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[–]heff17 120 points121 points ago

Oh boy, 3am!

[–]hayashirice911 19 points20 points ago

"Who wants a krabby patty at 3 in the morning!?"

[–]EMP826 36 points37 points ago

Look at me, I'm swabbin' the bathroom!!!

.... at night.

[–]redgroupclan 14 points15 points ago

It's...it's...THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!!

[–]EMP826 17 points18 points ago

"Well, I guess this is the end. SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sorta really liked you!"

"SQUIDWARD I USE YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!"

[–]Tabs555 0 points1 point ago

And Patrick dropped sponge bobs toothbrush in the toilet

[–]naughtynuns69 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry, it was just Nosferatu flickering the lights

[–]Tabs555 3 points4 points ago

Correction it's the mash singing bash winging trash flinging slasher

[–]a_talking_face 1 point2 points ago

The sash wringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging...

[–]jaggre[S] 7 points8 points ago

who doesn't want a krabby patty at 3 in the morning?

[–]SharkMan4real 0 points1 point ago

I ate a McChicken 3am yesterday and this is what has become

[–]shit_reddit_says 29 points30 points ago

I prefer to think of it as 3pm with the shades closed.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 72 points73 points ago

[–]TheSandyRavage 16 points17 points ago

[–]EMP826 11 points12 points ago

"He cut off his own hand!!!"

"You mean like this?!?! Or this? Or this?? Or how about this?"

"Except he wasn't a sponge!"

"So?"

"So it didn't grow back!!!"

"OHH NOOO!!!"

[–]03Titanium 3 points4 points ago

The rash clinging basher.

[–]EMP826 5 points6 points ago

The sash wringing... the trash dinging... mash flinging... the flash springing... bringing, the crash thinging, the? :/

[–]03Titanium 5 points6 points ago

Yes.

[–]SGT_756 2 points3 points ago

Myyy leggg

[–]HurriKaneDeck 2 points3 points ago

Those look delicious for some reason.

[–]ace188 44 points45 points ago

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[–]lethargicwalrus 6 points7 points ago

More like Fap, Fap, Fap.

[–]Geoffron -1 points0 points ago

That was a risky click.

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

I would have enjoyed it either way

[–]Jblackbelt 22 points23 points ago

[–]Izabrony 8 points9 points ago

[–]Fairchild660 13 points14 points ago

[–]xISonikzZ 24 points25 points ago

Is it weird that I'm sitting in bed and eating a hamburger

[–]jaggre[S] 8 points9 points ago

no, not at all

[–]Hellothereawesome 17 points18 points ago

[–]MrTokinEdz -2 points-1 points ago

well, unless he's a human. then it would be weird.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 0 points1 point ago

It's only weird if you're naked.

[–]Romney_thought 5 points6 points ago

We all need some lazy weekends sometimes

[–]Hellothereawesome 1 point2 points ago

Romney thought that?

[–]Romney_thought 0 points1 point ago

Work hard during the week, slack hard during the weekend.

[–]jamesallen4u 5 points6 points ago

This entire comment thread makes my heart feel warm. The perfectly looped gifs are amazing. I need to get a life.

[–]poop22_ 9 points10 points ago

Patrick! Swallow your food!

[–]Snowyobject 5 points6 points ago

I have been watching this for hours and it is still 3 o'clock.

[–]slow_reaction 3 points4 points ago

The saddest part about this picture is that I simply wish I could be that content with a dead end existence. It's not like fighting it has done a lot of good.

[–]NSFW_GIF_OF_PEACE 20 points21 points ago

[–]donnytony 13 points14 points ago

Now I have to fap again

[–]codychro 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if I should upvote because of boobs; or downvote because of irrelevance.

[–]ceezirr 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

...huh.

[–]Dreamtrain -1 points0 points ago

what's her name?

[–]dovagolda 3 points4 points ago

That's the face I make when I watch Super Size Me

[–]yeti0013 2 points3 points ago

"oh boy 3 AM!"

[–]mac11jr 0 points1 point ago

This is the best use of this GIF that I've seen yet!

[–]Bunbury42 0 points1 point ago

That is a very chewy burger. He should probably look into a higher quality meat.

[–]ClumsyLeprechaun 1 point2 points ago

Just got done looking at the Bad Luck Brian post about the Hash Slinging Slasher haha

[–]Yap71 1 point2 points ago

I love how long it takes him to get up.

[–]kook321 0 points1 point ago

Oh god. I literally just finished eating a hamburger while laying in my bed.

[–]cc6960 1 point2 points ago

I usually do that, but with pizza rolls and ice cream.

[–]TotallyNotSuperman 1 point2 points ago

I've been watching this gif for over an hour, and that clock hasn't changed at all. What a disappointment.

[–]Throwaway281281 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh, the life of an ent

[–]thomasutra 0 points1 point ago

And masturbating... Right? Doesn't everyone do that all weekend?

[–]insideman83 1 point2 points ago

Yep, pretty much me right now.

[–]FBFismyspiritanimal 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see a moving jpg file I get a little more afraid to go in a creepypasta thread.

[–]coopgnar 1 point2 points ago

Also relevant for /r/trees

[–]drunkinwisconsin -1 points0 points ago

this is the first EVER thing i've seen on facebook before i saw it on reddit.

i'm going to brush my teeth now after uttering those words.

[–]MewFreakinTwo 0 points1 point ago

This is quite possibly the best .gif I've ever seen.

[–]Dreamtrain 0 points1 point ago

Yep

This is mine too :(

[–]WingedGnome 0 points1 point ago

If you wait until the clock turns to 3:05, there's a suprise.

[–]t-bone_reckscabbage 0 points1 point ago

Why is this on the front page of reddit?

[–]cocsukr 0 points1 point ago

Everyone at my university (UTexas) either went to Dallas for the weekend for the Red River Rivalry game against OU or went to the Austin City Limits music festival which lasts from Friday-Saturday. You can bet this gif depicts my weekend.

[–]Kyekifino_hipster 0 points1 point ago

Watching the League of Legends finals?

[–]Pzazz 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the occasional beer, and burning the fallen leaves in my neighbors fire pit.

[–]ExplicitTyro 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else stare at the gif waiting for the alarm to ring?

[–]wutaki 0 points1 point ago

So you freeze time at 3 and enjoy eternity?

[–]blouseman 0 points1 point ago

IAMA guy eating a burger at 3am AMA

[–]NanniLP 0 points1 point ago

Watch the gif long enough, and the clock actually moves!

[–]iBleeedorange -2 points-1 points ago

Better then just masturbating.

[–]404-shame-not-found 4 points5 points ago

Why not both? Just masturbate with a hamburger. If too lazy, go to McDonald's.

[–]jaggre[S] 3 points4 points ago

relevant username?

[–]alwayschoosepeace 0 points1 point ago

Worked this morning, went home, had sex, got sushi, saw the movie Argo (awesome btw), Played dishonoured, watched the UFC fight. Good day. Tomorrow exam studying and fantasy football! Why do I use reddit as my diary ugh

[–]carpeDeezNuts -1 points0 points ago

had sex

The only thing that matters.

[–]zaqufant -2 points-1 points ago

ya, basically. Especially when your girlfriend is being a fucking cock block.