Now I can sleep in peace

siveh13 · 2012-10-13T19:13:49+00:00

I demand a cross-section!

Lyxaran · 2012-10-13T17:30:05+00:00

sigaven · 2012-10-13T20:29:54+00:00

Now put this on a butter plate. Keep it in your medicine cabinet. Every time you need to brush, use a butter knife and slice some toothpaste onto your toothbrush. You may just be the first person in history to consume an entire tube of toothpaste.

bumblebeesscareme · 2012-10-13T18:31:44+00:00

I don't understand the thought process... Seriously, can someone explain why this is good, and why OP "can sleep in peace"?

Flavahbeast · 2012-10-13T20:59:51+00:00

Incredible, it was full of toothpaste all along!

seeeeew · 2012-10-13T17:57:56+00:00

I don't know the story behind the picture, but this is not how striped toothpaste looks inside the tube.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothpaste#Striped_toothpaste

Edit: Apparently both the method in the picture and the method in the wikipedia article are in use.

A7xjk · 2012-10-13T19:50:11+00:00

Slap that bad boy on a pole and display it proudly in your front yard. 'Merica.

Awesomeade · 2012-10-13T19:26:24+00:00

I am genuinely confused why this is getting so many upvotes. What the hell did you people expect was on the inside of those things?

mozilla2012 · 2012-10-13T22:14:46+00:00

HAHA THIS IS FUNNY.

But seriously folks, can we have an r/funny revolution like r/wtf?

deja-vu-comment · 2012-10-13T17:10:35+00:00

For some odd reason...I want to eat it. :(

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BlizzyBluu · 2012-10-13T18:09:48+00:00

This photo calms me.

bluestargalaxy4 · 2012-10-13T19:29:32+00:00

Ok, but how do they fill it up?

BRERTERNER · 2012-10-13T19:41:51+00:00

The more important question is... why?

xdarq · 2012-10-13T19:44:40+00:00

Bacon toothpaste?

Occamslaser · 2012-10-13T18:51:00+00:00

Freeze it first kids.

polkadots1999 · 2012-10-13T19:58:14+00:00

This takes OCD to an entirely new level...

Firenine · 2012-10-13T20:38:37+00:00

This is how $3.50 can get you 2000 karma points.

FrankFritz · 2012-10-13T21:22:34+00:00

How does hardend toothpaste effect how you sleep, maybe i'm missing something..

rockci22min · 2012-10-13T20:46:42+00:00

Why is this in /r/funny, it should be in /r/pics?

nucleargtz · 2012-10-13T18:35:11+00:00

You take a bite out of that, bro?

ivan-a-tena · 2012-10-13T19:12:14+00:00

That looks fucking delicious.

cccpmachacker · 2012-10-13T19:53:34+00:00

I...I want to put it in my mouth.... so I can have clean teeth and a fresh breath. lol

not-doing-hw · 2012-10-13T19:54:43+00:00

TRULY YOU ARE THE KING OF KINGS!!!

bulebule24 · 2012-10-13T19:57:51+00:00

What great sorcery is this?

2wo_se7en · 2012-10-13T19:59:40+00:00

I found this to be extremely hilarious. I think it was the title.

JnBn · 2012-10-13T20:00:19+00:00

why does this allow you to sleep?

anubis2051 · 2012-10-13T20:02:23+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks they should make clear tubes?

EDIT: Tubes, not bottles

samuraiadam · 2012-10-13T20:03:00+00:00

That looks delicious.

thisguykills · 2012-10-13T20:15:13+00:00

RIP OP

TheReal-JoJo103 · 2012-10-13T20:15:28+00:00

link to filling of toothpaste tubes.

MonsterTits · 2012-10-13T20:22:07+00:00

Thank you so much for this...

Oje2011 · 2012-10-13T20:30:35+00:00

So this is a minty Alaskan pipeline?

fetusfromspace · 2012-10-13T20:40:40+00:00

Try slabbing some toothpaste on your nipples. I heard it get you really fucked up.

majinjohnny · 2012-10-13T20:43:09+00:00

Why does this picture upset me?

FourCenturies · 2012-10-13T20:45:23+00:00

Wait... Why is this cool or funny. I'm lost

mgnair · 2012-10-13T20:45:39+00:00

Now put it back in.

tannersnotreal · 2012-10-13T20:46:23+00:00

this is disgusting to me for some reason

twist3d7 · 2012-10-13T20:47:23+00:00

But... When it melts, you'll have a mess to clean up.

NoBody6991 · 2012-10-13T20:50:12+00:00

Ok then...

How does it stay like that when the tube gets squishy and wrinkly??!

You can't sleep yet.

fenderpro · 2012-10-13T20:50:18+00:00

Mmmm, Fluoride

ninjajake1499 · 2012-10-13T20:51:17+00:00

This has been posted so many times that it no longer fascinates me. Well... maybe a little...

flyentology221 · 2012-10-13T20:55:44+00:00

im not gonna lie thats pretty fucking impressive

wut-wut · 2012-10-13T20:58:54+00:00

I still find it hard to believe, mainly because i crumple the tooth paste in so many ways to get it out yet it still comes out perfectly.

jimboslyce · 2012-10-13T21:00:44+00:00

**Piece

Dallas343 · 2012-10-13T21:02:38+00:00

Worst tasting shit ever.

cameronabab · 2012-10-13T21:08:00+00:00

It looks like a thing of taffy now

80-m · 2012-10-13T21:09:25+00:00

Someone posted this a few months back

Tazmily228 · 2012-10-13T21:10:28+00:00

EAT IT

TehFuckDoIKnow · 2012-10-13T21:15:21+00:00

you are doing gods work. i thank you

Stormcloud67 · 2012-10-13T21:17:29+00:00

Ooh! Yay! Another repost!

gavbro · 2012-10-13T21:23:40+00:00

this makes me very happy, thank you kraven420 thank you

Chazzach · 2012-10-13T21:25:27+00:00

r/trees

theguyfromgermany · 2012-10-13T21:37:16+00:00

That is amazing!

splitscreener · 2012-10-13T21:44:26+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKi92j6eLE#t=28.5s

sad_Chilli · 2012-10-13T21:44:39+00:00

This upsets me and I don't know why!

Windonna · 2012-10-13T21:45:43+00:00

Why?

VonBrewskie · 2012-10-13T21:55:53+00:00

You're doing dog's work son. Well done.

RobotBoogie · 2012-10-13T21:59:16+00:00

I'm just impressed that you were able to take it out with what seems like no trouble

downvotesanimals · 2012-10-13T22:02:17+00:00

Haha, how did you think it happened?

pdub590 · 2012-10-13T22:04:12+00:00

You have done what only most people dream of.

theenchanter · 2012-10-13T22:04:35+00:00

THIS IS A REPOST

DieFappy · 2012-10-13T22:05:37+00:00

I'm shocked people waste a whole tube of toothpaste instead of using their imagination.

Oheina · 2012-10-13T22:13:55+00:00

But how does it get in there like that? o.O

luvs_T0_spooge · 2012-10-13T22:22:23+00:00

good job

spc1979 · 2012-10-13T22:34:57+00:00

I had one of those XL peanut butter jars in the house and my wife asked me to make her a peanut butter sandwich. There was only some left at the very bottom. I decided to cut the plastic jar in half to make it easier to scoop it out. I felt like a god!!

SometimesPostsThings · 2012-10-13T22:49:04+00:00

I thought this picture was more mildly interesting than funny, should've been in r/pics in my opinion.

Doccmonman · 2012-10-13T23:10:27+00:00

So THAT'S how you get toothpaste back in the tube....

siimR · 2012-10-13T23:18:01+00:00

I've been wondering this thing for years... Thanks man!

mannpt · 2012-10-13T23:26:02+00:00

Squish it all up and try again!

KDRX2 · 2012-10-14T00:18:55+00:00

I just tried it and it doesn;t work on gel

kandy4me · 2012-10-14T00:40:11+00:00

I want to step on it wtih bare feet

jonathanrdt · 2012-10-14T01:02:54+00:00

The transparent Aquafresh pump in the 80s answered all of my questions.

I've been sleeping soundly for nearly twenty years.

chatbrw76 · 2012-10-14T01:58:04+00:00

I don't get It...

DrAlcoholocaust · 2012-10-14T02:55:49+00:00

I don't get it.

dirty_fingers · 2012-10-14T02:56:37+00:00

Aquafresh was keeping you awake? You got issues...

Bearcubby17 · 2012-10-14T03:04:21+00:00

I smush my sisters toothpaste around in the tube so she has to deal with the disappointment of light purple mush

offensivegrandma · 2012-10-14T03:55:13+00:00

We all can. Thank you.

Goosaba · 2012-10-14T04:08:58+00:00

Thank you!

the_lawlz_king · 2012-10-14T05:21:04+00:00

Now I can sleep in piece.

FTFY

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