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C.H.O.L.O. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JonnyCFH66 25 points26 points ago

Hey, at least they have good trigger discipline...

[–]StealthNade 16 points17 points ago

2/3 of them

[–]JonnyCFH66 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't really tell with the guy in the middle, it looks like he's thinkin about putting his finger in the trigger. But between the middle on and the right one that's about $500 worth of guns. Couldn't ID the one on the left, but holy shit what ballers!!

[–]StealthNade 1 point2 points ago

that might be an XD on the left but there are so few pixels

[–]msiley 3 points4 points ago

Middle: Mossberg 500.

Right: Hi-Point

Left: I'm thinking a Glock Airsoft gun or .22. Look at that little barrel, def. not a 9mm. Also it looks like a Glock but not exactly.

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

It's not a Glock. Look at the trigger guard.

[–]StealthNade 0 points1 point ago

M&P 22?

[–]Hovsky 0 points1 point ago

Hm. That's closer, but I can't tell. You may be right.

Also, the trigger guard also precludes it being an XD.

[–]StealthNade 0 points1 point ago

yeah I realized it wasnt an XD after an image search

[–]thisisnotasentance 1 point2 points ago

The barrel size seems like a .22 ACP or .32 ACP. Since the end of the barrel is quite extended from the end of the gun I'm going to say its not an Airsoft.

[–]Hovsky 1 point2 points ago

.22 ACP

Wat.

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 1 point2 points ago

Probably a typo. .25acp is a common "cheap gun" cartridge.

Also, is it grammatically correct to start a sentence with a period? I'm torn.

[–]Hovsky 1 point2 points ago

Yep yep, I know he either meant .25 acp or .22LR but I thought it was funny. And hm, when talking about calibers, maybe it's acceptable? Haha. Well I was quoting part of his sentence, so I believe it's a different situation - just like I wouldn't capitalize the first word in his quote if it was from the middle of a sentence.

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I was talking about in my comment. Quoting, I'm pretty sure, you can just add [sic] and copy all their poopy grammar and spelling.

[–]rangemaster 5 points6 points ago

The guy on the right: I ball so hard, just look at my $200 Hi-Point.

[–]StealthNade 14 points15 points ago

it only jams when you shoot it

[–]VikingSlayer 3 points4 points ago

Eleven times?! That's hardcore!

[–]Vacster 2 points3 points ago

In spanish Ch counts as a single letter so it would be Ch.O.L.O.

[–]ogudaktig 2 points3 points ago

C.H.O.L.O. so why not waste it by being apart of a gang and dying on the street after being shot by a different gang over a petty territory dispute.

[–]xandan 5 points6 points ago

Wouldn't it just be colo?

[–]autodefenestrator 12 points13 points ago

"Ch" in Spanish is (usually) considered a single letter.

[–]politburrito 3 points4 points ago

Not anymore.Old dictionaries list "CH" as a separate letter, but now "C" and "H" are two separate, distinct letters only.

[–]vSaUCE 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty presumptuous, don't you think? What if those are Asians and they're just talking about someone named Chu?

[–]autodefenestrator 3 points4 points ago

(I know this is /r/funny... but if it was a Chu, it should be "Chu only lives once"... but if we're nitpicking that much, the -s would in fact be dropped in AAVE, so...)

[–]CogBlocker 3 points4 points ago

Well then wouldn't it be CH.O.L.O.?

[–]autodefenestrator 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, tricky stuff like that pops up when you have a single letter composed of multiple letters (as pointed out by /u/politburrito, the modern tendency is to separate the c and h).

The point is, "chu only live once" would not be shorted "colo", because that would be pronounced /kolo/, and it should be /t͡ʃolo/.

[–]robothouserock 0 points1 point ago

Yup

[–]sigaven 1 point2 points ago

ah beh ceh cheh, deh eh efe ge, ache i jota ka, ele elle eme ene!

I love the Spanish alphabet song!

[–]karma415 2 points3 points ago

i hate pieces of crap like this. i lost 2 cousins to gang bullshit. yeah vatos, why dont you go die for a street filled with a bunch of idiots like yourself. i bet you feel real gangsta when you go to jail and get raped by another gang member. i used to get beat up by cholos when i lived in this piece of shit neighborhood in san bernardino and the few times i had the upper hand i made sure they knew that i eventually would escape the bario and they would end up dead. i caught up with some old friends recently...several of those losers are dead...gang violence..what a shocker.

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

So now I can finally make a guess about what the fuck YOLO finally means.

[–]OperatorMike 1 point2 points ago

LOl Hi-points

[–]fexion 1 point2 points ago

at least it's pointing up .... though it should be pointing down via traditional rules for holding a firearm

[–]trexcantfap 0 points1 point ago

Down is usually where peoples feet are. Unless you are alone, up is usually the best place.

[–]Takes_Best_Guess 0 points1 point ago

"Traditional" rules often don't specify which direction other than a "safe" one. Depending on the type of firearm it can be safer to point up than to point down. Shotguns loaded with birdshot can be fired in the air pretty safely, as the shot is not going to kill someone when it falls back down. Pistol or rifle bullets (especially when fired at an angle less than 90 degrees) can follow parabolic trajectories and come back down with very lethal velocities. So holding a rifle or pistol can be safer to point down whereas a shotgun may be safer to point up.

Either way, he shouldn't have his damn booger hook on the bang switch.

[–]yingking0203 0 points1 point ago

Lol this needs a "holmes" at the end

[–]what_the_crap 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until someone throws a rock...

[–]Cry_Havok -1 points0 points ago

dat trigger discipline...

[–]schattenteufel 1 point2 points ago

CHLOE: CHu Live Only Once, Esse'

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 1 point2 points ago

C.H.U.R.R.O

pretty fucking tasty

now I need me some Abuelita and a fucking churro

holmes

[–]nancylikestoreddit 0 points1 point ago

It took me too long to figure out this joke.

[–]xSULLY 0 points1 point ago

i aint no scientist but wouldn't that be C.O.L.O

[–]sirius_star 0 points1 point ago

Shoot side ways so you're sure to miss

[–]doxxeh 0 points1 point ago

I laughed too hard at this.

[–]GoCrisisRobot 0 points1 point ago

it sucks when a group of people take such extreme measures to overcompensate for their 5'6" average height :(

[–]Chewbacca_Black 0 points1 point ago

A high point .380? so thug....(far right)

[–]KulaanDoDinok 0 points1 point ago

Spoiler, 'once' means 11.

[–]bassguy129 1 point2 points ago

Chu Only Live Juan-ce

[–]AliLOVESyou -1 points0 points ago

I have never laughed that hard in my ife, no joke

[–]specularr 0 points1 point ago

No choke.

[–]robothouserock -2 points-1 points ago

Chu Only Live Once Mang

[–]I-say-nay 0 points1 point ago

HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE REPOSTS r/funny

[–]KING_YOLOSWAG -3 points-2 points ago

lol yolo

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