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[–]GingerbreadmancanSpace is deep 868 points869 points ago

[–]AugustIsMyName 176 points177 points ago

No further comments are needed in this thread.

[–]GroupDrink 37 points38 points ago

It may be that no further comments are needed ever.

[–]Doesnt_Suck 37 points38 points ago

Both of these are reposts but.. I ain't even mad.

[–]massive_cock 3 points4 points ago

The basketball bit isn't... it's... a fucking repost?

[–]DigitalChocobo 7 points8 points ago

[–]massive_cock 2 points3 points ago

Oh. It's still just as rad but my enthusiasm is dampened significantly.

[–]DigitalChocobo 6 points7 points ago

It's a pretty awesome gif. I've had it in my bookmarks for a while, waiting for a relevant comment to use it, and I got beaten to it.

[–]GingerbreadmancanSpace is deep 5 points6 points ago

Sorry! I am alone this friday night and just browsing reddit, I love that bball gif with the cat so I had to post it! sorry man

[–]DigitalChocobo 2 points3 points ago

You deserve all of your upvotes. I am not upset.

[–]ramrob 1 point2 points ago

Don't you ever apologize for your gifs...ever.

[–]chingyduster 2 points3 points ago

You've been a Redditor 2 years and don't know this?!?!?!?!

I assume everyone scours Reddit non-stop like I do.

[–]L8rMr[S] 48 points49 points ago

Fuck yes!!

[–]vuxaHappy trees 28 points29 points ago

Boom shaka laka

[–]SanchitoBOC 3 points4 points ago

MY GIF!!!

[–]obey_giant 5 points6 points ago

is this oc?

edit: http://imgur.com/mZvuc nope. 3 months old

[–]GingerbreadmancanSpace is deep 10 points11 points ago

No it is not! I saw these gifs a couple months ago, and I saved the basketball one because it made me laugh my ass off.

[–]obey_giant 4 points5 points ago

ggg

[–]stayhigh247 8 points9 points ago

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 0 points1 point ago

GGggGg/ggg.gg?!!!?! Ggggg... G!

[–]WhatYouDoDefinesYou 4 points5 points ago

I wish I was cool enough to understand what the heck is going on in that subreddit.

[–]zdh989 0 points1 point ago

Obviously you should just translate it all into binary.

[–]DigitalChocobo 0 points1 point ago

[–]lacrease 1 point2 points ago

Pump up the jam.

[–]mappberg 1 point2 points ago

I want you to know that after I watched the original gif, I saved it and labeled it "awesomecatjump". Then when I watched your gif and labeled it "awesomercatjump". I love you.

[–]GingerbreadmancanSpace is deep 0 points1 point ago

I love you too.

[–]lifeinblackandred 0 points1 point ago

hes like blake griffin

[–]signofhope -1 points0 points ago

I CAME HERE EXACTLY FOR THIS.

[–]I_am_ME_ama 0 points1 point ago

And boom goes the dynamite!

[–]Dancing_monkey 0 points1 point ago

HE'S ON FIRE!!!

[–]Luis707 0 points1 point ago

You sir, are a genius.

[–]happycrabeatsthefish -1 points0 points ago

Is there a God Of War version? "I'm the Cat of War! None shall defy me!"

[–]shhitgoose -2 points-1 points ago

What a fucking "slam-dunk" of a comment. Have an upvote

[–]roobAroo -3 points-2 points ago

Put a laker jersey on him! DH!!

[–]massive_cock -5 points-4 points ago

All the upvotes man. Just all of them. This one's going to circulate. This thing's going places.

[–]NannigarCire 87 points88 points ago

The best part of this gif for me is the cats face, it's so emotionless the entire time and it doesn't care. This isn't even it's whole day.

[–]Rummy_Tummy 9 points10 points ago

as someone who lives with 2 cats, they do this all the time. He'll be chilling out on the counter top while I'm at the fridge, and then nonchalantly swat magnets to the ground. amazing little creatures really. I watched one of them hunt a bug earlier. fucking stone cold killer

[–]LongDongSchlongers 11 points12 points ago

My buddies cat sneaks up in their attic, and you hear tons of noise and running. She kills a mouse, comes down, gets something to drink, gets about 3 seconds of cuddle time and goes back up for another kill.

Shes such a loving cute creature, for being a crazed murderer enacting genocide on an entire species.

[–]jabberworx 2 points3 points ago

Cats are excellent human companions because they kill many of the vermin which hurt us and they keep themselves very clean.

Spiders, snakes, mice, all animals which have for centuries made it difficult being human.

I would argue that without cats human civilization would not have gotten as far as it has, we'd all be too busy dying of mice carrying diseases.

[–]equatorbit 13 points14 points ago

I was thinking the same thing. That cat is one BAMF.

[–]mattversoRasta man 0 points1 point ago

Cats are so fucking radical.

[–]longboardingerrdayNeat! 2 points3 points ago

You can see it keep its eyes on its target the whole time. I thought that bit was pretty cool.

[–]Laerpni 1 point2 points ago

He has his predator mode face.

[–]ckalvin 0 points1 point ago

For him, it was just another Tuesday.

[–]equatorbit 21 points22 points ago

So I was looking at this a little more closely, and I think the cat jumped just as high as it needed to. The jump put the paw at the exact height needed for the swat. I think it could have jumped higher if it wanted.

This cat is stone cold.

[–]Lambsalot 15 points16 points ago

Not that incredible when you consider that their tops are made out of rubber and their bottoms are made out of spring.

[–]NullPoint84 12 points13 points ago

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!

[–]derekkered37ALL HAIL 21 points22 points ago

Everytime this .gif is posted anywhere it always hits front page and the Basketball Kitty always hits the top comment.

[–]Number1AbeLincolnFan 6 points7 points ago

I've owned several cats and dogs over the years. I've also played and follow several (human) sports. I don't pretend to know a lot about cat anatomy and physiology or even much about other mammals.

Cats may not be able to carry a lot of weight or drag a lot of weight, like many service animals. They don't have a lot of cardiovascular capability either. Most of them tire pretty easily, especially wild cats, from what I've read.

But, one thing I can tell you is that they have unmatched explosiveness. They are capable of expending an absolutely gigantic amount of energy in a very short time. It is not unusual for a young domestic cat to have a 7 foot standing vertical jump. They can go from zero to a blur in a fraction of a second. When they fight, they can scramble faster than your eyes and brain can even comprehend. It's really quite a sight to behold.

[–]Dirtywookiefoot 19 points20 points ago

I wanna see the sports science dude break this down

[–]AmericanCobra 11 points12 points ago

Okay, so lets check this play out. We start off with a normal game then BOOM! next thing you know, this cat here (circles cat) jumps up for the kill.

[–]BigFry48 -2 points-1 points ago

And boom goes the dynamite.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 20 points21 points ago

cross post this to r/RepostHallofFame

[–]TronCorleoneCosmic 1 point2 points ago

I heard dat

[–]HereIsWhere 0 points1 point ago

I 'er' dat

[–]kimchi11 4 points5 points ago

I just watched that for 3 minutes straight, memorizing.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 5 points6 points ago

Have you got it memorized yet?

[–]mouseteethHappy trees 10 points11 points ago

Cats are fucking awesome

[–]HereIsWhere -3 points-2 points ago

They are the worst fucking things in the world.

[–]ukrussian 6 points7 points ago

Best cat related anything. Ever.

[–]kilo89Shroom initiate 4 points5 points ago

I wish I could jump that high

[–]damontoo 6 points7 points ago

Imagine jumping that proportional distance. For me that would be like jumping 42 feet.

[–]wildo421 3 points4 points ago

Goodbye knees and ankles.

[–]Eal12333 0 points1 point ago

Or even just jumping that distance, right over a fence without a running start.

[–]veterejf 1 point2 points ago

I've been thinking about this. If we had the strength and power to jump that high, would we be able to stand the landing of a 42 ft fall?

[–]damontoo 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: Cats can fall crazy far and survive because they reach terminal velocity after about 10 meters and they also spread their legs apart to act like a parachute and slow their descent. There's been a cat that fell 32 stories onto a sidewalk and survived.

[–]veterejf 1 point2 points ago

Interesting indeed. But let's say they jump 3 times their height, I doubt during the fall they would reach terminal velocity. Though if I took a fall from 18 feet, it would hurt....

[–]esnaw 0 points1 point ago

Dude, did you not read that thing, all animals can jump about the same height, from fleas, cats, and humans. It's another application of the surface area v. mass thingy

[–]mopemiph 0 points1 point ago

I can jump pretty high. [10]

[–]27723773 0 points1 point ago

Why is this downvoted.. This is r/woahdude. For people that are high. What the actual fuck?

[–]Princip1914 2 points3 points ago

Power to you, you wonderful, majestic creature!!

[–]FrankTheodore 2 points3 points ago

It's amazing the way the cats eyes follow the piece of paper, all the way until it turns to land..

[–]ThreeHolePunch 2 points3 points ago

It's funny because usually the only cat posts I see on reddit are meta-cat posts just talking about how much reddit loves cats. I never see an actual cat post on my frontpage. Thank you for a genuine cat post that was also very cool.

[–]Kdnce 0 points1 point ago

Cat's face the whole time was like "I got this all day"

[–]rojlewis 2 points3 points ago

If science bred a black man with a cat it'd be the best NBA player of all time.

[–]mario0357 3 points4 points ago

Definitively one of my top 10 favorite gif of all time!

[–]Xtianpro 2 points3 points ago

And adorable!

[–]SUXLECOX 0 points1 point ago

He Lebron'd that shit

[–]FilipinoPhil 2 points3 points ago

So it took the cat 9 years to get it right?

[–]WeirdestMudkipz 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit.

[–]keypusher 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this cat is fkin awesome.

[–]chris20101 -1 points0 points ago

T-bag tornado

[–]sevenlung 0 points1 point ago

If only the mouse landed in the trash bin below.

[–]Apf4 0 points1 point ago

That cat is my fucking hero

[–]ofcourseimright 0 points1 point ago

Can I get the video for this?

[–]ddogg7864 1 point2 points ago

If it said cat in the title I would not have even opened the link. But OP delivered, that was Awesome.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

What gets me is the intense lack of emotion in its face the entire time.

[–]benigntugboat 0 points1 point ago

Proven once again, Cats rule teh interwebz.

[–]langleypeterson 0 points1 point ago

fuck this thing

[–]fall_ark 0 points1 point ago

I've just realized that the thing he hits is likely a Hello Kitty....bag/toy?

[–]BeefMyJerky 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to This when I watched the gif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeN3dIkWFkU

[–]felixar90 -1 points0 points ago

Image that scaled up to a human...

fuck ladders.

[–]Hefalumpkin 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of a sick Blake Griffin dunk.

[–]NaviJ95 0 points1 point ago

already posted couldve said xpost

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

3 ... 2 ... 1 ... LIFT-OFF1

[–]triggdev 0 points1 point ago

this is older than dinosaur dick

[–]combatwaffle 0 points1 point ago

i have literally never seen this in my life. thank you for posting this gif that i have never seen before in my life.

[–]BlaqkJakHappy trees 1 point2 points ago

I could have gotten nearly 1500 karma for something I had in my bookmarks for months? o.O

I love this gif, cats are awesome. :D

[–]greatwood 0 points1 point ago

i saw this paired up with an amazing soundtrack for it on youtube but i cant find it now and it makes me sad.

[–]Svarazics 0 points1 point ago

It's freaaking hypnotic...... Yes my feline underlords????

[–]paddlegal 0 points1 point ago

Did you notice at the top of his flight, he is weightless. Is not gaining or losing altitude. So basically this cat has conquered gravity.

[–]i_poop_mcdonalds 0 points1 point ago

seriously thought the cat was in space...had to watch it 2 times.

[–]CGord 0 points1 point ago

Repost but still awesome.

[–]Onoliciousyes 0 points1 point ago

I can watch this FAAAAREVAAAAR!

[–]Washcloth 1 point2 points ago

I just realized, comments saying "repost" are pretty much the most reposted shit in all of reddit.

So can you all just shut up. thanks

[–]NIK4EVA 0 points1 point ago

Because, fuck gravity

[–]Massuh_NateBong ripper 0 points1 point ago

Where I'm from we call that "black hops".

[–]yollama 0 points1 point ago

Cat skillz

[–]Handyy81 0 points1 point ago

When I see these kinds of animal videos, I always notice how they keep a straight face when doing extreme things, opposed to if a human would do it.

[–]aussieboo123 0 points1 point ago

Who turned the gravity off??

[–]iamsofired 0 points1 point ago

reeeepost

[–]xoites 0 points1 point ago

Watched it for ten minutes.

[–]SimonSays_ 0 points1 point ago

Fucking worth it.

[–]toca9 0 points1 point ago

that is fucking amazing!

[–]JakJakAttacks 0 points1 point ago

[–]greym84 2 points3 points ago

Fucking repost. I normally let this shit slide but this is the fourth time in less than a year.

[–]SpliffTherapist 1 point2 points ago

Well considering 90% of reddit is reposted every month, I'd say let this one slide.

[–]tortus 1 point2 points ago

maybe get outside once in a while?

[–]Crankson -1 points0 points ago

repost #9001

[–]albert_camus69 -3 points-2 points ago

boss

[–]chlamydiadarling 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one who BOOP'd loudly at the appropriate moment.

[–]novalex -1 points0 points ago

Game over, dog lovers.

[–]lifeinblackandred -1 points0 points ago

fucking repost

[–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

Anybody know how long it's been since this has been reposted? I love the gif and all, but I remember a chain of these for a while. I know I haven't seen it in a while though...so...fuck it. Have an orange one.

[–]YouSaidADumbThing -2 points-1 points ago

Whoa dude! Fucking ancient!

[–]Greeksdorok 1 point2 points ago

That pro arm swinging on its way to it`s feet. Cats are awsome.