Seems totally fair

Red_Chaos1 · 2012-10-13T15:38:54+00:00

Bullet hell. The art of threading the needle through the haystack.

KTHaunteR · 2012-10-13T15:25:24+00:00

Touhou. Looks like the model used for that game...I warn you, it's REALLY fucking hard. But for the lazy motherfuckers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project

P.S. you'll most likely have to pirate it.

ThiagoG · 2012-10-13T14:40:36+00:00

Couldnt tell if he was actually not hitting the white bubbles.

blightning65 · 2012-10-13T16:38:09+00:00

How do people even win at those games?

ittakesacrane · 2012-10-13T16:26:11+00:00

TIL what's it must be like to be a girl on the internet

allibaba9996 · 2012-10-13T17:02:30+00:00

I laugh at dogs for being easily entertained when they chase their tails..

Then I catch myself watching this...

wordsandstuffs · 2012-10-13T14:42:12+00:00

What game is this?

drumkn0t · 2012-10-13T15:22:58+00:00

touhou with a hitbox mode ?

gilleard · 2012-10-13T17:54:40+00:00

Devin Hester on a punt return

Negrodamis · 2012-10-13T17:28:57+00:00

The whole time, i imagined my penis as the green dot just spraying everywhere and the red dot as my girlfriend miraculously dodging all of it....

gringobachatero · 2012-10-13T16:33:44+00:00

And then I realized I am way to easily entertained.

a20something · 2012-10-13T20:20:55+00:00

Guys this is clearly a metaphor for the war on drugs. The green dot is the US throwing all the money and firepower it has at the red enemy dot (Drugs, cartels, etc) that just won't quit. Pretty entertaining show, especially on the ecstasy I bought from Manuel.

FauxShizzle · 2012-10-13T18:37:02+00:00

Ikaruga?

ratatoo · 2012-10-13T18:09:30+00:00

Ichigo fights Byakuya

ihardTroll · 2012-10-13T19:33:01+00:00

And this is how you return a kick in madden 13

TigerJinx · 2012-10-13T19:53:24+00:00

Welcome To the Touhou Project games.

AmazingSimply · 2012-10-13T20:05:43+00:00

This person must be sick as fuck at Geometry Wars.

Aznboz · 2012-10-13T22:14:26+00:00

Touhou?

VStheUNIVERSE · 2012-10-13T18:39:47+00:00

"BAN-KI! Senbonzakura Kageyoshi."

ChickenNoodle_Soup · 2012-10-13T16:52:22+00:00

One hell of a special teams play.

farfigneugan · 2012-10-13T18:30:29+00:00

Man. I can't imagine surviving the amount of adderall it would take for me to do that.

lazybandgeek · 2012-10-13T19:14:17+00:00

This seems like it is the final ikaruga battle, is that just me?

Taint_Here · 2012-10-13T20:09:18+00:00

This reminds me of the later battles in Enders Game - random I know but its the first thing that came to mind.

Ecksabier · 2012-10-13T22:21:24+00:00

If all the white bubbles were blue, it could look like an upvote dodging a bunch of downvotes

CAKEDONTLIE · 2012-10-13T17:46:20+00:00

I want to be the boshy?

nsstrunks · 2012-10-13T18:20:04+00:00

Good ol' bullet hell games. I love 'em but hate 'em at the same time. Like mentioned in another comment, this appears to be based off of Touhou. There's also a set of bullet hell games on Steam from Rockin' Android.

3lfk1ng · 2012-10-13T18:31:16+00:00

I have a game like this on my phone.

Tilt to Live - One of my favorites!

FragdaddyXXL · 2012-10-13T18:43:40+00:00

After becoming this good and precise, you would think they would suffer some sort of mental condition similar to Tetris Syndrome.

JavaMusic · 2012-10-13T18:53:33+00:00

Isaac vs ???

Anathema320 · 2012-10-13T19:15:43+00:00

I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.

pandawithunderpants · 2012-10-13T19:30:09+00:00

i think my head exploded

Tickthokk · 2012-10-13T19:32:05+00:00

Reminds me of Warning Forever

Scenvresh · 2012-10-13T19:40:37+00:00

Well, that mesmerized me for a good long time.

slickboarder89 · 2012-10-13T19:43:24+00:00

Reminds me of this, also seemingly impossible game.

Tri2getbimytrap · 2012-10-13T19:45:15+00:00

3 words.....SUPER MEAT BOY

Sleep45 · 2012-10-13T19:55:40+00:00

I have never seen the allure of these games.

jcamilo70 · 2012-10-13T20:14:26+00:00

I would never be able to do this, but I would love to spend hours trying.

lawchu · 2012-10-13T20:27:43+00:00

i was mesmerized by this for a good 5 minutes

espsteve · 2012-10-13T20:32:16+00:00

Oh you've been playing the Phoenix app too?

Bleek0878 · 2012-10-13T20:37:43+00:00

What type of sorcery is this????

Apiedoedoe · 2012-10-13T20:44:33+00:00

How is that image a .jpg?

MaxiPareja · 2012-10-13T20:45:11+00:00

That looks like some Ikaruga type shit going on there

shnizzaga · 2012-10-13T21:09:08+00:00

Level 1 of normal azn game

fapping_smurf · 2012-10-13T21:11:02+00:00

Jamestown final boss Judgement

LiveByTheGuN · 2012-10-13T21:23:14+00:00

Is...is..

alargefox · 2012-10-13T21:31:07+00:00

this is awesome.

Ko7a · 2012-10-13T21:32:06+00:00

Oh hey, I've played this game before.

Vader497 · 2012-10-13T21:35:22+00:00

The force is strong in this one...

SeanPS360 · 2012-10-13T21:43:59+00:00

That would be god tier in a shmup.

House566 · 2012-10-13T21:46:40+00:00

Ikaruga anyone?

nitrous2401 · 2012-10-13T21:55:06+00:00

You should x-post this to /r/woahdude and I imagined I was a ninja dodging and killing fuckers while watching this. Awesome.

newtothelyte · 2012-10-13T21:56:42+00:00

That guy would be a good punt returner

omgrc · 2012-10-13T22:02:19+00:00

Must be an Asian.

JstDTip · 2012-10-13T22:08:09+00:00

And this is how I feel trying to avoid an argument with my ex wife when talking about our daughter.

awesomus · 2012-10-13T22:08:47+00:00

Animated jpg? Mind = blown.

BTW, that green dot shoots some huge loads.

Gokan580 · 2012-10-13T22:11:55+00:00

I'd like to play Aegis Wing with this guy.

kimbabs · 2012-10-13T22:28:42+00:00

I'm pretty sure that red dot hit a few whites here and there...

Interesting though.

blarg_dino · 2012-10-13T22:29:58+00:00

This gif is awesome...

poomachuchu · 2012-10-13T22:40:32+00:00

Except you hit the white dots like twenty times throughout the gif.

TopTracer · 2012-10-13T22:43:49+00:00

call of duty...

Chasejuggler · 2012-10-13T22:44:39+00:00

PLEASE make this thing into a screen saver for my computer!

Anyone know how I can do this?

Zatoro25 · 2012-10-13T22:47:07+00:00

I'm getting Ikaruga flashbacks

FubbaYouCubba · 2012-10-13T22:49:29+00:00

this is how a pacifist walks through the bronx.

Ratiqu · 2012-10-13T23:12:04+00:00

I expected the orange dot to suddenly hit the green dot with a single white dot, at which point the whole thing would be revealed as a comparison to modern multiplayer FPS's as the green dot yells "THAT'S BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! THAT SHIT'S SO OP, JUST GO FUCKING DIE ALREADY!"

Not sure if I'm disappointed or not. Huh.

Hetfeeld · 2012-10-13T23:19:10+00:00

I thought some scary pic was eventually gonna appear so I shit my pants for nothing while watching this gif

MadroxKran · 2012-10-13T23:29:36+00:00

Ikaruga was a tough game.

NipplesOnBreastplate · 2012-10-13T23:33:34+00:00

I think I just had a seizure. It would explain all this piss on my chair.

Derpeh · 2012-10-14T00:31:26+00:00

So is this a game or what?

Ayenguyen · 2012-10-14T00:48:37+00:00

Quick! Someone change it to downvotes, with the orange dot being OC.

Memphis241 · 2012-10-14T00:52:41+00:00

This has great potential for a down vote GIF.

sakura9949 · 2012-10-14T00:53:43+00:00

Reminded me of touhou.

Zemedelphos · 2012-10-14T01:26:55+00:00

Remilia, is that you?

ytsejam214 · 2012-10-14T01:27:38+00:00

Was like "Compared to classic arcade shooters that are designed to eat your money, this isn't very hard..." and then the curvy nonsense came in and I was like "Yeah, that's bullshit"

LewisKolb · 2012-10-14T01:48:58+00:00

I was going for the red one, the green one was a h4ck1ng nub.

mrs-monroe · 2012-10-14T02:01:45+00:00

Oh hey, it's me trying to get a boyfriend

wellingtonbear · 2012-10-14T02:29:43+00:00

I've played this before.. Silver Surfer on NES, right?

da_man_made_of_bread · 2012-10-14T02:50:42+00:00

God damn it.

ventian · 2012-10-14T02:52:42+00:00

Listening to awolnation "Sail" during this .gif. Great stuff. As a Bama fan, I have never pulled for anything orange that hard before.

rev4587 · 2012-10-14T03:02:48+00:00

This person should play Touhou

TheDarkSpirit · 2012-10-14T03:17:02+00:00

Welcome to Touhou.The ones who play on lunatic face this daily.I just sit there on hard difficulty but still...Shivers

trisarahdactyl · 2012-10-14T03:19:41+00:00

Watching this made me intensely anxious.

apaethe · 2012-10-14T03:20:38+00:00

i try go 2 bed. y u stres me out?

pwk3 · 2012-10-14T04:43:11+00:00

My color blindness self just died a little trying to find the red dot.

seizure22 · 2012-10-14T05:21:07+00:00

asians..

TricycleGoblin · 2012-10-14T06:17:10+00:00

Mushihime-sama Futari? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushihime-sama_Futari

meatystick · 2012-10-14T07:00:22+00:00

cant touch this

hurderpderp · 2012-10-13T15:59:22+00:00

I watched this so long my screened timed out

_youngdeezy_ · 2012-10-13T18:20:32+00:00

this was the most stressful thing i've gone through all day.

solpark87 · 2012-10-14T00:31:26+00:00

reminds me of Rayden

Kuusou · 2012-10-13T18:19:37+00:00

It really looked like they failed many times, not just that once.

Slyfox00 · 2012-10-13T20:06:02+00:00

Smashinator · 2012-10-13T16:15:52+00:00

I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING

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