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Teamwork (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JohnScribbles 154 points155 points ago

Was waiting for the dog to eat the bird's head.

[–]hubilation 69 points70 points ago

We got no food, no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

[–]KillerQueen_ 14 points15 points ago

Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!

Harry, I took care of it...

[–]KoNP 8 points9 points ago

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

And I didn't even see it comin'!

[–]repaeR_mirG 2 points3 points ago

"Dumb & dumber" kinetic typography

[–]PixelatedZombies -5 points-4 points ago

Thank you for this, have an upvote.

[–]etfroxx 20 points21 points ago

As someone who had that happen to their bird, I was definitely expecting that.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 10 points11 points ago

What's with dogs eating the heads off of birds?

that must be the tastiest part or something

[–]LuVega 14 points15 points ago

Doubt it, you know with the whole skull thing being so crunchy and the softness of the brain, I imagine the texture is fucking horrid.

[–]stanfan114 26 points27 points ago

It is like Gushers candy for dogs.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 10 points11 points ago

BRB buying a parakeet.

[–]HerbertMcSherbert 2 points3 points ago

Well I have eaten a pigeon's head before. There's not too much to it, but the brain is okay.

[–]Sttmb12r 1 point2 points ago

Eggs

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[–]ElectricSeal 8 points9 points ago

Spamwise Gamgee. Do not click this link. It's a shitty blog looking for traffic.

[–]zergling50 0 points1 point ago

Seriously these spam people need to go to hell and leave reddit alone

[–]ascend112 1 point2 points ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqNYs9GEpw

[–]Legio_X 1 point2 points ago

Your bird had its head eaten by a dog? Really?

[–]etfroxx 0 points1 point ago

My bird stuck its head out of the cage and then the dog jumped up and decapitated it.

[–]martellus 0 points1 point ago

god damn

[–]Legio_X 0 points1 point ago

What kind of bird and dog?

[–]etfroxx -1 points0 points ago

Cockatiel and a chinese shar-pei.

[–]ralph-j 1 point2 points ago

Check again after the 7th repetition of the GIF!

[–]Doxep 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for the bird to poop on the dog's head...

[–]minimission 0 points1 point ago

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

[–]insectopod 30 points31 points ago

Seems innocent now, doesn't it?

Just wait, an avian/canine combo can only mean one thing- invasion.

[–]Chazzey_dude 11 points12 points ago

Fortunately, I don't see the dog getting picked up and flown around by the bird, somehow.

Banjo Kazooie was a myth.

[–]OutlawJoseyWales 6 points7 points ago

Ya-HOO, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]friedsushi87 0 points1 point ago

or SARS

[–]Jaccington 29 points30 points ago

Does Bird need Dog? Is Dog like a horse for Bird? I'm thinking Bird is carrying this team.

[–]rothael 5 points6 points ago

That was my first thought, too. It seems less like a team here. I haven't seen dog do shit.

[–]ring2ding 0 points1 point ago

Well... He didn't eat the bird, so.. that's something.

[–]whenitistime 3 points4 points ago

Dog provides protection from Cat against Bird. Cat is not in picture because he is scheming.

[–]Jaccington 2 points3 points ago

Bird is no fool. Bird can dodge Cat. Bird is agile. Dog is still useless.

[–]whenitistime 2 points3 points ago

Bird uses 2-factor security.

[–]Jaccington 0 points1 point ago

Bird is smart but Dog is still expendable.

[–]BuddhistSagan 0 points1 point ago

I don't think bird can dodge cat. Otherwise, bird is fool for working for dog for no reward.

[–]stardonis 0 points1 point ago

Hulk think much during this time. Hulk like bird and dog or just dog?

Hulk know homerow typing?

[–]ddplz 0 points1 point ago

After the dog is properly fed, he will go eat the cat.

[–]Karmacalculator 88 points89 points ago

This is the cutest fucking thing in the world. I just came tears.

[–]joeyheartbear 79 points80 points ago

That sounds . . . uncomfortable.

[–]internetUser0001 65 points66 points ago

Weird, I just cried semen.

[–]sneakysnake128 44 points45 points ago

"Semen!"

[–]Amadiro 14 points15 points ago

I chose to believe this interpretation.

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 2 points3 points ago

that's what happens if you get a facial.

[–]n5corp 10 points11 points ago

I need context and video.

[–]NethChild 39 points40 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bird+feeding+dog

also context: it's a bird. feeding a dog.

[–]UntitledUsername 10 points11 points ago

A quick peck on the lips.

[–]airblastenema 14 points15 points ago

AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIII-IIII-IIIGHT!

[–]LaserZeppelin 10 points11 points ago

You successfully got a song I haven't heard in years stuck in my head with only the use of a slightly fragmented sentence. I hope you're happy.

[–]unwelcome_pride 0 points1 point ago

Love at first sight.

[–]ring2ding 6 points7 points ago

Try getting a cat to do that. WHAMMY

[–]oldsecondhand[!] 8 points9 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cd_dq9cmkc

[–]KoNP -1 points0 points ago

And people still insist animals aren't capable of higher-order thought like us.

[–]ddplz 0 points1 point ago

like us

Yeah animals are clearly as smart if not smarter than humans.....

[–]SpaceBonobo 6 points7 points ago

Thoses birds seem to like feeding other animals

[–]Athene_Wins 4 points5 points ago

Charlie is an ass

[–]unconscionable 0 points1 point ago

Maternal instinct? Some remnants of a symbiotic relationship between birds and other animals? Something else?

Very curious what we can say about this from a biological standpoint.

[–]SpaceBonobo 1 point2 points ago

Maybe some kind of maternal instinct, they seem to act with other animals as if they were their pets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yukdsl5O7AI.

[–]trogdor248 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/vwhCw.jpg

[–]BuddhistSagan 0 points1 point ago

WTF why do birds help these fish. There can't be any benefit. Stupid bird obviously doesn't know how evolution works.

[–]KillerQueen_ 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes birds dunk bread in water to soften it. Maybe this bird is trying that and it keeps getting stolen by the fish.

[–]BuddhistSagan 0 points1 point ago

lol fail

[–]Roland_Deschain 0 points1 point ago

The bird is trying to wet the bread to make it easier to eat, and the fish are stealing it from him.

[–]scratchingnose 4 points5 points ago

Teamwork at best http://i.minus.com/i8H8zFCAxqfzt.gif

[–]fullMETALturban 6 points7 points ago

What exactly is the dog contributing for this to be called teamwork? Just looks like a bird feeding a dog to me.

[–]DoctorDorian 18 points19 points ago

He's the fall guy for when the owner finds out.

[–]pabloandangus 1 point2 points ago

He doesn't bite his head off...?

[–]Fixhotep 0 points1 point ago

Exactly! He is just looking for handouts.

[–]nerdivore 0 points1 point ago

The fries are too big for the bird to swallow whole. The dog tears off most of the fry and the bird eats the bit in its beak. That's what it looks like to me anyway.

[–]whenitistime 0 points1 point ago

Bird sneaks food to Dog, Dog growls to let Bird know when Cat is near.

[–]ThirdTimeRound 3 points4 points ago

That is trust right there.

[–]ghosttrainhobo 2 points3 points ago

Aw... The bird is treating the dog like it was a baby bird.

[–]bigroblee 4 points5 points ago

That was my first thought, but if true wouldn't the bird be chewing, swallowing, and then regurgitating the snacks?

[–]ghosttrainhobo 1 point2 points ago

I've seen birds feed whole worms to their chicks.

[–]surf_wax 0 points1 point ago

Parrots regurgitate.

[–]eikons 0 points1 point ago

See the video SpaceBonobo posted above. You can see a parrot just crumpling up a cookie and feeding it to the other. I don't think they swallow everything - not if it isn't necessary.

[–]TheLostViking 0 points1 point ago

Parrots regurgitate.

[–]pancakesammich 2 points3 points ago

I love this gif! I've seen the video but the poor little cocky is trying to eat the pasta himself. I've got two of them and they're addicted to pasta like crack. Still awesome though.

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[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

Fucking unions man

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points ago

There's a restaurant in my home town called Nha Trang that's fucking amazing. Their menu has a few misspellings, and one of my favorites is 'unions.'

Green unions, sauteed unions, union pork...

[–]KungFuHamster 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, "un" sounds like the start of "onion" more than "on" does.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 0 points1 point ago

It was also funny that they had mixed spelling-- both on and un were used throughout the menus.

[–]otisigma 0 points1 point ago

Why would the bird do this? Is it exhibiting some kind of parenting instinct?

[–]RVPisManU 1 point2 points ago

/r/aww

[–]MrPeachy 0 points1 point ago

Dayum birds, you clever.

[–]IsThisAmerica -1 points0 points ago

If I saw this, i would let them do this all day for my amusement.

[–]Noobymcnoobcake -1 points0 points ago

Very cute but that dog could crush its skull in an instant, even acidently.

[–]KungFuHamster -1 points0 points ago

That's just fucking adorable.

[–]Derpelle -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha! This is adorable. <3

[–]notsonerdy -1 points0 points ago

dam thats cute

[–]Micro_lite -1 points0 points ago

We're only a small step away from a real-life Banjo Kazooie

[–]Old_man_on_a_scooter 0 points1 point ago

Archimedes! No!

[–]rindindin 0 points1 point ago

Animals are awesome man. Never let anyone tell you otherwise. They're just as intelligent as we are.

[–]Bjoernzor 2 points3 points ago

Your parrot seems so awesome. All mine does is shit and hump my hand.

[–]damastas 0 points1 point ago

Like I haven't seen this before

[–]AgedAardvark 0 points1 point ago

Next, there'll be an AskReddit or AskScience post about whether or not animals are capable of helping each other in this way. Deja-reddit.

[–]PilotTheCannibal 1 point2 points ago

When I first watched this I thought he was ripping off the bird's beak.

[–]ElToroFuerte 0 points1 point ago

My roommate's bird feeds the dogs!! Bahaha.

[–]badgerslovepotatoes 1 point2 points ago

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1339/69/1339698456699.jpg

[–]TheUniporn 1 point2 points ago

For keeping the cat away!

[–]Phazer987 -5 points-4 points ago

As someone who is currently stoned, I just had a mini heart attack because I thought that dog was eating that birds beak.

[–]repostbotv37 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/rd8hk/feeding_time_gif/

[–]peaceforus -5 points-4 points ago

Looks like the bird is passing a marijuana joint, but the dog didn't do the high properly.

[–]deelawn 4 points5 points ago

"Here, have a hit of this shiiiit."

"OMM OHM NOM NOM NOM"

[–]MashedHair 0 points1 point ago

That dog is gonna get faaaaaaaaaat.

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