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[–]CardboardHeatshield 139 points140 points ago

Hmmmm, I wonder if this is a repost.....

There aren't nearly enough comments here shouting "REPOST!" for me to be 100% certain...

[–]XeonProductions 3 points4 points ago

It gets to the point where you have seen so much content that when something gets reposted it only looks vaguely familiar and you can't really remember if you've seen it or not.

[–]damontoo 1 point2 points ago

If you just scream repost on every post, I think you'll end up with a net gain of karma.

[–]durktown 18 points19 points ago

I think sometimes, even we get tired of calling out reposts. Reddit really loses its novelty when I spend 40% of my time looking at reposts, 40% of my time calling out people on reposts, and 20% of my time enjoying new original content (or at least content I haven't seen yet).

[–]scott_lappi 60 points61 points ago

I think sometimes, even we get tired of calling out reposts. Reddit really loses its novelty when I spend 40% of my time looking at reposts, 40% of my time calling out people on reposts, and 20% of my time enjoying new original content (or at least content I haven't seen yet).

[–]scott_lappi 32 points33 points ago

Repost.

[–]McBurger 20 points21 points ago

Did you call out yourself?

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 10 points11 points ago

Did you call yourself out?

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 8 points9 points ago

Repost.

[–]Baroxx 3 points4 points ago

Repost.

[–]itsreaditpeople 1 point2 points ago

you can't call out a call outer!

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 2 points3 points ago

you can't call out a call outer!

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 1 point2 points ago

Repost!

[–]itsreaditpeople 1 point2 points ago

I'm off to find where this has happened before. I'll post if I find anything.

[–]Matthew94 3 points4 points ago

repost?

[–]scott_lappi 6 points7 points ago

re-repost

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

Yes, you knew that before I posted that comment.

[–]Vanderrr 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]durktown 1 point2 points ago

I was so confused at first.

[–]doesntakethehighroad 4 points5 points ago

The bitching about reposts is 4 times worse to wade through than the reposts. You want to know why? I can see the reposts from the listing page, dismiss it, and move to the next one very quickly. However with the bitching I have to navigate to the comments and scroll through page after page of bitching, bitching, and more bitching.

[–]cyclicamp 7 points8 points ago

If you don't spend 40% of your time calling out people, and proportionally use that time towards the other two activities, you will then have 33% of your time towards enjoying new-to-you content. This is a 66% improvement in your time spending.

[–]durktown 0 points1 point ago

That was kind of my point though. CardboardHeatShield was wondering why so few people were calling the OP out on his repost. I saying that, at least to me, calling out reposts is getting wearing so I'm trying to spend less time doing it and more time enjoying the bits of Reddit I can.

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points ago

Umm... I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm...

[–]Evan12203 1 point2 points ago

If there weren't blatant reposts in the first place, we could all spend 100% of our time here creating and enjoying OC.

[–]cyclicamp 0 points1 point ago

Baby steps.

[–]DucWolfe 3 points4 points ago

Seeing too many reposts? If so, your time here is coming to an end. Thanks for staying though, glad you enjoyed the gallery, and stop by a few years from now and there might be some new stuff.

[–]mypetridish 4 points5 points ago

fuck off man. not all of us spend 24/7 on reddit and to us, some of the posts are indeed, not repost. how do you think they get upvoted to the front pag eover and over again? New old (but perhaps not as active) reddit users who havent seen them upvoted the posts.

Stop bitching about reposts, you fuck face./

[–]TheMacallan18 -3 points-2 points ago

YEAH! Tell 'em fuckfaces!

[–]Geekotronic 0 points1 point ago

Maybe spend a little less time on reddit then you ridiculous twatsock.

[–]yeahokwhynot 5 points6 points ago

Complaints about reposts are far and away more annoying than the reposts themselves, and are one of the worst things about the reddit community.

[–]durktown -1 points0 points ago

Im not saying you're wrong but I have two rebuttals to this.

First, I feel like for the most part people complaining about reposts are much easier to ignore than the reposts themselves. When you click on a link you don't know what to expect. When it turns out to be something you saw yesterday or last week it really feels like a waste of your time. Especially when it happens every 5 links. At least when you enter a comments section you know that people will be complaining about it being a repost so you can either just ignore it or circle jerk it like so many people do.

My other point is that in many ways people who come to complain about reposts aren't complaining about the unoriginality of the post. Rather we are voicing our disagreement about a system that encourages reposts. If I saw a repost everyone once in a while that would be one thing because obviously reposts are inevitable. What I have a problem with is the fact that Karma has been turned into a form of currency for Redditors. People are now placing much more emphasis on Karma whoring than they are share things they find interesting. Anyway there's my two cents.

[–]HittingSmoke 3 points4 points ago

And to rebut that:

That's complete bullshit. You can usually tell if you've seen something from a combination of the title and thumbnail, click hide and move the fuck on with your life. If those inconsequential seconds are a "waste of your time" then you need to reevaluate how you spend your time or just accept that you're already wasting it and stop expecting the whole of the internet to bend to your will so you can feel slightly less so.

Comments you have to wade through to get to discussion and when people who are so fucking boring and pathetic that they find the whole concept of a circle jerk fun come to upvote comments which contribute nothing to the conversation that becomes a lot of posts by entitled twats shouting "REPOST" and copy/pasting karmadecay tables as if it makes them original or witty in some way.

Nobody gives a shit about people's disagreement with "the system". Reposts get upvoted because people haven't seen them or they think they're funny enough for a second bout. The motives are fucking irrelevant. Obviously more people are enjoying the submission that not enjoying it because it's not being buried.

"The downvote button is for comments which add nothing to the discussion"

Nothing adds less to the discussion than shouting "REPOST" or the cunty and pretentious "For more information see karmadecay.com" comments. You all bitch and whine about reposts as if it's against some form of unwritten etiquette while directly violating actual established etiquette.

[–]GodGinger 0 points1 point ago

I get on reddit a few times a week. and when i do i like to see content that is new to me.

Seeing as i don't get on very often that pretty much covers everything i see.

You know whats not new though?

People crying repost on EVERY SINGLE THREAD.

I get it, people repost. but for people like me who don't get on very often, that doesn't matter, but when the top three comments are people bitching about repost it gets really aggravating and makes the comments pretty much useless.

[–]starfirexy -3 points-2 points ago

real Source?

[–]I-fixed-nothing -2 points-1 points ago

Hmmmm, I wonder if this is a repost.....

There aren't nearly enough comments here shouting "REPOST!" for me to be 100% certain...

FTFY

[–]Harrison426 21 points22 points ago

My boss did something very similar. I was in his office and he stood next to me as I looked out his window overlooking downtown. He says if you work real hard, someday this city... all this... will be mine.

[–]Taubin 253 points254 points ago

I can't wait till next week when this gets reposted for the 3rd time in 3 weeks! It will be great!

[–]buildingwithclay 58 points59 points ago

OP set goals and is determined, but doesn't want to work hard or put in the long hours to come up with original content.

[–]pizzatime 19 points20 points ago

If you work hard and set goals, you can make this the top comment next time. Determined.

[–]buildingwithclay 1 point2 points ago

Then I can't wait for next week!

[–]42WalabyWay 15 points16 points ago

Hey, dick, some of us here didn't see it any of the previous 2 weeks so, yeah, I appreciate the "repost" cuz it MADE ME LAUGH.

[–]ConansBeard 4 points5 points ago

I set a notice on my calendar for you

[–]McBurger 1 point2 points ago

I have a notice on my calendar for reposting an image in about one more month, which is when it will be very relevant again. I have been waiting for the day for that sexy karma.

[–]pizzatime 1 point2 points ago

No doubt, every 15k the mods send you a replacement real doll balloon knot.

[–]Thaddiousz 1 point2 points ago

I hate that I saw that post too...

[–]SirNeptune -3 points-2 points ago

I posted my first repost yesterday because the blueprint for how to do it was posted in the comments. It was the Stanley from the office reactiongif titled something like "when I meet a redditor IRL" and then someone in the comments posted a screenshot from the all time top posts in reactiongifs. I missed my cake day a month ago and had an awesome fffffuuuuuuu comic for it, but work got hectic and I missed it. So, I went to the all time tops of reaction gifs, scrolled down a little and reposted a gif with pretty much the exact same title.

TL;DR my 250 karma from a repost feels diiirrrrrty. =(

[–]bigbendalibra 24 points25 points ago

The people that cry repost are dicks. If everybody has seen this then who in the hell is upvoting it? obviously a lot of people haven't seen it, including myself, and i am subscribed to r/jokes but that doesn't mean i've read every joke that's posted there.

I came to the comment section to see if people might've had a quip, pun or a variation of the joke themselves but i have to sift thru dozens of comments calling it a repost instead.

You wanna know what else is a repost? THE WORD "REPOST"!!!!!

[–]HeadCrusher3000 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even know there was a joke subreddit! I "LOL"ed for sure lol

[–]seconddealer 9 points10 points ago

Man your battle stations!

Also, this was reposted as a screen shot to avoid self posting it and therefore reap repost karma.

[–]fergie434 3 points4 points ago

If I haven't seen it its new to me

[–]Tildryn 4 points5 points ago

Never seen it before. Fuck off.

[–]TheShadowCat 1 point2 points ago

At least OP didn't claim it was his/her boss.

[–]mdolphins2001 0 points1 point ago

I call dibs!

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[–]Lej 2 points3 points ago

Why is this link asking jeev's

[–]scott_lappi 2 points3 points ago

I thought Jeevs died back in the early 2000s... is he asking zombie Jeevs?

[–]ilikefruitydrinks 0 points1 point ago

Altavista is where it's at.

[–]Kensin 0 points1 point ago

It's spam. please report this asshat.

[–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

How the hell is what the fuck is this

[–]Kensin 1 point2 points ago

it's spam. please report this.

[–]FountainsOfFluids 32 points33 points ago

I love this!

And apparently I missed all the other times it was posted somehow.

[–]jstone0402 9 points10 points ago

Me too apparently

[–]Animal89 5 points6 points ago

So true, I remember my boss tried to make me a manager but refused to give me a raise, then the next day he bought a new Maserati. Fuck that guy.

[–]axracer25 30 points31 points ago

/r/Jokes -> Facebook -> /r/funny -> 9gag?

[–]im11andwutisthis 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, this is the first full cycle of a post I've personally witnessed. Saw it on /r/Jokes not 5 days ago

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

You go on 9gag?

[–]Fushigidane 13 points14 points ago

                        ┌──┐
                        │  v

/r/Jokes -> Facebook -> /r/funny -> 9gag

                        ^  │
                        └──┘

[–]superatheist95 2 points3 points ago

Because things are only re posted on reddit.

[–]antonvowl 5 points6 points ago

/r/Jokes -> Facebook -> /r/funny -> 9gag -> /r/Jokes ...

FTFY

[–]Abomonog 12 points13 points ago

There must be a population here that absolutely must see every post in reddit.

Reposts happen, but it usually takes 2 times before enough people know it's a repost to matter at all. And even then it never really matters. It gets reposted again. I understand the not wanting reposts all the time but stalking the reddits for them is going a bit too far.

[–]Ravenhaft 4 points5 points ago

I spend hours browsing reddit every day, and haven't seen this. I don't know what these people do to see so many posts.

[–]Abomonog 2 points3 points ago

OCD, I guess. Must... see... them... all!

[–]ja_bour 28 points29 points ago

[–]Rab_Legend 14 points15 points ago

You just need to keep reposting

[–]logicalthinker1 2 points3 points ago

like a boss

[–]Garrickus -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure this was just a Sickipedia joke.

[–]MadhouseMedic 0 points1 point ago

Must be a republican

[–]cleverdiction 2 points3 points ago

This reminds me of the time an asshole dentist told my dad that his next visit for a scheduled root canal will make his Porsche payment for the month. If this guy wasn't a douche, it would have been funny....

[–]cleverdiction -1 points0 points ago

Right before I hit send, I noticed I had wrote "if this guy want a douche..." omg. I should have just left it

[–]buddamus 4 points5 points ago

How it really works, "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."

[–]otakucode 11 points12 points ago

While that is highly unlikely (those at the top do not retire like workers lower on the totem pole, almost all executive positions are held by those from the Baby Boomer generation and it will remain that way for another 20-30 years), the good news is that when your work hours expand to 12 a day, its usually because you get to count your dinners, weekend fun, and vacations as 'work' because you do them with other bosses and call it 'business'.

[–]simjanes2k 2 points3 points ago

As a business owner who works damn near 100 hours every week in the busy season, I can refute this. Vehemently.

Sometimes hard work and risks do just pay off.

[–]crash331 2 points3 points ago

boss != owner

[–]newguy57 3 points4 points ago

Our society orients itself towards "going to work". Now, work is necessary. Bridges need to be built and repaired, streets need to be swept, food needs to be processed, clothes made, etc. Work will always be necessary to meet our need to survive.

But here is the problem. Unemployment. One cannot simply command work to meet their needs, it depends on if work is available. If 6 billion people on the face of the earth all of demands for food, clothing, shelter, etc, certainly in aggregate their should be enough work to go around. But that isn't the case. While an animal, through foraging (=work) can satisfy their demand for food, a human being with a similar demand for food simply can't. He or she must find employment. So human demands, work, and employment are unbalanced.

Then there is the role of money, which valuates work and determines how much each person can buy of the world's produce. And land ownership.

tl;dr work =! money =! employment =! needs.

[–]Pit_of_Death 2 points3 points ago

[–]BPond -1 points0 points ago

Repost or not... why was this cool in the first place? What am I not understanding here?

[–]greg_lw 0 points1 point ago

how capitalism works

[–]Sirenair 0 points1 point ago

[–]dspin153 5 points6 points ago

wat

[–]Evan12203 5 points6 points ago

If you have RES, you can open the link he/she posted by pressing 1.

This is the link. Stupid, yes.

[–]dspin153 2 points3 points ago

I do have res, but I didn't know about the pressing 1 feature, that's awesome thanks for telling me!.....I was kind of referring to the weird/non sensical meme that the user posted

[–]Evan12203 0 points1 point ago

I didn't either until just now. If you hover over the little "[1]" that comes up when you click on his/her post, it will say "press 1 to open link."

[–]Nenor 0 points1 point ago

Oh yea?! Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

[–]Sirenair 0 points1 point ago

Oh noo! Good thing i'll be back in stock in a few mins. :D

[–]droivod 2 points3 points ago

Is his last name Ryan and is his first name Paul?

[–]zZPPBTOZz -1 points0 points ago

1.Replace black squares with "Motherfucker" 2.Profit

[–]wehateporn 0 points1 point ago

haha, great line, it's good when you boss has a sense of humor

[–]nopunchespulled 0 points1 point ago

shoulda said "let me have that one, and its a deal"

[–]prep20 1 point2 points ago

My Boss pulled up in an brand new Audi r8 today...I know that feel

[–]blehm98 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, the repair bills are expensive

[–]crispier 1 point2 points ago

Too true.

[–]CrysisRelief 0 points1 point ago

A copy and paste joke makes the front page? =(

[–]danmocz 1 point2 points ago

Whether this is a repost or not, i would buy the shit out of a beer for that guy.

[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Walzmart mofos!

[–]SalomonG18 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought the black rectangles were cuss words?

[–]jstohler 1 point2 points ago

Coming from a tech manager, that sounds like some grade A bullshit.

[–]ekaceerf 0 points1 point ago

That must explain my boss's new motorcycle and his pep talk with me saying I need to follow up with my coworkers to get them to do more.

[–]Woden1Eye 1 point2 points ago

be funny if it weren't so fucking tragically true

[–]BunRabbit -1 points0 points ago

It's new to me. So, it's not a repost.

But, would a boss be that much of a jerk to say such thing. That's just inviting a keying.

[–]sphigel -1 points0 points ago

I think you're overly butthurt. If my boss said that to me I'd laugh my ass off. Just because someone makes more money than you doesn't mean they're a dick. They may even have a sense of humor!

[–]doubleherpes -2 points-1 points ago

it just means that capitalism is inherently exploitative.

...but just because greed is a common sin in the western world doesn't mean it's okay either. it's up to us as individuals to care for those trampled by this economic system. if your boss buys toys instead of helping others, they are in fact a dick.

[–]sphigel 1 point2 points ago

You must have worked a bunch of shitty jobs. Most bosses I've had have been respectable people. If your own jealousy precludes you from bonding with people who make more money than you then you have a serious problem.

If you can show me an economic system that has done more to further the plight of the common man than capitalism I would be glad to hear it. You can't just look at wage gaps you have to look at the living conditions of the poor and middle class. Under capitalism the conditions of the poor are always improving. The cost of goods and services go down and buying power goes up due to efficiencies brought about by competition and time.

[–]DemonstrativePronoun 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it's just because I've been watching 30 Rock for the past 72 hours but I read that in Jack Donaghy's voice.

[–]TheAtron 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else replace the blanked out parts with the word shit?

[–]eXo5 0 points1 point ago

I think this might be as old as g0atse man... I think that's what the internet REALLY needs...

The g0atse meme.

[–]Firepower01 0 points1 point ago

I like him because he's honest, but I hate him even more because he's honest.

[–]ohshitimincollege 0 points1 point ago

This was genuinely funny haha.

[–]BigBlackTitDragon -1 points0 points ago

I saw that last week on r/jokes

[–]s2upid -2 points-1 points ago

you should unsubscribe to it then /spoilers.

[–]High5theCactus 0 points1 point ago

I know its only one up vote, but i appreciate your joke, so much that I had to tell you.

[–]High5theCactus 0 points1 point ago

Yes it was on jokes you are correct, and I know i like to be validated!

[–]poleethman 1 point2 points ago

Leave it on facebook.

[–]Fukka_Upvote 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me that later on you slashed his tires.

[–]timescrucial 1 point2 points ago

like a true 1%er

[–]diggpthoo 1 point2 points ago

umm guys, STFU BOUT REPOSTS. I saw it today and I'm always (mostly) on reddit.

If you don't want reposts maybe submit more OC yourself or just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

That's it, a friendly message from fellow redditor :)

[–]uberlizard -1 points0 points ago

I've got a newer car than my boss does, and he doesn't give a shit. And my car ain't new at all. He seems a little more concerned with keeping the business going than with driving an expensive penis substitute.

[–]schrankage -4 points-3 points ago

Oh to be in the 1%...

[–]SAA_9 -1 points0 points ago

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[–]overused-meme-alert 7 points8 points ago

LIKE A BOSS

W e e E O O WEEEOO W E E e O O

.

[–]shinshanjr 2 points3 points ago

wow, you don't quit.

[–]silverstruk -3 points-2 points ago

This is a quote from a movie. op is a faggot

[–]jonosvision 1 point2 points ago

"My boss says the funniest things"

Edit: Okay, it wasnt my boss it was my friends boss on FB, he made the post.

Edit Edit: Oh my friend just said he got it somewhere else.

[–]lolturtle -1 points0 points ago

wut ಠ_ಠ

[–]jewelsbyshari -1 points0 points ago

Your boss and my boss must be the same guy.

[–]Jonny_Watts -2 points-1 points ago

If you work hard, and keep reposting, you will have enough karma to afford a new car next year.

[–]chrisgrizle -2 points-1 points ago

[–]facecrash12 0 points1 point ago

This is just WRONG! It's like Romney...

[–]tonybanks 0 points1 point ago

What about those in 3rd world who work long hours and hard and get nothing in return?

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste -1 points0 points ago

Not my problem.

[–]Patsby -4 points-3 points ago

not sure guys, this seems like a repost r/repostfuckshit

[–]leredditgeneral -3 points-2 points ago

Reddit General here, my field agents seem to have identified this content as a repost. I suggest you take it down before I send you back to reddit boot camp to learn your memes all over again. Fight on men! Don't let reposts take the karma we fight so hard for!

[–]2hot2sexy4u -4 points-3 points ago

how the fuck can this generic bullshit make it to front page? SHAME ON YOU PUBLIC SHAME ON YOUR SOULS