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So I'm at a party and see this... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ekoorbnitram 344 points345 points ago

The rare photo of the "party pooper" in her habitat

[–]Choo_poo_in_ma_shoe 28 points29 points ago

Hey at least it wasn't in my shoe this time

[–]NickDerpkins 36 points37 points ago

Hey this could be a hereditary problem. Maybe bad bowel control runs in her jeans.

[–]starlightnoodle 0 points1 point ago

Diarrhea, runs in the genes.

[–]DouglassFunny 2 points3 points ago

Definitely, it runs in her family.

[–]yoshi0423 23 points24 points ago

I think this belongs here... http://www.videobash.com/video_show/jennifer-is-a-party-pooper-72447

[–]NotADamsel 7 points8 points ago

That was a risky, risky click.

[–]DeathBean 4 points5 points ago

she poops at parties

Oh god, that was so good.

[–]Simplyquit 2 points3 points ago

Ahhh shit i forgot about this, thanks man gets a good chuckle everytime.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point ago

Never been one of those.

[–]mrdengue 0 points1 point ago

It's a pantyhose...

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

She poopins at ze party?

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    [–]Dark_Green_Blanket 116 points117 points ago

    When you're out at a party and you feel a little farty

    [–]renegade6184 81 points82 points ago

    Diarrhea cha cha cha.

    [–]Frack-Star 18 points19 points ago

    Holy shit. I forgot about that song. It ranked up there with This Old Man He Play Joke.

    [–]gl77 27 points28 points ago

    I always heard it as "Me Chinese, Me play joke! me put pee pee in your Coke!"

    [–]jmcstar 18 points19 points ago

    This one doesn't go over well with the kids today. I did this joke to my 12 year old son. He just gave me a blank stare.

    [–]midareashi 22 points23 points ago

    Me American, me smart! Me not drink the pee pee part.

    [–]fc3s 2 points3 points ago

    Also what I heard, though it may be a west coast kinda thing.

    edit: Or maybe it's a 1990 kinda thing.

    [–]rbGriphon 12 points13 points ago

    Louisiana early 70, you kids think you invented everything.

    [–]hitlerhairdoo 1 point2 points ago

    Canada here. I think we were left out again

    [–]VIPnis 4 points5 points ago

    Grew up in the Air Force and went to school in Japan. Those damn Chinese pee in soda there, too.

    [–]NoEgo 3 points4 points ago

    Indiana, reporting in. Also had this saying in my elementary school.

    [–]SurfBeast 5 points6 points ago

    Florida here. This was also in my elementary school.

    [–]Snackskazam 8 points9 points ago

    Oklahoma. We, too, had racist Asian stereotypes peeing in our sodas

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      [–]hotdoodoo 6 points7 points ago

      That jerk put pee pee in my coke!

      [–]DagoStorm 12 points13 points ago

      When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...

      [–]Gankstar 18 points19 points ago

      We always repeated diarrhea twice at the end.

      When you are walking down the hall and you feel something fall. Diarrhea...Diarrhea.

      When you are sliding into first and you feel something burst. Diarrhea...Diarrhea.

      [–]bob_saget_dagnammit 4 points5 points ago

      When you can't hold anymore, and it splatters on the floor...

      [–]Ameagari 7 points8 points ago

      When you're riding in a Chevy and you feel something heavy....

      [–]Red_Dawn_2012 5 points6 points ago

      When you're sitting on a ladder and you feel something splatter...

      [–]Lecrazycatlady 2 points3 points ago

      No pain, no strain, just let it drain...

      [–]Kimmikaze78 0 points1 point ago

      it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea

      [–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeHVSWTKfPM

      [–]The_PMD -1 points0 points ago

      Quite a few lyrics

      http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070124153930AAjw84A

      [–]AngelicAntichrist 0 points1 point ago

      If youre lookin kinda down and your pants are lookin brown diareahha cha cha cha

      [–]blastshieldaddiction 30 points31 points ago

      One girl, no cup.

      [–]goblinpiledriver 2 points3 points ago

      Probably one or more cups of alcoholic beverages involved.

      [–]blastshieldaddiction 0 points1 point ago

      Indeed.

      [–]Locutus-of-Borg 100 points101 points ago

      Who wears shart shart's?

      [–]The_Lesh 69 points70 points ago

      Gambled with a fart.Lost.

      [–]sargENT_shart 9 points10 points ago

      I know that feeling.

      [–]emdotcotour 0 points1 point ago

      Lesh + an ENT = http://i.qkme.me/3osq9k.jpg

      [–]Terrified_Bacon 133 points134 points ago

      Poor girl must be embarrassed.

      [–]mightyguybrush 163 points164 points ago

      or...best halloween costume ever (unfortunately premature (like her defecation (I'll just leave now (bye)))).

      [–]davesfakeaccount 139 points140 points ago

      Upvote for properly balanced parentheses.

      [–]BeShaMo 26 points27 points ago

      That shit won't compile :S

      [–]Infiltr4tor 4 points5 points ago

      I feel that loss of ten pounds has done nothing - 1/10 would not bang.

      [–]ryanman 0 points1 point ago

      Did you try to compile in Scheme?

      [–]64BitsPerMinute 2 points3 points ago

      Why not python? Did you try import ToiletPaper ?

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        [–]smokeweedsbrah 9 points10 points ago

        So embarrassed that she didn't even leave the party.

        [–]IHAS80085 22 points23 points ago

        And she just continues to stand there...Why?

        [–]dublicious 21 points22 points ago

        Maybe nobody will notice.

        [–]djcubed 22 points23 points ago

        I'm thinking nobody would be able to see it. Without the flash from OP's camera it appears to be pretty dark around her. Maybe she was plopping her next move.

        [–]kellykebab 4 points5 points ago

        Boo.

        [–]Explorer521 8 points9 points ago

        I think its because its a photo

        [–]rugby2010 11 points12 points ago

        "WHO SHIT MY PANTS!?!?" Says the drunk chick.

        [–][deleted] 118 points119 points ago

        >tfw OP's a faggot

        search by image, Google

        [–]woo_hah 27 points28 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/0uqka.gif

        [–]TheLittleLebowski 21 points22 points ago

        Good detective work. I stand by your judgement of OP being a faggot.

        [–]L1ghtsaber 14 points15 points ago

        Please don't bring "OP's a faggot" to Reddit. Leave it on 4chan where it belongs.

        [–]DocHopper 0 points1 point ago

        It's been here. You? Not so sure...

        [–]amardrana 1 point2 points ago

        i'm not sure why it says 'veselo' in the search bar which means happy in ukrainian..

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          [–]BobeHarvard 25 points26 points ago

          You ever have so much fun you shit yourself?

          [–]FiMack 21 points22 points ago

          How can you not feel that running down your legs?

          [–]phoenix25 64 points65 points ago

          She probably ate 3 whole marijuanas.

          [–]DrDreampop 13 points14 points ago

          That's almost 9 pots. I think I would've shit myself too.

          [–]N0V0w3ls 7 points8 points ago

          RIP Becky.

          [–]cattreeinyoursoul 15 points16 points ago

          Not even once.

          [–]ipoodmypants 1 point2 points ago

          You ever been in a situation where you've not shit yourself?

          [–]JasonGD1982 43 points44 points ago

          Xpost to r/creepshots

          [–]k0rta 6 points7 points ago

          First time I heard about that subreddit and it is banned. I will never know :(

          [–]urnbabyurn 17 points18 points ago

          It was basically a bunch of pics of 14 year olds in miniskirts at the mall. I was always more interested in seeing what the creeper who took the pictures looked like.

          [–]TheDude- 3 points4 points ago

          How would no one at a mall/public place not see that, and go over there to confront the guy?

          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

          apparently one guy did get caught, the woman behind him said something along the lines of "hey, that's my daughter" and then he managed to smooth talk his way out of it.

          EDIT:..and also the teacher guy, he got caught HARD.

          [–]urnbabyurn 3 points4 points ago

          They probably are sly, pretending to be texting or hiding behind a water fountain

          [–]annenoise -1 points0 points ago

          I could easily take a dozen pictures in a mall just by holding my phone in front of me and acting like I'm texting, not that I have any desire to. My phone's camera app doesn't even make a shutter noise, which I'm pretty sure is illegal in some countries now.

          [–]PierOcb 1 point2 points ago

          I've heard it is in Japan, doesn't surprise me

          [–]MythOfLight -1 points0 points ago

          deaugh

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            [–]Berry2Droid 7 points8 points ago

            Came her for the shit jokes. Let's watch and see which one wins the thread.

            [–]iamspartacus_ 14 points15 points ago

            I'll just wait here with you

            [–]fallsuspect 27 points28 points ago

            i knew she was full of shit.

            [–]cattreeinyoursoul 38 points39 points ago

            Not anymore. :/

            [–]iamspartacus_ 5 points6 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/Duuim.gif

            [–]the_milf_hunter 5 points6 points ago

            She's browned out.

            [–]rlives 6 points7 points ago

            Guys, this is an obvious shop. Everyone knows girls dont poop.

            [–]nacholibrary 14 points15 points ago

            Must've been a shitty party.

            [–]Manaconda 8 points9 points ago

            Oh you....

            [–]nacholibrary 8 points9 points ago

            I'll show myself out.

            [–]GodZxSAINT 4 points5 points ago

            First time anal I see.

            [–]Frack-Star 3 points4 points ago

            Shart crossing!

            [–]Hoodedki 4 points5 points ago

            This is my worst nightmare......

            [–]onederbot 4 points5 points ago

            If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis.

            I wonder what pooping your pants does... also why does everyone on reddit shit themselves or know someone that shits them selves?

            [–]Phistagon 1 point2 points ago

            perfect candidate for ass to mouth

            [–]badasz71 3 points4 points ago

            That girl came to party.

            [–]MusicGod 2 points3 points ago

            never trust a fart

            [–]lolcathost 19 points20 points ago

            Why do you take pictures of people shitting themselves ?

            [–]guenther_ 30 points31 points ago

            What else are you supposed to do in that situation?

            [–]Brandon01524 39 points40 points ago

            Call dibs

            [–]SoCo_cpp 22 points23 points ago

            Call heads, not tails.

            [–]Frack-Star 7 points8 points ago

            When a girl is in this state you can console her and explain she has more worth than her panties and jean shorts. Her life will get better. Then see if she gives head.

            [–]toesandwich 4 points5 points ago

            What else are you supposed to do in that situation shituation

            FTFY

            [–]D_as_in_avid 3 points4 points ago

            Why are people shitting themselves?

            [–]FRANCE_SUCKS 14 points15 points ago

            Chocolate wasted....

            [–]webdevguy21 24 points25 points ago

            TIL that Reddit is 9 years old.

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              [–]boltic40 1 point2 points ago

              One things for sure, she is going home alone..

              [–]phuneralphreak 1 point2 points ago

              you went to a party and saw a re-post? weird.

              [–]wiljack440 2 points3 points ago

              SHIPOOPI!

              [–]Cheegro 0 points1 point ago

              I nearly spit water all over my computer from laughing at this. Thank you.

              [–]badjer1983 6 points7 points ago

              And so you said absolutely NOTHING to her? Like - um, excuse me... you got something there you might want to take care of?

              Nice.

              [–]philanderopist 2 points3 points ago

              There's always that one girl at any party that thinks she's hot shit.

              [–]lesbian_redditor 3 points4 points ago

              flats and shorts?! lol

              [–]Captain_Gnardog 2 points3 points ago

              That's definitely the worst part of this picture.

              [–]rifain 3 points4 points ago

              I find it attractive. God what's wrong with me !!!

              [–]vrosej10 22 points23 points ago

              Lots by the seems of it.

              [–]Crikett 2 points3 points ago

              Let's do this shit.

              [–]big_american_tts -1 points0 points ago

              Is she cute?

              [–]Mickeymousears -1 points0 points ago

              It's a party. Just go with it

              [–]ZombieFaceXP 1 point2 points ago

              You know, thats exactly what someone said the last time this picture was posted

              [–]B0xp0und -1 points0 points ago

              I found this more gross than the pic I just saw with a guy with a screw through his hand.

              [–]fakelife2 -1 points0 points ago

              Still my favorite one.

              [–]Tbonecapone842 1 point2 points ago

              why are there so many pictures of people pooping themselves???? At least be passed out if you're going to shit yourself.

              [–]I_Am_Crake 2 points3 points ago

              Yes, that's far more dignified.

              [–]SlyFunkyMonk 0 points1 point ago

              I always marvel at how these pictures never show anyone in full-sprint, as if they're on their way to clean up. Yea, I marvel at them.

              [–]thechickwiththenails 1 point2 points ago

              The X-Lax bartender strikes again!

              [–]Stonewall-Simpson 1 point2 points ago

              How that hell does this happen to people? Since I stopped wearing diapers, I just clench until I find a toilet.

              [–]FuckYeaALright 0 points1 point ago

              Why are so many people shitting themselves in public places???

              [–]ApplesBananasRhinoc 0 points1 point ago

              GMO's

              [–]nhjuyt 0 points1 point ago

              I think it is some medicine or something in the food, or else it is Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.

              [–]tabiitha 0 points1 point ago

              Damn, how did she not notice. That's so embarrassing.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

              NOOoooooooo

              [–]Jakedagreat 0 points1 point ago

              biggest repost

              [–]powshred 0 points1 point ago

              Why is it that all the pictures I see of people shitting themselves while drunk, they always have diareha? I get that people with diareha are easier to spot, but is it that common to get it while drunk?

              [–]Sld_007 0 points1 point ago

              How can she not know she did that....how!!??

              [–]PierOcb 0 points1 point ago

              It makes me remember a girl in a friend's school, during the integration party she got so drunk that she had to throw up, she went to the toilets, but wasn't out after half an hour, the stall was locked, a friend of her began to be a bit scared so she asked some guy to open the door, turns out she passed out and puked and shat herself, another guy was this, yelled what happened, everybody saw her, she had to change school right after that, I think nobody never saw her again

              [–]Velimas 0 points1 point ago

              the image link is 'fuqde'

              I think that applies here.

              [–]sunnysideways 0 points1 point ago

              I keep seeing all these diarrhea pics and it makes me wonder... "where is the fiber??"

              [–]Zammin 0 points1 point ago

              Well, shit.

              [–]DeltaGunner 0 points1 point ago

              I was at a party once, it was shit.

              [–]BritishFag 0 points1 point ago

              Well I was drinking chocolate milk...

              [–]jafni 0 points1 point ago

              Shit just got real

              [–]mermaidtails 0 points1 point ago

              Ugh the worst part of this picture is her wearing those atrocious black flats with the pink brown and blue jean shorts get up..

              [–]Anniebanannimock2 0 points1 point ago

              I think a bullet to the head would take care of the sort of embarrassment I'd feel if I were someone that did that in public.

              [–]TilerDurden 1 point2 points ago

              gotta love the Rorschach shorts.. i see a moth

              [–]eledgaro 0 points1 point ago

              omg, runs!

              [–]osxander 0 points1 point ago

              She must have had a shitty time.

              [–]nssone 0 points1 point ago

              Clearly somebody accidentally spilled their creamed coffee in between her legs.

              [–]Noleman1 0 points1 point ago

              It's all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits

              [–]Jakeonthemoon 1 point2 points ago

              What, you've never been shit-your-pants drunk before? Maaaan, you haven't been livin'...

              [–]southorange 0 points1 point ago

              Where are all those Ass Fetish Redditors now?

              [–]hanniebannie17 0 points1 point ago

              poor girl

              [–]losumi 0 points1 point ago

              It's people like this that give party poopers a bad name...

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqiuynMwCQ

              [–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

              that looks like pumpkin pie

              [–]reef93 0 points1 point ago

              And that my folks is when a party turns to shit.

              [–]Frojax 0 points1 point ago

              Was that your shit? That's a good shit.

              [–]musephotos 0 points1 point ago

              1. I hope you left after this photo.
              2. Doesnt this person FEEL the dripping? Wow.

              [–]penny013 0 points1 point ago

              I want to know what kind of alcohol these people consume to where they don't realize they shit themselves.....

              [–]esmusssosein 0 points1 point ago

              Just got real shitpantsed

              [–]aaronschool2 1 point2 points ago

              Eww! The grass is so brown!

              [–]lackin 1 point2 points ago

              anti-drug and alcohol programs in schools should just show classes a bunch of these photos.

              [–]M0RB1D 0 points1 point ago

              How the fuck don't you know you shit your pants? I knew I shit in mine every God damn time.

              [–]peanutsgalore 1 point2 points ago

              Never trust a fart

              [–]valerri 1 point2 points ago

              I do believe you've just attended a 'Sharty'

              [–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

              A tad beshatten.

              [–]Doloresssx3 0 points1 point ago

              Oh god... The embarrassment...

              [–]Sharain 0 points1 point ago

              How can one NOT feel that?!

              [–]Valjha23 0 points1 point ago

              In some strange way I believe there is a sexier version of this.

              [–]Sukach 0 points1 point ago

              Wtf. Go home.

              [–]manonales86 0 points1 point ago

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDcnUH6rOc

              [–]ochtapas 0 points1 point ago

              Maybe she shat on a pudding pop.

              [–]Horseshiter -1 points0 points ago

              been there

              [–]Justwokeup 0 points1 point ago

              I asked my uncle for advice that would help me as I get older. He said "Never waist a hard on. Keep your powder dry and Never trust a fart." This is good advice. TL;TR Never trust a fart

              [–]theSONICretro 0 points1 point ago

              D:

              [–]Maurepas -3 points-2 points ago

              I laughed so hard that I sharted!! Oopsie Poopsie!!!

              [–]SpiderDairy -1 points0 points ago

              Mmm I want to get laid now..

              [–]rajnshelat -3 points-2 points ago

              NSFW NSFuckingW!

              [–]Captain_Gnardog 2 points3 points ago

              Grow up.

              [–]smokeweedsbrah -2 points-1 points ago

              What a sloppy bitch.

              [–]deadcactus -2 points-1 points ago

              Shit happens.

              [–]ottofan -2 points-1 points ago

              What a shitty post this was

              [–]MTheOverlord 0 points1 point ago

              So, was she too trashed to notice, or what's the deal?

              [–]Screaming_Azn 0 points1 point ago

              I have seen a few of these and they are so gross. No one likes pooping when your not at home, I get it. But, wouldn't it be less embarrassing to excuse yourself and use the restroom instead of holding it in to the point it explodes out of you!? Or was it that this chick was drunk and had no idea what was about to happen, I wonder?

              [–]Captain_Gnardog 2 points3 points ago

              Nah, I'd way rather shit myself than ask someone where the bathroom. A lot less embarrassing in my opinion.

              [–]Non_Entity 0 points1 point ago

              Nice try ViolentAcrez alt.

              [–]Simbax1x 0 points1 point ago

              How drunk do you have to be?..

              [–]Ecthudan 0 points1 point ago

              Well, shit...

              [–]frktrika 0 points1 point ago

              She didnt notice you taking a picture of her poop? Omg. I would have ran home instantly. Who would just stand still afterwards? (Apparantly her, I know..)

              [–]hulett25 -2 points-1 points ago

              So you're saying you didn't smell that first?

              [–]casshern09 -2 points-1 points ago

              So I assume you got her number right? After all, if she says no, it's just a drop in the bucket.

              [–]Pathfinder551 0 points1 point ago

              Everyone seems to be shittin themselves these days. Is this what the kids are doing. I feel old.

              [–]ApplesBananasRhinoc 0 points1 point ago

              It's only what the cool kids are doing.

              [–]Nailpolished -2 points-1 points ago

              It's not so disturbing if someone shit themselves... i find it more disturbing people take photos and post on reddit. :/

              [–]Pathfinder551 0 points1 point ago

              Its more fun taking a picture of someone shitting themselves than shitting yourself. True Dat.

              [–]shorty6049 0 points1 point ago

              Unless you can prove that you took this, fuck you.

              [–]jwill627 -1 points0 points ago

              Never trust a fart. Ever.

              [–]C_M_O_TDibbler -1 points0 points ago

              I trusted one once! Everything went better than expected

              [–]Neil-Armstrong 2 points3 points ago

              You started a family and your kids grew up to be successful

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