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[–]Therianthrope 95 points96 points ago

Posting this here? Posting an imitation of reddit on 4chan, screencapping it and posting it in a subreddit about 4chan? Talk about metagaming.

[–]mkay0 45 points46 points ago

ITT - metafags

[–]Tlingit_Raven -3 points-2 points ago

He also had the courtesy to repost this, furthering the connection to reddit.

[–]jonosvision 266 points267 points ago

"If I upvote and make a comment about how funny and right this is, then that will seperate me from the redditors being made fun of and make me feel superior to them."

[–]toadlife 70 points71 points ago

It's creepy how accurate this is.

[–]hinduguru/b/ 1 point2 points ago

one of us..

[–]MestR/b/ 34 points35 points ago

"If I upvote and make a comment about how funny and right your comment is, then that will separate me from the r/4chaners being made fun of and make me feel superior to them."

[–]BIGSEXYBALLS 7 points8 points ago

this can go on forever

[–]klabob 2 points3 points ago

Le upvote.

[–]lol-da-mar-s-cool 408 points409 points ago

false

reddit hates apple

[–]DWells55 213 points214 points ago

No kidding. The anti-Apple jerk is one of the strongest jerks on all of reddit. DAE GALAXY S III?

[–]i_rape_moms 57 points58 points ago

What's weird is that 4-5 years ago everybody (on Reddit) were Apple fanboys and now everyone HATES apple

[–]Good_Guy_Tyrone 48 points49 points ago

And now that the amazing iPhone 5 is out, everybody is clamoring for one. Who the fuck is stupid enough to buy a new phone that's a millimeter taller? -Sent from my iPhone 5

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 32 points33 points ago

You wouldn't believe how much I would pay for a millimeter extension for a certain reproductive organ.

[–]DuncanDonutz/b/ 49 points50 points ago

Why would you want your vagina to be a millimeter longer?

[–]The_Derpening 7 points8 points ago

I would also like to double the size of my Xyphoid Process.

[–]britishmannot 0 points1 point ago

Shit Tyrone get it together

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

Apple's entire philosophy towards the users and their competitors were totally different, that's why. Not to mention that Samsung was their partner, not their sworn enemy.

[–]war_story_guy 214 points215 points ago

lol updroids for you le sir.

[–]Untitledone 3 points4 points ago

Linux?

[–]Ryan_Firecrotch 3 points4 points ago

It's one of the best because it's sometimes followed with the "DAE actually like Apple? Too each their own." (Half the karma of the original jerk)

[–]huenixion 0 points1 point ago

Nailed me anyway.

[–]Psirocking 34 points35 points ago

And reddit only majors in STEM fields too, they require (le) logic.

[–]TheHonStephenHarper 8 points9 points ago

Which explains why they suck at arguing, because fuck le philosophy.

[–]treedick2011 4 points5 points ago

Seriously though, fuck philosophy.

[–]BronysWillDie/pol/ 3 points4 points ago

This is in britain though, the most intellectually backwards crumpet stuffing shitter in all of niggertown.

[–]fuckshitwank 2 points3 points ago

Hah, employed british philosphy degreed person that's got some crumptets in the toaster as I type this (thanks - I'd forgotten about them). I live in a very gay town with a low ethnic population so you got that bit wrong.

[–]Theodore-Hunter/r9k/ -2 points-1 points ago

lol you're so cool and edgy man you totally showed me

[–]BronysWillDie/pol/ 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't trying to show you anything, unless if you're from britain which I wasn't aware of but would actually explain why you're a beta minus.

[–]z999 2 points3 points ago

This is what I thought. I think most of reddit is the engineering type.

[–]tenhotuisku/gif/ 31 points32 points ago

Just because Reddit hates Apple doesn't mean we don't buy all their products.

Posted on my iMac.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 4 points5 points ago

I can't really argue with you there. I don't like apple but I did get an iPod Touch. Mind you that's because when I bought it it was the best music player on the market that I heard of.

[–]DroogyParade -1 points0 points ago

I got a sansa mp3 player. Shit works great. Plus the Micro SD slot is a huge plus.

[–]Kevinmeowertons 0 points1 point ago

I loved mine until I dropped it once and the screen only displayed white. I could still navigate the menus though.

[–]Xecutor 0 points1 point ago

what type of phone do you have? oh right the iphone5 LOL

[–]Huellio 0 points1 point ago

You are also either studying to be an engineer or a knuckle dragging moron wasting their time.

[–]lethalweapon100 2 points3 points ago

But its the only thing some of these dumbshits will buy. I am the 99%

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

Most of reddit uses Macs for some reason.

Anytime someone posts an image of their rig, there's a mac book.

[–]Albend 0 points1 point ago

That's not a rig, its a scooter.

[–]Cyberboss_JHCB/v/ 1 point2 points ago

Something more appropriate would be reddit hates Mac

[–]Deagle_Shitter 1 point2 points ago

Other than that, it was pretty much spot on.

[–]sultanblender 170 points171 points ago

I feel bad about being white and cisgendered

Pitch perfect impression.

[–]AlexthePwner/pol/ 57 points58 points ago

He should also remember to check his toxic male privilege in at the door.

[–]REInvestor 12 points13 points ago

Jesus Christ! A trigger warning would be nice, you fucking cishole.

[–]Kuonji 4 points5 points ago

You patriarchal ableist jewnigger.

[–]Tilonus_IV 7 points8 points ago

My douchey, racist, high and tight hair cut wearing, 50 something boss thinks its hilarious to write "sent from my iPhone" at the end of his texts to us. It's his favorite new joke, for instance,-"my asshole was so torn apart by a black cock last night that I couldn't finish my work today! -sent from my iPhone" I'm just glad to see 4chan is making sure comedic gold like this isn't being squandered on meatheads like me.

[–]Babkock/mu/ 35 points36 points ago

The "we pretend to be redditors" thread gets posted here every damn week.

[–]FriendlyVisitor 16 points17 points ago

OP forgot to mention all the engineers

[–]hinduguru/b/ -1 points0 points ago

and chem majors........anybody?

[–]DJ_Calli 5 points6 points ago

So close, he should have minored in engineering.

[–]fack9gag 80 points81 points ago

Anyone else had enough of these threads? It's not even like I care that reddit is being trashed, it's that OP and every Anon that replies to him is a redditor.

[–]mkay0 28 points29 points ago

Agreed. At this point, bitching about Reddit is worse than all the Reddit-isms.

[–]invertt 3 points4 points ago

anti-reddit circlejerks are pretty much what reddit is all about

[–]Theodore-Hunter/r9k/ 0 points1 point ago

Hey! What do you know! Anti-reddit circlejerks are pretty much what 4chan is about too!

[–]IronOhki 4 points5 points ago

It's as if fans of two popular communities are aware of each other and feel the need to begin a rivalry, despite the fact that there is an extensive population overlap.

[–]BronysWillDie/pol/ 1 point2 points ago

Just because I live in brooklyn doesn't mean I'm a nigger gangbanger with AIDS and can't make fun of them.

[–]sid2112 -4 points-3 points ago

No, they are pretty funny and I just love watching the ones who actually are white liberal art majors get all butthurt about being called out.

[–]dyel_brah 9 points10 points ago

Not enough le.

[–]Hoo7on 4 points5 points ago

If I had a potato for every time I saw these threads, I'd have down-syndrome.

[–]tap3w3rm 3 points4 points ago

Reddit hates macs

[–]sakray 1 point2 points ago

LOL DAE CIRCLEJERK???

[–]MrMono1/b/ 3 points4 points ago

I'll probably get downvoted for this but he forgot to include "I'll probably get downvoted for this".

[–]Dofley 7 points8 points ago

Minus the Mac and the Starbucks because we like to feel superior to others, and we picked the hipsters to bash and compare ourselves to.

[–]VonSchplintah 5 points6 points ago

I roast my own coffee beans.

[–]huenixion 0 points1 point ago

my cats breath smells like cat food

[–]The_Derpening 11 points12 points ago

my IQ is circa 140

my IQ is 1872 years in the past

[–]dkey1983 16 points17 points ago

That's not really how "circa" works...

[–]Lawlpielawl/x/ 0 points1 point ago

who uses a mac

Stopped right there.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 2 points3 points ago

That's really odd. These days mostly all I see in the comments in the main humor subs is people calling OP a fag, complaining about the politics and atheism circlejerk and bitching about karma whores. In the serious subs I just see people calling each other niggers and defending pedophiles. Has that much changed on Reddit in 3 months?

[–]Legendary_Forgers 2 points3 points ago

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd now for redditor denial

[–]shmishshmorshin 8 points9 points ago

So, this type of thing gets posted at least once a fucking week. Some of them can be funny, most are unoriginal. Care to guess which one this falls under? The latter.

[–]Garry_The_Snail 16 points17 points ago

"HAHA REDDIT MEMES ARE DUMB"

"LOL OP IS A FAG 9/11 LOL EDGY"

[–]MrLOLsteveLOL 3 points4 points ago

Its sad how true this is.

[–]atacotaco 0 points1 point ago

I am thinking about majoring in art history with a minor in business

[–]Dahappychap 1 point2 points ago

Nah. Other than the obsessive "LE, Derp, and over used memes, We're not that bad. I think other than /r/f7u12 and /r/funny, We're alright!

[–]someguywithadrum 0 points1 point ago

Except for the mac part

[–]hartofeugene 0 points1 point ago

I post reddit bashing threads on reddit from my galaxy pad because on reddit they said it was more reddit than the diggpad.

[–]CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY 1 point2 points ago

Conflating redditor with hipster

[–]littlemonster1618 0 points1 point ago

I am double majoring in Art and Marketing..... ouch.

[–]JinMarui 0 points1 point ago

ITT: People who go to both Reddit and 4chan. Also generalizations.

[–]shadedpencil 0 points1 point ago

TIL I learned I am a white liberal college student that hates apple.

[–]BobCratchit666 -1 points0 points ago

Oh noes...reddit has been cut to the quick by their rapier-like wit!

[–]cleanandsqueaky 0 points1 point ago

forgot to greentext. forever summerfag.

[–]voodoomindslave 0 points1 point ago

... surely we could have been a bit more creative than this now, couldn't we, /b/?

[–]Jovial_Gorilla 0 points1 point ago

So much Reddit in one post. But he forgot bacon and cats. I'm kinda glad about that, though.

[–]LimeJuice -1 points0 points ago

false. reddit would never be anything but racist and transphobic.

[–]Tman5293 1 point2 points ago

This is almost every redditor. It's fucking ridiculous! So liberal it hurts and so hipster that it's terrifying. This is exactly why I don't care for most redditors.

[–]Punchee 0 points1 point ago

I post on my iPad from Panera

[–]SeptVentiDue 0 points1 point ago

[+]Anon comment score below threshold (12 children)

[–]IuliusDavid 1 point2 points ago

Cats... he forgot about cats!

[–]IronOhki 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is dumb people pretending to be smart people.

4chan is smart people pretending to be dumb people.

They are all the same people.

[–]ramsrgood 2 points3 points ago

that would actually make them "opposites".

[–]BlizzTheMighty 0 points1 point ago

Define "same".

[–]sittingbox 1 point2 points ago

ITT we pretend to be pretend redditors.

[–]StoryTimeTim -1 points0 points ago

Uses a mac.. I feel bad about being white and cisgendered because it puts pressure on the minorities...

I know this was trolling, but still, has this guy ever spent much time at all on any of the major subreddits?

[–]ericeric10010 1 point2 points ago

This post is very inaccurate..

-SENT FROM MY IPHONE5 64GB LTE AT STARBUCKS

[–]ImaBlackBelt -2 points-1 points ago

The realism, it's incredible.

[–]SoniCloud -1 points0 points ago

The liberal part made me laugh because it's so true.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd -5 points-4 points ago

Dude, wat? Reddit hates Apple, dafuck?

[–]grandkid -5 points-4 points ago

Did anybody else read this in the voice of "Drunk Uncle" from SNL?

[–]lobsterxcore/sp/ 7 points8 points ago

no

[–]dekonstruktr -2 points-1 points ago

OMG GUISE MY JIMMIES ARE SO RUSTLED LOL SLOWPOKE AMIRITE YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS DO YOU EVEN LURK?

this is essentially /r/4chan

[–]georgia_tech_swagger -2 points-1 points ago

Amen on the libtarding. Reading the parallel universe that is /r/politics gives me Tourrettes Syndrome.

[–]BrawndoTTM/b/ -2 points-1 points ago

accurate

[–]FatKidThuggin -1 points0 points ago

Eh, it was close. Reddit hates apple and liberal arts majors.

[–]kaajit -3 points-2 points ago

What does ITT stand for?

[–]HarryWragg -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah, this is one of the worst ones. Most redditors hate Macs and don't feel bad for being white. There are tons of transphobic redditors. There is also a large portion of reddit that holds the Liberal Arts in complete content. Reddit also routinely mocks stereotypical hipsters, which is what this post actually describes. Verdict 0/10. You couldn't be further off the average redditor if you tried.

[–]MarcosElMentiroso 2 points3 points ago

complains about transphobia

implying we care

[–]HarryWragg -2 points-1 points ago

Regardless, I think we can agree that describing the average redditor as feeling bad for being cisgendered is just plain wrong.

[–]MarcosElMentiroso 2 points3 points ago

Clearly. Which reminds me,

cisgendered

fancy word for normal

[–]HarryWragg -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, you'll have to try a little harder if you want to get a reaction here.

[–]MarcosElMentiroso 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the tip.

[–]goaless 0 points1 point ago

Woosh wooshwooshwoosh woosh woosh woosh

[–]eldaddy -2 points-1 points ago

they forgot that they own a colonized kitten farm in the most beautiful places in the world.

[–]toadlife -5 points-4 points ago

I guess I don't understand the "secret club" that people associate with Reddit all the time. I've never felt this way about it - do people really act like that?