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[–]stationcommando 6 points7 points ago

I get so tired of seeing this over and over again

[–]ywkwpwnw 6 points7 points ago

yeah, I know. It's so depressing.

[–]DesertBeagle 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I can take it.

[–]thecreamfilling 7 points8 points ago

This is a repost It's still not funny

[–]Dyan654 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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source: karmadecay

[–]RadiantDark 2 points3 points ago

I read reddit, reposts are soda pressing

[–]Pinkiepylon 3 points4 points ago

upvotes because finds it funny, not knowing it's a repost

Sees comments about being a repost, doesn't go back and downvote

[–]Cynical_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

Good on ya Pinkiepylon.

Reddiquette. Super simple stuff.

[–]MonosyllabicGuy 1 point2 points ago

Dave Foley really let himself go..

[–]D-Rock75 0 points1 point ago

things got bad after News Radio...

[–]in_that_order 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? If you've seen it before then move on. I'm sure there are new people on reddit every day that haven't seen a lot of the stuff that gets reposted.

[–]ywkwpwnw 0 points1 point ago

I'd pop a cap in your boss' ass.

[–]webzter 3 points4 points ago

If he did that, he'd get canned

[–]alec1310 1 point2 points ago

When I laugh at these pun threads it feels like my sides are getting crushed.

[–]sniff3000 1 point2 points ago

obviously this is not his job. he is a policeman of some kind.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres -4 points-3 points ago

FUCK THIS REPOST!

Everyone downvote this post now please.

[–]Cynical_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

K, downvoting this post.

[–]aricias -1 points0 points ago

I kill chickens for a living, you've got it easy.

[–]pig_is_pigs 0 points1 point ago

Depressing is that nobody will take my cans if they're crushed. I can recycle them, but not return them for a deposit. Total BS.

[–]lp21 0 points1 point ago

This is not funny.

[–]CastleNation -1 points0 points ago

Fuck, I've seen this four or five times but this is the first time I got it

[–]Toaka -1 points0 points ago

You are Sofa King dumb.

[–]949paintball 0 points1 point ago

I had someone say this once. He said it about 10 times to himself and didn't understand. I had to literally draw it out for him to understand.

[–]Simbada -3 points-2 points ago

What if he gets 30$ per the hour