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[–]Clairebbg 105 points106 points ago

if that was taken yesterday, it would be on 10/11/12

[–]USADV 38 points39 points ago

If it was taken yesterday at 1:14 PM, it would be on 10/11/12 at 13:14!

[–]Battletooth 42 points43 points ago

Obligatory "and 15 seconds".

[–]thekiidchad 12 points13 points ago

Obligatory "and 16 hundredths of a second".

[–]Phallic 12 points13 points ago

Obligatory... Er... 17.

[–]Dx2x 2 points3 points ago

Lame response involving 18

[–]sidja 5 points6 points ago

something something ... 19

[–]15avigil 3 points4 points ago

20

[–]SwitchAUS 8 points9 points ago

Hit me.

[–]darkshade_py 0 points1 point ago

*punch

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 4 points5 points ago

I would have been more impressed if the spedo was reading 88mph.

[–]WarYoshi 1 point2 points ago

Now all we need is 1.2 Gigawatts of power...

[–]avatar28 1 point2 points ago

1.21

[–]BasuKun 19 points20 points ago

Actually, yesterday was 11/10/12.

That's right, I said it.

[–]Clairebbg 11 points12 points ago

I suppose that depends on the poster's country

[–]massive_cock 18 points19 points ago

Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

[–]Funkhauzer 1 point2 points ago

It was taken years ago. Repost foo.

[–]mark331 1 point2 points ago

Just high-jacking the top comment here. But its for those who are at the 120,000 mile mark for your vehicle. Wait until your it has accumulated 122,667 miles. That's the sweet spot, don't you forget that number 122667, here i'll say it again. 1 2 2 6 6 7. Once you hit that, reset your trip meter and drive for 789 miles. Then boom, an instant gratification feels. Feels good man, never had the opportunity to achieve this but i've heard some stories back at my pub. Men change after that moment. Celestial baptism is what some call it.

[–]analog_butterfly 1 point2 points ago

Relax, as long as he doesn't drive the car for another month or so, he can get 10/11/12 in d/m/y mode, as God intended.

[–]IShouldaDownVotedYa 3 points4 points ago

As God intended? For sorting, should always be y/m/d... 12/10/11. Maybe God didn't think sorting might come in handy to the average Joe.

[–]qpqpdbdbqpqp 0 points1 point ago

Well, the muslim god speaks arabic, therefore reads from right to left?

[–]surly_redditor 49 points50 points ago

TIL it takes careful planning to subtract 789 from 123456

[–]I-fixed-nothing 24 points25 points ago

TIL it takes careful planning to subtract 789 from 123456

FTFY

[–]Ghost17088 17 points18 points ago

Damn it! I looked at this for 5 minutes before reading your user name.

[–]ExecutionerMiralda 4 points5 points ago

I CAUGHT YOU THIS TIME HAHA YES

[–]Quarter09 1 point2 points ago

Got me to... Here's your upvote you lovable bastard.

[–]stickaslap 28 points29 points ago

[–]k3ilbasa 6 points7 points ago

It's the little things..

[–]ThBurninator 8 points9 points ago

One of these days I want to see one of these pictures, but I want the speedometer to be maxed out. That would make me smile.

[–]w0lrah 7 points8 points ago

I got highway speed at least. I wanted to have it over 100 (it was about 2 AM with six lanes of mostly empty pavement at my disposal), but I was stuck doing just slightly over the limit following behind a highway patrol car when the time came.

[–]THE_Ryan 0 points1 point ago

Not quite maxed...but still fast enough. http://i.imgur.com/SfvHs.jpg

Was taken for the temp that day...

[–]vxx 7 points8 points ago

And you almost missed it. I am glad you didn't

[–]TooManyBearz 21 points22 points ago

[–]CannedSewage 6 points7 points ago

What's the problem with it being posted here?

[–]massive_cock -1 points0 points ago

Ya, for real.

Said massive_cock to CannedSewage.

[–]Ceejae 2 points3 points ago

Oh, sorry, I thought this was a picture that brought me enjoyment. Turns out I have to retract my upvote. I'm not sure why exactly, but according TooManyBearz this doesn't fit the exceedingly complex criteria of /r/pics.

[–]HoffmanMyster 3 points4 points ago

Is it a picture? Yes.

∴ It belongs here.

[–]Rag3niv -1 points0 points ago

Q.E.D.

[–]kingy123 2 points3 points ago

Citroen ZX?

[–]TurboPenguinn 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I think that is a ZX. Good shout

[–]Piefayth 2 points3 points ago

And you said you'd never use math.

[–]open_organ 2 points3 points ago

It took careful planning....what is 123456-789? It took me months how to plan to subtract that.

[–]kenjunior 2 points3 points ago

[–]NabroleonDynamite 0 points1 point ago

Hope that karma was worth wasting all that gas. Seriously I have no idea why people do this. It's not cool. It was just ok the first time I ever saw it. Then someone mixed it up by making it spell boobs. But now every one of these pictures is basically a repost.

[–]jdb-44 2 points3 points ago

Here's mine - one of the most significant moments in my life. I used to have "44" as my lucky number, so...http://imgur.com/ce03S.

Sorry for the small/blurry pic, but the phone on my camera is lame.

[–]QuentulusQuazgar 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This took careful planning 86coms 1422pts 8hrs pics
this took far more planning than I care to admit 140coms 822pts 1yr pics
God damn I made it 10coms 28pts 4mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]WarPhalange 3 points4 points ago

TIL "careful planning" means subtracting two numbers.

[–]abdomino 7 points8 points ago

And not faking cancer.

[–]CariniGambarini 1 point2 points ago

But he "did it for science"!

[–]V3RTiG0 0 points1 point ago

This was a triumph...

[–]bunglejerry 4 points5 points ago

And driving 100,000 miles.

[–]Just_Downvoted 0 points1 point ago

And planning your last few trips such that you have a place at which you can pull over exactly when you need to.

I did this too...

[–]Furiouss06 -1 points0 points ago

It's the guy that faked cancer!

[–]Vesania6 1 point2 points ago

'' wandered in the city until goal achieved ''

[–]tricky3737 1 point2 points ago

The real question here, who can tell me what car's gauge that is?

[–]polkadotsunday 1 point2 points ago

My car is planning on being 123456 in about 400 miles, hopefully I get to catch it.

[–]floydwiley -1 points0 points ago

Or this guy could work at a junkyard. News at 11.

[–]alman520 1 point2 points ago

I did that too recently! Although not as awesome as you.

[–]MrZurkon89 -1 points0 points ago

my ocd senses are tingling

[–]sittty 2 points3 points ago

my brain hurts just thinking of the planning that went into something like this.

[–]Galactic777 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty fucking impressive

[–]MeinCrouton 1 point2 points ago

Or you could just go to a junk yard, get a broken one, change it to the right ones and BOOM! Let the karma whoring begin.

[–]Rambonage 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god. This happened to me a few days ago. I was a few miles away and I thought to myself "Oh man when it gets to 123456 I need to take a picture" and then I missed it.

[–]ank1613 1 point2 points ago

I took this same photo about two years ago. Refused to drive that day.

[–]MadProphetHowardB 0 points1 point ago

You should drive faster

[–]Funkhauzer -1 points0 points ago

Oh wow you copied and pasted a fucking picture congrats dude! Who are the retards upvoting these posts?

[–]tankertodd 0 points1 point ago

Careful planning or just math? Hardest part of this is remembering to look down and see the numbers hit.

[–]mammeor 0 points1 point ago

i don't get it, is it like a phone number or something?

[–]SatinHandyWipe -1 points0 points ago

Or just taking the dash off and winding it like that.

[–]egusw 0 points1 point ago

Well played, my friend. Well played.

[–]TimBobSqrPnts 0 points1 point ago

Mine recently ticked over. is that a Citroen of some description?

[–]310_nightstalkers 0 points1 point ago

how careful do you have to be to reset your tripometer at 122667?

[–]cake_a_peice 1 point2 points ago

I don't care

[–]drunkenfool -2 points-1 points ago

but you failed to carefully take a picture? nice blurr, you were parked even!

[–]pastanate 1 point2 points ago

[–]Geig 0 points1 point ago

how could you do something so reckless.. you could have killed someone taking a picture at that speed....

for shame!

[–]samx3i 0 points1 point ago

0mph?

[–]sphinnxx 1 point2 points ago

thatsthefuckingjoke.jpg

[–]darthbone -1 points0 points ago

Not it didn't. It just took subtracting 789 from 123456

[–]caseycoold 2 points3 points ago

.... first of all, that in planning. Second, he could still have easily missed it.

Stop being a hater.

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

Also knows as maths.

[–]Currently_SitB 0 points1 point ago

Because I don't know if I'll ever be able to post this related image, I shall do so now. Hit this as I parked my car about a week ago.

[–]samsf90 0 points1 point ago

cuttin it close there guy.

[–]CauseItsTrue 0 points1 point ago

driving down the highway gingerly...

"Fuckin pull over!"

"What, why"

"FUCK'N PULL OVER!"

[–]Drewdle883 0 points1 point ago

Grr! I've had a picture the same as this on my old phone for about 3 months but never bothered to upload it, took me 2 hours driving around a services car park to get it. Enjoy your karma.

[–]hankharp00n 0 points1 point ago

My absolute favorite thing about this is that you took the picture at a stop. Bravo sir! Most of the rest of reddit would have been going 80 in a school zone taking pictures with their SLR behind their head....

[–]whyteboi 0 points1 point ago

Here is the one I got in my company's shop truck earlier this week. http://i.imgur.com/CQlDV.jpg I just got lucky.

[–]TheYugoslav 0 points1 point ago

I was looking at the very off speed dial for a minute, then saw the mileage.

[–]Mellenoire 0 points1 point ago

Mine's sitting at 12,1something something and my mum's borrowing it today. Secretly I hope she doesn't decide to drive somewhere random for fun.

[–]KCP100 0 points1 point ago

My car is about there. I am going to have to watch for this and pull over immediately.

[–]divzd 0 points1 point ago

Am I wrong in assuming your careful planning was calculating 123,456 - 7,890 and starting the mile count there?

Almost wish I had more miles on my car so I could do this sooner....

[–]SgtVeritas 0 points1 point ago

It took lots of planning to achieve and 1 mile to undo...

[–]AOEUD 0 points1 point ago

Well, sucky number set. But an upvote for getting it on both meters.

[–]jollyguru 0 points1 point ago

123456-7890=careful planning

[–]Hotshot55 0 points1 point ago

My mom stops in the middle of the road to take pictures like this

[–]RAPE_LASER 0 points1 point ago

Hey what's that instruction just left of the 120? It's about posts like these.

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 0 points1 point ago

Careful planning and a few laps around the block perhaps.

[–]jodon 0 points1 point ago

I'm waiting for the day when I see one of these with the speeder on 120.

[–]zax007 0 points1 point ago

while that might be impressive i'm waiting for someone to post a 654321 and proof that the car still runs

[–]What_is_this_1990 0 points1 point ago

Glad to see you didn't take this picture while moving. Or moving fast at least, not sure how well your speedometer is calibrated. Upvote for safety!

[–]hi_in_Humboldt 0 points1 point ago

Astonishing! Dang, good sir!

[–]mykchap 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]xshark 0 points1 point ago

Just recently tried this with 98765 4321. . . but failed when it came to taking the picture. Nice job.

[–]XxtrainxX 0 points1 point ago

That is godly