't often hear...

[–]Downhilldude 9 points10 points ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]kindofawardance 26 points27 points ago

Is it weird that i clicked /r/red first?

[–]mogul218 5 points6 points ago

No, I did too.

[–]Bike_Mechanic_Man 26 points27 points ago

And of course the first one I click is the purple screen. Derp.

[–]hbdgas 24 points25 points ago

  • /r/brown: Private. Probably for the best...

[–]istiophorus 16 points17 points ago

People are freaking out with /r/red but /r/yellow is by far the most disturbing to me.

[–]DeathToPennies 16 points17 points ago

Indeed. It's almost like a look into the mind of a deranged bastard. No coherence. No sense of what's coming. One link is about a dog.

The next is about you.

[–]bcl0328 3 points4 points ago

i don't see anything bad...

[–]evening_ham 84 points85 points ago

protip: don't go to /r/red. just please don't do it.

[–]Djave_Bikinus 45 points46 points ago

Well that was absolutely fucking horrible.

[–]Spazit 40 points41 points ago

If you are like me and about to click on it it's period porn people. You don't need to see it.

[–]H3000 31 points32 points ago

I read this but I'm still about to click on it. I don't know why.

[–]TwoPassports 21 points22 points ago

Me too — oh god I can't stop. SOMEBODY HELP ME!

[–]jeevington 7 points8 points ago

Had this loading up in the background... thank fuck I read on

[–]melodylikemusic 4 points5 points ago

Erm, at first, I thought you meant period as in Rennaissance. [crawls back under warm and cozy rock]

[–]Littleguyyy 26 points27 points ago

[–]TheRealRory 11 points12 points ago

Oh dear god, that only made me want to click on it more and then i went to r/ttotm and dear fucking christ did I wish I hadn't.

[–]Emceee 9 points10 points ago

now why did you post that? I just had to click on it.

[–]TheIllestVillain[S] 25 points26 points ago

F___ing hell..

[–]no-game 109 points110 points ago

Thanks for blanking out the swear bro. You might have scared some children.

[–]enntwo 61 points62 points ago

I know when my children are involved in discussions about period porn, my primary concern is that of language.

[–]cjb1989 32 points33 points ago

You can swear on the internet, mate! It's okay.

[–]MnBran6 75 points76 points ago

Fudge

[–]BestNameEverTaken 10 points11 points ago

Wow, how do you censor stuff?

[–]RepairTools 16 points17 points ago

[type things you want to censor here](/spoiler) 

[–]Loki347 12 points13 points ago

[–]BANJO_MAN 21 points22 points ago

I was masturbating in my room when all of a sudden my sister called me downstairs because dinner was ready.

[–]BestNameEverTaken 20 points21 points ago

Firetruck it works!

[–]Furiouss06 4 points5 points ago

i hate you...

ok, not really but i dislike you.

[–]jamurp 4 points5 points ago

Urgh, thankfully I'd just finished fapping.

[–]Monkooli 4 points5 points ago

What is it?

[–]TheRealMisterMan 6 points7 points ago

Usual self shots subreddit but every girl is on their period. Blood errywhere. Not that bad actually.

[–]arienh4 2 points3 points ago

See /r/ttotm. Or no, really... don't. Don't.

If you don't see what the acronym ttotm has to do with the colour red... God help you.

[–]musicalatte 2 points3 points ago

That's like saying "don't look over here" and everyone does... We see what you're trying to do.

[–]RAPES_YOU_GENTLY 0 points1 point ago

Not just for the lazies. Any links even within Reddit help those on Reddit News as the app really does not allow for any type of custom navigation. Ex: you have to add a sub to go to it. ??

[–]treecosy 104 points105 points ago

Cross post to /r/mildlyinteresting. They thrive on this stuff.

[–]TheIllestVillain[S] 89 points90 points ago

I think I just found my new favourite subreddit.

[–]Antrikshy 60 points61 points ago

/r/firstworldanarchists is mildly related to your post as well.

[–]notsurewhatiam 10 points11 points ago

Blue being the anarchist of course.

[–]Dragas 19 points20 points ago

I thought you were talking about the blue from this show http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m052tk24h81r33r0fo1_500.gif

[–]corynnm 15 points16 points ago

Childhood fucking ruined.

[–]tritter211 49 points50 points ago

[–]The_Turbinator 40 points41 points ago

I didn't get a belly rub when I joined...

[–]Bethurz 24 points25 points ago

Seriously. I demand a belly rub.

[–]tritter211 5 points6 points ago

[–]Bethurz 4 points5 points ago

M'lady*. But thank you very much!

[–]tritter211 20 points21 points ago

[–]kevo7777 7 points8 points ago

r/firstworldanarchists

[–]Parkmayn 6 points7 points ago

just so you know I had the same idea as you a few months ago and didn't get any love :( http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/s4tfb/what_a_rebel/ welcome to reddit though!

[–]getbacktoworkpigs 33 points34 points ago

shit gets loco when you turn safe search off.

[–]jcmcbeth 4 points5 points ago

No it doesn't.

[–]hungrierdave 10 points11 points ago

So this is where Mr. Blue Sky was hiding away for so long

[–]sargENT_shart 36 points37 points ago

I'd say you're wrong, I'm using a SHARP AQUOS, yellow spectrum baby!

[–]Meta8 3 points4 points ago

Does it actually look better? Where does the yellow channel come from? I can't imagine many stations broadcast recordings filmed with an RGBY (order?) sensor.

[–]metroid_slayer 5 points6 points ago

You're correct, transmissions are still only RGB. The AQUOS display works by detecting a certain range of colors, (yellow,) and uses it's yellow pixel to display those. Since the source media wasn't made to be displayed this way, it just looks kinda saturated, and the colors are not accurate.

[–]nh- 2 points3 points ago

You mean, like lemon yellow?

[–]ubomw 39 points40 points ago

It's from http://redblueyellow.muxtape.com/. The URL and the title contain red/blue/yellow, there is little texts except some big red/blue/yellow. This webpage is relevant to yellow. The images don't have meaningful file names, so I guess Google picked the 3rd bitmap of the source (or a bitmap randomly).

If you want to search for yellow images, it's on your left where the colour is taken into action instead of texts.

Edit: for the lazy, search for yellow color, for blue color outline drawings.

[–]TheDuskDragon 36 points37 points ago

This really blue me away.

[–]MausIguana 6 points7 points ago

I blue myself every morning

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 0 points1 point ago

Did you hear OP just started using reddit?

[–]WDoE 14 points15 points ago

Yellow, yellow, yellow...

...

is my drug.

[–]McBurger 14 points15 points ago

I like your beard.

[–]ThisAverageGuy 8 points9 points ago

As a colourblind guy. What?

[–]camoh455 120 points121 points ago

Blue go home you're drunk

[–]CannedBeef 26 points27 points ago

Does he have a high blued alcohol level?

...anyone?

[–]afeller 34 points35 points ago

I think you blue it.

[–]bac0nBre4th 5 points6 points ago

I'm glad I waited until this all blue over.

[–]Djave_Bikinus 25 points26 points ago

I can azure you he does.

[–]TheA2P 5 points6 points ago

YELLOWFORT HAS BEEN BREACHED! CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE!

[–]chochazel 3 points4 points ago

I believe this may be the tool you require:

http://labs.tineye.com/multicolr

[–]ParkerEH 3 points4 points ago

Safe search off. Hmmmmmm....

[–]TheIllestVillain[S] 11 points12 points ago

Heh.. heh.. :/

[–]jeaton 2 points3 points ago

[–]Dev1ousPengu1n 7 points8 points ago

Go home, Blue! You're drunk!

[–]TheIllestVillain[S] 12 points13 points ago

Excellent.

[–]AffeMitWaffe 26 points27 points ago

Yup, he is new.

[–]Hayman68 9 points10 points ago

7 days old and his first post gets on the front page. 235 days old and my link karma hasn't even reached 1k.

[–]penntechnologies 0 points1 point ago

We've been infiltrated!

[–]elliad 0 points1 point ago

Fucking blue, always the sneakiest of colors...

[–]theredditeergeneral 0 points1 point ago

Blue is the official color of trolls

[–]caib00sie 1 point2 points ago

If it were green it would die!!

[–]MNorthey71 0 points1 point ago

This is the top rated front page post? Wow are we easily amused

[–]boredlike 0 points1 point ago

Okay let's be honest. You all just googled it.

[–]JimmyM80 2 points3 points ago

If you stare at the blue square then look away, you should see a yellow square. so technically...

[–]jkernan7553 -1 points0 points ago

Scumbag blue?

[–]drwhofan1985 0 points1 point ago

I just googled yellow and got the same results.

[–]boostedvolvo 0 points1 point ago

So this makes it to the top of the front page? I don't get the hive mind sometimes.

[–]freakylol 0 points1 point ago

[–]Gelba 1 point2 points ago

SVERIGEE!!FUCK YEAH!!!

[–]billthethird 1 point2 points ago

"What...is your favorite color?"

"Blue. No! Yellooooooowwww!"

[–]bayek 1 point2 points ago

"What... is your favorite color?"

"Blue... NO! YELLOOOOOW!"

[–]DatabaseCentral -1 points0 points ago

You should really put your safe search on.

[–]underwater_elephant 0 points1 point ago

what's your favorite color?

blue! no, yeeelloooooow...

[–]Mayhame 0 points1 point ago

INTRUDER ALERT! Blue Spy in the Base!

[–]KerimB 0 points1 point ago

"I was born yellow"

[–]ptrakk 0 points1 point ago

theres a yellow when you search 'blue'

[–]FoxGaming 0 points1 point ago

blue probs showed up cause it's on a site explaining how it is opposite of yellow

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

blue is a sneaky devil.

[–]DarkXlll 1 point2 points ago

Hipster yellow was yellow before everything else, now it's blue because yellow was too mainstream.

[–]PaxelSwe 0 points1 point ago

Why are you google-ing yellow?!

[–]bulletnips 0 points1 point ago

Nothing wrong with mingling with the yellow to make some green. Multi culturalism guys.

[–]tech-news-today 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately google cannot tell colors from images, so if you put the description of a blue image as yellow, thats what google thinks it is. Further if there are backlinks to that image with an anchor of yellow, then this will further convince google that it is a yellow image.

[–]BCouto 0 points1 point ago

We should all click on the blue image so that it becomes the top result.

[–]Thatonephonecall 0 points1 point ago

Dont look at red

[–]Chess_Slave 0 points1 point ago

According to the recent reddit post the yellow is a lie.

[–]unpopular_speech 1 point2 points ago

Maybe it was tagged because blue is the opposite of yellow?

[–]fupaphil 1 point2 points ago

This belongs in /r/firstworldanarchists. BLUE ISN'T PART OF YOUR SYSTEM.

[–]jamurp 0 points1 point ago

Googled searched 'yellow', this post checks out.

[–]malmac 1 point2 points ago

THE PERIMETER HAS BEEN BREACHED!!!

[–]tjreess 1 point2 points ago

Do you think Google puts those random images in the search to see if we are paying attention?

[–]Rudi_mental 1 point2 points ago

Oh I see, it's because you've got safe search off.

[–]BullwinkleB 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this song... "I depend on you, like yellow does on blue."

[–]CreeDorofl 0 points1 point ago

this would be a good ad for some search engine optimizer.

[–]squirtle787 0 points1 point ago

When to search it myself... OP is legit.

[–]mason89 1 point2 points ago

youve been a redditor for 7 days and already reached the front page, wow

[–]iheartinfected 0 points1 point ago

why is this on frontpage? better yet, why is this rank#1 for all of reddit?

[–]TelepathicTeletubby 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought it was about blue's clues. Complete let down.

[–]hydrogenc4r 0 points1 point ago

This belongs to r/mildlyinteresting.

[–]guy_from_sweden 0 points1 point ago

Inb4 sudden search spike for 'yellow'.

EDIT: It's already going up

[–]xDerivative 0 points1 point ago

That's no blue...

[–]Phuk_Moohamed 0 points1 point ago

Phuk u blew, I wants yellew

[–]RSLASHTREES_NAZI 0 points1 point ago

You can tell hes not actually in the group. He just blue himself.

[–]modeliste 0 points1 point ago

Stare at that blue square for 30 seconds, then look at a white surface.

[–]INTENSECHOCOLATE -1 points0 points ago

Fuckstick

[–]Chacoop 1 point2 points ago

You're my boy blue!

[–]XLR8Sam 0 points1 point ago

[–]Abrilliam 0 points1 point ago

"What is your favorite colour?" "Blue! NO! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"

[–]lolapalusum 0 points1 point ago

[–]hizzel 0 points1 point ago

I'm colour blind so its all grey to me.

[–]Rienke 0 points1 point ago

If you stare at it long enough and then look away it's actually yellow. It's meta-yellow.

[–]Jlockette 0 points1 point ago

ifunny is better than Reddit.

[–]czarr 0 points1 point ago

bye r/funny...

[–]Lovemeloveyou 0 points1 point ago

That's weird but intriging

[–]BgBootyBtches 0 points1 point ago

Much like my grandmother, it seems blue has lost some mental faculties and gotten its identity confused

[–]thepinkanator95 0 points1 point ago

[–]blubbblubb 0 points1 point ago

yellow or bello

[–]RealDollNipSlip 0 points1 point ago

[–]aaronla 0 points1 point ago

Actually, in color management software, there are test images designed such that colors invert (blue <-> yellow) if color conversion isn't performed correctly.

[–]Platefish 0 points1 point ago

As an SEO I find this fascinating and actually very useful.

Thanks OP!

[–]CraigDavidsuperfan -1 points0 points ago

Get outta there blue, you're drunk

[–]gizadog 0 points1 point ago

Blue, the pen is Bluuue

[–]blueprintblue 0 points1 point ago

Dammit.

[–]TrevelyanInc 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has tritanomaly...

uhm...

where?

[–]jakerman3 0 points1 point ago

I'm really surprised no one has said this yet but the reason it's there is explained by the opponent process theory

basically if you stare at blue for a little then look at something white. You'll see yellow. that's because blue and yellow are complementary colors

[–]Max519 0 points1 point ago

who up votes this shit?

[–]N2553 -1 points0 points ago

Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who went here after seeing this.

[–]merlinzbeard 0 points1 point ago

Give him a break guys, hes just drunk

[–]omaHA501 0 points1 point ago

well technically that yellow you see is just a little blue and a little red.

[–]petrov32 0 points1 point ago

You are not seeing YELLOW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3unPcJDbCc SCIENCE!

[–]zoso425 -1 points0 points ago

Go home Blue! You're drunk!

[–]isenorcj 0 points1 point ago

a man is free falling from the edge in less then 2 hours and this is the biggest thing on reddit? smh.. although I did laugh

[–]Isettledforthis 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't doubt that it's showing up due to it being on the opposing side of the visible light spectrum. If you were to look at a blue square long enough and then look away, you will see yellow. The same goes for yellow (you'll see a blue after effect).

Edit: here is an example

[–]SSSecret_Squirrel 0 points1 point ago

Blue is a coward. Therefore, he is yeller.

[–]Flying-Squirrel 0 points1 point ago

The after-image when you stare at something blue is yellow, and vice-versa for yellow.

[–]Eye-Conoclast 0 points1 point ago

It's because you have SafeSearch off!

[–]shuazien -1 points0 points ago

Go home blue, you're drunk.

[–]curt_schilli 0 points1 point ago

I see you have SafeSearch off, I too, like to live dangerously.

[–]Juggler1711 0 points1 point ago

"Look what happens when I mix blue and yellow! I call it... blellow."

[–]natethesaint 0 points1 point ago

if you scroll down further, red sneaks itself in as well

[–]tzuborg 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Sweden

[–]egustafs 0 points1 point ago

Emo yellow.

[–]ghettokhan 0 points1 point ago

go blue!

[–]HorrendousRex 1 point2 points ago

I am yellow-blue colorblind, and this post makes no sense to me.

(Ok, it does - it's not the right shade of blue to confuse me. But still, this gave me a good laugh.)

[–]hover888 0 points1 point ago

[–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

You could have at least said x-post from /r/firstworldanarchists

[–]pedrohim 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck were you googling yellow?

[–]sparklebear3000 0 points1 point ago

he just wants to fit in :(

[–]TheColorYellow 0 points1 point ago

Blue and I have a rocky past.

[–]gogoplata91 0 points1 point ago

...So out of curiosity, do you often Google image colors?

[–]degret 0 points1 point ago

Its someone making fun of blue on yellow colourblindness