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Whenever I get into an argument with a stubborn asshole. (imgur.com)

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[–]Thydamine 194 points195 points ago

So much potential to loop perfectly.

[–]stb14808 19 points20 points ago

Anyone at all...

[–]Sexy_Rhino 13 points14 points ago

Now we the lazy redditors wait for someone to do it for us...?

[–]stb14808 15 points16 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/LvCZd.gif

[–]Sexy_Rhino 3 points4 points ago

I watched this just thirty seconds too long.

[–]Careless_Con 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god his bobbing goes so well with music.

[–]Havoksixteen -1 points0 points ago

Listening to black metal... doesn't work for me. :(

Metal problems.

[–]kaptinkracker 4 points5 points ago

Not only am I lazy, but I have no idea how to do that

[–]Sexy_Rhino 4 points5 points ago

This is the internet. We could learn how to do anything in the world in minutes. Instead we look at pictures of cats in boxes. We are just lazy and unmotivated.

[–]ogpizza_boy -2 points-1 points ago

Done

[–]iloveslater 69 points70 points ago

Wait, this literally happens every time you get in an argument with a stubborn asshole? A bison gets eaten by a crocodile?

Edit: Is it kind of like every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings?

[–]ibanezrocks21[S] 25 points26 points ago

Absolutely! Finally, someone understands!

[–]cactusextract 2 points3 points ago

Those are wildebeest bro.

[–]doomgiver98 2 points3 points ago

Where does it say "literally"?

[–]Careless_Con 7 points8 points ago

Where does it say "literally"?

There.

[–]Aiskhulos 1 point2 points ago

ITT: Pedantic assholes.

[–]Psypriest 1 point2 points ago

The argyle sweater.

[–]thatguyfred -1 points0 points ago

Perhaps you should literally look up the definition of literally.

lit·er·al·ly/ˈlitərəlē/ Adverb: In a literal manner or sense; exactly: "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight over the traffic circle". Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.

[–]ghostface134 34 points35 points ago

for some reason this animal gif reminds me of this rhino pic

[–]SometimesY 9 points10 points ago

Reason: Africa.

[–]Sexy_Rhino -1 points0 points ago

This is sexy.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 17 points18 points ago

Please tell me there is more of these.

[–]NSFW_MIM 28 points29 points ago

Here

[–]easycumeasyhoe 3 points4 points ago

Thank you. I will now spend hours watching these.

[–]Blasphemic_Porky 0 points1 point ago

I still jumped even though i knew what was coming.

[–]IWantSpaceships 10 points11 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/user/Birdboxstudio

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 12 points13 points ago

so they're the asshole because they're wrong and you're right, but you end up giving in and getting hurt?

[–]BoomerFTW 5 points6 points ago

I hold the opinion that most Ibanez guitars are of lower quality and caliber than brands like Taylor and Gibson. What say ye?

[–]ibanezrocks21[S] 2 points3 points ago

Depends, acoustic or electric? And it's all opinion. Gibson makes/has made some pretty low quality guitars, given. Jcraft and JEM Ibanez models are some of the best on the market, numerous pros play them. You won't see Satriani do an entire show on an ES335 unless his entire arsenal goes missing.

[–]guitardude911 -1 points0 points ago

The Ibanez JEM is great. I love LP's, but Gibson does have a lot of overpriced guitars. And Satch would never use an ES series, just cuz it doesn't get the right sound. I, personally, prefer Gibson because I like a warmer tone, but when I play things like Satch or I just want to solo for fun, I'd prefer an Ibanez or BC Rich. (I only say BC Rich because I don't own an Ibanez and that's the closest thing that I do have)

[–]Lunchtime1 5 points6 points ago

Lube. Lots and lots of anal lube.

[–]I_am_sherlocked 2 points3 points ago

original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJXvsCLu6s

I love the noises!

[–]DontPanicHG 3 points4 points ago

This is now my favorite gif.

[–]nuohlacyellek 0 points1 point ago

I second that!

[–]Dracomister7 2 points3 points ago

There's a profound lesson to be learned from this but... I'm too lazy to look for it.

[–]jimaug87 11 points12 points ago

Tell someone to prove their point, instead of endlessly trying to prove yours.

Ok . . . it's a log. You stand on it.

[–]gssunil 0 points1 point ago

How many Buffalos died?

[–]cactusextract 0 points1 point ago

Wildebeest.

[–]BrainSlurper 2 points3 points ago

He asked about the buffalos

[–]BoomerFTW -1 points0 points ago

Meh, I refuse to change my opinion and I am right.

[–]only_uses_expletives -1 points0 points ago

It's funny to me how it's always the other guy who's a stubborn asshole.

[–]darthchurro -1 points0 points ago

Ugh, this is almost entirely my life.

[–]nightrida 0 points1 point ago

I'm telling you its not a fucking log!

[–]AlphaWut 0 points1 point ago

Expected him to still say wood.

[–]catalyst24 0 points1 point ago

Don't normally upvote and share. But this one wins. It happens to me all the time.

[–]Fat_Je5u5 0 points1 point ago

I fucking yell-laughed that was so funny!! Good on ya... even though Jackson's are better

[–]Jamdestroyer -1 points0 points ago

It doesn't end! The first guy keeps saying it's an alligator, while the second guy keeps saying it's a log, then the first guy stands on it to prove that it's an alligator after previous failed attempts, and gets eaten! Which changes the second guys mind that it really is an alligator, but then there behind him comes another guy who thinks it's a log, and it starts all over again!

[–]ladaghini 0 points1 point ago

If you haven't seen Planet Earth yet, you should go see it. In one episode (Fresh Water, I believe), they show crocodiles striking at some buffalo at insane speeds, just as in this GIF. And they show it all in slow motion... incredible footage!

[–]cactusextract 0 points1 point ago

Wildebeest.

[–]chattyWw 0 points1 point ago

When I get into an argument with a stubborn asshole its more of the same. Except after I get eaten they still believe its a log.

[–]lakk 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my friend and I, I personally think he just likes to argue and it doesn't help because I don't like to back down.

Example, we're the two oxen in that gif and I'll tell him it's an alligator. He'll retort and tell me it's a crocodile. We'll spend time going back and forth and ultimately it doesn't really matter because it's going to kill us.

[–]SuaveEgg 0 points1 point ago

So pretty much whenever you voice your opinion as a republican on /r/politics

[–]cmilla 0 points1 point ago

These are the worst. I either avoid it altogether and look wrong or like a bitch, or I engage and by the end of the argument I look crazy, everyone wondering why I'm even arguing about it. (but never wondering about the other guy)

[–]Lifeguarding 0 points1 point ago

This actually happened to me. Minus the getting eaten part!

[–]Beanieman -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like something from nickolodeon (spelling?)

[–]Ultimate_Kardas 0 points1 point ago

So if you think it's a crocodile, you jump on it to prove you're right?

[–]Mudkip123456 0 points1 point ago

That's not exactly accurate, usually they still think it's a log.

[–]Bellum19 -4 points-3 points ago

This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Maybe I'm just tired.

[–]Genetic90 -2 points-1 points ago

I read 'whenever I get into an argument with my stubborn asshole' O.o

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