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[–]Chxnce 12 points13 points ago

How many more times will this be posted this month?

[–]myzya 1 point2 points ago

Where was it originally?

[–]Arquis001 2 points3 points ago

I don't even know anymore, I've seen it so many times on so many subreddits.

[–]maketho 20 points21 points ago

Why the fuck do you repost this to r/wtf, just days after it was posted to reddit? And why the fuck do you add this fucking unrelated, unoriginal title?

This picture isn't WTF, the fucking post is.

[–]mishtram 13 points14 points ago

This is the worst fucking title I have ever fucking read on reddit.

[–]Hakker 32 points33 points ago

Get out of here with this shitty shit shitfuck title

[–]mocotazo 5 points6 points ago

What's worse is that the OP decided to add this to r/WTF only because it didn't get any upvotes when he submitted to r/funny earlier: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11elvx/masturbatorium_level_swan_suit/

Original from three days ago and earlier:

[–]zedsbed901 -1 points0 points ago

I found the title hilarious. Who cares if he posted it earlier it was funny.

[–]Shibalba805 -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking ball dick Whore Clit cunt nuggets.

[–]TotalRedditMove 6 points7 points ago

This is not WTF and it was also posted within the last few days. To you OP I do say fuck you

[–]grinsekatze 0 points1 point ago

and yet this shit has 250 plus upvotes. argh.

[–]evilbob 0 points1 point ago

I blame the children that have taken over reddit. Fucking ten year olds ruining everything.

[–]grinsekatze 0 points1 point ago

fuck the children! no, i dont mean fuck the children. i say fuck the children!

[–]evilbob 0 points1 point ago

Shit. I meant ten year olds are fucking ruining reddit. Oh, well.

[–]teepenny 1 point2 points ago

Where's the swan suit??

[–]GringoDeMaio 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Morgan Spurlock

[–]nachtliche 2 points3 points ago

The quality of WTF posts has gone full retard. There is nothing WTF about this.

[–]oatmealslut 4 points5 points ago

No seriously, what the fuck is this for? Is a suit so that you can observe wildlife without being spotted or something?

[–]Zeeboon 21 points22 points ago

Seems pretty obvious to me. I mean, there's even a spot for the camera to stick through.

[–]denim-chicken 11 points12 points ago

How fucked/hilarious would it be if someone used it to hunt??

Picture some geese chilling in a pond, when out of nowhere a poorly crafted swan with a rifle barrel sticking out of it's chest floats over and decimates the flock, like some kind of shitty Battleship

[–]Mondegreen24 2 points3 points ago

I don't know the context, but a reverse image search is returning "Ace Ventura Pet Detective". I doubt very much that it's a masturbatorium - it's more likely to be a "crazy disguise".

[–]InsufferableTwat 2 points3 points ago

Rule 1 of Ornithology Club is: don't be fucked by a shortsighted swan.

I was turfed out over rule three, a simple misunderstanding about great tits.

[–]Mustard-Tiger -1 points0 points ago

Swan Voyeur

[–]FatGirlRodeo 0 points1 point ago

Has no one face swapped to pedo bear yet?

[–]kittensareyummy 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it. How does this have 175 karma when everyone has a hate boner?

[–]Taliband -1 points0 points ago

Honey no, that's not a swan. That's a grown man masturbating.

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 0 points1 point ago

it's even got a quick dispenser for when you're done!

[–]MrNoMoniker 0 points1 point ago

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SWAN?

[–]Harouto 0 points1 point ago

The title doesn't even make sense !

[–]ryannapoleon 0 points1 point ago

BEST POST IN A WHILE. :D

Edit: it should really have been posted in /r/funny, but I'll let it pass cause its clever

[–]ThatsSoSwan 0 points1 point ago

It was me.

[–]djjuice -2 points-1 points ago

its for duck hunting

[–]sidemountsam 0 points1 point ago

or Leda hunting

[–]69ingchipmunks07 1 point2 points ago

rabbit hunting

[–]DjDubuacii 0 points1 point ago

duck hunting!

[–]BritishConfusion -3 points-2 points ago

I had to put down my laptop because I was laughing too much.

[–]jjbowman12 -4 points-3 points ago

How the F