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[–]Shucks88 46 points47 points ago

It seems the first human he encountered was OP.

[–]black_thai_affair 2 points3 points ago

Now I imagine OP just like the guy in the picture.

[–]Oddish420 12 points13 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
So true. 0coms 1pt 8dys funny
If aliens learned our language through XBox Live 1com 4pts 18dys funny
Xbox Live truth - Imgur 1com -8pts 18dys gaming
xbox live class 0coms 3pts 19dys funny
What aliens have learned because of X-box live. [X-post from /r/funny] 10coms 146pts 19dys gaming
Xbox Live truth 121coms 1539pts 20dys funny
Everything I know, I learned from XBOX Live 360coms 1904pts 6mos gaming
Greetings! 1com 30pts 2mos funny
99.9% positive that this is true. 6coms 13pts 16dys funny
Xbox Live 1com 5pts 17dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]MpegEVIL 19 points20 points ago

Repost.

[–]Matt773175 5 points6 points ago

for the 4th time.

[–]A7xjk 4 points5 points ago

4th56

[–]the0jakester 1 point2 points ago

4 x1030563976

[–]timrees574 3 points4 points ago

Hide your mothers.

[–]SarcasticMC 7 points8 points ago

Since when does anyone say greetings on XBOX? Wouldn't he say STFU FAGGOT?

[–]you_are_idiot 1 point2 points ago

Half of the words the alien says undermine the joke.

[–]BoxoMorons 7 points8 points ago

yeah this was posted like two weeks ago...

[–]JD_Crichton 3 points4 points ago

*Years

[–]McNinjagator 2 points3 points ago

Greetings repost

[–]FortunePaw 3 points4 points ago

"You come in peace?"
"I came in your mom! LOLOLO!!!!!!"

[–]Canker17 4 points5 points ago

Reposting the comments from the reposts?

[–]FortunePaw -3 points-2 points ago

I'm bored :V

[–]IAmGrum 1 point2 points ago

People repost this and keep slandering my name in the process.

[–]Bombolini -1 points0 points ago

My fucking eyes!!! No! No please, not another repost...

[–]XxMrPerfectPRxX -1 points0 points ago

i hate reposts

[–]Corsaire -1 points0 points ago

I know its a repost but I still laughed.

[–]ciscokid12 0 points1 point ago

Jesus fucking repost.

[–]kneejerk 0 points1 point ago

Way funnier without the caption.

[–]Tattered 0 points1 point ago

"Take me to your mother"

[–]BoldArchaic 0 points1 point ago

Fucking mind reader

[–]TERRiBEAR 0 points1 point ago

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING "REPOST" IN THIS THREAD BUT OVER 600 PEOPLE HAVE UPVOTED THIS SHIT?!

[–]IgnoreTheSpelling -1 points0 points ago

Another stereotype. I have read/heard much worse things through pc gaming than xbox live, which usually consists of silence and the odd cough.

[–]Forever-Independent 2 points3 points ago

No no, this is not a streotype. It's reality for COD players.

[–]mattbluesman 1 point2 points ago

From five year olds too.

[–]VikingSlayer 0 points1 point ago

Then where'd it get the word "Greetings"?