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[–]NuclearMind 347 points348 points ago

i found this on a reverse image search, so you can use that to put in on a sweater or some shit.

[–]metgear311 80 points81 points ago

[–]BallFlavin 14 points15 points ago

I'm thinking of putting THAT on the back of a black hoodie, especially since I'm in TN.

[–]Uriniass 1 point2 points ago

Best place to go is vista print I've had a few shirts and hoodies made in the past.

[–]Spazit 3 points4 points ago

These subreddits may be relevant to your interests.

/r/catsinclothes

/r/CatsInBusinessAttire

/r/catswithshoes

/r/CatsStandingUp

[–]tuckeee 12 points13 points ago

dope! nice find bruva!

[–]Soulshred 360 points361 points ago

$200 to anyone who can find OP a date afterwards.

[–]massaikosis 176 points177 points ago

i guarantee i could get a date wearing this. 100%. and at least a 7 or up

[–]regalunicorn 229 points230 points ago

Yea, you could get loads of 7 year-olds with it. Guaranteed.

[–]therestruth 109 points110 points ago

You pet my kitty now I pet yours...

[–]scared2mosh 128 points129 points ago

Well that's enough Internet for today...

[–]Excentinel 85 points86 points ago

Not for me. I wanna see if he actually takes a seat over there.

[–]JoeLeedale 7 points8 points ago

Cake day upvote

[–]Airplane_Mode 5 points6 points ago

Regular day downvote

[–]Dokbokki 31 points32 points ago

[–]benbentenn 2 points3 points ago

love this gif. is there sound for it though?

[–]foxxinsox 22 points23 points ago

If a guy asked me for a date while wearing this cat sweater, I'd be thrilled. It's fucking awesome.

[–]thetribute[S] 42 points43 points ago

I am happily taken as a matter of fact. And she's Ok with it!

[–]emelecfan2048 31 points32 points ago

But the million dollar question is "Will she be seen in public with you wearing the sweater?"

[–]thetribute[S] 36 points37 points ago

She said she would gladly accompany me on our strolls across town. She said she would even get a similar sweater.... Yes, I have a keeper:)

[–]emelecfan2048 21 points22 points ago

Congrats! I am very jeal.....proud of you >_>

[–]Portashotty 4 points5 points ago

Your parameters for a "keeper" are not very stringent.

[–]thetribute[S] 2 points3 points ago

There's many other reasons. But specifically this one as she allows me to be myself and enjoys the way I am and act :) its very nice.

[–]itssocoldintheD 3 points4 points ago

i would date the shit out of anyone with this sweater. Money please!

[–]ravibkjoshi 458 points459 points ago

My god can we make this our class sweatshirt.

[–]thetribute[S] 358 points359 points ago

I want to make this my stroll around the city, sweater.

[–]fr33th1nk3r 246 points247 points ago

I want to make it my only sweater - wearing it regardless of what social situation I find myself in.

[–]thetribute[S] 226 points227 points ago

I agree, I'd even wear it while having sex...

[–]zombiesunlimited 201 points202 points ago

I imagine Zach Galafanakis wearing this in the next hangover movie.

[–]JohnJohnMass 136 points137 points ago

he'll wear it in Hangover 6. It's a hilarious plot, they are going to go to this wild city for a wedding, get shitfaced and try to retrace their steps

[–]i_rape_moms 2 points3 points ago

In fact the 3rd will not even have this plot.

I'm not sure if they've started filming but I remember seeing that the next one would be about Allan (Galifanakis) getting interned in mental institution and the other guys trying to make him escape.

[–]diy_tripper 32 points33 points ago

I can just picture him getting hot 'n heavy with some lady, and they stumble to the bedroom where they start undressing each other...

She unbuttons Zach's pants while kissing his neck and then goes for the sweater, and all of a sudden the music stops. "NO! The Mr. Wrinklseworth sweater stays on, do you understand? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!?"

Close-up of his date's confused and slightly frightened face.

Then he re-adjusts the sweater in an unnecessarily-slow fashion, and mumbles a barely audible apology to the cat on his sweater. He turns back to his date and puts on a big smile. "Now where were we?" And the swanky music resumes.

[–]zombiesunlimited 6 points7 points ago

Someone get this man a director!

[–]Droidiq 30 points31 points ago

Lets open a petition for that.

[–]Jaytr0n 15 points16 points ago

Lets open a petition for them to not use the same movie plot for a third time

[–]zombiesunlimited 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, the franchise is called "The Hangover". Although, that's no excuse for bad writing.

[–]zombiesunlimited 25 points26 points ago

All in favor say "Ay"..

[–]SpoonyQuake 79 points80 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 54 points55 points ago

Close enough.

[–]notnorton 10 points11 points ago

Look who's talking!

[–]Awesomepossum17 56 points57 points ago

NOOOOOOO please don't

[–]thetribute[S] 60 points61 points ago

Love you:)

[–]HiVoltRock 23 points24 points ago

So the wife found out, eh?

[–]mortiphago 19 points20 points ago

mistress, actually. Wife only farks.

[–]MisterKetchup 9 points10 points ago

That..that won't be a problem.

[–]drewsus 7 points8 points ago

If I knew you owned this I'd require you to wear this during sex

[–]Spider_Rapist 5 points6 points ago

Wear it while masturbating and look the cat in the eyes as you finish.

[–]atoms_forpeace 2 points3 points ago

I think the idea of wanting this sweater precludes the notion of attaining sex

[–]jmurphy42 2 points3 points ago

I doubt you'd have the opportunity...

[–]DjackMeek 6 points7 points ago

Like Blake with his Bear Suit.

[–]The_Doctor_00 46 points47 points ago

[–]vanwarantion 8 points9 points ago

Buy link does not work

[–]Adium 3 points4 points ago

Clicked buy...., got a 404

[–]BECKSTERRRR 2 points3 points ago

All of the sweaters on that site are photoshopped. Which means we're all in for a huge disappointment.

[–]Sriracha_Bum 95 points96 points ago

I have a t shirt printing business. If I get a number of preorders, I will talk about putting them in a limited print production. EDIT: reply to SweetCatSweater@gmail.com to sign up to have your own printed.

EDIT 2: The only way we can make this happen is if I can get the sweatshirts for a decent price. The only way that will work is if we have at least 40+ replies. I will keep you posted on the details as soon as I get them worked out. Thanks for joining the list, I can't possibly keep everyone in the loop through reddit. We have 16 as of now.

EDIT3: Update! We have reached 49 as of this morning. Keep bringing in the requests. I cannot make up the order for shirts until Monday anyways. The more shirts we order, the cheaper they will be.

[–]Mylaptopisburningme 30 points31 points ago

If it's a t shirt printing business and not your home printer, sign me up.

[–]ericeastcoast 8 points9 points ago

me too

[–]thetribute[S] 15 points16 points ago

I`m down to support this.

[–]miz_me0w 9 points10 points ago

Dooooo it!!!!!

[–]WalkingPetriDish 5 points6 points ago

+1 please. Fuck, make it 2.

[–]codered1322 9 points10 points ago

make the vogue one from the site here until they tell you to cease and desist. On the FB page a ton of people requested it but they would never be able to make that one I think. PM me if you do.

http://sexy-sweaters.com/post/28107338442

[–]Antartic_Camel 4 points5 points ago

Please do this!

[–]LOUD_AS_FUCK 7 points8 points ago

I think that's my old catholic school uniform

[–]ilovemysneakers 11 points12 points ago

Why not Grumpy Cat?

[–]bird1337 10 points11 points ago

Why only $80?

[–]Mylaptopisburningme 2 points3 points ago

I want to wear that to punk shows.

[–]Axedude246 43 points44 points ago

I think I would wear this to a redditor's funeral.

[–]TeensiestPeeto 4 points5 points ago

Does it come in black?

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 5 points6 points ago

He was impaled by a narwhal. ;_;

[–]regalunicorn 31 points32 points ago

It's basically a Photoshop tumblr not an actual product yet. http://sexy-sweaters.com/

According to this they should be coming shortly so keep your eyes peeled! http://sexy-sweaters.com/faq

[–]JimmyKeepCool 10 points11 points ago

I want the one of Ellen so bad.

[–]JimmyKeepCool 43 points44 points ago

No wait, I take that back. I want this one

[–]hikemhigh 5 points6 points ago

"sexy-sweaters"

[–]WaveLasso 4 points5 points ago

Man i wish that was a shop. Those are some awesome jumpers.

[–]Ozug 3 points4 points ago

There's no way they're going to get the rights for all those images...

[–]Heckraiser2 62 points63 points ago

It's not perfect but here you go: http://dsmclothing.spreadshirt.com/cat-sweatshirt-A11188162/customize/color/231

If anyone else wants designs made let me know!

[–]donies 8 points9 points ago

It's beautiful.

[–]Helpfulandattractive 6 points7 points ago

It would probably be better if you had a cats tail coming up from the back of the sweatshirt.

[–]sickaments 8 points9 points ago

Welp, I bought it.

Now I just have to build up the courage to go walk around in public with it.

[–]Helpfulandattractive 2 points3 points ago

As the guy who came up with the selling point of "tail on back", I demand my very reasonable 30% cut.

[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 114 points115 points ago

[–]FatBoiiFlexxx 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of Mars Attack!

[–]thetribute[S] 20 points21 points ago

Ladies and Gentleman, I have purchased the Sweatshirt in question thanks to some people referring some design websites!

[–]seige_184 5 points6 points ago

Where did you get it from?

[–]Huntred 4 points5 points ago

Link so that we might have an awkward yet awesome time should we meet at a party?

[–]BellyHat 2 points3 points ago

Huzzah!

[–]Should_get_offline 2 points3 points ago

I need a way to get this for "a friend". What website did you use?

[–]e-wing 167 points168 points ago

Here I found it. Same basic shirt. I especially like the detail in the whiskers.

[–]TR1CKERY 188 points189 points ago

that's a beautiful butterfly...

[–]ShrewyLouie 30 points31 points ago

I've been told by my producer that this is not a butterfly at all...

[–]Procure 19 points20 points ago

Actually, it may in fact be a moth.

[–]Weregoose 38 points39 points ago

Genuine laughter.

[–]omicron8 17 points18 points ago

[–]sciencemax 4 points5 points ago

I'm glad I got this reference

[–]thetribute[S] 68 points69 points ago

You can't fool me Mrs. Parker

[–]less_is_less 2 points3 points ago

That's no cat, it's Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]idlefritz 38 points39 points ago

You can add it to your want. Doesn't look available to purchase.

[–]thetribute[S] 15 points16 points ago

Damn it! I need this!

[–]thetribute[S] 10 points11 points ago

you are a hero.

[–]TheSoundsOfScience 2 points3 points ago

Where did you get this?

[–]deathmunchlet 2 points3 points ago

omg how much

[–]CreaminFreeman 4 points5 points ago

Get it going and I'm in.

[–]juice_crew_all_stars 4 points5 points ago

This is a bunch of malarky!

[–]Endlessline 12 points13 points ago

So...I was testing that link on my phone and changed the last lowercase 's' into a capital 'S' on accident....don't do that...for the love of god...don't do that.

[–]Eatmyshorts91 71 points72 points ago

Happy? So, do I get the $80? Paypal standing by.

[–]8bitOrchid 335 points336 points ago

nigga that ain't no sweater.

[–]obereasy 104 points105 points ago

I want that quote on a sweater.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 25 points26 points ago

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 11 points12 points ago

Classy as fuck.

[–]Recon210 9 points10 points ago

[–]Eatmyshorts91 16 points17 points ago

I should mention that you can order it from the website advertised in the watermark.

[–]Overlyattachedhubby 4 points5 points ago

Will OP deliver?

[–]redvandal 40 points41 points ago

He said "80$" so here's your payment:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[–]Dosh82 42 points43 points ago

At first I thought, "there is no way there are 80 symbols there," but there are.

Not sure which is worse; that I cared, or that I counted.

[–]Swaggin_23 14 points15 points ago

There's actually only 79, count for yourself. If you got 80, I suggest you recount.

[–]Pesceman3 14 points15 points ago

Pasted into Word. Wordcount says 80 characters.

[–]Swaggin_23 21 points22 points ago

At least I got you to waste your time in some way

[–]claytakephotos 3 points4 points ago

I wanted to be stupid enough to count this. Then I remembered "Hey, I can just open up microsoft word and copy/paste".

I'm not telling any of you how many symbols there are.

[–]ZestyOne 0 points1 point ago

Wrong.

"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$".length => 80

[–]blueberrycuda 7 points8 points ago

Actually the $ is gonna go before the 80

[–]resisting_a_rest 9 points10 points ago

She does nudes!

[–]bernando2 28 points29 points ago

i'm assuming that sweater is made of only the finest cashmere/silk blend and retails for over $2000 msrp. good luck tho.

[–]saintoftaint 16 points17 points ago

I will give 100$ for anyone who can get me this one.

[–]eddwardd95 32 points33 points ago

[–]Tiberius666 24 points25 points ago

Just need the creepy uncle glasses to go with it.

[–]coleosis1414 10 points11 points ago

You mean like these?

[–]jj57347 18 points19 points ago

same goes to this one

[–]TXrichard 7 points8 points ago

Ill pay $85 for this sweater!

[–]benoitdl 7 points8 points ago

This looks a lot like a shirt I own.

[–]Babelfish14 5 points6 points ago

$150 to anyone who can get me this.

[–]Antartic_Camel 3 points4 points ago

Sweet mother of god.

[–]MrDocks 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/LrtjX.png I'm awful at photoshop. However my friends step dad owns a printing store and can make this happen.

[–]Matthew1337 20 points21 points ago

[–]awhitekid 5 points6 points ago

Tell me where you got this.

[–]wetkneehouston 5 points6 points ago

I can't tell if you're actually cute or if it's just the magnificent shirt.

[–]jerradlabrie 2 points3 points ago

I'll take 10

[–]the_real_spiderman 3 points4 points ago

Can anyone help me find this? i've googled the shit out of it, but i want it in a sweater http://www.animalshirts.net/dogshirts/10-3262.jpg Thank you and have a great day/night/morning

[–]lpisme 2 points3 points ago

http://www.themountain.com/ sells these - not sure if they have sweaters though.

[–]nycola 3 points4 points ago

Obligatory

For those of you unfamiliar with this, may I direct you to the reviews section.

[–]mrmaple 4 points5 points ago

Or you can get it here: http://wafflehouse.spreadshirt.com/

Took 2 seconds

[–]Alililele 6 points7 points ago

i want this on a shirt...pls someone gimme gimme

[–]admo_homo 17 points18 points ago

I can't handle the fact that so many people keep referring to this as a "sweater."

[–]onken022 15 points16 points ago

Crew neck sweatshirt is the term I believe.

[–]JimmyKeepCool 13 points14 points ago

What is it? Would sweat shirt be a more appropriate term?

[–]fressh 14 points15 points ago

For our friends in the UK, they refer to it as a Jumper.

[–]JimmyKeepCool 38 points39 points ago

That's hilarious. Jumpers around here are dresses for lil' girls.

[–]EmperorSweetballs 9 points10 points ago

Our friends in Australia would say jumper as well.

[–]n3rvousninja 13 points14 points ago

In America that's just a movie

[–]EmperorSweetballs 7 points8 points ago

Also cables for a car.

[–]Elderly_Man 2 points3 points ago

This sweater is going at the top of my Christmas wish list.

[–]rogue780 2 points3 points ago

Are you French Canadian?

[–]Actor412 2 points3 points ago

That'd be a lot funnier if they used grumpy cat.

[–]Ikit-Klaw 2 points3 points ago

What about the Merica one.

[–]BellyHat 1 point2 points ago

As a man who works for a t-shirt company, I can do this for you.

[–]Cha0tikz 5 points6 points ago

Excuse me sir, but this is not a t-shirt, this is a long sleeved shirt. According to your employment description you can only provide a short sleeved version of this.

[–]BellyHat 8 points9 points ago

The main objective of my employment may, in fact, be the creation and sale of t-shirts. However, our supplier has access to a myriad of torso coverings in all manner of styles.

[–]Cha0tikz 2 points3 points ago

That's what I was looking for my good friend. May your variety of shirt creation be forever in your favor.

[–]BellyHat 7 points8 points ago

Indeed. It gladdens me that we could part ways as friends, and potential lovers.

[–]Studying_Can_Wait 0 points1 point ago

I found this when I searched "Kitten sweater". Was not disappointed http://imgur.com/SXJXK

[–]icameow14 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, the Mona Lisa...she's a beauty isn't she?

[–]ManOfTheHour1 0 points1 point ago

What we need to do is see if we order a bunch of these works of art from them if we could get a discount.

[–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

That old saying about getting what you pay for does not apply to that sweater. However, it would be purrfect for an ugly sweater contest or party.

[–]ruan99 0 points1 point ago

I made shirts n things alike. I could make this quite easily.

[–]Dorkfish71 0 points1 point ago

That cat is the Ron Swanson of cats.

[–]aortaborealis 1 point2 points ago

Mary Cat-herine Gallagher

[–]seyton74 1 point2 points ago

That cat is wearing my exact elementary school uniform.

[–]TardisMechanic 1 point2 points ago

You could probably have it made for less

[–]dawnonyou 0 points1 point ago

That was my middle school uniform the cat is wearing.

[–]tuckeee 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing!! I would so rock that!!

[–]nsilvia 0 points1 point ago

I want this for tacky Christmas sweater parties

[–]octopushands 1 point2 points ago

are you going to be a crazy cat lady for Halloween too?

[–]ValyrianIce 0 points1 point ago

Reddit delivers! Glorious. Don't ever promise us money when we have the whole wide internet at our disposal...

[–]tubcat 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure I'd pay 10 bucks just to wear that sweater.

[–]ticklemypickle6969 -1 points0 points ago

I raise you 100$ for that sweater

[–]g3lrod -1 points0 points ago

Is that...bad luck kitteh?

[–]RotorNurse 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I would totally wear that!

[–]holyenchiladas 0 points1 point ago

OMG WANT

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points ago

This made me so happy I'm just upvoting everything now

[–]Michaelpoop 0 points1 point ago

i hope you get mailed 1000 sweatshirts

[–]dubled 1 point2 points ago

Check your local Cracker Barrel gift shop.

[–]t-rex4 1 point2 points ago

So, in other words, you will pay for the sweater.

[–]RenderedUseless -1 points0 points ago

It looks like Ron Swanson.

[–]cascadeorca 0 points1 point ago

NOTE TO SELF, MAKE THIS SHIRT!

  • Graphic designer, will post link to shirt when I am done.

[–]whosaidwhattv -1 points0 points ago

[–]AMillerAMS 0 points1 point ago

Is it from this site? I can't tell if these are actually available for purchase or not.

[–]Sprengstoff 1 point2 points ago

It would be even better if the cat was wearing that shirt

[–]DaytonF7 0 points1 point ago

Ill give 85

[–]ANocturnalWar 0 points1 point ago

I will also throw down $80 as well. May even go as high as...$85

[–]froggyhare46 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand, that was definitely my grade school uniform. :-(

[–]Suitecake -1 points0 points ago

Cat Swanson.