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[–]goofymilk 34 points35 points ago

You misquoted it. O.o Come on man.

[–]irondieselvingiant 13 points14 points ago

How do you fuck up the quote?

[–]spyder22446688 -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahaha!

[–]bornagainredditor 4 points5 points ago

Dun dun. dun dun, dun dun dun dun.....

[–]n5corp 3 points4 points ago

"Most sharks are cowards." - From an SAS survival guide

Stolen from some random Reddit post.

[–]Thalenos -1 points0 points ago

Well they aren't cowards as they are aware, around only 10 shark attacks happen each year and that mostly happens to surfers who look like seals (their prey)

[–]Autumnsprings 1 point2 points ago

"A fairly tense experience" is kind of the opposite of slightly tense experience...

[–]zaborack 0 points1 point ago

I hate being that guy, but... You had one fucking job OP.

[–]dirtynate66666666666 1 point2 points ago

I had always thought that this was a fake picture. Turns out its just a fucking badass picture.

[–]taylort93 0 points1 point ago

I would like to see how this ended.

[–]karma415 0 points1 point ago

that made me scared to just look at that picture...good job! i rarely feel my life is in jeopardy from seeing a picture

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

I'm thinking that those who said that OP misquoted would be the same ones that would complain that he put the punchline in the title. Maybe OP was trying to avoid that criticism. On a completely different note, that shark would've been able to follow my shit trail!

[–]kareemabduljabbq 0 points1 point ago

but is it anything like chewing 5 gum?

[–]Tangent2020 1 point2 points ago

You need to either remove the quotation marks, or quote what was actually said.

[–]SoulLessGinger992 1 point2 points ago

That is a tiger shark not a great white. Great whites are cold water sharks.

[–]cladstone 0 points1 point ago

That was bugging me to.