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[–]alexcollins2006 23 points24 points ago

Puuuuuurpleee rain.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 31 points32 points ago

why don't your purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka?

[–]el_pinata 4 points5 points ago

Game: blouses.

[–]Arkhampatient 1 point2 points ago

Computer blue

[–]loveandbaseketball 0 points1 point ago

Darling picky

[–]Alexc1496 1 point2 points ago

Anybody want pancakes?

[–]420bunny 1 point2 points ago

That ain't Lake Minnetonka.

[–]loveandbaseketball 1 point2 points ago

Do you guys want some grapes? ...Bitches

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

You bitches want more pancakes.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 8 points9 points ago

Prince must have finally hit a growth spurt.

[–]verugan 2 points3 points ago

There really is a gif for everything.

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

Nope, just this.

[–]youregonnaloveme 5 points6 points ago

Dear lord that stache

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 5 points6 points ago

This kid is likely already a father

[–]CakeBreath 0 points1 point ago

:) We really do need more dowager countess gifs.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 13 points14 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The look on the kid's face is what makes this costume so great. 3coms 13pts 3hrs funny
little Prince charming 100coms 1430pts 23dys WTF
Already addicted to a life of glamour... 48coms 1107pts 3mos WTF
I shall call him... Mini-Prince! 6coms 11pts 4mos funny
Purple Rain... 166coms 1735pts 5mos pics
little red corvette 3coms -5pts 22dys funny
I Prefer Prince's REALLY Early Work 2coms 27pts 5mos WTF
Little red moped 5coms 37pts 3mos funny
was creepin through my buddies pictures when I found this, couldn't help but laugh 2coms 8pts 18dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]piroteknix 2 points3 points ago

Three hours? Shit, reddit, get it together.

[–]Ginger-Nerd 2 points3 points ago

This is one of the reposts that i actually like to see from time to time.

[–]sydneygamer -2 points-1 points ago

The last time it made the front page was 23 days ago in a different sub, and the last time it even made it beyond 10 upvotes in this sub was 3 months ago.

[–]OtaConnor -2 points-1 points ago

These did not help me learn more info at all!

[–]Hispanic_Karmanaut 2 points3 points ago

I recognize this photo from this guy's facebook and twitter pics, and he asserted to me once that it was him as a young boy.

I'll let you guys investigate.

[–]Iamadinocopter 1 point2 points ago

that's dumb, are we just taking odd pictures and putting random words on it?

there is nothing clever in the world of memes.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1 point2 points ago

I love you Baby-Formerly-Known-As-Prince!

[–]Grizeldabowski 0 points1 point ago

Shhh.

[–]Rountree85 4 points5 points ago

Punch line in the fucking title.

[–]TheDCHeck 4 points5 points ago

Not only is this a repost, but also the punchline was put in the title. Good job.

[–]Aeyrie 0 points1 point ago

He's about the right height.

[–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

omg its too late for this shit

[–]JeffertonAlive 0 points1 point ago

doesn't need the words

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

His motorscooter is envious of the kid's bladder control. The motorscooter can't even wear diapers and it pissed itself

[–]robocyberkitty 1 point2 points ago

"... and I'm all outta gum!" Er.. wait...

[–]Icommanduall 1 point2 points ago

I think TheAtomicPlayboy really likes Prince

[–]Tarnus88 0 points1 point ago

I... didn't expect that.

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 0 points1 point ago

Thought it was going to be the giraffe one again; was pleasantly surprised.

[–]Lexington125 0 points1 point ago

Oh pretty prince of parties where do you get your clothes?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I came here to put punchline into title.

[–]izwald 0 points1 point ago

The Little Prince

[–]Gregmoose 0 points1 point ago

Game... Blouses...

[–]Once_and_Future_King 1 point2 points ago

Liiiiiiiiitle Red Moped

[–]baconperogies 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know what brand of scooter that is?

I've been trying to find one just like it.

[–]mochatronz 2 points3 points ago

It looks like a 1968 Vespa Prima Vera 125. If you're going to buy a vintage Vespa, be prepared to either do a lot of work on it yourself, or know someone who works on them. You can find them on craigslist frequently if you're in the States, but don't buy anything that you don't get checked by a mechanic first.

Used to work in a repair shop...AMA!

[–]Lokky 1 point2 points ago

The badge doesn't really look right to me, I want to say that this is a Bajaj.

[–]mochatronz 0 points1 point ago

I might be off on the year, but I'm pretty confident it is a Primavera 50 (not 125, that was wrong) with the turn signals removed, although the badge is impossible to read. There is a model of Bajaj that looks almost identical, so who knows. From a purchasing standpoint, it's easier to get Vespa parts than Bajaj parts nowadays.

[–]proscia116 1 point2 points ago

If you get lucky you could get them for cheap to... i bought one of mine for 400, to restore it as a project with my family, it costed me 1800. Another one we restored was about 350 and to restore it costed about the same... however my father found a basically all original one for about a grand. the only problem with it is it needed a new crankshaft which on a vespa can get a bit pricey. my dad wound up buying a malossi crank for it.

[–]mochatronz 0 points1 point ago

Good call on the Malossi. I have a Malossi 166 kit on my scoot right now. Love it. What model did you get for a grand?

[–]proscia116 0 points1 point ago

a 1962 vbb

[–]mochatronz 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]baconperogies 1 point2 points ago

I think you're right. I guess these aren't in production? Thanks for the help.

[–]mochatronz 0 points1 point ago

No prob. They're not in production, so beware if you see any "newer" Vespas that look like they're old. Some are made in Taiwan and are about as sturdy as a coke can. Although if you want the vintage look but are new, Stellas are a pretty good bet. If you're in the UK they are LML Stars, but they are the same scooter. They make it in a 4-stroke now which is more reliable than the 2-stroke, but you won't get that POP-POP sound that is so great about the 2-stroke engines.

[–]baconperogies 0 points1 point ago

If you don't mind me asking, what's the difference between a 2-stroke and a 4-stroke?

Thanks. It might have been a Taiwanese one I saw. I'm currently in China and I saw a teal coloured one parked out a KFC. It looked sweet.

I don't mind buying a new updated version just for the styling. I'm not much of an enthusiast. Appearances are everything lol.

[–]mochatronz 1 point2 points ago

This explains the difference better than I can. Disregard the part where it says mixing 2-stroke oil is a 4 oz to 1 gallon of gas ratio, it depends on your engine. I have a 166cc, I do a 3-to-1 ratio. Most vintage Vespas are a 2-to-1. I ran it rich when I broke in the engine and it was running so nicely that I just kept it that way.

I like the 2-stroke because of the extra power and the sound it makes. You're right, appearences are everything.

[–]Ibce 1 point2 points ago

Vespa something?

[–]soulofgranola 0 points1 point ago

God damn it. It's 5:25am and I just laughed hard enough to disturb my roommates.

[–]scoobydoo182 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit. This guy needs to be in a little red Corvette.

[–]mattwrouse 0 points1 point ago

lil' prince. love it. have an upvote!

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

I second that!

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

The picture itself is infinitely funnier than the caption.

[–]Sarcastyx 0 points1 point ago

A Motorcycle?! I thought the Little Prince had a rose for companionship!

[–]Smugjester 0 points1 point ago

Iionel richie

[–]ottoman_jerk 0 points1 point ago

and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point ago

I'm here for the gang bamg

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

This was on here last year and the title was: "Dig If You Will This Picture".

[–]poonJavi39 0 points1 point ago

Dressed like that? Yuckky!

[–]vstaros 0 points1 point ago

Seems you have a leak..

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit baby prince.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy -2 points-1 points ago

The repost formerly known as Prince.

[–]Harouto -2 points-1 points ago

I came here to post repost