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[–]haydo888 47 points48 points ago

Yeah this would go awesome. Unless you misspell drunk and your mom just gets a text that says "drnuk" at like 2AM...

[–]PazingerZ 25 points26 points ago

I'm sure your mom/dad felt very reassured by this.

[–]jbularan 16 points17 points ago

Hey! Wanna get At a friends house, I might be sleeping out tonight, I will let you know. Have a wonderful evening, you're the best mom/dad in the world. I love you! tonight?

[–]chewp911 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was thinking.

[–]moarlongcatplox2 0 points1 point ago

I had to read that a few times for it to click.

[–]tumbleweed42 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, the "mum/dad" part is not suspicious at all.

[–]NewDrekSilver 3 points4 points ago

Neither is the part where he sends them the exact same message every time he goes out.

[–]Gaproman123 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he changes it every time he goes out partying.. but yeah suspicious.

[–]alexjuuhh 8 points9 points ago

I'm trying to laugh, but nothing's happening.

[–]TheMeowMeow 2 points3 points ago

Parent would be better than mom/dad

[–]anxietyvoyage 0 points1 point ago

If I sent that to my parents they would definitely know I was lying!

[–]eruptedsteel 0 points1 point ago

The joys of reposts. Oh wait, there are none.

[–]cgimusic 3 points4 points ago

Not only has this been posted before but it has also been posted before by you! Twice!

[–]thebornotaku 1 point2 points ago

With the same title the first two times no less.

[–]thecreamfilling 3 points4 points ago

They joys of being a stay at home son.

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

The "best mom/dad in the whole world" part would immediately set off a red parenting flag.

[–]mysteryl3 0 points1 point ago

"You're the best parental figure.." would be more believable.

[–]NyaR 0 points1 point ago

That's cute, do you have a bed time as well?