This is who I will be voting for this election...

Downvotedthrowaway93 · 2012-10-13T02:47:28+00:00

He's dead

hawkns · 2012-10-13T03:37:43+00:00

Bruins08 · 2012-10-13T02:12:52+00:00

Nothing to see here, just another democat playing to his base.

string97bean · 2012-10-13T02:48:20+00:00

I think his view on repairing the economy is purrfect.

jbg89 · 2012-10-13T03:31:05+00:00

President of reddit.

TerdVader · 2012-10-13T03:37:05+00:00

I like to have a sign like this for my yard.

cafezinho · 2012-10-13T04:08:23+00:00

Maru for President!

nic_Z · 2012-10-13T02:20:50+00:00

It just seems like the right choice...

Zwergner · 2012-10-13T04:13:48+00:00

Vice President Ron Livingston.

Alien1979 · 2012-10-13T04:02:21+00:00

Will Vermin Supreme be on the ballot in South Carolina? That's who I want to vote for. Donkeys and excellent oral hygene for everyone 2012!

mehdbc · 2012-10-13T04:17:10+00:00

Cool. At least you aren't throwing away your vote on Gary Johnson.

drparton21 · 2012-10-13T04:40:07+00:00

I see your keyboard cat, and raise you MY keyboard cat (Pickles): http://i.imgur.com/qwmeg.jpg

haubs09 · 2012-10-13T05:18:56+00:00

http://www.keyboardcatforpresident.com/

sawyannesa · 2012-10-13T05:03:01+00:00

http://imgur.com/NTKBH

Boatzilla22 · 2012-10-13T03:28:04+00:00

Is this in Spokane, Nic?

dont_shit_urknickers · 2012-10-13T03:49:24+00:00

I think he has a strong policy on salmon.

Bel0wAverageJoe · 2012-10-13T03:55:45+00:00

We should vote for this guy

ankyle · 2012-10-13T04:00:02+00:00

Might as well vote for Slow Poke

shootznskores · 2012-10-13T04:05:23+00:00

he's dead, I read that in TIL two days ago

scoooobysnacks · 2012-10-13T04:06:12+00:00

I hope someone knows where to purchase such a sign. I need to voice my opinion through lawn ornaments.

keesh · 2012-10-13T04:09:35+00:00

I would like to have this as a bumper sticker, please.

C4_pants · 2012-10-13T04:12:15+00:00

This would go over so well in /r/Politicalhumor... It would be amazing.

Shurigin · 2012-10-13T04:13:48+00:00

sir I would vote for KBC too but... he's dead :'(

MrPossum · 2012-10-13T04:14:39+00:00

I'm more partial to Hank. He seems more qualified.

CrazyCatLady77 · 2012-10-13T04:17:15+00:00

Meow thats a political party i can get behind.

luckyz13 · 2012-10-13T04:18:17+00:00

I love you!!

narcoleptic_insomnia · 2012-10-13T04:20:51+00:00

Relevant

Rhodonite · 2012-10-13T04:21:05+00:00

he is dead...

MustHaveCleverHandle · 2012-10-13T04:25:49+00:00

Oh fuck yes. Where can I get one of these??

thegreatmisdirector · 2012-10-13T04:27:48+00:00

I can't decide.

It's a three-way tie between Bart Simpson, school sucks and George-Michael.

freekstyle · 2012-10-13T04:32:48+00:00

where can I get one of these?

tpnviking · 2012-10-13T04:33:45+00:00

i dont like his views on foreign policy

jazzyunderpants · 2012-10-13T04:34:34+00:00

he's dead, but so is mittens.

KeatingOrRoark · 2012-10-13T04:35:22+00:00

Excellent idea. Voting for anybody else in this corrupt system will be like using a squirt gun on a house fire.

larkeith · 2012-10-13T04:37:46+00:00

Here's my vote.

Flaccid_Moose · 2012-10-13T04:38:12+00:00

Creepy. I JUST saw that sticker for the first time ever yesterday. Also, Bento, the new keyboard cat is still alive.

r_e_d_d_i_t · 2012-10-13T04:40:47+00:00

I guess you could say:

He'd be feline thankful for your vote.

devereaux · 2012-10-13T04:40:56+00:00

His platform certainly hits all the right notes. It really resonates with the public.

umilmi81 · 2012-10-13T04:41:31+00:00

As a joke we should all vote for Gary Johnson. Like, it would like be joke voting or something. I didn’t think it through.

deerack · 2012-10-13T04:43:34+00:00

got my vote.

Amnerika · 2012-10-13T04:43:36+00:00

I have been making a ton of signs with my last name on it with the slogan "(my last name) making America America since 1988. I can not wait to plaster them all around town

DaVincitheReptile · 2012-10-13T04:43:43+00:00

I'll write it in if you do.

zakk002 · 2012-10-13T04:44:55+00:00

My support is for Vermin Supreme.

scrotal_misadventure · 2012-10-13T04:45:09+00:00

died during the reagan administration, asstard

The_Hereafter · 2012-10-13T04:45:19+00:00

Every time I see this now I think of David Mitchell's reaction.

danmocz · 2012-10-13T04:45:46+00:00

I wrote him in last year and he didn't win.

rougieplague · 2012-10-13T04:46:05+00:00

Pretty sure all of reddit would vote for this (if he was all alive... RIP )

nowshowjj · 2012-10-13T04:46:15+00:00

I'm going with the Darmok and Jalad ticket.

scoutu · 2012-10-13T04:47:05+00:00

Vermin Supreme 2012

animalchin99 · 2012-10-13T04:47:35+00:00

One might say he's got the keys to success.

The_Bangs · 2012-10-13T04:48:06+00:00

The president we deserve.

kiruclanz · 2012-10-13T04:48:43+00:00

My friend completely ruined the joke.

12:45 AM - Kiruclanz: You know how I said I wouldn't vote even if I was 18?

12:45 AM - Kiruclanz: FUCK THAT I WANNA VOTE NOW: http://i.imgur.com/yeeL3.jpg

12:45 AM - Cannbal: Sure

12:45 AM - Cannbal: No

12:45 AM - Cannbal: Thats a cat

12:45 AM - Cannbal: Its an animal

12:46 AM - Cannbal: An animal will not make a good president, Kiru

trpbr92 · 2012-10-13T04:49:59+00:00

I'm voting Dennis Reynolds for South Philadelphia - Zone 2 - District 37- Comptroller.

Chipsinabox · 2012-10-13T04:50:04+00:00

I wish those stripes were keys.

guciowawa · 2012-10-13T04:51:33+00:00

He's immortal

Arch00 · 2012-10-13T04:51:39+00:00

Can I buy this?

thrillhose · 2012-10-13T04:52:01+00:00

America, fuck yeah!

egores_house · 2012-10-13T04:54:13+00:00

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jetlat · 2012-10-13T04:56:22+00:00

I'd put that in my lawn. Op how much?

Goggles2114 · 2012-10-13T04:57:04+00:00

I'd rather vote Cthuhlu.

It's 2012.

Move the capitol to R'leyh

Hateblade · 2012-10-13T04:57:07+00:00

Is Nyan cat his running mate? No way they can loose.

Jovial_Gorilla · 2012-10-13T04:58:11+00:00

Keyboard Cat Just came out against gay marriage. How 'bout that paradox Reddit? You vote FOR the cat but AGAINST gay marriage?

Or did I just blow your mind???

laurenalivia · 2012-10-13T05:02:33+00:00

This year, I'm voting democat

Otaku_Son · 2012-10-13T05:05:57+00:00

May as well vote for Slowpoke for President, and Faith Hill as Vice.

thatsmyredditaccount · 2012-10-13T05:07:34+00:00

Oh my god it all makes sense now.

It was a very subtle campaign all along...

mrwolfdog · 2012-10-13T05:08:46+00:00

To OP-can you go to guidethegov.com and post the kitty's candidacy?

Crystalinfire · 2012-10-13T05:09:17+00:00

Obama supports Keyboard Cat and other felines like him.

Smile_I_Say · 2012-10-13T05:10:09+00:00

Absolutely sure nothing will get done.

mikesvampire · 2012-10-13T05:10:22+00:00

He's dead. Can't vote for dead people/animals.

mrwolfdog · 2012-10-13T05:10:32+00:00

I can see it now - carpet on the walls of the White House... no, fancy tapestry-

ransomdenton · 2012-10-13T05:10:36+00:00

I have made it clear to all my friends and family I will accept nothing less in four years than the epic ticket...Tyson/Rollins. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Henry Rollins would make me a very happy person. A scientist and a badass walk into the white house...epic.

Little_red_marie · 2012-10-13T05:11:17+00:00

Amazing!!!

gromet78 · 2012-10-13T05:12:37+00:00

The sad irony if this photo is trending on twitter right now.

kittehnapper · 2012-10-13T05:13:56+00:00

I would love to see keyboard cat help moderate the next presidential debate.

jetpacksforall · 2012-10-13T05:15:53+00:00

Fuck you and your uniformed cynicism... no offense.

isredditracist · 2012-10-13T05:16:43+00:00

aw he's just a puppet with no power of his own

Draygon_Slayer · 2012-10-13T05:17:47+00:00

Holy shit that's on my street! My roommate took this today! http://i.imgur.com/eM8SO.jpg

jteef · 2012-10-13T05:19:03+00:00

I'm right there with you OP; a friend painted this for me a couple years ago: http://i.imgur.com/Q7nuK.jpg

zoralee · 2012-10-13T05:19:41+00:00

My ringtone has been "play him off, keyboard cat" since the video went viral years ago. I thought about changing it but I realize that if anyone hears my ringtone and recognizes it...bam instant friend!

TheTVDB · 2012-10-13T05:19:56+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/6oW7W.jpg

YeOldDan · 2012-10-13T05:20:02+00:00

47% of Americats will never vote for him.

hljott · 2012-10-13T05:20:10+00:00

Also, for anyone in Virginia, please remember to vote Hank for Senate.

ThunderJRodriguez · 2012-10-13T05:20:14+00:00

I, personally, will be voting for Chairman Meow.

seambyseam · 2012-10-13T05:20:43+00:00

I'd like to see a birth certificate, please.

2fapor2faptwice · 2012-10-13T05:20:58+00:00

As long as your cat can get 5% of the vote them go for it. We need third/fourth/fifth party funding or you just thawing your vote away.

Freakazette · 2012-10-13T05:23:03+00:00

I'm writing in Kimberly Hart/Zack Taylor.

Because if you can't trust a Power Ranger to run the country, who can you trust?

Plus, Zack is short for Zachary, right? Zachary Taylor? That's really presidential sounding, in case someone assassinates Kimberly. Which they won't because Tommy will kick their ass. But it is 2012, so we need a woman President for fairness or whatever.

M0D3RNW4RR10R · 2012-10-13T05:23:06+00:00

I am still voting for Joseph Kony.

JustBrowsing4Chan · 2012-10-13T05:23:46+00:00

Keyboard cat was such an awesome viral video

one-eleven · 2012-10-13T05:25:14+00:00

Is it not true that he played off Bibi Netenyahu when he was in town??

foodwrap · 2012-10-13T05:26:29+00:00

OMG YES! we need an internet campaign for this one!

CJ_Productions · 2012-10-13T05:26:48+00:00

not Cthulu?

pyeron · 2012-10-13T05:27:22+00:00

Ralph Wiggum: Pick A Winner

LuckySlinger · 2012-10-13T05:30:00+00:00

A vote for keyboard cat is a vote for soul!

Lyonette · 2012-10-13T05:31:55+00:00

If only he were on the ballot in my state. Guess I'll have to settle for Jill Stein.

hunnybubu · 2012-10-13T05:32:09+00:00

Vote for me. I'll help all of you by reducing the planet to ashes. Oh wait...the other two plan to do that as well. Shit...

Wontoncookie · 2012-10-13T05:33:14+00:00

If a dead person can vote, why not a dead president. We got a few already on our useless bills.

anonnom · 2012-10-13T05:33:21+00:00

The third party "Keyboard cat" is stealing votes from Obama! Pitchforks! Torches!

GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy · 2012-10-13T05:36:32+00:00

lol. i am guessing that all the upvotes are from the romney supporters?

Caesar_Epicus · 2012-10-13T05:37:17+00:00

I'm actually a supporter of the Canine Party.

COLBY 2012

Infenwe · 2012-10-13T05:39:53+00:00

Insano/Fu Manchu 2012! FOR SCIENCE! And Evil!

Marz765 · 2012-10-13T05:43:47+00:00

still more consistent than romney

pollardandsprout · 2012-10-13T05:43:51+00:00

Supreme court ban on nail clipping just got a little closer

spleenstalk · 2012-10-13T05:45:11+00:00

|This is who I will be voting for this election...

FTFY

Usernamegoeshear · 2012-10-13T05:49:29+00:00

R.I.P keyboard cat play the keyboard for the big man in the sky!!

kittensdocrack · 2012-10-13T05:50:55+00:00

Genious

jonmoore96 · 2012-10-13T05:53:13+00:00

Go with christ keyboard cat

canisdormit · 2012-10-13T05:53:55+00:00

I'm going to vote for Predator.

madetounsubatheism · 2012-10-13T05:57:55+00:00

I'm voting for Buster Posey.

mechanate · 2012-10-13T06:05:17+00:00

Sorry, I don't vote for single-catform politicians.

Morningxafter · 2012-10-13T06:05:29+00:00

Meanwhile outside Kevin Pierrera's house...

lovegov · 2012-10-13T06:05:59+00:00

Great, another one of these generations. FUCK

lightanddeath · 2012-10-13T06:09:51+00:00

So gary Johnson

Koguu · 2012-10-13T06:10:55+00:00

Keyboard Cat is my #1 local hero.

Magnicifent · 2012-10-13T06:11:33+00:00

"Where Harmony is my Policy." Play us out, Keyboard Cat...of this recession!

Drinkingdoc · 2012-10-13T06:11:35+00:00

He sticks to his guns.

ItsHeyAngel · 2012-10-13T06:12:49+00:00

So where I can actually buy this?

HeartProblems · 2012-10-13T06:14:16+00:00

I'm going to be voting for the one, the only Mr. B-...NHGGHnn-uhh....hhhuuu...

YuriGagarin13 · 2012-10-13T06:17:10+00:00

How and where do I purchase one of these?

I_Fuck_Hamsters · 2012-10-13T06:19:30+00:00

I'm going to pick the Nyan Cat: he promises a future of peace and love.

Mrphilosopher · 2012-10-13T06:21:51+00:00

His stance on catnip will be his downfall.

MLPxPenguins · 2012-10-13T06:30:58+00:00

Im voting for Vermin Supreme. Free ponies for all americans!

drchickenbeer · 2012-10-13T06:32:18+00:00

Tard/Colonel Meow 2012.

giddyup523 · 2012-10-13T06:40:04+00:00

Fuck it. This is the president we deserve and the one we need right now.

Actor412 · 2012-10-13T07:00:58+00:00

I am going w/ Lawyer Dog. He's a good boy. Yes, he is.

Xiattr · 2012-10-13T07:04:29+00:00

The year is unnecessary. Keyboard Cat for President, from the time he first graced the internet until the internet's very end!

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