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[–]Elessar20 85 points86 points ago

The number of usages of this gif in the last week is TOO DAMN HIGH!

[–]Alphalfajuice 20 points21 points ago

9/10 would bang.

[–]thepony88[S] 0 points1 point ago

i was about to use the 'i do not think it means what you think it means' meme, but decided to go with a fancy gif

[–]TheRanchoChupacabraj 0 points1 point ago

in the last week

More like in the last few months.

[–]carsonfayleg 59 points60 points ago

"I'm really nervous but here's an album with tons of different poses and outfits. BE NICE!"

[–]Solitaryfein 34 points35 points ago

I'm really shy but here's a picture of my vagina.

[–]Hobo-With-A-Shotgun 2 points3 points ago

I'm so awkward, but;

Weeks of many, increasingly gratuitous, nude shots.

[–]cheapasfree24 0 points1 point ago

Awkward does not equal shy.

[–]billybobthorton22 115 points116 points ago

"I'm a little shy... hold that thought while I spread my asscheeks apart and show you my gaping asshole."

[–]sleepy_wall 103 points104 points ago

sure havn't seen this comment in this thread before..

[–]wsderp 14 points15 points ago

le cirlejerk

[–]bitcheslovedroids[!] 9 points10 points ago

DAE?

[–]fodrox04 6 points7 points ago

Upsagan's to the left xoxoxoxoxoxox~don't~oxoxoxoxox~need~xoxoxoxox~no~oxoxoxoxox~man~oxoxoxoxoxoxoxox <3

[–]Doctor_Loggins 1 point2 points ago

Gem

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 1 point2 points ago

Ron Paul

[–]Mjrdouchington 9 points10 points ago

Gonewild is a wonderful place where young women exchange pictures of their ladybits for compliments. Everybody wins, why question or mock this?

[–]trollSpermDonor 7 points8 points ago

Its attention whoring. Literally.

[–]Jurily 12 points13 points ago

I still don't see the problem.

[–]frymaster 2 points3 points ago

It's honest though

[–]DanOlympia -4 points-3 points ago

It's infuriating, isn't it?

[–]gaping_butthole 2 points3 points ago

i can dig it

[–]--Repetitive-- 0 points1 point ago

Redditor for 4 months. Everything checks out.

Now for the interview. Mr.Gaping Asshole, have you ever thought your name would've been of any relevance or did this chance take you off guard?

[–]Pg21_SubsecD_Pgrph12 -1 points0 points ago

No! I'm expressing myself as a sexual being, not an object. You must have missed the memo.

[–]still_had_sex 25 points26 points ago

Most of those girls don't show their faces. When they make those posts it's totally anonymous so why is it that they can't be considered shy? They might possibly be shy in their daily lives and project a totally different persona from their "gonewild" selves.

[–]thatdogoverthere 5 points6 points ago

Because they're probably just trying to hide their identity for job security/privacy/not pissing off the boyfriend/parents might find it reasons. I call that having a brain, not being shy.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

I don't see how they're different. It's basically: I want people to appreciate my body but I don't want them to judge me for it. ...especially if they know me

[–]kezeran 1 point2 points ago

Parents? But what if someone faps to their own daughter without knowing?

[–]NastiMoose 0 points1 point ago

....my god.

[–]twinglockfortys 0 points1 point ago

I want to know what someone said to make her react like that

[–]statikuz 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea... here's the video, about 6:44 in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dUvnxkqPD0

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

i just want to see girl parts

[–]nineteen_eightyfour 23 points24 points ago

"This is my first time, I'm shy and think I'm super ugly. So here's 10 photos of my asshole, am I pretty?"

[–]BeenWildin 1 point2 points ago

This is a clever comment right here.

[–]BloodyNobody 8 points9 points ago

Someone's going to post a wall of text about courage.

[–]soulofWren[!] 7 points8 points ago

Someone's going to come over and bitch out random comments for being against The Almighty Gonewild.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 3 points4 points ago

Someone is going to start a circle-jerking comment train

[–]Doctor_Loggins 3 points4 points ago

Someone gets excited in a chapel yard, catches a bouquet. Another lays a dozen white roses on a grave.

[–]undeniablycool 0 points1 point ago

To be yourself is all that you can do.

[–]danneh1017 8 points9 points ago

Although I certainly wouldn't mind if Jennifer Lawrence decided to put herself on GoneWild.

[–]sheerslenderman 0 points1 point ago

I could mentally hear voice say "Okay"....

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

"I'm so shy and withdrawn tehee, now here's a picture of my anus hole"

[–]NYcop21 8 points9 points ago

attention whores. all of them. lol "Oh my god, daddy didn't love me enough, here's a picture of my freshly bleached asshole"

[–]SecretarySlayer 21 points22 points ago

I feel you bro nothing pisses me off more than a bunch of young, vulnerable, insecure girls posting naked pictures of themselves online for me to masturbate to.

[–]fodrox04 14 points15 points ago

But, in all honesty, who still masturbates to pictures anymore?

[–]Pwoshi 0 points1 point ago

I remember one of them posted a video. It was very nice.

[–]NotANoveltyUser 2 points3 points ago

Gifs man. Gifs are where its at.

[–]shadowjeffknowsbest 1 point2 points ago

I'll be right back.

[–]jellyfungus 8 points9 points ago

And a lot more pictures of unbleached assholes .

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador 6 points7 points ago

I also hate it when I run out of detangler for my neckbeard.

[–]ILoveTrance 2 points3 points ago

And their stupid mirror-shots. I want to shoot myself in the foot every time I see someone do this.

[–]swishy22 1 point2 points ago

Yeah pictures of hot naked chicks in the mirror is so fucking irritating

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 1 point2 points ago

I know right? When I pay my monthly reddit bill, I expect better quality than this! I'll tell you what, if this situation doesn't improve I'll have to start contributing and voting instead of complaining. Don't all the reddit fees I pay cover that?

[–]cosmickitty 1 point2 points ago

Why stop at mirror shots? Demand HD cameras so you can count the hair on their ass.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 1 point2 points ago

which better be zero! otherwise I shall write scathing comments to show my indignation! Ha! Ha!

[–]DanOlympia 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ, is every comment in this thread the same "here's my butthole" joke?

[–]NYcop21 0 points1 point ago

yes. stick to what works

[–]1Ender -4 points-3 points ago

Hey man, don't hate the player hate the game.

[–]Maxpowers01 6 points7 points ago

maybe they are shy IRL and they don't care much on GW cause its online

[–]ticklemepenis 2 points3 points ago

Exactly, it's like someone saying "I'm shy" on an internet forum and people saying "Nuh uh, look you are talking to people now!"

It is a completely different scenario online than it is in real life. Much more privacy and anonymity. Fuck, I am the shyest person I know, and if I were a girl I would probably post boobies online if I got bored one day.

[–]sarahgogo 4 points5 points ago

Why are all of these about gaping assholes? Am I missing the gaping asshole trend on gw?

[–]bigbendalibra 1 point2 points ago

yes.

[–]cosmickitty 1 point2 points ago

Its not as popular as people make it out to be. Rarely is there a gaping asshole, but when there is it is normally pretty popular.

[–]sarahgogo 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I've been scrolling for a half an hour...I saw one by request and it wasn't gaping..it was more like peeping

[–]cosmickitty 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a few in the year and half since I've been visiting GW but not near as many as what people like to make it out to be. Its not even that common to see close up vaginas.

[–]sarahgogo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah well if I were a guy I wouldn't want to whack off to a giant vagina on my computer screen. There's gotta be some thought put into the pic. Ya know make it all seductive and what not.

[–]cosmickitty 0 points1 point ago

I can't get off to a picture, but I really do wish some posters would put more thought into their pictures. The higher quality pictures tend to get more karma/comments so why not take 10 extra minutes to pick up your room and set up some decent lighting.

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 1 point2 points ago

Open any gw thread. Gapes. Gapes everywhere. Apparently the masses enjoy a foot deep view into your intestines... I have no idea why.

[–]denizenKRIM 0 points1 point ago

I distinctly remember this being a new trend in porn about 2 years back. Really confusing times for my boner. I blame Mike Adriano.

[–]sarahgogo -2 points-1 points ago

Ummm I have NEVER posted my ass gaping. I don't even think it has that capability!

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 5 points6 points ago

Well I guess one person not doing it means it doesn't happen at all, ever, despite all contrary evidence!

[–]sarahgogo -1 points0 points ago

Haha no I didn't say never but hey girls browse gw too and I have yet to find one. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough. Usually I see "I'm so shy here's a pic of my massive tits be nice!"

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 5 points6 points ago

I would say about 55-60% of posts on gw include some kind of ass-gapery. I was able to find 5 different posts on the front page quite easily. Im pretty sure I saw some chicks stomach lining up there.

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[–]sarahgogo 1 point2 points ago

Ha! I don't post bc I want attention. I post because it turns me on to know guys are thinking of my naked body. You don't have to be an asshole. I don't care what gets you off so don't worry about what gets me off

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[–]sarahgogo 2 points3 points ago

You're so funny:) if this is your nice account well then is hate to see your mean one. Have a lovely fucking weekend on your high ass horse:)

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[–]sarahgogo 0 points1 point ago

Actually I'm having a pajama party this weekend so I will have to reschedule the whole neck beard thing. But you may attend my pajama party if you'd like. There will be biscuits and gravy, bacon, and chocolate chip pancakes

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[–]rarkai 2 points3 points ago

Wow, so brave making fun of gonewild, no ones ever done that before.

[–]thepony88[S] 68 points69 points ago

agreed. OPs a faggot

[–]trollSpermDonor 4 points5 points ago

Can I also agree that OP is a faggot?

[–]lol-da-mar-s-cool 2 points3 points ago

Wow, so brave, making fun of people that make fun of gonewild.

META

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts -1 points0 points ago

wow, so brave, starting circle jerk comments to whore all the karma

no one's ever done that before

[–]lol-da-mar-s-cool 1 point2 points ago

Wow, complaining about circlejerk comments to whore all the karma.

No one has ever done that before.

[–]butterfluck 3 points4 points ago

They just make it so easy...

[–]WhyAyala -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe if you're lucky a gonewild poster will see you defend her honor and want to marry you.

[–]Japeth 4 points5 points ago

I don't get why this is the go-to critique of /r/gonewild. I just checked and there's not one mention of the poster being shy in any post on their front page. It seems poster are much more likely to act like they're doing everyone a favor by uploading.

Some of the headlines right now:

  • You guys were right, I do have a huge ass [f]or a white girl.... so here is an album!

  • A petite girl's best asset ;) [f]

  • I'm just a horny 19yo who loves being a [f]ilthy slut in front of strangers... comment what you want and I'll upload it

  • Wet and swollen, just begging to be mounted. ;) [f]

I don't think there's much feigning innocence there, at least not anymore.

[–]WhyAyala 2 points3 points ago

It's here and there, not all the time but enough to be noticeable. It just makes you want to roll your eyes because their actions greatly contradict their words.

[–]cosmickitty 0 points1 point ago

There are a ton of 'I'm shy... be gentle... does GW like ..?' titles. Personally I try to come up with witty titles cause its boring as hell to see basically the same title over and over.

[–]bigbendalibra -1 points0 points ago

Its more like a critique of multiple subreddits (gw, milfs, curvy, thick, ass, yogapants, nsfw etc) but using GW as the example because it is the most popular one i think. Trust me... there are a lot of submissions where girls preface there title with "I'm shy but...."

EDIT: For the dick that downvoted me. (most likely the guy i replied to) NSFW

[–]Doctor_Loggins -1 points0 points ago

"I'm shy. Butt!"

[–]trollSpermDonor -1 points0 points ago

First off, I have no idea why, I am not even subscribed and I downvote every single post; but, GoneWild is constantly on my front page. I see the "shy" shit all the time.

[–]living-silver -1 points0 points ago

Is GGW still around even?

[–]310_nightstalkers -1 points0 points ago

does anyone have a link to the video of this? I am very curious as to what/who she is giving attitude to.

[–]irrelevant_thoughts -1 points0 points ago

I am shy but..... I want to fuck her, can i fuck her, let me fuck her, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk her!

[–]Nailing -1 points0 points ago

I up vote every thing with Jennifer Lawrence on it

[–]SethThaDino 0 points1 point ago

I always end up watching this gif like 10 times..

[–]my3rd_throwaway -4 points-3 points ago

As a girl who's posted on gonewild before, let me explain:

I'm not shy about my body.

I love my body. (Hence the exhibitionism.)

But I do like to take on an "Oh, I'm so shy and flirty!" persona.

It just makes things feel...I don't know, naughtier? Like, "I'm such a good girl, I'd never do anything like this normally."

Plus, that's what all the other women were doing.

I can't speak for anyone else, though.

[–]Taku_Masuko 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much this, it's an act for most. The ones you should probably worry about are the ones that aren't acting, but really mean it, because they could be a bit crazy.

But in the end their craziness shouldn't matter too much, unless they start trying to hook up with people. So, not a huge deal.

[–]Jeteroll -3 points-2 points ago

Who is that again?

[–]thepony88[S] 4 points5 points ago

jennifer lawrence

[–]Rizzpooch -5 points-4 points ago

And she is?

[–]T_Gracchus 1 point2 points ago

She is an actress. She got a best actress nomination for Winter's Bone and she starred in the Hunger Games.

[–]lol-da-mar-s-cool -1 points0 points ago

hunger games

[–]mxdawson -1 points0 points ago

Sofaking HOT!!

[–]fodrox04 -2 points-1 points ago

*we todd ed

[–]watchout5 -3 points-2 points ago

I'll only post more pictures if you guys like these.

[–]vertigo1083 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, this is logical.

[–]omgitsfall -2 points-1 points ago

JENNIFER LAWRENCE!

[–]anathema30 1 point2 points ago

There are a good portion who are actually shy. Otherwise why would they be bothering showing their goods on the Internet if they had the confidence to do so irl?

[–]Mr_Ected -1 points0 points ago

"Shy girl here. Hey check out this 443 pic album o[f] my gaping asshole!"

[–]ATrendeeConclusion 1 point2 points ago

And then everyone goes and masturbates to GW afterwards.

[–]Jesamit 1 point2 points ago

Confession bear:

I just like the gif, so I upvoted regardless of context

[–]Cornered_rat 0 points1 point ago

me too bro, it's a good one

[–]lBioTech -1 points0 points ago

Gonewild is a sad place.

[–]ticklemepenis 1 point2 points ago

Why can't they be shy?

I would wager that a lot of them are very nervous about posting their bodies online because they don't have the highest self esteem. Which is probably why they are posting in the first place, they are hoping for some good feedback to raise their confidence. In the mean time, however, they are nervous/shy/whatever you want to call it.

It makes sense that shy people would post online too, since the criticism they are afraid of is easier to brush off than real life.

[–]3xHooray -1 points0 points ago

"My daddy says I'm the BEST kisser!"

I immediately regret that. Not enough to not hit enter though.

[–]sydneygamer -3 points-2 points ago

I'm really nervous so here is my spread anus.

[–]fallsdownstairsdaily -2 points-1 points ago

BITCHES KNOW THEY JUST BE LIKING THE ATTENTION!

[–]kenvsryu -3 points-2 points ago

why hate on chix? a girl maybe?

[–]allergic_to_people -1 points0 points ago

Yes we all know that porn plots are fake

[–]Lakolguy -3 points-2 points ago

i love this gif though, it fits these situations perfectly

[–]DeadKnight150 -2 points-1 points ago

STOP USING THIS GIF PIECE OF SHIT.

[–]2hot2sexy4u -5 points-4 points ago

this one's for you sluts

[–]justinbeefer -5 points-4 points ago

My favorite is when they post something that YOU requested... you wouldn't have "requested" it in the first place if they hadn't offered. It's like they're saying "O.k. I guess I'll do it since you said you wanted it so badly." "I never thought about doing this before you requested it... it wasn't premeditated or anything..." "Nope."

[–]MKiley117 -3 points-2 points ago

Feeling really down about how I look lately. Here's a picture of my asshole.

[–]nowthatssarcasm -3 points-2 points ago

I think this is one of my favorite gifs ever.

[–]Wildfire9 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit, I immediately clicked on a GW link right after viewing this without even thinking... that's gotta mean something right?

[–]ModernAlias -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, yeah. Fuck all you, we've got a system going. Seriously, though, the thing that amuses me about gonewild is that it's hot girl war. Occasionally some poor person wanders in and gets shot to peices, and we have to drag her into cover and dress her wounds while the rest of them unload clips of asshole shots at each other.

[–]Shanrock831 -2 points-1 points ago

This coming from someone that's never posted on GW.

[–]Baconopolis -5 points-4 points ago

I am so very shy, so here's a picture of my anus.

[–]jewkiddinme -4 points-3 points ago

I find this gif weird...it looks like she has no teeth..

[–]s1thl0rd -3 points-2 points ago

Yea, sort of like all those people who are like "I'm shy and forever alone" won't millions of Redditors share in my self-esteem issues?