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[–]Persianseven 35 points36 points ago

Mario Sunshine ?

[–]blaggan 105 points106 points ago

how is this WTF?

[–]bwsauder 29 points30 points ago

OP must think it stands for "Wow That's Fun!"

Edit: wording

[–]FeelPie 1 point2 points ago

"Where The Fuck can I find this? "

[–]Scarface59 15 points16 points ago

I also asked this myself...

[–]scorpio242 25 points26 points ago

Should this be in /r/awesome ?

[–]themettaur 10 points11 points ago

[–]owlsrule143 -4 points-3 points ago

I personally said what the fuck throughout this. That's the point of this subreddit

[–]WarriorWolfstar 43 points44 points ago

ThisIsWhyI'mBroke.com

[–]kuromatsuri 28 points29 points ago

The one on thisiswhyimbroke.com isn't the same one as in this gif image. The one on TIWIB propels from tubes near the shoulder, this one primarily propels from the feet with additional jets coming from the hands for more control. Most of the stuff in the gif probably couldn't be done with the one on TIWIB.

Here's the actual one in the gif, it's called The Flyboard: http://www.zapata-racing.com/en/flyboard/ (includes a video)

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 2 points3 points ago

so, essentially, they took a page from Tony Stark's notebook.

[–]Carithian 8 points9 points ago

Holly shit!! You were serious!!

[–]Skrappyross 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. Its kinda one of the most common sponsored adds on reddit.

[–]BurtonSnowboards 0 points1 point ago

adds on reddit.

Ads

[–]kindabiglie 2 points3 points ago

No it's adds, Reddit pulled aggro from the off-tank by going too nuts with aoe

[–]brewmeister58 13 points14 points ago

wtf is this doing in wtf.

[–]lucliner -3 points-2 points ago

To make you ask "wtf is this doing in wtf"... I'd say it fits here just fine seeing as it made you say "WTF"

[–]stb14808 28 points29 points ago

My only concern would be the impact with the water every time. I'm sure you can eventually get really good at it, but this ain't for overweight people.

[–]Scrantnicity23 38 points39 points ago

Get a treadmill then tubby.

[–]GIVE_ME_YOUR_HAT 3 points4 points ago

I just tagged you as morbidly obese.

[–]stb14808 20 points21 points ago

Wow. Just realized I made it sound like I'm overweight. My concern is for overweight people; I'm perfectly fit.

I'm not fat, I tell you!

[–]Hope_Eternity 15 points16 points ago

Sure, we believe you...

[–]stb14808 5 points6 points ago

Now the internet thinks I'm fat.

[–]Hope_Eternity 3 points4 points ago

The internet thinks EVERYONE's fat, remember?

[–]Ieuan1996 1 point2 points ago

Set a tag on RES for you, bud. "IS 'SUPPOSEDLY' NOT FAT"

[–]Hope_Eternity -1 points0 points ago

ME? Or stb14808?

[–]kindabiglie 2 points3 points ago

[–]Hope_Eternity -1 points0 points ago

AHAHAHA XD

Why can't I see this??

And it's her, not his xD

[–]phi186 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this statement, I now have you tagged as "fatty"

[–]zudthespud 0 points1 point ago

RES tag: Obese

[–]Dareall 4 points5 points ago

You type well for having pudgy fingers.

[–]kinggarbanzo 0 points1 point ago

New tag "not fat.... kind of"

[–]BurtonSnowboards 0 points1 point ago

Whatever you say, lardass.

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

is 300 overweight?

[–]midnightsweetie 0 points1 point ago

On the Internet, no one knows I'm made out of plastic cups...

[–]Edwolf31 -1 points0 points ago

peobably get a shitload of water in your nose

[–]THE_APE_SHIT_KILLER 1 point2 points ago

I could see many a untrained person forcing themselves underwater and not knowing how to surface. I hear drownings a pretty bad way to go.

[–]Dutchtrees -1 points0 points ago

Yeah must hurt oO

[–]CN5 5 points6 points ago

My hand entire body is a dolphin!

[–]GeorgeThaGreek 3 points4 points ago

Shit hasn't even left the front page yet and here it is, a second one. Come on, man. I expected better from you.

[–]Mantisbog 7 points8 points ago

Wow, someone made the FLUDD system from Mario Sunshine.

[–]Nbrandwine 4 points5 points ago

Two things,

1) Not /r/WTF

2) That was mildly interesting.....

[–]AntiZombieDelta 0 points1 point ago

And whatddyaknow? There a sub for that: /r/mildlyinteresting!

[–]neozeed 6 points7 points ago

[–]jerry214 5 points6 points ago

Look I'm a dolphin!

[–]NominallySafeForWork 2 points3 points ago

[–]hossalicious[!] 0 points1 point ago

You can rent them in Key West, Florida.

[–]jnlash 2 points3 points ago

[–]bakedNdelicious -1 points0 points ago

I saw a guy with one of these when I was in Spain last month. It's called a boys toy (I think). Looked amazing!

[–]Poowilly -1 points0 points ago

You would think maybe one of them would wear some sort of helmet, but nope, apply directly to face.

[–]30s_rock 1 point2 points ago

If a UFO visits earth and sees this thing its game over.

[–]lucliner 0 points1 point ago

If a UFO visits earth the US military will try to capture it and will cause a massive alien invasion... We were fucked from the start

[–]saxonprice -1 points0 points ago

There's a few places here in Florida that rent them hourly. I haven't done it myself, but am told it takes about 20-30 min until you're comfortable using it. Also, I'm told that it will absolutely wreck your body, even if you're in peak physical condition.

[–]blacklotus21 -1 points0 points ago

ThisIsWhyImBroke.com They listed it for 50k once, then 75k, and prices just keep going up.

[–]RoadRageRR -1 points0 points ago

TEAM ROCKET!

[–]Fereta -1 points0 points ago

[–]Rombelteis -1 points0 points ago

You get that at the beginning of super mario sunshine.

[–]2771 -1 points0 points ago

this might just be me being fucked up but i immediately imagined how horrible it would be if you just accidentally drove yourself into the bottom of the ocean and couldn't turn back up and drowned yourself....

[–]TedDansonsforehead -1 points0 points ago

If you're in Canada, Sylvan Lake Alberta.

[–]skiman13579 -1 points0 points ago

Key west has a few for rent, they are a blast, i was one of the first to fly them down here, the most exciting thing ive done while living down here

[–]ahnman341 0 points1 point ago

how have you been a redditor for over a year?

[–]pelvicmomentum 0 points1 point ago

Tiwib.com

[–]Skunkape172 0 points1 point ago

If you live in the NW check out http://bcflyboard.com/. My buddy Danny brought one down to Lake Chelan, WA, this summer and it was pretty sick.

[–]rycrimes 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, but I shouldn't be able to find it here.

[–]remingtonsteel 0 points1 point ago

Well this is one way to get water up your nose.

[–]Larry_G 0 points1 point ago

i know where i live its possible to run for like an hour or two if you pay a lot of money (Sweden)

[–]petzl20 1 point2 points ago

Can't believe they don't wear helmets ... From hitting each other head-first, to hitting detritus in the water, to bumping the bottom of the lake, you need a friggin helmet here.

[–]sturdyballs 0 points1 point ago

My friend got to use one of these in his family owned lake, it is insane.

[–]ItsNeverSunnyInCleve 1 point2 points ago

I thought the wtf would be when they get in shallow water.

[–]HEAVYMETAL6661234 1 point2 points ago

SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]damnkids 0 points1 point ago

Flyboardguysmn.com, i believe. I waterski, and i saw them doing this at the world waterski competition. You gave to go to minnesota to get them, i think.

[–]cyanonyx117 0 points1 point ago

You can find this over in /r/mildlyinteresting where this post belongs

[–]Chewbacca_Black 0 points1 point ago

They said I could be anything, so I became a dolphin.

[–]Thisisaclevernameno 0 points1 point ago

How is this wtf?

[–]Bobbacar 0 points1 point ago

[–]dovamedic 0 points1 point ago

Shameless repost guys. Why are you upvoting?

[–]marshallprs 0 points1 point ago

How to get karma. Go to the frontpage on the weekend, repost anything shamelessly.

[–]Cutegun 0 points1 point ago

Lake Havasu, AZ

[–]JazzyLuu 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my money.

[–]tacodebacle 0 points1 point ago

This really happened? Like with real people?

[–]yomomma56 0 points1 point ago

[–]SmuzzlesDaFuq 0 points1 point ago

[–]SmuzzlesDaFuq 0 points1 point ago

Whups, didn't scroll down far enough, didn't see someone else had posted this link before me.

[–]akppve 0 points1 point ago

those cost about 100k. you can try them in a lot of tourist locations. I live in newport beach, ca and see people doing it in the harbor all the time. its a water powered jet pack

[–]fritzheatbunnie 0 points1 point ago

What is that, some kind of a hose?

[–]jamesofmn 0 points1 point ago

For fucks sake, people! This was posted yesterday.

[–]Bbirch 0 points1 point ago

That looks like fun.. depends on how good you are at holding your breath

[–]jimmygoroar 0 points1 point ago

it's called the jetlev and it's amazing! they have them to rent around miami...check out the promo video on YouTube, looks like a lot of fun

[–]thisiswhyimbored 0 points1 point ago

In the top of / funny

[–]LukeInDenver -1 points0 points ago

I said "what the fuck" right at the beginning of this. Why does wtf have to mean gross sex, genital mutilation, dead people, or stupid fucking artwork? Who would have thought a bunch of losers posting bizzare clips and pictures could be such snobby smug pricks about content.

[–]TheDerpofYork -2 points-1 points ago

This is not WTF. Stop fucking upvoting it.

[–]vulgaritas 2 points3 points ago

That is so fucking cool

[–]McDeau 2 points3 points ago

In a different subreddit

[–]Scrantnicity23 1 point2 points ago

r/awesome?

[–]BigBuddhistBitch 1 point2 points ago

"The True Story of Delfino Plaza"

[–]embrasse-moi_bien -5 points-4 points ago

I'm just going to go ahead and guess.....Russia.

[–]Scrantnicity23 -4 points-3 points ago

'merica

[–]geogaddi1 5 points6 points ago

'anada

[–]schmitz5 0 points1 point ago

Not really wtf worthy, but it is awesome, here is the full vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd6C1vIyQ3w

[–]khengstebeck 1 point2 points ago

thats not wtf, thats awesome

[–]meg-atron -2 points-1 points ago

Lake Havasu AZ! I saw something on the news about it recently.

[–]korunia -2 points-1 points ago

I think this is from an episode of The Rick Mercer Report (CBC, Canada) from the current season.

[–]Anthonyman94 2 points3 points ago

Try a different subreddit...

[–]bigbudtrill 0 points1 point ago

that is some rich people shit right there

[–]megageektutorials 0 points1 point ago

this should really be in /r/woahdude

[–]Cory1750 -5 points-4 points ago

The link is purple, but I haven't seen that title before. I have also already seen this today, and multiple times before. This is also not wtf material. The perfect recipe for a downvote.

[–]scorpio242 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if you spent less time on reddit you wouldn't see it so much

[–]Cory1750 -1 points0 points ago

What grounds do you have to assume I'm on reddit so much? I spend 10 minutes on it a few times a day.

[–]scorpio242 1 point2 points ago

Well considering I've seen this once in my almost year on reddit I assume you're on quite a bit more than I am

[–]Cory1750 -4 points-3 points ago

Just shut the fuck up, how about that? You know fucking well how this website works.

[–]lucliner -1 points0 points ago

Down voted for being a bitch

[–]Cory1750 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh shit like I give a fuck. You can eat a dick too.

[–]scorpio242 0 points1 point ago

Damn dude, don't have a spaz attack