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[–]Mmmichelle92 18 points19 points ago

Muscles.

[–]shinshanjr 9 points10 points ago

Glasses

[–]rokky1818x 8 points9 points ago

bacon jack daniel's I.V. ?

[–]Daveyd325 4 points5 points ago

Brodin absolutely has this guy's back.

[–]exatorp 1 point2 points ago

Back to swoleacceptance with Ye!

[–]huhtamaki 1 point2 points ago

And his arms.

[–]deja-vu-comment 105 points106 points ago

There is gonna be some serious pain when that broom hits the water and annihilates his balls.

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[–]AllTehThingz 51 points52 points ago

[–]Cyberslasher 20 points21 points ago

SCROTTO EXPELLIARMUS!

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[–]d43vil 13 points14 points ago

The next slide is "Leaving Hogwarts to go to the hospital."

[–]gsfgf 2 points3 points ago

Broken Wand
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[–]farfigneugan 0 points1 point ago

I'd imagine he'd move it before then.

[–]Pick_Zoidberg 1 point2 points ago

I just read your username... Well done.

[–]Bholl92 0 points1 point ago

You could say it's going to flippendo him in the nads.

[–]Drulan 0 points1 point ago

You are essentially Trapped in Reddit

[–]MacFatty 0 points1 point ago

Judging from the size of his arms, I think he could safely land with a stick twice as big.

[–]sutherbb36 11 points12 points ago

This pool doesn't look big enough for these kind if shenanigans.

[–]Arqueete 1 point2 points ago

I'm reminded of a vlogbrothers video where John Green is looking out at two trampolines and comments, "these trampolines are just close enough to each other to invite poor decisions, and just far enough apart to punish those poor decisions."

[–]DinosaurHelmet 84 points85 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I’m fairly certain this picture started with the phrase, “hold my beer and get your camera ready” 4coms 4pts 1mo pics
Wizard flying over his pool. (X-Post /r/funny) 3coms 89pts 1mo PerfectTiming
Broomstick guy 97coms 705pts 1mo photoshopbattles
You're a wizard, Harry! 418coms 1621pts 1mo funny
I think I found a witch 0coms -5pts 22dys pics
My friend learned how to fly on a broom today. 9coms -6pts 1mo pics
My Serbian Friend is Out for a Ride 5coms -4pts 1mo pics
Bear Plunge! 0coms -5pts 1mo funny
Off to Hogwarts... 5coms 141pts 4dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]AJK2741 5 points6 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks these comments are actually more obnoxious than the reposts themselves? Not everyone has seen everything ever posted on Reddit the first time it was posted. I've personally never seen this picture.

[–]immatellyouwhat 12 points13 points ago

I hate having to scroll through these comments all the time, they stretch out on alien blue.

aintnobodygotimeforthat.jpg

[–]Boarder8350 1 point2 points ago

Definately super annoying on iphone.

[–]AJK2741 1 point2 points ago

Yes! Alien Blue is the only way I experience Reddit. Maybe they aren't as annoying on the actual desktop website.

[–]KittenPurrs 0 points1 point ago

I don't care for these, or the generic "Repost." comments, but I do enjoy /u/deja-vu-comment. Getting the top comment from the last time it was posted means I get extra cleverness in the current posting.

(Okay, so it wasn't actually all that clever this time, but generally it's a stitch.)

[–]IAmHomeless 0 points1 point ago

Well. Don't want to alarm you, but there were at least 8 other chances you had.

[–]croagunk -3 points-2 points ago

Keep reposting this comment, faggot.

[–]DinosaurHelmet -1 points0 points ago

It has been posted and deleted about 100 times. If you haven't seen it then you don't spend at least 1-2 days per week browsing reddit.

[–]hustlerrr 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see 'coms' but read it as 'corns?' I'm like why is weighted in vegetables?

[–]MyifanW 0 points1 point ago

one month since the last time this hit front, it's fair.

[–]tjblue 11 points12 points ago

Why didn't you crop out the pool?

[–]OldAssMan 1 point2 points ago

I think he was squeezing that broom as hard as possible to look as jacked as he could.

[–]TheCommonDandy 7 points8 points ago

Fuck, I immediately went to google to try and find an XRay of a person with a stick in their rectum as a funny picture response. WTF has reddit done to me?

[–]davesfakeaccount 4 points5 points ago

Why didn't you post it?

[–]TheCommonDandy 14 points15 points ago

Because once I got to page ten of my search I realized I was looking at XRays of random objects stuffed up asses and was filled with regret.

[–]adam934 2 points3 points ago

Ash Ketchum is chilling poolside...

[–]cactuar44 0 points1 point ago

First thing I saw too.

[–]steathbomer 1 point2 points ago

cough cough 4chan cough

[–]tlums 1 point2 points ago

Not pictured: Dead, super ripped guy.

Cause of death? Not looking where the fuck he is going.

[–]randeir 0 points1 point ago

I see pain in his future...

[–]ivenoideawhat -1 points0 points ago

I said this to my friends the first time I saw this.

These two are the epitome of chilling. They are terminally chill. There summer days must be so care free. I only hope I can attain that level of chill one day.

[–]jessicatron -1 points0 points ago

This photo wasn't taken in Deerfield Beach, was it?

[–]capitan_algeria 1 point2 points ago

Dude Ive never seen this before

[–]shollman 0 points1 point ago

That is certainly going to be painful.

[–]3BetLight 1 point2 points ago

I hope he ditched the broom before he hit the water. Ouch.

[–]nick041 0 points1 point ago

Perfect place for a big ass rock.

[–]LookMeInTheToes -1 points0 points ago

/r/perfecttiming would like to see

[–]rorschach147 1 point2 points ago

castration in 3...2...1

[–]goaless 1 point2 points ago

that.. rock...

[–]WarOtter 0 points1 point ago

You misspelled hospital.

[–]twatter101 0 points1 point ago

Brb repost

[–]Studentpilot172 0 points1 point ago

I want to see his face when he goes long and hits the concrete. Ouch.

[–]ryanraptor 0 points1 point ago

AMA... I know the people who took this picture.

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

why are you lying to us?

[–]Lee13412 0 points1 point ago

Brb going to repost real quick

[–]Aaronf989 0 points1 point ago

So,when he hits the pool, that broom is going to rack him.. badly

[–]safe_sax2000 0 points1 point ago

Repost so hard

[–]Unalive 1 point2 points ago

Thought the dudes legs was a girl.

[–]drewsepher 0 points1 point ago

I used to work with both of the people in the picture. The one who is flying is going to UC David as far as I know.

[–]highflya 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or does it seem like he's not even going to make it to the water?

[–]JohnaldTheRobot 1 point2 points ago

[–]nontamopiu 0 points1 point ago

I love how dainty his feet are.

[–]Spamsational 1 point2 points ago

He looks good when you see him with his own people

[–]yourmomsanalbead 0 points1 point ago

This hurts the penis.

[–]Gonzobot 0 points1 point ago

...Trevor?

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

seriously, how many times a week is this posted?

[–]tehdang 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until somebody is removing a broomstick from their perineum.

[–]SnappingSpatan 0 points1 point ago

He's going to Hogsmeade to get some more Butterbeer.

[–]dskam 0 points1 point ago

The broom is about to get a lot more personal....

[–]maloufw 0 points1 point ago

That landing must've sucked...

[–]IrIsh_Xr 0 points1 point ago

Brb, hospital trip

[–]datadog -1 points0 points ago

great repost bruh

[–]guruchild -1 points0 points ago

[–]WITN3SS 0 points1 point ago

I went to high school with the guy in this picture. But it's still a repost

[–]Bill-Sussman -3 points-2 points ago

That's my cousin and I don't know the details of this situation, but I know he is alive and well. If he sustained any injuries they were very minor.