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[–]GsusIsChord 173 points174 points ago

"I used to be gullible with quotation attribution on the internet, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm the founder of the Carolingian Empire." ---Charlemagne

[–]vivvav 88 points89 points ago

"I'm going to fuck that preschooler, and nobody can stop me."
-Gabe Newell

[–]EsteemedGentleman 12 points13 points ago

-Red Spy disguised as Gabe Newell

[–]GabenOnCageAction 2 points3 points ago

Just slide him right on into my cage..

[–]THE_IMPERIAL_GUARD 1 point2 points ago

Stop right there criminal scum!

[–]rlyx6x 0 points1 point ago

I chocked that hoe last night

-Albert Einstein

[–]Firelord_Azula 4 points5 points ago

1-800-Choke-Dat-Hoe

-Alexander Graham Bell

[–]joeyheartbear 1 point2 points ago

How many hoes could Einstein chock if Einstein could chock hoes?

[–]DEMENTER 23 points24 points ago

[–]scottyprobablyknows 0 points1 point ago

AKA Keanu Reeves

[–]catfoodsushi 197 points198 points ago

There is literally NO evidence that Daniel ever, ever said this. Someone just made that and it's caught on.

[–]CranberryBogMonster 45 points46 points ago

Not to mention that this would be retarded if it were something he actually said. It sounds stupidly conceited and off-putting. It reads exactly like what a bored 14-year old daydreaming in study hall would think was really funny to say as he fantasized about being Daniel Radcliffe.

[–]Predicts_Circlejerk 21 points22 points ago

Daniel Radcliffe is actually really down to earth and funny and it's entirely possible he actually said this.

[–]letmetellyouhowitis 1 point2 points ago

erm. Height-ism is a real thing. You'll see people get LL cosmetics too

[–]CranberryBogMonster 0 points1 point ago

Ok...? I don't really see your point.

[–]DomoInMySoup 3 points4 points ago

The other thing I hate about this is he actually HAS gone on record saying that he doesn't want to be known for being the guy who played Harry Potter, so why would he turn around and be like, "oh no, that's totally an awesome thing for me"?

HARRY POTTER IS THE BIGGEST GOD DAMN ROLE OF YOUR CAREER. YOU BEST EMBRACE IT, BOY.

[–]hey_moon -1 points0 points ago

and the cigarette is photo-shopped in

[–]DaminDrexil 4 points5 points ago

[–]Mac_Anu -4 points-3 points ago

I saw the talk show where he said it!

He talks about height a lot, really. Mostly because the host brings it up.

[–]mcsharp 15 points16 points ago

"I used to enjoy this quote, until I realized it's been on reddit a million fucking times." - Anyone who's been on reddit more than 3 months.

[–]coldcave 21 points22 points ago

[–]learntofart 4 points5 points ago

Everyone should enjoy this full sketch: http://youtu.be/gSjLiQxEZlM

[–]Dominus-Temporis 7 points8 points ago

The lack of the first four words disturbs me.

[–]panders2reddit 62 points63 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Daniel Radcliffe on self confidence 272coms 842pts 3mos funny
Fuck it, I'm Harry Potter 0coms 10pts 7mos funny
Fuck that... 232coms 677pts 9mos funny
I used to be self conscious 307coms 630pts 1yr pics
Daniel Radcliffe (x-post funny) 37coms 911pts 1mo howtonotgiveafuck
Daniel Radcliffe gets it 104coms 591pts 1mo funny
He does makes a good point 231coms 677pts 1yr funny
Daniel Radcliffe used to be self-conscious about his height (5' 5") 26coms 332pts 7mos funny
You'll never see him the same way again. 61coms 200pts 1yr pics
I always knew I had a reason to like him. 19coms 548pts 7mos funny
Daniel Radcliffe gets it [Fixed] 1com -6pts 1mo funny
Daniel Radcliffe on being short 71coms 1115pts 5mos harrypotter

[–]Bobbycoxtat 3 points4 points ago

Fabricated.

[–]adish 4 points5 points ago

he really is tiny

[–]Cheeze_wiz 6 points7 points ago

doesn't matter, he made out with bonnie wright.

[–]here_for_the_lols 2 points3 points ago

"People used to make fun of me for my height, but then I thought fuck this, idiots will make up quotes from me on the internet"

edit: Just got the irony of that...

[–]RoadToSerfdom 2 points3 points ago

His wand is on fire.

[–]Sodamancer 2 points3 points ago

[–]mmiarosee -1 points0 points ago

This is probably my favorite picture of him.

[–]snoopdrj -1 points0 points ago

You're a wizard 'arry!

[–]r00giebeara -1 points0 points ago

And that's all he'll ever be known for.

[–]kerdon -1 points0 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]twodollaz 0 points1 point ago

That looks like it was taken after he just finished the first 8-ball of the night.

[–]rrighteous 0 points1 point ago

saw this and thought 'this had better not be the quote about his height' ... .... ..it's still a nice quote though

[–]ChikiParm 0 points1 point ago

Don't care if he said it or not, I love that man. Shoot, want to touch the heiny!

[–]magic_is_might 1 point2 points ago

Except for the fact that there's 0 evidence that he ever said this.

[–]CronosDage -1 points0 points ago

Screw you OP

[–]wonkothesane1986 0 points1 point ago

Of the many, many laudable and famous Daniel Radcliffe quotes there are to choose from.

[–]Oddish420 0 points1 point ago

Then I thought, "Fuck it, I have no shame! I'll just repost."

[–]bigmeech -2 points-1 points ago

DAE photos with text on them?

DAE like reposts??

[–]AdventurePee -1 points0 points ago

"I used to be self conscious about being Harry Potter, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm Daniel Radcliffe!"

[–]Lesslieann 0 points1 point ago

Hell yeah. forever and always.

[–]claudesoph -1 points0 points ago

[–]jigglesv 0 points1 point ago

I love that picture of him

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

Reddit has become celebrity quote after celebrity quote, Zach braff and Neil Patrick Harris can't even take a shit without reddit getting all wet over it.

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug 1 point2 points ago

"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude"

-- Kirk Lazarus

[–]peanutbutterflavored -2 points-1 points ago

125 up votes for something that's been sitting in my phone for months? Boo.

[–]m4ttsson -3 points-2 points ago

you have many of them?

[–]PufffTheMagicDragon 0 points1 point ago

He kind of looks like Aaron Paul in this photo.

[–]foreverheavy 0 points1 point ago

Ok lads, great job. We've given this dead horse a good shellacking. Let's have a pint and move on to page four, shall we? Plenty of dead horses due for a thorough whopping on that page, I dare say!

[–]BILL_MURRAYS_COCK 0 points1 point ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[–]foreverheavy 0 points1 point ago

I'd tell you I like the cut of your jib as well, but we all know Bill Murray stayed any hand that came near his blessed foreskin. I like the cut of your uncut jib, sir.

[–]Lee13412 0 points1 point ago

What has been going on this week the frontpage has just been repost after repost

[–]pwnyoface 0 points1 point ago

its hilarious because he's only as tall as emma watson

[–]durendal25 0 points1 point ago

"Probably" your favourite? What's a close second?

[–]AffableJack -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, but he wasn't a very good Harry Potter.

[–]GrayFoxM -2 points-1 points ago

I love how I posted this over a month ago and got 3 points..

[–]KerriganIskindaHot -2 points-1 points ago

I've grown to respect Daniel, he seems intelligent and a good actor.

BUT he should probably stay away from growing a beard..he's got same type of facial hair I do, rapiststyle

[–]battleship61 -2 points-1 points ago

posted this exact photo 9 months ago and got a 1/3 the upvotes.. well fuck you to reddit.

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[–]bronkula 1 point2 points ago

Do it right, you twat! Yer a midget, harry!

[–]supermuffinzzz -3 points-2 points ago

I'm.. I'm a what..?