Please tell me this happens to other people before I lose my shit.

fayehanna · 2012-10-14T08:43:38+00:00

It's clearly happened to many others..

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Please tell me this happens to other people before I lose my shit.	2865^coms	2017^pts	6^mos	funny
How does this even happen?	5^coms	10^pts	2^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

*Edit: You didn't even bother to change the title!

If_Repost_Then_Boobs · 2012-10-14T17:15:09+00:00

NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/AWsAe.jpg

Obvious0ne · 2012-10-14T08:30:12+00:00

well, clearly it happens to the person in the picture, which has been on Reddit before.

jinjoon · 2012-10-14T08:33:37+00:00

no one say anything so OP misplaces his shit.

saultymoosepickles · 2012-10-14T09:37:01+00:00

Reddit really needs karmawhore user tags

wickedwonderful · 2012-10-14T08:28:42+00:00

It happens to me all the time! But I thought it was because I'm kindof round and bumbly.

godzillab10 · 2012-10-14T11:40:12+00:00

I've lost many a belt loop to handled doors.

Nateosis · 2012-10-14T12:45:14+00:00

yes OP, we've all been guilty of reposting before

no need to forget the location of your feces

GaikokuJohn · 2012-10-14T08:29:10+00:00

yup especially at work

Jaknifed · 2012-10-14T08:32:37+00:00

Yup been there.

FlockofSeagulls · 2012-10-14T08:33:20+00:00

At least 3 times a year for me.

Winchester_Dean · 2012-10-14T08:50:27+00:00

Even worse when it's a drawer handle.

Then you have to clean up torn jeans and all the silverware you own.

Mindcraft74 · 2012-10-14T12:45:08+00:00

Why would you lose your shit? Is that the bathroom door handle you got stuck on?

AfroHoe · 2012-10-14T15:05:01+00:00

It happened to me once. Second day of class I was wearing thin shorts and they ripped off. My professor was pretty shocked by the sight of these cute hamburger and hotdog underwear. And I had to walk all the way to my car with my brown booty out(im black). Was a pretty sad day for me.

chairface87 · 2012-10-14T15:55:32+00:00

So, now that you're out in the open. Why? Why would you repost, knowing that you are making a bad call?

Venerable · 2012-10-14T10:04:10+00:00

Please don't be as bad as 9fag. 9fag literally copy/pastes everything, changing one word here or there every so often. I got sick one time. And what I did RIGHT before I got sick, I visited 9fag and saw all the copy/paste stolen material. 9fag is poisonous to me.

Jwillis94 · 2012-10-14T14:02:25+00:00

Overly Attached Door.

zugunruh3 · 2012-10-14T08:41:12+00:00

I have spilled so many drinks by having the door grab my pants. Damn you, grabby door handle.

woo_who_farted · 2012-10-14T08:45:04+00:00

Yep. I've lost a belt loop this way. Maybe one day I'll pay attention to where I'm walking and slow down a little.

jdinmd · 2012-10-14T08:58:23+00:00

More than once...

Octopusbread · 2012-10-14T09:43:17+00:00

No you're literally the only person in the world that this happens to

maximba · 2012-10-14T13:05:17+00:00

Dishwasher door handle does that to my zip fly all the time!

Kluuvdar · 2012-10-14T13:19:35+00:00

It happens to me all the time, and I get pissed.

EthiopianChica · 2012-10-14T13:58:40+00:00

I did it on my way to my first lecture, and fell down the stairs. It was the wrong class too.

goalieperson · 2012-10-14T14:12:07+00:00

oh hell yeah. This happens to me on cabinet handles all the time and it is the worst fucking thing possible

BadRussell · 2012-10-14T14:42:13+00:00

Do you live at a copper beech, or some other cheap college home apartments?

honglath · 2012-10-14T15:10:01+00:00

It happens to other people.

hanzibonzi · 2012-10-14T15:21:54+00:00

We can repost comments too!...Hello fellow 5'10'' human being!

Hax0r101 · 2012-10-14T15:23:06+00:00

Nope. You're the only one with jeans or doors.

JonSnowTheBastid · 2012-10-14T15:31:10+00:00

Oh my god and it always happens at that moment where your about to snap and go on a mass murder rampage

Sohovik · 2012-10-14T15:37:37+00:00

All. The. Time.

Jazminlol12 · 2012-10-14T15:56:47+00:00

Awkward moment when your door tries to sexually harass you.

Kirfactor · 2012-10-14T15:57:02+00:00

I knew a girl who impaled herself on a doorknob like that once. She was trying to avoid being shot with a nerf gun.

HotTubThomas · 2012-10-14T16:06:18+00:00

No. It doesn't.

Argit · 2012-10-14T16:11:38+00:00

Oh yeah... and in pockets as well. I once ripped open my pants pocket.

C_M_O_TDibbler · 2012-10-14T16:16:53+00:00

All the fucking time! walking along happy as Larry then BANG torn jeans then broken door and sore fist

WuWarrior · 2012-10-14T16:20:44+00:00

Why don't you just unhook it, and continue on into the bathroom and lose your shit there.

aYANKinEIRE · 2012-10-14T16:22:14+00:00

Repost or not, that did happen to me at work last night and sent a full tray of drinks hurtling into a table of women, and while cleaning it up, the strap of my waistcoat caught on to a hook behind the bar and sent me straight into the back bar crashing into 3 bottles of vodka. Today I will be mostly staying in bed avoiding all other clumsiness.

NotNaut · 2012-10-14T16:22:39+00:00

This seems to only happen to me when I',m really stoned.

Dahmerifics · 2012-10-14T16:29:23+00:00

yes.

Vgore762 · 2012-10-14T16:34:26+00:00

And on cabinet knobs.

timecronus · 2012-10-14T16:35:49+00:00

overly attached door

freaksandhamburgers · 2012-10-14T16:38:58+00:00

no. it happens to no one else in this whole world of 7 billion humans. op, you are the chosen one.

sorry about your shit

DyslexicLlamas · 2012-10-14T16:44:46+00:00

One time this happened to me, bit it was my utensil drawer, long story short I spent the next 10 mins picking up cutlery.

faffermcgee · 2012-10-14T16:45:16+00:00

I... I'm not alone. Q____________Q

sorryjzargo · 2012-10-14T16:57:19+00:00

Don't worry, it happens to me all the time

hAAAnh · 2012-10-14T16:57:24+00:00

You're not even Karma Whore you're a Karma Slut

MyCodesCompiling · 2012-10-14T17:02:45+00:00

Yep, this happened the other day. I managed to keep my belt loop, but my next step did send me swinging round and faceplanting into the other side of the door

Wackoverlord · 2012-10-14T17:26:02+00:00

Yup. The worst one was at school i was holding a tray of freshly dissected frog and a couple razor blades that i used to dissect it. I was walking to the sink and my belt loop got caught on the drawer handle, fell backwards, dropped all my shit, covered in dead frog. Was not fun.

mrdink064 · 2012-10-14T17:29:13+00:00

My pocket knife clip gets snagged on doors and shit all the time

Tektitik · 2012-10-14T17:43:37+00:00

Yep it definitely does. You are ... Not alone ..,

Linkfan197 · 2012-10-14T17:43:45+00:00

All the goddamn time.

JordanRodkey · 2012-10-14T17:48:21+00:00

I don't get new pants because they are worn out, I get new pants because I can't wear belts with them anymore.

vegasmash · 2012-10-14T17:48:27+00:00

I once almost died.

KickItNext · 2012-10-14T17:52:49+00:00

Once I was swinging on a pull-up bar I had in my doorway and a jumped off. My belt loop caught the door handle and I did a full backflip to land on my back. It was wild.

Banthum · 2012-10-14T17:53:52+00:00

DIE YOU REPOSTER DIE!

-Reddit

boltup85 · 2012-10-14T17:54:29+00:00

My keys are on a lanyard that I keep in my pocket. Doors have stolen my keys too many damn times.

ex_stripper · 2012-10-14T17:55:47+00:00

It only seems to happen to me when my arms are full.

ninjajake1499 · 2012-10-14T18:13:32+00:00

Wow. He could have at least taken a new picture and made a new title. This is a new level of pathetic. This was bad, and you should feel bad.

aeon_ducks · 2012-10-14T18:20:04+00:00

YES.

LuckyDuck77 · 2012-10-14T18:21:32+00:00

Who the fuck still clicks the little fucking up arrow for stupid fucking reposts?

Viewtiful_7 · 2012-10-14T18:24:31+00:00

Repost or not, I've had this shit happen on the handrail to go down the stairs. Not happy camper time.

LordoftheGodKings · 2012-10-14T18:28:22+00:00

This happens to me literally every day. I have destroyed more clothing this way. I feel your pain brother. Let us now howl into the night and consume meat flavored beverages!

ThisIsChad · 2012-10-14T18:30:40+00:00

Yeah. I accidentally tucked my t-shirt into my jeans once, too. I was horrible.

wovaka · 2012-10-14T18:34:26+00:00

i have tried that several times. also had this experience once when i was running through a doorway, my jacket got caught on the knob, i swang around with the door through the air and faceplanted.

SnowmaneVH · 2012-10-14T18:40:00+00:00

One word: athletic pants.

theamplifiedorganic · 2012-10-14T18:42:50+00:00

I don't care if it's a repost. It's a danger to humanity, and somebody must man the warning signals.

LittleBigKid2000 · 2012-10-14T18:43:42+00:00

How does that even happen? Do people do this on purpose just to get karma?

thatguysammo · 2012-10-14T18:44:41+00:00

I've actually had a door handle wrip off my belt loop

paulw793 · 2012-10-14T18:45:02+00:00

Belt loops are never the same after this. I know your feels.

Jwheezy95 · 2012-10-14T18:46:05+00:00

only to my front door... fucking nazi fuck

missyxoxo · 2012-10-14T18:51:09+00:00

pretty much every time i walk by a door that the the handle is short enough lol

wawawub · 2012-10-14T19:03:06+00:00

Well i got my hood cought all the time when i was younger

Imagin your just chilen and then you get strangled for a split second and then your on your ass on the most sore way posible (sorry if my spelling /grammer sucks but i am on my ipod touch)

likethechesspiece · 2012-10-14T19:07:12+00:00

Yep. Caught my ID badge on the door handle and ripped it off. It ended up on the wrong side of the door and I had to explain it all to security so I could get back into work.

merulian · 2012-10-14T19:09:16+00:00

ALL THE TIME. I've torn pants and shirts because of this. Scumbag door handle.

omnichronos · 2012-10-14T19:13:46+00:00

That you realize your belt loop is hooked on the door handle? Nope. Mine ripped my belt loop off before I noticed.

Stephiek · 2012-10-14T19:14:10+00:00

On a daily fucking basis. On pockets, purses...anything I'm carrying in my hands. Those things hate me.

spoilz · 2012-10-14T19:21:02+00:00

Hell yes! I have ruined so many articles of clothing because of this.

MakingGirlsJuice · 2012-10-14T19:27:29+00:00

I've ripped the loops of a pair of jeans and shorts doing this.

RickyMaveety · 2012-10-14T19:33:24+00:00

Every damn day and with every damn knob in the damn house.

not_a_name_ · 2012-10-14T19:33:55+00:00

happens to me all the time with my cargo pockets

dredawg · 2012-10-14T19:39:51+00:00

Something similar happened to me in high school. I was walking sideways past a bunch of people in shop class and the vice grip bar on the workbench caught in my zipper. It ripped my pants all the way down to the cuff.

Not my fondest memory from those days.

earlybird_2ndmouse · 2012-10-14T19:43:49+00:00

FUCK YOU!

blaze8902 · 2012-10-14T19:50:31+00:00

Is there some kind of door handle monopoly I'm not aware of?

brussels4breakfast · 2012-10-14T19:57:39+00:00

My front door handle is exactly like this. My purse strap gets caught in it sometimes and it scares the shit out of me when I'm home alone.

sammy_173910 · 2012-10-14T20:01:29+00:00

happened to me one day while walking with a bowl of noodles. i got caught and my noodles went flying into the living room and i was still caught there with the empty bowl in my hand.

bKenji · 2012-10-14T20:04:14+00:00

hahaha its all good definitely hate getting hung up like that.

UnknownChink · 2012-10-14T20:07:19+00:00

Clicked picture, saw that it was repost, went to comments, Ctrl+F boobs, satisfied.

TracyEid · 2012-10-14T20:08:51+00:00

All the time.

JRPAPES · 2012-10-14T20:10:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure it only happens to other people.

amyneko · 2012-10-14T20:15:23+00:00

I hate when that happens with the kitchen drawer and i spill half my food because of it -_-

redroseplague · 2012-10-14T20:17:39+00:00

Yes, happens quite often to me and i absolutely hate it.

phantom03sv · 2012-10-14T20:35:41+00:00

All the effing time!

jslats1618 · 2012-10-14T20:36:38+00:00

Every fucking day dude. #Solidarity

bibbi123 · 2012-10-14T20:37:47+00:00

Absolutely. I call it my superpower. I can get extraneous bits of clothing caught on frictionless surfaces.

It works even more spectacularly with a purse.

Joseph_12 · 2012-10-14T20:42:29+00:00

Only a redditor would get their pants stuck on the door knob and immediately think, "Reddit would love this."

tehgreatiam · 2012-10-14T20:50:18+00:00

door knobs, bro.

BrieAndGrape · 2012-10-14T21:04:47+00:00

FUCK THIS SHIT! Yes this happens to me all the time. One of the most irritating first world problems ever

BIG_BUCK · 2012-10-14T21:11:12+00:00

This is not funny.

christianaustin · 2012-10-14T21:13:44+00:00

Wear a belt you hippie.

JAG12 · 2012-10-14T21:21:29+00:00

All the damn time...and the pockets of my pajama pants too!

Boineau_CDS16 · 2012-10-14T21:25:51+00:00

All the time!!!

WellEndowedMod · 2012-10-14T21:47:10+00:00

Wear a belt- it'll happen less/never again.

Skwerley · 2012-10-14T21:51:05+00:00

It absolutely does, people repost the same picture all the time.

Rage29 · 2012-10-14T21:54:43+00:00

You didn't even change the title of this repost

mordengel · 2012-10-14T21:56:14+00:00

I have ripped pants because of this. I have fallen down a flight of stairs because of this. I have destroyed a door (albeit a shitty, thin indoor one) because of this.

WORLDS burn because of this.

SS_sailor · 2012-10-14T22:19:22+00:00

In the kitchen Oh shit its got meh its got meh!

Mom-you okay? Me-no mom, the cabinet, its over...

SirBenjamin · 2012-10-14T22:22:47+00:00

I have it happen to me at least once a month.

allshallend · 2012-10-14T22:36:18+00:00

This crops up on TV show gag reels on occasion, particularly sitcoms. Check out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ULHHQiFfK9o#t=563s

WastedWiFi · 2012-10-14T22:46:35+00:00

In Jonathan Goldsmith's voice

This doesn't always happen to me But when it does... Im by myself and want to strangle the next thing I see.

But by the time I actually see someone I forgot this happened

NewWhirledOrder · 2012-10-14T22:56:30+00:00

How hard would it have been to just stick your belt loop over a doorknob...take a picture of it and post it? Why do people keep reposting the same one? It's not like you need to be good at photoshop or anything...jeeez. : )

Ozzertron · 2012-10-14T23:05:00+00:00

OK, gather round kids, it's time for a story.

First, we need to go back about 4 years or so to when I was around 16. Both my parents were out, and I was taking one of my world-class poops.

But before I got down to business, I noticed that mum must have recently found the key to the toilet door and had hung it on a coathook attached to said door. I thought to myself "I wonder if that lock still works" and promptly proceeded to lock myself in.

I certainly don't remember having any problems with my business, no, the trouble came afterwards. You see, it turns out that the lock did not work and would not work no matter what I tried. Seriously, I turned that fucker as hard as I could and ended up bending the handle on the key a little.

You can see why I was concerned.

Dad wouldn't be back for a couple of hours, and I was trapped in the toilet.

Shit just got real.

I sat on my seat pondering what to do. I really didn't want to wait the entire time but I didn't seem to have much of a choice; my cellphone was elsewhere and even still it seems like it would be a pretty embarassing situation to be stuck in. That was when I considered the window option. We had a small window overlooking the greenhouse and watertank, and if I made it through that thing it would only be a short climd to the fire escape running down the side of our house. Now, I'm not the slimmest of guys, and I was thinner in my younger days but I wasn't too bad and thought I could handle it. For reference, since I'm not at home now, if I had to hazard a guess I would say the window was about the same width as the distance from one end of your Ctrl key to the other, with a bar in the middle separating it and another window pane.

Anyway, back to the story. So to start off, I stood on the wooden toilet seat (seat closed), using it as a stepping stone to freedom. Standing on the window sill, edging my way out, I could almost taste the freedo- ...

Wait why am I stuck? I was halfway through, it's almost as if some invisible force was pulling me back, stopping me from escaping my smelly prison prematurely. Using my free hand I feel around, searching for the source of distress until I found it.

My fucking belt loop was caught on the window latch.

Like, that fucker was goddam wedged in there.

Using the strength of 1000 elephants, I forced my way out of there. OK, second problem. How the fuck did I think that I could rech that easily?

Ok, deep breaths, just one foot on the drain-pipe and then this nightmare will be over. I'll let you play some more Fallout 3, my brain told me. You like that remember? To this day I am still unaware how it managed to support my weight. And this was high up too, easily broken bone sort of drop. Finally managing to reach the fire escape, I clambered down to freedom as I looked up to feel proud of my escape from the bathroom.

Feeling my belt loop on the back I saw that it's lower half had become distached from my jeans and now sort of stood to attention in an undignified little tail kind of thing. I decided to leave it as it was in reminder to myself so I never made that mistake again.

tl;dr Locked myself in the bathroom, mission impossible'd my way out of there.

tmburgess · 2012-10-15T00:00:02+00:00

I've ripped my pants doing this -.-

LordFendleberry · 2012-10-15T00:21:56+00:00

I have ruined many pants because of that shit.

chrisfinley98 · 2012-10-15T00:58:27+00:00

I have never had that happen to me. You are by yourself OP.

judehoffman · 2012-10-15T01:00:49+00:00

About once a month. Kind of like this post.

ncour · 2012-10-15T01:07:24+00:00

The thing that bothers me endlessly and ticks me off beyond belief is when my earphones get caught on the door knob and rip out of my ears. I HATE that.

Freded21 · 2012-10-15T01:30:36+00:00

This pic has a special place in my heart. This was the first thing I ever saw on Reddit. 6 months ago. I still remember the top comment. <3

Necrotopsy · 2012-10-15T02:03:38+00:00

sometimes it goes up my butthole when i screw up really bad

egores_house · 2012-10-15T02:09:17+00:00

it happens to me. i fucked my dressing gown pocket up. how am i supposed to carry shit and get bitches now?

SDrag0n · 2012-10-15T02:25:45+00:00

I just bought a house. I'm already thinking about replacing every single one of those damn handles

CatchFilletRelease · 2012-10-15T02:35:03+00:00

same carpet, same hollowcore door and same door knob....I'm pretty sure your at my moms house

RonPaulTwenty16 · 2012-10-15T02:38:07+00:00

I once did this on a cupboard door in my kitchen and ripped the whole thing off. My father beat me.

mavrickjc · 2012-10-15T04:00:51+00:00

This happened to me while I was carrying a casket out the front doors of a church.

Treythemanhall · 2012-10-15T04:32:28+00:00

i hate handles like that they have ruined many of my jeans

hawaiikawika · 2012-10-15T04:51:13+00:00

If that is the bathroom door and you were in a hurry, it is possible you already lost your shit.

PolarBearIcePop · 2012-10-15T04:51:44+00:00

all the fucking time.

HiG33k · 2012-10-15T05:59:24+00:00

Please stay out of my house.

LeonProfessional · 2012-10-14T16:58:06+00:00

You didn't even change the title, fuck you.

user_name2 · 2012-10-14T14:52:18+00:00

You couldn't even come up with an original title.

cursed_deity · 2012-10-14T16:54:05+00:00

i think it does because you didn't take the picture yourself, you merely reposted it.

Alexios_dickening · 2012-10-14T18:07:58+00:00

Unless that person was walking backwards there is no way that the pants got caught in that door handle.

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