Truth.

sjf39 · 2012-10-13T23:58:24+00:00

Parody accounts shouldn't be popular. They literally just pull a random celebrity name to promote their corny jokes to get retweets and favorites. They're basically karma whores of Twitter

UZUMATI-JAMESON · 2012-10-13T23:00:17+00:00

The actual workaholics guys twitters are funnier and more creative.

JerkyJuicer · 2012-10-13T23:23:50+00:00

GET IT GUISE!? WOMEN MAKE SANDWICHES!

Anaract · 2012-10-13T23:29:09+00:00

/r/Iam14andthisisfunny

procrastinagging · 2012-10-13T23:43:50+00:00

Truth? Why? I don't get this joke that is so clever to be upvoted to the r/all front page, does anyone care explaining it to me?

Is it for the woman/sandwich association? I've joined reddit less than a year ago and I don't remember it to be so easy on the sexist side, what has happened since then?

devilrobotjesus · 2012-10-13T23:42:39+00:00

ZOMG LOL LE SANDWICHES GAIS

ILL_Show_Myself_Out · 2012-10-13T21:41:05+00:00

They know how to handle your 6 inch.

tacobell243 · 2012-10-13T23:31:10+00:00

You know, you could just follow the real Blake...

thisguy1111 · 2012-10-14T00:11:42+00:00

Exactly what I want: another instance of a dead horse beating.

The_Space_Cowboy · 2012-10-13T21:25:03+00:00

I swear, workaholics is one of the funniest shows out there

gosteelers1 · 2012-10-14T00:58:06+00:00

I can confirm this. I worked at Subway for 3 years, met my husband while working there; always gave him free sandwiches.

brick12 · 2012-10-14T01:41:53+00:00

you know what you call people who make woman in the kitchen jokes?

 SINGLE

Pravusmentis · 2012-10-14T02:12:19+00:00

Looks like as ad to me

wx3 · 2012-10-14T02:16:50+00:00

I'll just make a blanket statement, which is not trying to be serious but just make a point. My cousin and fiancé are both former-Hooters girls. They are awesome people and super smart. They just aren't above taking $200 tips from lonely men.

jlennon4422 · 2012-10-14T03:23:12+00:00

This was slightly more clever than the usual sandwich joke, but I've seen so many terrible ones I don't think it's even possible to have a good one anymore

mokniker · 2012-10-14T03:26:52+00:00

Because they can make sandwiches.

TheIslander829 · 2012-10-14T03:29:46+00:00

Who the fuck wants a wife?

APJansekok · 2012-10-14T04:03:23+00:00

I still think that only single people make this joke.

flaflashr · 2012-10-14T04:52:23+00:00

sudo make me a sandwich

JustLurkinDontMindMe · 2012-10-14T05:19:38+00:00

They got them mom butts. I love mom butts

crispyinc · 2012-10-13T23:14:08+00:00

haha nice sandwich joke bro.

Al-anus · 2012-10-13T22:45:37+00:00

I work at Subway, and I approve this message.

Primarch359 · 2012-10-14T00:12:08+00:00

Am i the only dude that finds this incredibly offensive?

Hingleton · 2012-10-13T23:13:36+00:00

He only used two ".'s"...

AnswerAwake · 2012-10-14T01:42:06+00:00

I hate the subway smell.

_jakeyy · 2012-10-14T02:21:06+00:00

Why is OP such a faggot?

Dankbowl · 2012-10-13T23:48:23+00:00

As a guy who married his co-worker from my local Subway, I can confirm this.

dembonz00 · 2012-10-13T22:45:09+00:00

No thanks. I'll go with the hot wings and beer on demand.

CallOfDutyNdNicCage · 2012-10-14T00:06:50+00:00

Blake has a real twitter, this isn't it. The posting of fake twitter accounts shit has to stop.

Wkc9r · 2012-10-13T23:47:03+00:00

I've hooked up with a subway girl, and she was most certainly not wife material. I did however get free sandwiches for a while.

zweeped · 2012-10-14T00:11:50+00:00

Will Ferrell; October 12th 11.15AM. "Not Will Ferrell ‏@itsWillyFerrell Ya the girls at hooters are hot, but when it really comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wifey material."

Woghekak · 2012-10-14T00:49:22+00:00

Here's his actual twitter: https://twitter.com/uncleblazer

DogWhisperer · 2012-10-14T00:51:00+00:00

jokes aside, hooters girls for the most part are NOT hot

slipperywhenwetohyes · 2012-10-14T00:22:02+00:00

This made me laugh! I've worked at both Hooters and Subway, no lie. I'm a wife, and a damn good one.

Smiles_and_Sunshine · 2012-10-14T00:42:27+00:00

There are those who you just fuck and those who you marry.

Most of those who hang in places like, say, /r/gonewild, you fuck if you can but certainly do not marry.

You most likely want to marry someone who is mentally stable and is able to support themselves, financially. So, someone who is intelligent and it seems as if beauty and intellect do not always go together. I have a guess that it has something to do with the pretty girls brains getting lazy as everyone will think/do things for them, but that's another discussion.

TheTrevLife · 2012-10-13T23:26:54+00:00

Considering half the time the workers at Subway can't even make my sandwich properly when I'm right there telling them how to make it, there is no truth to this quote.

justguessmyusername · 2012-10-14T00:08:52+00:00

Coming from a true pussy hound.

BaconTreasure · 2012-10-14T01:12:23+00:00

OP, I need you to take that dick out of your mouth and go fuck yourself.

ParkerEH · 2012-10-14T00:29:17+00:00

Tight butthole dude!

JoeLeedale · 2012-10-14T00:29:42+00:00

And they know how to handle a footlong ;)

HockeyBein · 2012-10-14T00:50:50+00:00

Wow... I did choose the hooters over the sandwich, but I wouldn't change a thing.

LuckyIrish73 · 2012-10-14T00:52:04+00:00

Blake Anderson's real account is much funnier.

ExceedingJohn · 2012-10-14T01:00:34+00:00

What if they don't want to mix their proffesional life with their personal life?

greatleveler · 2012-10-14T01:25:15+00:00

i get it because sandwiches

CoyoteStark · 2012-10-14T01:26:21+00:00

Did you know you can follow people on twitter?

DragonRaptor · 2012-10-14T01:51:58+00:00

I'm sorry, but I'd much rather have a hot girl serve me wings and alcohol, then a sandwich.

murraymfg · 2012-10-14T01:53:16+00:00

oh, I get it. because it's like his penis.

RocksAndSoup · 2012-10-14T02:29:16+00:00

The women at subway are good at importing prepared meat and dumping loads of mayonnaise on crusty, 3 day old bread?

Chaosphere_ · 2012-10-14T02:44:10+00:00

I met my wife at Subway.

scottNOT · 2012-10-14T02:47:40+00:00

my cousin actually met his wife when she made him a sandwich at subway...

KingBee · 2012-10-14T03:13:51+00:00

This is dumb, the only reason it is getting upvotes is because it's the dude from workaholics.

Ghstfce · 2012-10-14T00:03:50+00:00

But all the women that work at the Subways around me are Indian...

NO_OBS · 2012-10-14T00:07:28+00:00

More like the ladies at Jimmy Johns...!

amazing_rando · 2012-10-14T00:19:49+00:00

This is the second fake workaholics tweet I've seen on the front page this week. Who actually follows these accounts?

dirk_jigliss · 2012-10-14T01:19:12+00:00

please stop paying attention to this guy.

JavaLSU · 2012-10-13T23:48:16+00:00

If I have to choose between a girl making me a sandwich and a girl with her tits in my face giving me a beer whenever I ask....I'll go with the big titted beer girl.

Mi5anthr0pe · 2012-10-14T00:09:13+00:00

I mean, I've met some skeevy looking chicks at Subway. Definite single mom material, god awful tattoos etc, and I even live in an area that isn't particularly niggerfied. Though, I guess on the merit of half your job not being a slut, I would still go with the Subway women on a blind date.

sleeper141 · 2012-10-13T23:38:23+00:00

Sweet Jesus I love that show

JohnScribbles · 2012-10-13T22:27:00+00:00

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