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This is always in the morning after a long night of drinking (imgur.com)

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[–]Scarfington 22 points23 points ago

Gotta drink while drinking! Which is to say, drink WATER while drinking.

[–]ugug51 0 points1 point ago

I've been drinking a ton of water all day in preparation for tonight.

[–]sansdeity 1 point2 points ago

This.

1 glass of water for every 2 alcoholic drinks and you'll never get a hangover or crave water in the morning.

[–]quiz1 0 points1 point ago

Yep been drinking for a while and this is excellent advice. I pop vit b before bed too.

[–]meanderingmalcontent 0 points1 point ago

I... put water in alcohol. I drink liquor + appropriate amount o water. No hangover ever. Sugar = hangover. Leave out the sugar!

[–]Endura_GW2[S] 17 points18 points ago

Tittle should read "This is always me in the morning after a long night of drinking"

sorry still drunk.

[–]Sheepsta[!] 4 points5 points ago

People need to learn about the joys of the Water Cup. After some practice, drunk you can be trained to down a huge glass or two of water just before bed. Then you fill it up a final time and leave it on your nightstand before bed, a full cup of water waiting for you when you wake up is amazing.

I'm usually so dehydrated that I don't even wake up to piss in the middle of the night after doing this.

[–]taelor 3 points4 points ago

Water Cup every time. Drunking 12-16 ounces of water before you go to bed is probably the absolute best thing you can do for yourself before you go to bed.

But I will add one little thing. I personally like to go with the half water, half gatorade mix. Give you a little extra vitamins and minerals to help you retain your water and replenish your electrolytes.

Also, pedialyte.

More also, happy cake day.

[–]power_of_friendship 2 points3 points ago

It can be good to eat something before bed too. Like a sandwich or something bready. Not because it does anything, but because it's just nice to not wake up both hungry and dying of thirst.

[–]taelor 1 point2 points ago

actually, if there is still a lot of alcohol in your stomach, this can help to slow down the process of breaking it down, making it easier over time, which should help to prevent the hangover as well. +1 for this too.

seriously, I feel so much better in the morning if I eat some Waffle house at the end of the night.

[–]power_of_friendship 2 points3 points ago

Waffle house or cook out (if you live around North Carolina). Best way to deal with late nights.

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

Cooking with fire while drunk is probably not advisable.

[–]dodecahedonist 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit! I've only burned myself like... twenty times

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

As long as they aren't 3rd degree burns, you're cool. /cheese

[–]power_of_friendship 0 points1 point ago

"Cook Out"

It's an amazing restaurant. And cooking with fire is the only way to cook if you're drunk.

[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

Cook out is amazing, except they put that religious bs all over the bag

[–]power_of_friendship 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind it, because it makes me regret the things I did that night less.

I'm also not an atheist.

[–]thecreamfilling 8 points9 points ago

Ya kinda feel like that too after along day of smoking trees

[–]Monst3rr 8 points9 points ago

or when you accidentally fall asleep with cotton mouth

[–]mrdoink20 28 points29 points ago

or if you don't drink water for a while

[–]Monst3rr 5 points6 points ago

Or when you get stranded in the middle of desert without supplies

[–]pist_thera 3 points4 points ago

Or while running a marathon

[–]I_have_a_dog 5 points6 points ago

Or when eating a peanut butter sandwich.

[–]Kahnza 2 points3 points ago

That requires milk.

[–]power_of_friendship 3 points4 points ago

Or in any scenario in which you start to become dehydrated.

[–]Garenzo 1 point2 points ago

Bear Grylls begs to differ.

[–]Endura_GW2[S] 2 points3 points ago

Wake up. Drink piss.

[–]mnmatt500 3 points4 points ago

I NEED IT!!!

[–]Sjokomelk 5 points6 points ago

When I look in the mirror during the worst hungover, I'm somewhat comforted by how I attractive I look compared to how rotten I feel.

[–]poke588 0 points1 point ago

Is this sarcasm? Or am I missing something?

[–]WeAllLoveRed 1 point2 points ago

He might look bad, but still much better than he feels.

[–]Sjokomelk 1 point2 points ago

No, its deeply profound.

[–]coil_is_dead 3 points4 points ago

LPT: Get in the habit, even when drunk, of ending the night with a liter of water.

Creds: Been a functional alcoholic for years. It takes practice, and you might have to leave the water next to your bed before drinking, but one liter of water at the end of the night makes ALL the difference the next morning.

[–]drunxor 1 point2 points ago

How about a liter of cola

[–]coil_is_dead 1 point2 points ago

Negative. I found out ages ago that any kind of sugared drink doesn't help

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]__________Joey 0 points1 point ago

I don't want a large Farva.

[–]swarleythebear 3 points4 points ago

But.. Spongebob lives under the sea.. confused

[–]Endura_GW2[S] 23 points24 points ago

you obviously have not seen the episode where he gets stuck in sandy's dome. There is no water in there.

[–]Rtbender 2 points3 points ago

I feel bad for knowing this. I am 23 years old.

[–]JMar1_87 3 points4 points ago

Why should you? You were probably 12 when the episode aired. That show was amazing, I'm not sure wheats going on now.

[–]power_of_friendship 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, spongebob started in 1999?

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

I'm 29 and remembered the episode. He kept denying himself water and saying he didn't need it.

[–]peace_off -2 points-1 points ago

A headache pill and a glass of water before bed should do the trick next time.

[–]sp00kes 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, if you drink like 5 beers the water might be enough. The headache pill will be 100% useless though. When you actually wake up the effect of the pill will have worn off.

[–]power_of_friendship 0 points1 point ago

I usually just drink like 3 full glasses of water.

Also putting a bottle of Advil next to your bed is never a bad idea.

[–]Kahnza 0 points1 point ago

Just don't take acetaminophen or your liver will self destruct.

[–]DrLando 1 point2 points ago

Try Gatorade. It is designed to help retain more water, and thus, may help you with hangovers and such.

[–]sirdrizzzle 0 points1 point ago

As long as you put on airs.

[–]gusta_gusta 0 points1 point ago

As someone who got drunk last night, I can confirm this.

[–]billegoat 1 point2 points ago

How can I be so thirsty when I drank so much last night?

[–]housequake 1 point2 points ago

A while back I got home from a long night of drinking and made the mistake of turning my heater on full blast. When I awoke I felt like sand.

[–]CaptainSchwamm 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I actually have dreams of drinking water after a night out. Like its literally just hours of me chugging water.

[–]riptaway 0 points1 point ago

I must have seen this reposted at least 5 or 6 times

[–]6SpeedRobbyG 0 points1 point ago

I generally drink a glass of water every two beers. Alcohol dehydrates you. This dehydration causes hangovers. I didn't start drinking until this year and knew this, and I've never had a hangover :)

[–]Coolbreezy 0 points1 point ago

Hydrate while you party.

[–]AllDizzle 0 points1 point ago

....no shit?

Why is this so highly rated?

THIS IS ME AFTER I GET A CUT "BANDAIDS...."

THIS IS ME AFTER SHOWER "TOWEL...."

[–]wehh2o 0 points1 point ago

He lives in water

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

That scene from The Rum Diary usually pops into my head, where he gets up, staggers into the kitchen, then chugs from the fish bowl.

[–]r0ckarong 0 points1 point ago

Weird fact about me: In the last couple of years of my drinking life (the last two to be exact) I have actually started dreaming of water after drinking. This ranges from seeing myself getting bottles of drinks out of fridges to downright comical anime style sequences in which I devour entire lakes of water. Almost immediately after that particular dream sequence has finished I wake up. Don't know if that's a good or a bad sign my body is sending me though.

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

*how I feel

[–]Aluminati -1 points0 points ago

This gets funnier everytime it's reposted!

[–]anxhelino1234 -2 points-1 points ago

Isnt spongebob already IN water?

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