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This boy has his priorities in order. (imgur.com)

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[–]Fattapple 196 points197 points ago

Love this movie, haven't seen it in probably 12 years.

[–]bingoharrison 68 points69 points ago

What's the movie? I recognize those two and that scene but i cant figure out the movie

[–]AndyDwyer 121 points122 points ago

Mafia. Damn I used to love that movie.

[–]IWasMisinformed 50 points51 points ago

Jane Austen's Mafia!

[–]feureau 73 points74 points ago

And here it is: The entire movie, free to watch.

EDIT: Boob scene at 18min.

[–]raddits 49 points50 points ago

It's more like 19 minutes! you made me watch an extra minute.

[–]feureau 40 points41 points ago

It's not my fault that you didn't wadsworth that.

[–]HigherFive 12 points13 points ago

Wasdworth can only be applied if you specify a length. You only specified a starting point.

Get your shit together.

[–]cottonmalone 3 points4 points ago

I ended up watching the entire film. Then continued on with The Postman which was recommended in the sidebar. It was not a productive day in the office.

[–]raddits 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even know YouTube had full movies like this. Working at home gets harder every day

[–]BaronLaladedo 17 points18 points ago

the whistling noise it makes....i can't

[–]rareturtle 8 points9 points ago

Is it a good movie? I dont have a ton of time today, but if its really good i could make it work.

[–]slowmotionninja 12 points13 points ago

17% on rotten tomatoes.

[–]Big_Greeno 8 points9 points ago

Rotten tomatoes does not appreciate silly comedy.

[–]slowmotionninja 83 points84 points ago

Airplane: 98%

Hot Shots: 83%

Naked Gun: 89%

[–]Big_Greeno 53 points54 points ago

We don't need your "facts" around here.

[–]tittymilks 9 points10 points ago

Dumb and Dumber: 63%

[–]Amateur_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

Given the name you would think they would.

[–]prmaster23 2 points3 points ago

It is a spoof movie, more similar to Date/Disaster Movie than Scary Movie.

[–]mrbooze 3 points4 points ago

It's an incredibly stupid parody/comedy like Airplane, Hot Shots, etc etc. It's also incredibly hilarious if you like those kinds of movies. If not....then no.

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 1 point2 points ago

Better than Wagons East but not half as good as Dracula dead and loving it.

Good for a few chuckles though

[–]Laughtillithurts 1 point2 points ago

You liked Dracula: Dead and Loving It? I thought it was almost as bad as 2001: A Space Travesty. Love Leslie Nielsen.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

Rating: 5.1/10 on IMDB. Not particularly good one.

Only watch if you need to do something and wants a background movie to accompany you with. (like turning on your TV at low volume while you work)

[–]Tiberius666 8 points9 points ago

I think it's underrated, I fucking love that film.

Especially with the delivery scene where he scratches a record hahaha

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 23 points24 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]insertlamenamehere 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE! This is the last time I've seen you in the last minute! Why are you a short sighted moron?

[–]SonOfAGrayHairedMan 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, we gotta fix that top comment.

[–]lopez27611 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the post. Do you know if there's a way I can download this to my phone. Sorry but I'm not very tech savvy.

[–]JacksWastedTime 1 point2 points ago

There's an app on the Amazon market called Tubemate. You can download YouTube videos to your phone in upto 720p usually.

[–]feureau -2 points-1 points ago

no idea. try streaming it?

[–]Musht 2 points3 points ago

I was quite disappointed by the boob scene to be honest.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

I don't care. Had boob.

[–]slowmotionninja 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but like a 13 year old girls boobs sooooo......

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 4 points5 points ago

So it's a classic romance like Romeo and Juliette right?

Wait does anyone else hear sirens?

[–]derpandamensch 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. It's been awhile since I've seen this. The jokes are much different after I've seen & read The Godfather.

[–]feureau -2 points-1 points ago

Indeed! I first saw the movie before I've seen the Godfather and was like: WTF is this?

[–]OmnipotentBagel 1 point2 points ago

For raddits and the other lazy Redditors out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzFJ6eCF29c#t=1133s

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking for this movie for a while but didn't know the name. Saw the flashback clip somewhere of Salmonella and tried looking for it high and low but to no avail. TYVM!

[–]Cheeze_wiz 0 points1 point ago

...and bookmarked for later!!

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget to note the boob scene at 18min

[–]Cheeze_wiz 0 points1 point ago

Hehe, I'm like 10 minutes in and super excited. Its rather funny.

edit- 16 minutes in and I'm laughing my ass off.

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

So there are just entire movies on YouTube? How does that work?

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

Copyright infringement waiting for a lawsuit.

[–]CronosDage 0 points1 point ago

There could be multiple ways:

  • Under YouTube's Movies section, where you can purchase movies or watch ones which are open or ad supported (much akin to music videos nowadays)
  • They're uploaded illegally
  • The copyright has expired (highly, highly unlikely)
  • Uploader obtained permission

[–]Bucket_head -1 points0 points ago

Wow what an awfull film

[–]zpeed 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/VzFJ6eCF29c?t=18m40s

[–]BonTonVon 2 points3 points ago

Anything with Lloyd Bridges is fan-fucking-tastic

[–]revmitcz 1 point2 points ago

While I've never seen that movie, it's now the 2nd mob-related film that uses my actual last name (Marzoni) for one of the characters.

(the other is Bound - but they spell it "Marzone" even though it's pronounced the same way)

[–]HedoInASpeedo 3 points4 points ago

Ah Lloyd Bridges, the poor man's Leslie Nielsen.

[–]original_evanator 3 points4 points ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drawing comparisons between dead comedians of yesteryear.

[–]jaynap1 0 points1 point ago

Man...Lloyd Bridges isn't the poor man's anything. Dude is a legend on his own.

Wonder if this post will be linked to by r/shitredditsays for no good reason, too.

[–]jawilli1 0 points1 point ago

Lloyd Bridges es màs macho.

[–]JackAction 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to assume you're thinking of some different Lloyd Bridges.

[–]sassXcore 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! I watched that movie with my dad when I was a kid (I'm a girl, and yes there were awkward moments) but I didn't know what it was called.

[–]questioneverything23 0 points1 point ago

Mafia!*

[–]72pintohatchback 2 points3 points ago

I recently got into an argument with my girlfriend and her friend over the existence of this movie.

I suddenly feel quite vindicated.

[–]AnInfiniteAmount 47 points48 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VzFJ6eCF29c#t=1126s

[–]CoughTunt 3 points4 points ago

Those sound effects...

[–]diggoran 3 points4 points ago

1126 seconds? that's hardcore!

[–]JudgeReinhold 24 points25 points ago

Vincenzo Armani Windbreaker Cortino knew what he wanted in a woman. That's how to rise to power in a fictional mafia family.

[–]Phoequinox 8 points9 points ago

Twist: It's his sister.

[–]Fuglypump 5 points6 points ago

Twist: It was actually her wish, and he was just smiling at the fact that she wished for bigger breasts.

[–]paperjin 6 points7 points ago

Didn't she say something like "look, a falling-a star!"?

[–]ForcedToJoin 14 points15 points ago

This movie was funny as fuck. The cat shattering on the wall? Fucking genius! FUCK!

[–]LooksLikeANewAccount 9 points10 points ago

poodle*

[–]ForcedToJoin 3 points4 points ago

Ah, twas a poodle indeed. Many thanks.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen the movie but that definitely sounds hilarious...

[–]Zenquin 10 points11 points ago

I think it would have been much funnier if the boy said something like "What? I wished for a bike." Then cut to the girl looking embarrassed.

[–]LooksLikeANewAccount 8 points9 points ago

In the film the wish actually grows the breasts, not just erect nipples.

[–]fonzinator99 6 points7 points ago

Upvoted for Mafia :D

[–]fa_rawr13 -1 points0 points ago

Likewise!

[–]ORIGAMIDOMO 2 points3 points ago

I think this is just a way to say "This." without getting downvoted to oblivion.

[–]chicago913 5 points6 points ago

Welp, time to go watch Mafia.

[–]Bunny-pan 0 points1 point ago

Disturbing

[–]SadPsycho 2 points3 points ago

The face that the girl make when she get the boobies disturb me.

[–]kimbianajones 2 points3 points ago

Damn, I bet that scene was amazing for her sense of worth and self esteem as a young girl.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYz5XOlDOdE

[–]Lulzorr 0 points1 point ago

She totally wants him.

Or a sweater.

[–]graciegarcia 2 points3 points ago

windbreaker cortino!

[–]broly171 2 points3 points ago

MAFIA!!

[–]SkunkadelicSLZ 2 points3 points ago

Used to watch this one over and over

[–]grass_owl 2 points3 points ago

Fuck this movie was so good when I was 12. Almost don't wanna watch it again in case it didn't age well. Pretty sure the scene with the watermelon is still solid gold though

[–]AaronChapmanDev 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if I should enjoy this.

[–]mp_prime 1 point2 points ago

Soup is good food.

[–]UpRiverSoup 0 points1 point ago

Yes sir it is.

[–]peck112 1 point2 points ago

A rooster lays an egg on the top of a roof. what side does it fall-north or south?

[–]Rtech -1 points0 points ago

It's a rooster. They don't lay eggs. What does this have to do with anything?

[–]peck112 0 points1 point ago

It's a bit from the film this pic is from-very silly, but funny. It's called 'Mafia!'

[–]wotutalkinabaaat 0 points1 point ago

he looks like a young John Cryer

[–]Vandale25 0 points1 point ago

Mafia's my 2nd favorite spoof movie behind Not another teen movie...

[–]Mikesquito 1 point2 points ago

Best part of this movie

[–]Bob_Pandora -1 points0 points ago

His wish was probably, "I wish she would wear a bra"

[–]lolgingerkid 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was the only person to have ever seen this movie. I AM NOT ALONE.

[–]Czacha 0 points1 point ago

Man what are the odds, I just saw this movie 1 hour ago!

[–]Catman789 -1 points0 points ago

How old are you?

[–]finnyboy665 -1 points0 points ago

i wish i could give two upvotes

[–]vegetaiscool13 -1 points0 points ago

Funny how her boobs only stick out in the 3rd panel.

[–]ggeerrmm 0 points1 point ago

such a good fucking movie

[–]bumbbetuna 0 points1 point ago

Run florist run!!

[–]Amateur_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

Can someone make a gif of this

[–]indridcold137 0 points1 point ago

Last role of Lloyd Bridges, good ol' Jeff's dad. Awesome movie.

[–]Happyfoxkid 0 points1 point ago

Those boobs just appear, she wished for boobs.

[–]Purifiedx 0 points1 point ago

Mafia! I forgot all about this movie. I must have watched it once a week for a year when i discovered it

[–]questioneverything23 0 points1 point ago

omg i've been trying to torrent Mafia! for forever! anyone have a link?????!!!

[–]ClericalNinja 0 points1 point ago

Her boobs inflate

[–]DennishIrst 0 points1 point ago

Wasnt this from "My Life As a Dog" or something like that,

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point ago

MAFIA!!! Fucking loved this movie when I was a kid. The tree shooting and killing some guy.

[–]Lulzorr 0 points1 point ago

I loved and forgot about this movie..

Thanks, everyone who linked it. all 140 of you.

[–]ehorse -1 points0 points ago

does this really pass as funny, have I missed something

[–]Freek1N -2 points-1 points ago

I don't even..

[–]Akraz 0 points1 point ago

is that Rose Byrne?

[–]bvanman 3 points4 points ago

My investigation has resulted in Monika Mikala as being the girl in this scene.

[–]Paige_Railstone 1 point2 points ago

Did the last panel make anyone else think of the 'Oh, you' dog?

[–]Marvin-42 -2 points-1 points ago

REPOST.

[–]lydocia -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of Bruce Almighty.

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