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[–]Scrode 15 points16 points ago

God damn long horses.

[–]EliaTheGiraffe 8 points9 points ago

God damn you! >:(

[–]ryanbanzz 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_Fuckin_HATE_Horses 3 points4 points ago

They're seriously the worst kind of horses.

[–]thearchmagus -1 points0 points ago

Can this please stop?

[–]jgibran 1 point2 points ago

Don't get upset over a stupid geraffe.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 10 points11 points ago

Poor bitches, they are going to die from a massive giraffe penis.

[–]arup02 4 points5 points ago

Hmm this comment made me search for "giraffe penis" on google. Not what i expected...

NSFW

[–]youra6 9 points10 points ago

It's penis is a human arm... God have mercy.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pirani 0 points1 point ago

Quality over quantity, babe.

[–]EliaTheGiraffe -2 points-1 points ago

Ya don't say?

[–]kdpha 2 points3 points ago

The Resident Evil 6 giraffe is moving up in the world, I see.

[–]Legit_GFX 5 points6 points ago

Hahahahaha it's a giraffe!

[–]Unbelievably_Stupid 4 points5 points ago

This camel picture has been posted too many times.

[–]deja-vu-comment 8 points9 points ago

[–]HORSEtheGAME 1 point2 points ago

You are a crafty one.

[–]avocadotoggle 1 point2 points ago

May I recommend an Oxford comma

[–]dont_yell_atME 2 points3 points ago

Does it bother any one else that it was under lined?

[–]micdoneit 0 points1 point ago

He has the right idea, wear a colour that attracts bitches.

[–]Science_is_for_nerds -1 points0 points ago

I heard a rumour one time that a giraffe can kick a lion's head off

[–]Science_is_for_nerds -1 points0 points ago

like right off its neck MAN WHAT THE FRUIT! you are doing that too much. try again in 8 minutes. uncool reddit you are doing that too much. try again in 5 minutes.

[–]frenchhornhero 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck is going on here?

[–]amazoncon 0 points1 point ago

What horrible fuck shoots and stuffs a giraffe? Seriously. Turning that awesome animal into a trophy is "great white hunter" bullshit.

[–]Solitaryfein 0 points1 point ago

He'll be givin' some head

[–]MossySloth 1 point2 points ago

I could have made front page with this image? The fuck man

[–]doesnt_describe_me 0 points1 point ago

i'm glad he's single. i would climb that like a tree.

[–]gnarsesh 0 points1 point ago

[–]turtleracer14 0 points1 point ago

Why just bitches? Nice girls need loves too but everyone forgets about them.

[–]-jellybeans- 0 points1 point ago

Got his eye on that shiny chandelier bitch

[–]cinthesizer 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of Wilfred...

[–]cckynv 1 point2 points ago

lol look at that dumb geraffe

[–]impatiswim 0 points1 point ago

Rrrrrepost.

[–]Ashbringer 0 points1 point ago

ffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeerrpppppppppppp

[–]VoicesDrivingMeSane 0 points1 point ago

Silly, Giraffe. This is a family reuinion!

[–]turtlenecked 0 points1 point ago

re-re-re-repost!

[–]thafighta 0 points1 point ago

Are we having fun yet?

[–]ZapActions-dower 0 points1 point ago

The repost pile doesn't stop from getting taller.

[–]THISISNOVELTY 0 points1 point ago

What's the 11th Doctor doing here?

[–]GrilledCheeseDude 0 points1 point ago

I was just telling someone I am higher then giraffe pussy, Then like 4 links later there is this giraffe... I just giggled for like 5 minutes like a little school girl.

[–]shampoocell 0 points1 point ago

I cannot think of a more appropriate time to link to /r/iam14andthisisfunny.

[–]4wick 0 points1 point ago

This looks like some arab country, maybe Dubai. Can anyone confirm this?

I doubt someone in america would be able to get ahold of a giraffe, not to mention would risk the lawsuits that would happen if it hurt someone.

[–]Pirani 0 points1 point ago

I'm dying to know the context of this photo, along with how I could rent a giraffe of my own.

[–]thepoetfromoz 1 point2 points ago